Chapter Fifty-Six: The Rogue Little Wooden Man
"Kill you, kill you, what kind of person, no grace at all, hum! Come and send me off, can you die? I'm so angry, people like you so much, you hurt people's hearts so much", there are still a few minutes to board the plane, Ren Linglong and Shen Fangtong have also gone back, Ruan Manwen sat alone in the waiting hall and kept beating the little wooden man on his neck to relieve his anger, as if the little wood in front of him was Shu Xuanzi himself, in fact, Ruan Manwen just thought that this little wood was a magic weapon, it was estimated that it could ward off evil spirits or have the function of communication, she was a mortal, how could she understand Shu Xuanzi's sentence' That's what 'myself' means, and then the accident happened.
"Hello? Are you mistaken? I came with you, and you still beat me, how can I send you when I come with you? If you like me, just say it, come, kiss one", Ruan Manwen never thought that the little wooden man in his hand would actually live, and he could speak, the tone and expression were exactly the same as the real person, that is, the body was not meat, but wood, Ruan Manwen's words and the little wooden man screamed in a frightened voice, and her body jumped up, and her voice attracted the attention of many people.
"What's it called? It's noisy", the little wood in Ruan Manwen's hand buckled his ears with a depressed face, how cute and cute it was, Ruan Manwen's face changed for a long time, and he still couldn't believe it, "Quick, kiss one, make it up to me", and then the little wooden man Shuxuanzi pouted again.
"Flutter", after calming down for a while, Ruan Manwen finally laughed, after all, she already knew that Shu Xuanzi was an immortal, so even if something impossible happened, she would not be so shocked, after stabilizing herself, she held the little wooden man in her left hand, and a light finger of her right hand blocked the little wooden man's mouth, "How did you do it?" Is this really you? Or a puppet? You almost scared me to death," Ruan Manwen said with some complaint.
"Go, go, I want to kiss my mouth, not your hand", the little wooden man moved Ruan Manwen's fingers away with a force, and glared at Ruan Manwen with some anger, "Didn't I tell you just now, this is me, who are you to blame for not understanding?" Hum! You women, always have different appearances, I asked you if you like me that day, and you still don't admit it, why did you say it yourself today? Shu Xuanzi's words made Ruan Manwen's face turn red.
"You bad boy, you eavesdrop on me, damn it!" Ruan Manwen saw that Shu Xuanzi mentioned what happened just now, and he was so angry that he stretched out his thumb and pressed the face of the little wooden man, the face of the little wooden man was smaller than the nail cover of the thumb by two circles, so Ruan Manwen's thumb completely blocked the face of the little wooden man, but before he could press it, he felt that the little wooden man's hand resisted the thumb, and finally Ruan Manwen gritted his teeth and used his strength for a long time but he couldn't settle down, very simply, Ruan Manwen's strength is not as strong as this little wooden man.
"What do you want to do? Cover me? Hehe, don't look at my small size, my strength is not small, I said kiss a kiss, I want to kiss it", this little wooden man Shu Xuanzi flew up after finishing speaking, where did Ruan Manwen think that this little wooden man could fly, sure enough, the little wooden man kissed Ruan Manwen's lower lip, but no matter how others look at it, it looks like Ruan Manwen took the little wooden man's little head in his hand, Ruan Manwen felt a pain in his lower lip, and the silly boy who changed from the little wooden man not only kissed but also took a bite.
"What are you doing? Scoundrel, why are you biting me? Ruan Manwen grabbed the book Xuanzi buried in his lips, glared at him angrily, and rubbed his lips with his left hand, seeing that there were already many passers-by and people waiting for the plane were looking at him in a panic and grabbed his suitcase and rushed to the boarding gate, this Ruan Manwen has been kissed by Shuxuanzi many times, and he doesn't care, but this little wooden man kisses himself Ruan Manwen still can't say awkward, and his mouth is too small, it is not a kiss at all, it is just naked-naked teasing.
"Why are you in a hurry, there are still ten minutes before boarding the plane, okay, since you don't want to pay attention to me, then I'll go to sleep", the little wooden man Shu Xuanzi smiled evilly, and then the two wooden little hands supported Ruan Manwen's left hand and jumped out of it, and then a leap actually got into Ruan Manwen's clothes, because he was tied by a red rope, like a pendant, so after the restriction of the rope, the little wooden man Shu Xuanzi happened to stop in the middle of the two fleshy peaks, warm, meaty, comfortable, Comfortable, the little wooden man Shuxuanzi stretched his waist again, and suddenly the two little wooden hands touched the foundation of the mountain peaks on both sides.
"Ah, ~~~~~", Ruan Manwen just dreamed that Shu Xuanzi tied a rope to this little wooden man and hung it around his neck, and there was this trick, feeling that the little wooden man in the clothes threw away the suitcase in his hand after doing something wrong, and grabbed it into the clothes while jumping, but where is the little wooden man Shu Xuanzi so easy to catch, Ruan Manwen's right hand reached in from the top of his chest and grabbed it for a long time, and the little wooden man escaped, and the angry Ruan Manwen stomped his feet for a while, When I looked up, I saw that many people were looking at me like a nervous person, and suddenly made a big red face, pulled the suitcase with his right hand, and pressed the clothes on his chest with his left hand to prevent the little wooden man inside from moving and ran to the bathroom over there.
"You come out for me, you rascal, necrotic, oops, it hurts~~~~, don't drag me...... Let go, let go", there was finally no one in the bathroom, this time Ruan Manwen could finally find Shu Xuanzi to settle accounts, who knew that her right hand had just grabbed the little wooden man in the clothes and didn't dare to move anymore, because she felt that a particularly sensitive part of herself was being dragged by a wooden pliers like something, as long as she pulled him out, the tip of her chest hurt terribly, "Quick...... Let go, please", Ruan Manwen used a lot of strength just now, and the result was conceivable, the little grape was almost dragged off by 'himself'.
"You let go first, if you don't let go, I won't let go", Ruan Manwen's clothes came from the voice of Shu Xuanzi, Ruan Manwen bit his lip and shouted tears and laughed, the two sides were in a stalemate for two minutes, and finally Ruan Manwen felt that there was no way to tremble, and finally let go of her right hand slowly, and as soon as she let go, the little wooden man in the clothes really let go slowly.
"Oops~~~~", this Ruan Manwen originally wanted to sneak attack when the little wooden man let go, but her hand just moved, and she didn't reach into her clothes, the little wooden hand held the grape again, this little wooden man, you don't look small, but the power is not smaller than a normal person, or even greater, this time it is not light, of course the tears of Ruan Manwen who hurt fell out, "You...... How do you talk and don't count? Ruan Manwen asked with a whimper wiping tears.
"Humph! It's you who don't count when you speak, and you think I don't know that you want to drag me out while I'm not looking? No way, I'll tell you, I'll live here, if you dare to touch me again, then I'm welcome, hum, hear clearly? After Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, he also dragged a big meat head on the small hand of the wood, and his fierce appearance was even more domineering than that of the bandits.
"Why are you like this? You know bullying me as a girl, you bastard! Ruan Manwen really cried this time, and scolded while wiping her tears, now Ruan Manwen regrets dying, she knew that this was the result, she would not have wanted this little wooden man if she was killed, what is this called? Hang as high as Haman.
"Hey, hey, hey, you want me to go with you, since it's together, you have to hold hands, my hands are not big enough, and I can only do that, and now I am here with you, and you don't want to, how did you women do it? Let's go, I've already started boarding, if you can't catch the plane for a while, don't blame me for not reminding you", the little wooden man Shu Xuanzi saw that Ruan Manwen was really crying, tilted his head and let go of his hand, as soon as he let go Ruan Manwen finally breathed a sigh of relief, at least it didn't hurt so much, but she was dragged several times just now, it must have hurt so much, now she didn't dare to rub it if she wanted to, so she had to endure it.
"It's still a fairy, I'm here to be a lustful fairy, hum!" Ruan Manwen looked at the middle of her chest hatefully, her clothes were slightly raised, she knew that this was the result of the little wooden man, "Hey, are you okay when you come out?" Can't I hold you in the palm of my hand? Please", since you can't win, come to the soft, Ruan Manwen began to beg for mercy.
"I'll tell you, if you talk about it again, I'll have to do the rings," the dissatisfied voice sounded in the garment.
"The action of the ring?" Ruan Manwen didn't react for a while, and muttered to himself.
"Yes, the ring, that's it", after Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, Ruan Manwen screamed again, and the two most sensitive points in his chest suddenly came with severe pain, and the two points were still pulling in the direction of the middle, and Ruan Manwen, who was in pain this time, even raised his head, "How is it?" Enjoyable, right? After letting go of his hand, the little wooden man smiled and asked again.
"You...... You ......", the tears in Ruan Manwen's eyes kept flowing, she didn't know what to say anymore, and there was no way to be bullied by Shu Xuanzi like this.
"Don't cry, can't I rub it for you", after the words sounded, Ruan Manwen felt a numb sensation spread throughout her body through a sensitive point, "Huh", a moan made Ruan Manwen tremble, and her body seemed to be about to fall to the ground, at this time the hand she felt was not wooden, but fleshy, this kind of stimulation Ruan Manwen didn't feel once or twice, and it was all the feeling that Shuxuanzi gave her, but the difference is that it was at home before, and now it is outside, It's a bathroom where there's no one, but what if someone comes in? In fact, what worries Ruan Manwen even more is that if Shu Xuanzi comes down in a public place outside, then he might as well go underground and hide, it's too embarrassing.
"Dear...... Honey, don't torture me, okay? I beg you", Ruan Manwen's legs became more and more sore, and the clamp became tighter and tighter, and he couldn't stand anymore, and finally Ruan Manwen begged for mercy, Shu Xuanzi kept asking her to call dear, but Ruan Manwen never shouted, but at this time she also had to surrender, and her surrender announced the victory of Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi finally got another woman, and this woman is still a Hong Kong policeman, surnamed Ge Qiang, and obediently succumbed under pressure and violence.
"Well, let's go, let's hurry up and board the plane, there are five minutes to finish boarding", Shu Xuanzi poked his head out of his clothes after speaking, looked around and slipped into it again, Ruan Manwen was really honest this time, and he didn't dare to let him come out, she didn't have anything to do with this fairy, she didn't even make up for her makeup after wiping away the tears just now, grabbed the suitcase and hurriedly went to the plane, as for the little wooden man in the middle of the chest, Shu Xuanzi Ruan Manwen could only accept it.
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