"The watch is loaded, I know you're awake and up."

"Don't, it's so comfortable in the official's arms, people want to lie down more!"

"But my hands are numb!"

"It's okay, your hands don't die!"

"Nani? Mei'er can't have eaten my tadpoles, and her personality has become black when she moves closer to me, right? It's dangerous! Hearing Mei'er say this, Zhou Yi suddenly thought vigilantly and quickly diverted her attention.

"Do you like sauerkraut fish?"

"I like it!"

"Eat Zhou's private dishes for dinner ~ Hot and sour chicken pot boy ~ with mysterious fragrant rice! It's many times better than sauerkraut fish! ”

"Where~Where is it? Hurry up and present it to Hongu~"

"The chicken has been marinated since the morning, and the rice has been soaked for a day, so it should be ready to go out of the pot now."

Hearing that there was something delicious, Mei'er girl didn't even care about the vacuum on her body, and got up and urged: "I'm up, go quickly!" Do it! ”

Snack goods, I can't cure you!

Because the equipment work has been done in the morning, so it took a lot of time to make a dish Zhou Yi didn't take half an hour to make, and the girl smelled the fragrance and wanted to steal the teacher, but after a while, she yawned for a while, stole a few pieces of fried chicken and continued to watch Wulin go crazy. It seemed that after seeing a cage being extinguished and remembering something, he looked at the big screen connected to the computer, and at the same time secretly glanced at Zhou Yi in the kitchen out of the corner of his eye.

"Fortunately, the officials are cooking seriously, or they will laugh at me for not being smart as Xiaohong!"

I don't know if it's an illusion, since I woke up and got up, when Zhou Yi looked at Mei Erya again, she felt as if she had eaten some kind of elixir, and the whole person seemed to be more watery and even more energetic... After denying that it was his own mental effect or looking away, Zhou Daguan couldn't help but think evilly: "My thing is so godly?" There is a noticeable change so soon after eating. Do I want to... Try it yourself? Damn, that's really called killing chickens and taking eggs......"

"Woo ~ Woo ~ It's delicious, the meat is mine, the mushrooms are also mine, you just eat sauerkraut!"

After tasting Zhou's hot and sour chicken pot boy that came up from the heresy of Zhou, Mei'er girl incarnated for the first time as a gluttony to protect food.

"I'm hungry too!"

"That's... Then you can make another bowl! ”

"Forehead ......"

"The chicken in this dish takes hours to marinate.......," Zhou Yi thought speechlessly.

"Why is the rice made by the officials so fragrant? And a little sweet, put sugar? It's obviously dry rice, but it's easier to eat than porridge, no, another bowl, people are going to get fat. ”

"You don't understand."

"Say, people should listen to cross talk."

"Mei'er girl seems to have really improved her IQ, and she has learned to be cunning! Do you want me to talk more and eat less? Looking at the Mei'er girl who was quickly eliminating food, Zhou Daguan could only carry forward his style and think, "Forget it, let's have supper later!" ”

At the same time, he said: "Before cooking, the rice should be soaked in water for 8 to 10 hours, and the water is added with Idali's original rose salt and island sushi white vinegar in a certain proportion, the salt can bring out the natural sweetness of the rice, and the white vinegar can make the rice whiter and change the fine physical structure of the rice grains through chemical reactions, so that the rice is tender and juicy after cooking, and melts in the mouth!" Before boiling, pour out the seasoning water, quickly rinse the rice grains with clean water, and then put it into the pot immediately, and when cooking, you can't put all the water at once, only put a small amount of water at a time, and gently stir the rice with a bamboo spoon every once in a while, and evenly point the water until it is completely cooked. The resulting rice is naturally sweet and melts in your mouth! ”

"Well, wonderful, good, go on."

"Have you heard or not? I'll bite you! ”

"Can you wait until I'm done eating... Bite me ......"

You win! Zhou Yi felt that he was completely defeated by Mei'er......

After eating, Mei'er girl, who was too full, immediately lay back on the bed, crossed her legs and touched her stomach very unimpressively, and said, "I'm so full!" No one can move...."

And Zhou Yi didn't answer his words and suddenly asked, "Does it still hurt?" ”

"Huh?"

"Does your ass still hurt?"

"Ah......." After knowing what Zhou Yi was asking, Mei'er whispered after screaming shyly: "It doesn't hurt, official~ Do you want to do it now?" … Can you let me move on my own...? ”

"Stop!" There are still important things to do, and Zhou Daguan really didn't dare to let Mengmeng stand up again today, "If it doesn't hurt, take a rest, I'll send you back." ”

"Ah~ But people don't want to... I want to talk to you..."

"No, do you want to live happily with me in the future?"

"Yes."

"Then if you don't come home at night, will your parents be unhappy?"

"Probably will?"

"Will you be happy if they're not happy?"

"No... Well, if I don't stay overnight, can I come to your house more often in the future? ”

"Yes."

"Is there anything good to eat?"

"Yes, I can do whatever I want!"

"That~ can you let me move by myself next time?"

Girl, you can let go of Meng Meng for the time being! Don't irritate it anymore! Zhou Yi, who was powerless to complain, could only reply: "I'll talk about this then." ”

"Okay then, can I leave after watching another episode of Master Bei?"

"No! That's too hypnotic, let's change the UFC. ”

"Yay! This issue has Spider-Man appearing! ”

When Zhou Yi found the latest UFC game video on the website and clicked on the screen, Mei'er still looked at the laptop screen on the coffee table......

"Upper!"

"Oh."

………………………………………………………………………………

It was already 10 o'clock in the evening when I returned home after sending Mei'er, and I felt that it was really inconvenient to leave the girl for the night when I felt that there was something important to do today......

After returning home, Zhou Yi immediately studied his mutated apple book.

Fantasy Dungeons - Enter the game!

Don't have a line selection screen?

After clicking on the fantasy dungeon, Zhou Yi carefully observed every place.

That's right, there is no point in choosing the line of the stand-alone game, and there is no character selection interface, so you jump directly to the character creation page.

You can only create a clergy profession, and even the name of the character is the default, with the same name as the game character in the city of Zhou Yi, "Heavenly Punishment", dragging the mouse, Zhou Yi took a serious look at the character description:

After determining the creation of the character, the host will be officially bound to the game character and become a digital body, and the various attributes of the game character affect the host's various abilities, and the first time you reach the current level 20, you can be transferred to a paladin, and the first time you reach the current level 48, you can be transferred to the apocalypse, and each time you reach the current level of 70, you can be reincarnated.

Seeing this, Zhou Yi thought, "It seems that I remember that there is a current level and a cumulative level, but I don't know what it means, it seems that I have to slowly explore!" ”

In order to cultivate the host's combat experience and combat awareness, and better grasp its own strength, the host can freely switch between two operation modes at any time during the game, both manual operation and consciousness operation, and the host will automatically switch to manual operation due to external interference during the consciousness operation.

"Not bad~ This is quite humane, just in reality, I am not ready to expose my ability too early, but I do have to be better familiar with my own strength, with this so-called consciousness operation, the best of both worlds!"

Seeing this, Zhou Yi held the mentality of trying, and silently thought in his heart: "Determine the creation of the role, and consciously operate!" ”

"Ah~ here is?"

After Zhou Yi felt a trance, he found that the scenery in front of him had changed dramatically, as if teleporting from the living room of his own house to a primeval forest with huge trees, and this forest was completely different from the primeval forest that Zhou Yi had been to in reality. The arrangement of the huge trees here seems to be artificially arranged, and each tree is almost equal and wide apart, so the whole forest feels very bright, and there is no eerie feeling of light in the real forest.

There are no saplings or shrubs on the ground between the trees, nor are there thorny vines, but only sun-drenched green meadows......

"yes, this should be the goblin forest where the dungeon game begins!"

Zhou Yi leaned down and touched the silky grass on the ground, and carefully observed his body that had changed into a priest's outfit, all of which felt extremely real!

"Woo~Woo~ The dream of being able to play virtual reality games in my lifetime has finally come true! I don't know if I can complete the romance of a man again in my lifetime~ For the sake of love and peace, drive Gundam to 1 to pick all the enemies? Even if it's Kaizagu, it's fine......"

When Zhou Yi was still thinking about something in his head, a sweet girl's cry for help suddenly came from not far away: "Help~ Warrior, come and save me." ”

"This should be Celia in the treehouse!" With a positive thought, Zhou Yi ran quickly in the direction where the voice came from......

When the priest played by Zhou Yi ran out for help, he found Celia surrounded by several short, green-skinned goblins.

"Wow ~ The NPC in the consciousness operation is so realistic! There is a visual sense of perfect combination of two-dimensional and three-dimensional! ”

The beautiful Celia Lori in front of her has long smoky gray silver hair, delicate face and petite body, she looks less than 15 years old, but she has a pair of tall peaks in front of her chest that are completely disproportionate to her body. Wearing a green dress that crosses and connects in an X shape on the chest, revealing a deep cleavage and smooth abdomen, a white pleated skirt with a red cloth behind the back, a pair of coffee-colored knee-high boots on her feet, and half of her fair and healthy legs are exposed between the boots and the skirt in front......

"Childish face and huge breasts! The best childlike big breasts! This~hehehe~ I don't know if I can have a little ...... with NPCs"

When our Zhou Daguan was about to have a nosebleed, Celia, who found out that Zhou Yi was coming, immediately called out to him: "Warriors, come and save me, my name is Celia." ”

But our Zhou Daguan didn't immediately start fighting the goblins, and walked leisurely to Celia to continue admiring something, while saying, "Call it a hair!" Knowing that you're Celia and a pair of rotten shoes, I want to see how the goblins turned little Lori! ”

Hearing Zhou Yi say this, the originally simple Celia was suddenly full of black lines!

"Warrior, I have an elven enchantment, and goblins can't get close to me......"

While little Lori was talking, our Zhou Daguan suddenly approached like a priest running, and even touched Celia's chest with one hand......

"Ah~~~~~" The little Lori who was touched on her chest immediately hugged her hands in front of her chest after screaming, and asked with tears and grievances: "You~ What are you going to do?" ”

And our salty pig succeeded Zhou Daguan with a lewd smile, and shamelessly stretched out his hand to make a grasping motion at the air and said: "Hey~hey~ I just want to try to see if the character can also pass through the NPC in the consciousness operation mode!" It seems to be a failure, but this feels ...... Consciousness manipulation is so real! ”

Seeing the words and deeds of Zhou Daguan with no lower limit, the aggrieved Celia Lori seemed to have suddenly lost her senses, but after a "crackling" arc flashed on the surface of her body, her appearance changed amazingly, from a cute weak little Lori suddenly transformed into a mature beauty with a cold and noble appearance and long elf-like ears.

Soon after, Celia, who had transformed into a mature and beautiful elf, opened her eyes again, and glanced at Zhou Daguan, who was still making shameless movements with the same sharp eyes as before, staring at Zhou Daguan, who was eating tofu with her breasts exposed because her body had grown bigger but her clothes had not changed, and she yelled angrily: "Slut! The old lady has put up with you for a long time! Thunderbolt! ”

"Boom! Rumble! Rumble! ”

With the roar and gestures of the elf Selijah, the goblins playing soy sauce around them were instantly scorched by the thunder that fell from the sky!

"Hmm~ The special effects are not bad! Much more real than WhatsMiner 3D, 4D, and IMAX! ”

After seeing this scene, Zhou Yi was evaluating in his heart, but suddenly found that something seemed wrong, "Hey, why are all the thunder and lightning approaching me......"

"Enough girls, goblins are hanging, stop collecting ~~ ah~~~~~~~~~~"

Our shameless Zhou Daguan finally turned to ashes in the simultaneous bombardment of several violent thunderbolts......

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