Chapter 008 I don't love, I only love Lori

"Students, this time we will explain the biographies of people who have made outstanding contributions and promoted the field of ancient literature.

Before the pre-Qin period, the development of the Book of Songs ......

…… After Sima Qian's father, Sima Tan, died, Sima Qian inherited his father's position and became the Taishi Ling, and he read and collected more historical materials.

When he was about to start writing, in order to defend Li Ling and offend Emperor Wu, he went to prison, was tortured by the palace, and became a eunuch.

He thought bitterly: This is my own fault! I was tortured, my body was ruined, and I was useless.

But he thought again: In the past, King Wen of Zhou was imprisoned in the palace and wrote a "Zhou Yi"; Confucius was trapped in Chen Cai on his way around the world, and later compiled a "Spring and Autumn"; Qu Yuan was exiled and wrote "Leaving the Scratch"; Zuo Qiu Ming was blind and wrote "Chinese"; Sun Bin had his kneecap ripped off and wrote "The Art of War". There are also 300 articles of the "Book of Songs", most of which were written by the ancients in a state of anguish.

These famous works were written when the author was depressed or his ideals did not work. Why don't I use this time to write this history?

Therefore, he compiled the history of the period from the legendary Yellow Emperor era to the second year of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty (that is, 95 BC) into a huge work of 130 articles and 520,000 words, "Historical Records", which is the origin of "Historical Records......"

Cai Meizhi's explanation is really exciting, but Yang Chen is speechless, Nima, when it comes to palace punishment and eunuchs, classmates, why do you always look at Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu really looks so much like a eunuch?!

"Brother, the professor actually encourages you to work hard and be a useful person."

Xu Ze's head lacked tendons, and he comforted Yang Chen so much at this time.

Yang Chen really wanted to slap the fat head and big ears under the table: "Are you talking about human words?" ”

"Actually...... Just drive some if you want. Anyway, the whole school knows about it, and the post has been clicked over a million, and the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. ”

Xu Ze thought about it, his dark eyes were also a little flickering at this time, he scratched his head, gritted his teeth and took a dose of fierce material.

Because since he always has to face it, Suo surnamed told Yang Chen the worst result, lest Yang Chen still be unclear about the specific situation.

"Clicked over a million? No way! ”

Yang Chen almost fell to the ground all at once.

He originally thought that only so many people who watched BBS knew about it, but he really ignored the speed of the spread of gossip, and when he was still thinking about being low-key and low-key, his nude photos were all red on BBS.

"Brother, let's mourn and change." A classmate beside Xu Ze who could only be a martial artist said with a sad and angry face.

"Brother, there's nothing I can do." On the right hand side of Yang Chen, a young man wearing black-framed glasses and having a face of acne caused by excessive hormone secretion with his male surname also said that he couldn't help at this time.

"Brother, the guy who pins and refines on BBS is from Xiao Han's faction, and he is extremely proficient in computers, and he can't delete any posts."

Xu Ze hesitated, and another piece of news broke out.

"Forget it, since you know everything, it doesn't matter at all, anyway, whether it's a eunuch or not, my future woman, will naturally know."

Yang Chen was also speechless, at this time, he really wanted to know how angry he was on BBS.

"The point is, brother, now that you're like this, which woman will really be with you? Even if you're really good, they think your job is bad, and you can't prove yourself! ”

A teenager with a serious height defect but a congenitally very optimistic teenager couldn't help but start expressing his opinions at this time.

"Qiuqiu, what do you think?"

Qiuqiu is a classmate with a serious defect in height, his original name was He Zeqiu, because he suffered from polio when he was a child, so that he grew up and fell into a hidden danger, and height became a problem.

In his words, studying medicine is to treat himself from Wu Dalang to Ximenqing.

Although the situation is not good, he is very optimistic, and he doesn't care at all about others saying that he is Wu Dalang, so his popularity is naturally very good.

"My lord, I think that if you are really a pure man, wait for an art film to be released, and let those women who have developed spring observe it.

In fact, maybe they downloaded your nude photos as a reference for self-comfort and discarded the grainy cucumber. ”

He Zeqiu squinted his eyes at this time, and the obscene energy on his face simply made countless people who called themselves 'obscene gods' ashamed to commit suicide.

"He Zeqiu, you can answer now, Qu Yuan's "Mrs. Xiang", its creative background."

He Zeqiu was still fantasizing about beautiful things, and was suddenly named by Professor Cai Meizhi, and suddenly stood up tremblingly, trembled, and stammered: "Ah, professor, I, I didn't think about any woman...... I don't love, I love Lori. ”

"Huh? You ......"

There was a slight silence in the classroom, and then the sound of laughter broke out, and many people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt and they all laughed into tears.

This He Zeqiu is also a wonderful, I don't know what to say to Yang Chen, but he actually understood "Mrs. Xiang" as thinking about women, and said that he didn't love and loved Lori...... What an IQ this is, it simply makes the professors ashamed of themselves and feel extremely inferior.

Cai Meizhi saw that all the students were laughing and crying, and she was inevitably a little angry and funny.

Let's talk about the current students, they are not very old, they are only ten ** years old or twenty years old, but their thinking is completely different from her generation.

Hearing this, Cai Meizhi herself felt blushing, these students were not taboo in meat and vegetarian, and she was inevitably a little embarrassed.

Looking at these people again, except for Yang Chen, Fang Qingxue and the others who didn't laugh, the rest of them were still laughing and talking.

What are the words of 'too talented', 'bunker', 'hanging and bombing' and the like, that is endless.

"Alright, quiet!"

"He Zeqiu, you have to concentrate in class, don't finish this blog, go out to the doctor, others ask you how Qu Yuan died, but you answer 'I didn't kill it' such a ridiculous answer!"

The beautiful professor is crazy, and when it comes to educating people, it is naturally a set.

No matter how thick-skinned He Zeqiu is, he has to show an open mind at this time.

But hearing the teacher's words, He Zeqiu muttered in a low voice: "Qu Yuan jumped into the river and died, I know this, because I love to eat zongzi." ”

Beside He Zeqiu, a group of male and female students heard this, and they all laughed back and forth.

……

"Mrs. Xiang" is one of the eleven poems in the group of poems of the great patriotic poet Qu Yuan's "Chu Ci Nine Songs", and it is a poem to worship the goddess of Xiangshui. The goddess of Xiangshui is actually the legend of Empress E's daughter......

The creative background, if you want to connect with 'Banzhu' and 'Xiangfei Bamboo', it will be more feeling. As for the story of Empress E's daughter, specifically, this is also a love story that can be sung and cried.

Here, let me explain it to you......

…… When Empress E and Nuying learned the truth, they were very sad, and they hugged their heads and cried. They were so grieved that they cried for nine days and nine nights, and their eyes were swollen from crying, and their throats were hoarse from crying, and their eyes were dry. In the end, he cried blood and tears, and also died next to Emperor Shun.

The tears of Empress E and Nuying were sprinkled on the bamboo mountain of Jiuzhi Mountain, and there were little tear spots on the bamboo poles, some purple, some snow-white, and blood-red blood-red, this is the 'Xiangfei Bamboo'. ”

A love story that can be sung and cried has infected many people.

In particular, Fang Qingxue, who had always hated Yang Chen before, and even looked down on Yang Chen, a group of 'filthy' people, because of He Zeqiu's performance, was also a little sad because of this well-known love story.

Thinking of Xia Xinyan's silent dedication to Yang Chen, Yang Chen's silent efforts, and Xia Xinyan's care and help in all aspects, suddenly, Yang Chen's image in Fang Qingxue's heart was not so bad.

At least, even if he has nothing, that heart is still worthy of recognition.

"He has become a waste now, and the things on BBS are so big, and he has no face to see people, which is already miserable. Xinyan asked me to take good care of him, but I always stimulated him, isn't it a little unkind? ”

"However, this hateful pervert actually took my underwear and kneaded it, which is obviously not a good thing...... It's a big deal, don't stimulate him anymore, but if it's good for him, don't even think about it!

I must expose his true colors and let Xinyan know that this person is just a mud that can't be helped! ”

Originally, her mind was a little shaken, but when she thought of Yang Chen's comfortable kneading of her bra, she suddenly felt that her breasts were a little feverish and itchy, this feeling made her heart feel like a shadow was shrouded, Yang Chen's action of kneading her bra was actually lingering in her mind, the more she wanted to forget, the more profound she remembered.