Chapter 9 We all love women
"I'll help you heal." Liu Qing smiled weirdly, trotted all the way to the kitchen and took out three moldy red peppers, and by the way, poured a little soy sauce into the peppers and sprinkled a handful of salt.
"Eat this pepper and you'll be cured!" Liu Qing handed the chili pepper to the two of them.
Where can the two of them still care about the pain, snatch the chili pepper from Liu Qing's hand, and eat it in a daze. I always felt that the taste of red pepper was a little weird, but I instantly felt that the pain in my leg was relieved a lot.
"The healing needs to consume 5 soul power, whether to heal or not."
"Treatment."
Liu Qing hurriedly helped the two of them heal their wounds, and when they saw that the two of them gradually calmed down, he smiled proudly. But where did the two people lying on the ground dare to move, a Hasz's centipede on his chest was staring at him, and he was unwilling to try it easily with such a sharp pain just now.
"I don't know what the three of them are doing when they come to the Humble House!" Liu Qing pulled a stool and sat down, and asked slowly.
As soon as Kuroko wanted to laugh, he felt that something seemed to be touching his chest, so he hurriedly restrained his smile and said almost flatteringly: "Brother Liu, a few of us are here to see you." ”
"Really?" Liu Qing sneered, "Don't you know that visitors need to bring things?" Did you bring me a woman, or did you bring me a knife? ”
Hearing Liu Qing's words, Heizi's face changed, but he didn't expect that the stupid tiger didn't even close the door. The conversation between several people inside was completely heard by Liu Qing, and Heizi was extremely bitter in his heart, but he didn't expect to encounter such an unlucky thing. I thought that the 50,000 yuan was very easy to earn, but I didn't expect things to be smashed like this. At this moment, it is still his own life that matters, Kuroko swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a smile.
"How so. Brother Liu, look, didn't we bring 10,000 yuan to honor you? Your Excellency will let us go this time. ”
Liu Qing hurriedly gave an order to the Hastello's centipede on the sunspot, nodded to the sunspot with satisfaction, and said, "Take it out." As long as you don't mess around, this little ha won't poison you. ”
Xiaoha is naturally the name given by Liu Qing temporarily, and even the names of the following three centipedes have been thought of together, Xiaoha, Xiaoshi, Xiaocentipede, Xiaofeng.
Kuroko nodded, carefully got up from the ground, vigilantly observed Xiao Ha's movements on his chest, as long as Xiao Ha made any movements, then he would immediately climb down. I believe that this way he will not poison himself. But Heizi stood up straight and didn't notice any movement of Xiao Ha on his body, he hurriedly laughed, took out a stack of red banknotes from his body and handed it to Liu Qing.
"Brother Liu, you count, it's just ten thousand." Heizi bent down slightly, gritted his teeth and handed the money to Liu Qing.
Liu Qing cocked Erlang's legs, nodded with satisfaction, took the money from Heizi's hand, and threw it on the ground without looking at it. He immediately pointed to a bucket of pure water next to him and smiled: "See that bucket of water?" ”
"See." Kuroko nodded as quickly as a chicken pecking rice.
"That water has been sitting there for more than a week, we can't waste it, right?"
Kuroko nodded confusedly.
"In that case, then drink it up! And half a bucket on the water dispenser was also drunk. Liu Qing pointed to the half bucket of water on the water dispenser and said.
"But ......" Kuroko swallowed his saliva with difficulty, drank a bucket and a half of water, and it was strange if he didn't hold himself to death!
Liu Qing no longer paid attention to the sunspot, got up and walked to the other two, and kicked the two of them: "Get up for me, but don't play any tricks on me." ”
Kuroko and Huzi hurriedly stood up, but the three Hastelloy centipedes were still close to the two, so frightened that they didn't dare to play tricks at all. This is no joke, the bulging bags of the two have not been completely eliminated on the body.
"Not only do you have to drink, but you also have to perform an act for me." Liu Qing took three cups from the drawer and gave them one to each person, and after explaining it clearly to the three of them, he then took out his mobile phone and turned on the shooting mode. He sat back on the bench and made an OK gesture to the three of them, signaling that they were ready to go.
The three of them looked at each other awkwardly, and when they felt that the centipede on their chests actually moved, they hurriedly hugged each other according to Liu Qing's request, and each of them held a cup with a surname in their right hand and put it to their mouths, and the smile on their faces was more ugly than crying.
"We all love women!"
“……”
Half an hour later.
"Hiccup."
Heizi touched his round belly and looked at Liu Qing, who was sitting on the chair and folding the plane with money, and said with trembling lips: "Brother Liu, can you stop drinking." ”
The dwarf and the tiger also looked at Liu Qing with inquiring eyes. Liu Qing closed his left eye and shot the plane in his hand, without looking at the sunspot, and said slowly: "What do you say?" ”
The three of them glanced at each other, gritted their teeth, and the three of them picked up a paper cup with the surname and continued to pour it.
Although no one is wine, but drinking so much water at one time, no one can stand it!
"Hiccup...... Liu...... Brother Liu. Kuroko said with a slurrel. …… Drink...... Drink...... Finish...... Finish. ”
The dwarf squatted on the ground and hugged his stomach, looking at Liu Qing with a wry smile, "Brother...... This...... Woman...... Yan Jie...... True...... It's delicious. ”
Liu Qing looked at the only one-tenth of the pure water left, quickly stood up, and sighed: "I wanted to say that you can not drink it, why do you want to drink it in one go." It's really impressive! I don't know what the three of them are doing when they come to the Humble House? ”
"Poof!" Kuroko can't stand it anymore, this kid is trying to play tricks! Obviously, I mean that I can't stop drinking, but after drinking, I said that I didn't let myself finish drinking! If it weren't for the fact that there was still a centipede lying on his chest, he would definitely have to fight with Liu Qing in front of him!
"Brother Liu, I'...... We...... That's it. Huzi stood up with the cupboard on his face, squeezing out an ugly smile on his face.
"Slow ......"
Hearing Liu Qing's words, the bodies of the three of them immediately straightened up, just like a soldier seeing a general, and almost snapped!
"Brother Liu......" Heizi's head turned stiffly and looked at Liu Qing with a wry smile. He couldn't figure out the surname of this little ancestor in front of him, who knew how this little ancestor was going to torture himself. Thinking of the word torture, Kuroko's body trembled.
Liu Qing beckoned, and the four Hasz's centipedes on the three of them obediently crawled down the bodies of the three of them, and did not stop until they reached Liu Qing's palm. Liu Qing stretched out his right hand and touched the chilling Hastelloy centipede, and smiled at the three sunspots.
"My centipede can not only bite people, but also quietly inject slow toxins into human skin. Do you feel that your throat is hot now, and your stomach is still a little uncomfortable. In fact, you have been poisoned, and even if you go to the hospital, you will not be able to find out the cause. If there is no antidote for a month, hum. You have suffered 10,000 times more than you have just suffered! At the end, Liu Qing's eyes widened, and he snorted coldly, which really stopped the three of them. But Liu Qing was happy in his heart. Hmph, I just ate a special moldy red pepper and drank so much water, it's no wonder I don't feel it!
"Brother Liu. We...... I really know...... Know wrong! "Kuroko was almost about to cry, but he didn't expect such an unlucky thing to happen, maybe he wouldn't even have his own life. But how could Heizi not understand Liu Qing's thoughts, and said, "Brother Liu, look...... We...... Three...... Three fights...... And you can be a meat shield, you ...... Can you use ...... Use it...... Place...... Exhaust...... Just say. ”
Liu Qing gently pushed away the sunspot and returned to the chair. Who do you like to talk to the most? Wise man! As long as you say a word, he will be able to understand the meaning clearly. Obviously, Kuroko is just such a person.
"Who does Dukai help with now? What exactly are they trying to do? Liu Qing asked with a frown. Although she doesn't want to be nosy, the proprietress Du Fenglan treats herself well, since she has special abilities, how can she not help.
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