Chapter 186: If you want to heal your illness, join the club first

"Oops!"

I put down the green tea bottle heavily.

Properly! Sure that box of kimchi is to blame! It stands to reason that this broken thing can't be eaten at all, and it is estimated that this group of people is also hungry, regardless of the sea, and the result is ......

Now complaining about something is no longer helpful.

The guests even vomited, and the host had to take care of it with all his affection.

I hurriedly got up to check out, pulled Xiao Yun, and went straight to the hotel.

When I went to the hotel and entered the room of the two men, I saw that the room was full of smoke.

Pu Xiaochuber covered his stomach and hummed while lying on the bed half-reclined.

Another dancer-looking alien was pointing at me and muttering a long list of Korean words.

I asked Xiao Yun to translate.

Xiao Yun told me that the other party said that our company has to take care of their bodies, take them to the hospital for a comprehensive examination, use the best medicine, the best doctors, and carry out the best treatment.

As soon as I heard it, I got angry, you are a third-rate entertainment company's dance finger, what are you pretending to be with me? We have good food and good food, you eat what you bring and have diarrhea, and you still call us with this face when you turn around, do you really treat people as grandchildren?

But looking at the appearance of these goods in front of me, I can't ignore it.

I thought about it, pulled Xiaoyun, and whispered: "You put aside their words and tell them that we have the best doctors here, who specialize in providing door-to-door services, and don't need to take an ambulance, because they are VIPs and deserve this treatment." ”

Xiao Yun was stunned for a moment and asked, "Are you sure?" ”

I sneered: "What is my Ji family's Chinese medicine practitioner doing?" Simple small food poisoning, not meat, and now the eating time is short, don't worry, I have a way to deal with it. ”

Xiao Yun turned her head, and I explained the meaning in foreign words.

The dancing fingers stopped, covered his stomach, muttered a few words, and stopped talking.

I pulled out my phone and called the clubhouse.

Xiao Tao picked it up.

I asked if the half-immortal was sober?

Xiaotao said that he was drinking tea, looking at the small appearance, he was quite comfortable.

I told Xiao Tao to live, and by the way, I told him about the situation here, and asked him to go to the dispensing room to get some potions.

Xiao Tao replied that it was no problem, and in half an hour, he would come with the demi-immortal.

I took advantage of the phone to go to the other two rooms and get the other three foreign compatriots to this room with half a shoulder.

I threw the person on the bed, and Xiao Yun and I started sitting there watching TV.

The crowd hummed......

We ignore it.

Half an hour later, Xiaotao, half an immortal, finally came in with a big bag and a few items in his hand.

Pu Xiaochuber opened his eyes and stared at our group of people, as if he didn't understand why it wasn't a white coat.

I said, "This time I invited you all experts, you have to cooperate!" The expert has already left work, and I made a special appointment by phone. ”

Park Xiaopang agreed, turned his head, and was unable to explain the situation to his accomplices.

I glanced at Xiao Tao, half immortal: "Come on, open the whole thing!" ”

After, each of us took a large bottle of mineral water, walked up to one of the VIPs, and then pointed to the water bottle, and then to their mouths, and motioned to drink.

The VIPs all shook their heads, indicating that they couldn't drink anymore.

If we can't drink it, we have to drink it, so we come hard, pull hard, half-coax and half-force. It took more than ten minutes for the other party to push and half-push, and finally poured two large bottles of mineral water for each of them.

After completing this link, I asked Xiaotao to take out the ultimate killer weapon.

That's right, it's the famous stinky Qianli.

When I was done, I took them to the bathroom one by one, smelled the smell, and then put my head in the toilet and vomited vigorously.

Wait until the last Park Soon-nam vomits under the leadership of Xiao Yun.

These people finally put comfortable expressions on their faces, and in various indecent positions, they leaned down on the bed.

Acute food poisoning!

The most important thing is a vomit, don't be afraid of hurting your stomach, that little stomach gas, two bowls of millet porridge will make it up for you.

If you feel that there is nothing in your stomach, you can drink more water and use this process to achieve the goal of simple gastric lavage.

This step is done, and there is the next step.

It is the famous Huoxiang Zhengqi Water.

Huoxiang is righteous! A must-have at home! Warm stop vomiting, should be a miracle for all mild food poisoning!

Of course, we are not using Huoxiang Zhengqi Water circulating on the market, but Huoxiang Zhengqi that is uniquely formulated by the Ji family, with greater medicinal strength and stronger smell!

O these people!

Refused to drink alive or dead, didn't recruit me and Xiaotao, the three of the half-immortals came hard, grabbed one, didn't ask about thirty-seven twenty-one, pried open their teeth and poured it violently!

This guy! We're sweating profusely!

After tossing for more than half an hour, it was possible to finish feeding the medicine of the five VIPs.

I, Xiaotao, and Banxian gasped and stared at the five VIPs on the bed looking at us with fearful eyes. I bent over and said to Xiaotao, "Prepare things and let them drink the last medicine." ”

"Ah......" Pu Xiaochubby shouted, and the girl was about to run.

I said, "Don't run, it's not something bad, it's something delicious." ”

Pu Xiaochubby stopped at the door.

Food poisoning, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive water loss in the body, what is the most important need to replenish at this time?

Sugar! Salt!

So we mixed the glucose powder with salt, boiled it with warm water, and made a large cup for each person, and finally let them drink it.

Get!

The total cost is more than 60 yuan, and the total is more than 10 yuan per person.

Perfect crack acute mild food poisoning! Save a lot of CTC, MRI, ICU, and other costs.

I stood in the middle of the room, staring at the frightened faces of my foreign compatriots, and I asked Xiao Yun to translate the following words: "Dear compatriots, under the rescue of our experts, you have been safely freed from the disease, and then you only need to sleep and eat a bowl of millet porridge tomorrow morning, and you will be safe and sound." ”

Xiao Yun translated fluently.

We looked at each other and smiled, turned around, and walked out of the room.

"Where are you going in a while?" Xiao Tao walked in front and asked us.

I said, "Find your daughter-in-law, let's have supper!" ”

We went downstairs, picked up the car, went to the club, picked up Xiaotao's daughter-in-law, and went to the night market to find a food stall. I ate until nine o'clock in the evening, and then I escorted my brothers and sisters home.

The next day.

Get up and wait until Xiao Tao and the half-immortal go to work.

I drove the BQ Ford directly and made an appointment with Xiao Yun to come to the hotel.

We found a foreigner in the hotel restaurant who was drinking porridge in the restaurant.

I sat down next to Pu Chubby.

The little fat man looked at me with awe, and then said very solemnly: "Mr. Ji, your expert, very good, very powerful." We're all well, thank you so much. ”

I smiled: "I sincerely apologize for the violent methods used by our experts in the treatment process, but the doctors are kind, they have no malicious intentions, they just want to get you out of the pain as soon as possible." ”

Park Chubby: "Understand, understand, we understand very well." ”

I withdrew my gaze, and before I knew it, my gaze fell on the handmade beauty on the other side.

Handmade beauty Park Soon-nam!

I remember that last night I was personally feeding her medicine, at that time, I was too anxious, and I didn't pay attention to her expression, but now when I see the deity, I suddenly remember, her expression was very strange at that time, how to say, there is a sense of comfort that is submissive......

Now, I'm looking at it again.

I found that the expression of the handmade beauty looking at me was different again.

Her eyes were squinted, her smile was like a crescent, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and she looked very sweet and sweet.

"Mr. Ji, thank you."

The handmade beauty suddenly burst out a string of Chinese, which scared me and made me tremble.

I turned my head and asked Park Xiaochuber: "Your sister, she can also speak Chinese?" ”

Park Xiaochung smiled: "Not very fluent, but daily conversation, yes, we have invited Chinese Chinese teachers to teach at home." ”

I wondered, "Why is it that South Korea is also learning Chinese now?" ”

Park Xiaopang sighed: "Now South Korea's economy is sluggish, China, the development is very good, soon, many of our businessmen have come to China to invest, here, very good, we like it!" ”

I nodded, I looked at Park Shunnan again, I lowered my voice and said to Park Xiaopang: "That, your sister is also rectified?" ”

Pu Xiaochuber: "Haha! Mr. Ji, I misunderstood. My sister, before coming to China, was swimming in Seoul and sleeping on a recliner, but as a result, she was paralyzed by the wind and was paralyzed by the wind and is being treated. ”

Suddenly, I realized, so that's it, ouch! I misunderstood the little sister Pu.

When I thought of this, I said, "Since you have come all the way to China, I will pay out of my own pocket today to do my best as a landlord to lead you around, taste everywhere, and let you also feel the beauty of my Greater China's food." ”

Xiao Yun translated what I meant.

The foreign compatriots, their eyes brightened instantly, and they all expressed great anticipation.

After breakfast, I first led them to the place where the emperor of the previous dynasty lived, and led these compatriots from small countries to see the old imperial palace of China.

At the end of the tour, we went to the famous XX Hotel again.

It's all authentic Kyoto cuisine.

There are all kinds of things, everything, and the eyes of the foreign compatriots who look at it are straight.

Yes! These dishes are indeed powerful for Korean compatriots who are accustomed to eating cold food.

They feasted and ate and drank to their heart's content.

In the afternoon, I took them to visit the training school of BQ Culture, the natural beautiful girls in the school are all beautiful and colorful, and the eyes of the little fat children are about to fall out.

But! You can only watch! I will not allow him to have any evil thoughts that are not part of the earth.

In the evening, I arranged for them to go to the ducks of the whole X-Germany.

To be honest, I've lived in this city for so long, and I've never tasted the duck here.

Pu Xiaopang's mouth was full of oil, he wiped the oil stains on his lips with a tissue, and whispered to me: "Mr. Ji, I am in China, I have been studying, and I rarely go outside. This time, I brought my sister here, the most important thing is to find a good doctor who can do acupuncture and moxibustion to help her treat this facial nerve paralysis. ”

I remained silent: "Mr. Park, in fact, I also have a profession that is a doctor, and I am also a good Chinese medicine doctor who does acupuncture. ”

"Ah...... Fortunately, fortunately! Our family is very fond of Chinese medicine, and your Chinese medicine sells very well in Korea. Great, great. ”

I motioned to Pu Xiaochuber not to get excited.

I said, "I have a clubhouse, we have a high positioning, and if we want to receive treatment, we need to join. After joining the club, you can enjoy free TCM consultation for one year. ”

Park Xiaopang: "Okay, this will, how to enter?" ”

Hearing this, I smiled unkindly......