6:20 p.m., Qianmen Courtyard.

The sunset is hazy, and the horizon is about to set in the west. In the north room, my father, who was sitting on the sofa, held the Yanjing Evening News in his hand, and talked to me about the latest news and current affairs, mudslides, and floods. I haven't read a newspaper for a long time, so I don't know much, and I spend most of my time listening to him. There was a crackling sound of the oil pan on the other side of the kitchen, and the mother was babbling something, as if she was teaching Zou Yue'e to stir-fry.

Let's go.

Seeing that it was going to be dark, I raised my butt to the door and turned on the light, "Dad, Yue'e is doing well these days, right?" You say, when will our wedding be officially held? At the very least, do you have to say hello to your relatives and friends? Now except for a few people, no one knows that I am married to Yue'e, this, ahem, is it a little inappropriate? "The reason why I was sneaky when I got married was that my parents used the excuse that I hadn't graduated from college yet, and I was afraid that the impact would be bad, but in fact, I knew that the problem was not here at all.

Dad pulled the newspaper down and looked at me, "What's wrong?" ”

In fact, I don't care about whether to hold a wedding or not, but I always feel that Zou Yue'e seems to care a lot, so I say so. I sat back at the table, held my chin and said, "Yue'e didn't say it, but it doesn't mean that she doesn't have any thoughts in her heart, right?" ”

"She asked you to ask?"

"Of course not, she's that person, what words are held in her stomach, well, I wondered, is it a choice, the two of us? Well? What do you say? ”

Dad thought about it, picked up the newspaper again and said, "...... I still think it's too early, ask your mother. ”

"Ask me what?" The door opened, and the old mother walked into the house with two plates of dishes and put them on the dining table, followed by Zou Yue.

I held my chopsticks and said, "Ask us when we will officially have our wedding." ”

Zou Yue'e was stunned, squinted at me, and didn't say anything.

The atmosphere seemed a little dull, and after a pause of several seconds, my mother sat down in her chair, "...... Didn't you get a certificate? ”

I observed my mother's face and said, "That's different, at least we have to invite our relatives to dinner, right?" ”

The old mother frowned imperceptibly, and took a bite of meat with chopsticks to eat, "If you have a wedding, why don't you spend money?" The beauty salon has just picked up, but it's not yet time to make a profit. Seeing that I was still talking, my mother glanced at me: "Okay, eat your meal, when will you have the money to buy a house, and talk about the wedding, can you get married in that little broken house?" If the wedding convoy comes, don't let the relatives laugh at it? The multimillionaire lives in that small and dilapidated house? Is it chilling or not? ”

Chewing on the procrastination in my mother's tone, I couldn't help but pout: "Okay, I'll buy a house as soon as possible." ”

My mother glared at me, didn't say anything, and ate by herself.

During the banquet, the atmosphere that should have been happy was made a little stuffy by the proposal of the wedding, I know that whether it is my mother or my father, they should not have officially accepted Zou Yue'e as a daughter-in-law in their hearts, but they were forced by the beauty salon in her name to agree to our marriage, taking a step back, even if my parents accepted Aunt Zou, how could my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the natural enemies, get along as well as sisters?

Thinking of this, I have a headache, the harmonious picture of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law just in the beauty salon turns out to be a superficial phenomenon!

After dinner, I didn't let Zou Yue'e move the nest, but took the initiative to go to the courtyard to wash the dishes.

After returning to my cabin, I noticed that although Zou Yue'e, who was surfing the Internet in front of the computer, had a smile on the corner of her mouth, she could also see that she was not in a very good mood, perhaps caused by the fact that her mother did not agree to the wedding. I kind of regret what I said, I wish I hadn't asked.

"Don't you go to the beauty salon at night?" I walked up to her back and put my arms around her.

Zou Yue'e hummed without looking back: "...... I'm tired, and I'm going to take a day off tomorrow. ”

Looking at Zou Yue'e's expression from the reflective monitor, I said: "Don't blame my mother, what she said is also reasonable, the place where we live now is a little colder, and when we make more money, we will buy a villa and have a wedding, do you think it's okay?" "The purple clay pot received from Hebei can be considered for sale in two days, but the colorful December Flower God Cup is not available for the time being, I am ready to collect more and then see the situation, so I can't buy a house."

Zou Yue's eyelids jumped, "Is the house so easy to buy?" This delay, I don't know if it will be the Year of the Monkey! "It seems that I really guessed correctly, Aunt Zou attaches great importance to the wedding.

I groaned, "Angry with my mom?" ”

Zou Yue'e smiled: "...... Can't. ”

"Oh, it's not that you don't know, my mother is a very good-looking person, but she didn't deliberately target you." I hugged her a little tighter, and put my mouth in her hair: "Good, don't be angry. ”

“…… Well. ”

“…… If you don't get angry, then you laugh. ”

Zou Yue'e raised her eyelids: "I've been laughing, haven't you seen it?" ”

"Are you laughing? I can see that I'm hairy, okay, don't make trouble, just give me face? I pinched her tender face, pinched the corners of her slender eyes, and sweetly coaxed Aunt Zou for a while, and at the end, she glanced at me, and the corners of her lips finally smiled. I exhaled, bent down and picked up her plump body sideways in the air, and kissed her in the corner of the eye: "...... That's good. ”

Zou Yue's eyebrows rippled with a touch of charm, and she blew into my ear: "Husband, brother, sister misses you." ”

This vixen! It's going to kill someone!

I didn't say any more, and walked to the door with her in my arms, and Zou Yue'e willingly freed up one of the hands that hooked my neck, clicked and locked the door, and then threw a debauched wink at me. I took a breath, staggered to the head of the bed, threw her under the covers, took off my shoes and pounced...... Early the next morning.

Bang bang, a loud knock came in from all directions, "...... Get up! Get ready to eat breakfast! ”

It's my mother's voice, and there's something displeasing in my tone.

I woke up from my sleep, rubbed my eyes and mumbled, "Got it." Looking sideways, Zou Yue, whose shoulders were bare, was covering her mouth and yawning, and after that, she glanced in the direction of the door and muttered something I couldn't hear, as if she was complaining about my mother calling people so early.

I doted on her bangs, "Do you want to sleep again?" ”

Under the warm quilt, the back of my chest was hugged by Zou Yue, and her two plump legs were slowly wrapped around my waist, "...... Your mother has spoken, do I dare to sleep in? Whew, it's hard to take a day off. "Alas, contradictions are all accumulated little by little, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are natural enemies, and many things can not be explained by a simple truth.

I slammed my mouth, "Who told you to scream so loudly last night, Mom and Dad must have heard." ”

"If you hear it, you hear it." Zou Yue'e leaned her head on my chest, stuck out her tongue, and licked the hideous scar: "Who told my sister to hold back." ”

My face and heart were hot at the same time: "...... Uh, seriously, don't shout so loudly next time, cough cough, especially my sister and brother, aunt and nephew, at least shout this softly, so that my mother can't hear it well. "From the first time I slept with Zou Yue'e, we were used to exchanging titles with each other, which was really exciting.

Zou Yue'e narrowed her eyes, moved her lips up, and whispered against my neck: "But my aunt really can't help it, good nephew, what do you say?" ”

I hurriedly escaped from the bed, grabbed my clothes and put them on quickly, and if I didn't get up again, I was afraid that I would not be able to get up.

Brushing my teeth and washing, combing my hair and putting on makeup, when Zou Yue'e finished tinkering with the little things on my face, I went to the north house hand in hand with her.

What is the saying? Men are almost paranoid in their demands on women, and their highest ideals are nothing more than getting in and out of the kitchen, being a slut in bed, and being a lady under the bed. Watching Aunt Zou greet my parents with a dignified smile, and politely waiting for my parents to move the chopsticks before she was willing to move the chopsticks, I think that Zou Yue'e seems to have done it all, and before I met her, it was hard for me to imagine that anyone could knead the two completely opposite words of slut and noblewoman so well.

"Not going to work today?" Mom stuffed an egg into her mouth, "What about the beauty salon?" ”

Zou Yue'e took a sip of the second pot without changing her surname, pursed her lips and said, "Someone is staring at it, and they will call me if something happens." ”

I don't know if it's because of last night's ** sound or because she was drinking, my mother seemed a little unhappy: "The employees are all newly recruited by you, can you trust them?" Why don't you come back later? ”

I interjected: "Yue'e has been busy for so many days, and the iron man can't hold on, let her rest." ”

Mom paused and didn't speak again.

Zou Yue's eyelashes went up and down, and she didn't squeak.

Look at Aunt Zou, look at my mother, I rubbed my eyebrows in annoyance, I didn't have much appetite. Yesterday, I heard my father mention that in the days I left, my mother got along very well with Zou Yue'e, and even sometimes, I went to the mall hand in hand at night, but why did the relationship between my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law immediately become a little delicate as soon as I came back? What's this called?

Meal.

In order to solve this problem, I deliberately dragged my mother Aunt Zou to the sofa to watch TV, mainly to let them chat more and ease the conflict," ...... Mom, I recently saw a video on the Internet that was particularly funny, which talked about a cat and a mouse...... Yue, what song are you listening to now? I have a few English songs on my phone...... Mom, do you know how much the most expensive purple clay pot in China sold for......"

But after I raised a few topics, the two of them were very uninterested and didn't talk, and they couldn't talk together at all. I was depressed, and I remembered that the age gap between our surnames is too big, not to mention my mother and Zou Yue'e, to be honest, there is no common language between me and Aunt Zou.

Alas, I can only talk about firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

I was sure and said, "What do you eat at noon?" ”

This is a very non-nutritious problem, but my mother finally answered: "There are still leftovers in the refrigerator, just fry two more dishes, well, by the way, your father wants to eat celery fried lilies, and let Yue'e go to the supermarket to buy bags of dried lilies and come back to soak them, will you buy them?" ”

Zou Yue'e, who was holding my hand on the side, stiffened her smile, "...... Well. ”

Seeing that the situation was wrong, I hurriedly said, "I'll go, I'll go, I just have nothing to do." ”

Mom said, "Then you should review your homework with your home!" Don't run around all day! ”

Without waiting for me to say more, Zou Yue'e let go of my hand and stood up, "...... I went grocery shopping. ”

Mom looked at her from behind, snorted, raised her hand and pressed the remote control to turn off the TV.

"I'm dizzy, what are you humming?" Seeing Zou Yue'e close the door, I said, "Yue'e didn't recruit you?" ”

Mom's face bluffed: "I'm willing to hum, can you handle it?" ”

Seeing this, I regretted that my intestines were blue, what did you say I had nothing to do to let the two of them chat? Look at! Got a problem again, right?

After that, I hurriedly went out and caught up with Zou Yue, who had just walked to the door of the grain store, from behind, "Wait, wait, I know that you are tired these days, you go back and stare for a while, I'll buy it." ”

Zou Yue'e looked at my eyes: "Come on, if your mother knows, she will have to give me a face." ”

"No, my mother feels sorry for you too." I said, "Why don't we go together?" ”

Zou Yue'e shook her head lightly: "You go back, I'll do it alone." ”

At lunchtime.

I continued to make some kind of attempt, not asking my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to be like sisters, but just asking them to be as harmonious as possible, "Mom, this scrambled egg with tomatoes is made by Yue'e, the craftsmanship is okay, hehe, I don't have to pick the color and taste, Dad, you can also taste it." "I added a chopstick to the old couple and put it in the bowl.

Mom chewed it, nodded and said, "Well, it's much stronger than the original fried, it's delicious." ”

Zou Yue'e smiled lightly: "You taught it well." ”

"You're a fast learner, too."

I'm so relieved, this is like words, and there is no deep hatred, how good is it to be kind?

But before I was happy for a while, my mother's face suddenly changed, and she spit out the contents of her mouth, "What is this?" How do lilies get sour? ”

"Can't you?" I was stunned, took a sip and tasted it, and swallowed it with difficulty: "Uh, Yue'e, did you put vinegar?" ”

Zou Yue'e blinked suspiciously, and tasted it, "Didn't you put vinegar?" ”

Mom's face was a little unsightly, "Where did you buy Lily?" ”

"Oh, I look too far away from the supermarket, and it's no different from the one I bought at the nearby pharmacy, which is also dried lilies."

"Pharmacy?" My mother exclaimed angrily: "You don't even bother to walk such a little way!" How many times have I said that I went to the supermarket to buy it! That's a medicinal lily in the drugstore! Can it be the same as what you buy in the supermarket? She pushed the bowl down, "...... Look, it's a good dish, it's all a mess! ”

The corners of Zou Yue's upturned mouth jumped up and down, "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time." ”

I pulled my hair frantically and said, "Mom, I don't know that the pharmacy lily is sour, this is not bad for Yue'e." ”

My mother's face was even worse, and she looked at me fiercely, and at the end, she exhaled and said, "Forget it, Yue'e, get me 100,000 yuan later, and I'll go out in the afternoon." ”

Zou Yue's wrist froze, "What do you buy?" ”

Somehow, my mother was in a hurry: "I still need to say hello to you for what I buy!" ”

"What for!" My dad stabbed her.

Zou Yue'e lowered her eyebrows, and said with a reluctant smile: "I don't mean anything else, there is a beauty room that is empty, I have left it in advance, and I am going to add a few new sets of equipment in the near future, which will cost a lot of money, and it is almost time to pay the salaries of the employees, and the turnover is indeed a bit of a problem, so I just asked you, if this 100,000 is a necessary expense, then it must be no problem, but if it ......"

I was almost dizzy, staring at Zou Yue'e with big eyes, and then turned my head to squeeze my eyes with my mother.

Who knew that the two of them didn't even look at me, my mother slapped the chopsticks on the table, and said angrily: "You are not happy if I want 100,000 yuan?" Okay, you Zou Yue! The dish will not be fried! Stuff won't be bought! The money is pretty tight! I'm telling you! That's my son's money! How do I take it? ”

Zou Yue's lips trembled, "This is also my husband's money, so I am responsible for this money!" ”

The old mother angrily slapped the case: "Zou Yue! Do you want to keep that money to yourself? No way! Don't think I don't know your thoughts! ”

"Oh, Mom, what are you talking about!" I stopped in the middle and hurriedly said, "Yue'e, you too!" Say less! ”

Zou Yue's expression changed slightly: "What do I have to think about?" I don't have a lot of work during the day! Not for this home? Mom, what you say is too hurtful, isn't it? ”

Dad patted the table: "Don't make any noise!" Like what words! ”

I took Zou Yue'e's hand and touched my mother's shoulder again: "Yes, I have something to say, what a big deal, as for it?" All calm down, calm down. ”

The old mother gritted her back molars and looked at her, snorted heavily, and turned her head back to her room: "I'm full!" ”

"I'm full, too!" Zou Yue'e put down her chopsticks and kicked out on her high heels.

"Huh! Yue'e! Mother! Don't go! Oops! What are you doing? Have you choked on the medicine? I was going crazy, so I turned my head and said, "Dad, help me persuade me." ”

"Your mother's stinky temper, who can persuade her?" Dad also seemed to be angry, his brows were furrowed deeply, and he just didn't know who he was angry with.

Whether it's Zou Yue'e or my mother, objectively speaking, both sides are responsible for this head-on conflict. But now, it's useless to think about this, I have to think about how to make them understand, one is my own mother, the other is my own daughter-in-law, and I am really too entangled in the middle.

"Well, that's fine......" I leaned back on the couch and squeezed a laughing expression into the ceiling.

As the saying goes, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the whole family and . Since ancient times, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been very complicated, and now, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law disagreement belong to the most difficult scripture in almost every family, and I didn't think that I could completely avoid it, because Zou Yue'e's age is there, which has deepened the contradiction, and it is impossible to avoid it.

However, it is really not common for ordinary families to slap the table and quarrel like Zou Yue'e and my mother.

Alas...... Alas...... Alas...... I sighed three times.

A protracted mother-in-law and daughter-in-law war seems to have been gorgeously unveiled.

(To be continued)