The people who should leave are gone, and now all that is left is Zhou Daguan, who seems to have nothing to do, look at the time, it's not yet 2 o'clock in the afternoon, it's still a little early to find Ye Zi, it is estimated that he hasn't gotten off work yet, and then look at the suit on his body that is obviously ill-fitting from the big man in black......

"Hey~ It seems that I am still not fully prepared! Let's go fill our stomachs and buy some stuff first. ”

Coming out of the dock, I stopped a pusher on the street, and Zhou Yi directly said that not long after going to the nearest shopping center, I arrived at a bustling commercial street, and there was a first department store.

After shopping around, I bought a few sets of well-fitting sports, leisure, formal wear, shoes and socks and other items, changed to a set of mid-range casual, and Zhou Yi found a corner without a camera to take back all the other items in the storage space.

And there was a little episode in the shopping, when strolling through Hermes in the shopping mall, Zhou Daguan fell in love with a retro generous silk scarf displayed in the window, and felt that it seemed to match the leaves, although the price was not low, but thinking that it happened to be Christmas today and maybe tomorrow he would sell the gems and he would also "common prosperity", Zhou Daguan decided to buy it happily.

After paying the money and asking the clerk to help pack it into a gift box, a slender and tall beautiful lady wearing a CA classic black cap and large-framed Pasha sunglasses suddenly hurriedly came to Zhou Yi's side and asked the clerk behind the counter: "Is the limited-edition vintage silk scarf in the window still there?" I still saw it when I passed by in the morning. ”

"It must be a superb beauty!"

Just a casual glance, Zhou Daguan definitely thought of it. Although her face only shows a delicate nose, sexy and playful lips and a bar that seems to be carefully carved, all of them are exquisite to the extreme, and I believe that the parts that cannot be seen will not be bad!

The clothes on her body are also very tasteful, casual and fashionable, as if it is tailor-made, which completely sets off her wonderful figure.

"But why does it look familiar?" After making up for it, Zhou Daguan was still puzzled and thought, "Do I know a beauty of this level?" ”

"I'm sorry, ma'am. The gentleman has already paid and I'm helping him with the packing. As he spoke, the teller looked at Zhou Yi next to him.

"Is there any stock left?"

"I'm sorry, this is a limited edition for Christmas, and we only have one in the store."

"Oh......"

The beauty thought for a while and then turned to Zhou Yi and said, "Hello this gentleman, can you give me this silk scarf?" I had already taken a fancy to it when I passed by in the morning, and I was going to buy it as a gift for my relatives, but I still had a job at the time, so I came now, see if you can ......" Without waiting for Zhou Yi to answer, she then pleaded: "I can add more money, help, please!" ”

"Huh? But this is also a holiday gift that I like to give to my loved ones..."

Zhou Daguan replied to the request of the beauty, and at the same time thought of "The voice of the beauty is so beautiful, but it seems that I have heard it somewhere!" ”

"Please, can you help me? Can I add you an extra 10,000 yuan? ”

"This~ It's really not a matter of money~~ Huh?"

Because of the beauty's bending over and pleading, after changing the angle, Zhou Daguan saw her eyes for a moment, and they were really as delicate, beautiful and ...... Familiar! Right! It's familiar! Could she be......

"Are you Fan Binbin?"

"Huh? No, how could I be her, please, give me the silk scarf! ”

How can I hear her say this completely unconfident!

"Tell me if you're Fan Binbin first!"

"Not really! I'm not Fan Binbin! ”

Raising the volume is the same as no confidence!

"You definitely are! My sister wants your autographed photo, so I'll give you the scarf if I have it......"

"Who? Fan Binbin? ”

"Is it really Fan Binbin?"

"I heard that she was still doing endorsement advertising here in the morning!"

"It can't be true, right?"

"Mind it, just look at it!"

"Fan Binbin is here!"

"Can you sign it for me?" ……

The people around were a little unsettled after hearing the conversation between the two!

"Ah~~~ I don't want the silk scarf! Good bye! I still have something to ......."

After the beauty who was suspected of Fan Binbin realized that the scene might be out of control, she immediately hung away decisively after saying this!

"Humph! I remember you! The next time you meet it, it will definitely make you look good! Someone who was suspected of being someone in the runaway thought angrily.

At this time, the scarf bought by Zhou Daguan was also just packed, he asked the clerk, and after the clerk checked the computer and got a satisfactory answer, Zhou Yi left a sentence of "I'll be back soon" and hurriedly ran out with the gift box......

"Ah~~ It's you again? What are you coming along? Let go, or I'll call it indecency! ”

Someone who was fleeing and suspected of being someone suddenly grabbed his little hand from behind, and when she turned around and found that it was actually a person who didn't give herself face in the Hermes store just now, the beauty screamed angrily!

"Shh~~"

made a silent movement, and at the same time thought "Her little hands are so smooth", Zhou Daguan continued: "Give." ”

"Huh?"

Reflexively took the Hermes gift box handed by the other party, and the beauty looked at Zhou Daguan blankly, "You... This ......"

"Merry Christmas!"

Suddenly, when the beauty was at a loss, Zhou Daguan shamelessly hugged someone who was suspected of being someone and continued: "I wish your whole family happiness, health and happiness in the new year!" ”

"If you really are someone, then based on the news you see from the Internet, you should ......"

When Zhou Daguan thought so, and at the same time stroked someone's smooth long hair more shamelessly but gently, someone who suspected someone finally came back to his senses, although he was a little embarrassed, but he still said in a sincere tone: "Oh... Thank you, thank you very much, and wish you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas! ”

Zhou Daguan, who knew that hugging him again would definitely have the opposite effect, finally let go of his hand with a reluctant face, but before someone saw his face, he quickly changed his expression, and looked at someone's eyes through sunglasses with the most natural demeanor with a smile as if he were a close friend, and at the same time, someone could finally relax and observe our Zhou Daguan carefully.

"He's supposed to be over 1.8 meters tall, right? The figure is also... Probably less than 30 years old, right? He looks like he's confident... Actually, it looks quite good... Yes, it's not annoying to look... Did he recognize me? Is he a fan of mine too? Have you seen him before? How do I have a ...... for her?"

"Give it to me."

"Uh... What? ”

"RMB 50,000 yuan!"

"Ah~~~ What ???"

"The money for this scarf!"

"You... You're not... Didn't you give it to me? ”

"I gave it to you, but I never said I wanted to give it to you!"

"Then you just... I was hugging just now..."

Someone who was hit by the sudden change of Zhou Daguanren suddenly had a flash of inspiration!

"Old lady Ming... cough~ cough, I obviously remember that this scarf is more than 40,000 yuan, even if it is rounded up, I don't want 50,000 yuan, okay?! You're ......."

"Stop! It's rounding! You just begged me and said that you would add 10,000 yuan to transfer it to you! I've already rounded you up for a discount, and you're still struggling with my rounding... Woo~Woo~Woo~ It's really not good to repay the kindness~~ Woo woo"

"You... You... You ......" Someone who was so angry that he couldn't say anything thought fiercely in his heart, "Do you dare to be cheaper?!" The old lady was eaten tofu by you just now? The old lady is actually blind to the dog...... Phew! I'm actually blind and think you don't look annoying? Yes, it's just not annoying! It's disgusting! ”

"Is there not enough cash?" Faced with someone who had nothing to say, Zhou Daguan pointed to the ATM on the side of the road and continued to attack: "There is a CCB Unionlink machine over there, even if you don't have a CCB savings card, the inter-bank handling fee should not be higher than the discount I give you to round up!" ”

"Hmph~ 50,000 is 50,000! I remember you! ”

After saying that, someone really gritted his teeth and walked to the ATM......

"Give, take! Good bye! ”

"Beauty, wait, hey~hey~ Look, let me count first, right?"

"You... You... You give me the money back! ”

"Watts?"

"Old... cough~ cough, I asked someone to send a penny of 50,000 yuan, I don't think you can die! ”

"Cut~ Just call, if you have the ability, you can hand over 50,000 yuan of a penny to me!"

"Give it!"

"La~ This is what you said~ 50,000 pennies add up to almost 6,700 pounds, I don't think I can crush you!"

"You~You~ Hurry up!"

"Cut~ Compare your mouth with the master? I really haven't lost anyone when I'm so big! Thinking like this, Zhou Daguan counted the money in his hand, and couldn't help but recall a very rewarding contest when he was a child......

After counting the money, Zhou Daguan suddenly said with suspicious eyes and an aggrieved tone: "Beauty, the money is not right!" Less! ”

"Ah~ What's wrong? I just took it out! ”

Someone who was patiently waiting for Zhou Daguan to count the money also showed surprise when he heard him suddenly say that the money was less, "How much less?" ”

"I've counted it a few times, and it's only 48,888 yuan!"

"Huh? However, when I put the card back in my wallet just now, I put two dollars in it together? I'll take a look at ......"

After listening to the beauty, this time the senior official pointed at someone with a surprised expression: "You... You... You ......"

"What's wrong with me?"

"People are just making a joke, are you so serious?"

"Jokes? You... Ah~~ You big liar, how can you say that you will lose two dollars! ”

"Hehe~ dissipation~ dissipation. If you don't have wrinkles, he~he~"

"Humph! When I met you, I have more wrinkles than in a year! ”

"Really? O sinner, take off the glasses case and hat and let me see ......"

Saying that, Zhou Daguan approached someone again, and at the same time stretched out his hand to take down her...

"You... Do? Don't come here! ”

"Uh~~ Our family's ancestral medical skills, isn't this just like to help you see how to eliminate wrinkles, as for such chicken jelly?"

"Cut~ The ghost only believes your words, I haven't heard that plastic surgeons still have ancestral heirlooms!"

"I don't believe it, I wanted to help you take a look at the problem of menstrual cramps, hey~ People don't believe it!"

(Don't ask me why I know someone has menstrual cramps, as long as it's a woman, there is a little bit of it, plus if she is really someone, then she has not had children after 30, and the problem of long-term irregular work style will definitely not be light!) ）

"Ah~ How do you know I have ...... Who are you? We know each other? ”

"I don't know, it's the first time I've seen you today, if you're... That's only a long-term friendship! ”

At the same time, Zhou Daguan fakely touched his non-existent goatee and continued to make up: "Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, hearing, asking, and cutting, and the old man only needs to look at it to know where you are in pain, where you are itchy, where you are crippled, and where you are lame!" ”

"Phew~ You're crippled, you're lame!"

The old lady sees that your soul is crippled, and your mind is even more lame and hopeless!

"Uh~~~ The old man lost his words, don't blame it! By the way, these 50,000 yuan is a lot, and the donor can... What should you do, what should you do! Bow a meow~~"

"You... Hum! Goodbye, no! It's better not to see you again! ”

When someone felt finally relieved and turned around and was about to leave, there was another voice from behind him, "Sister Hamahama, I like you, go all the way~"

"Ah~ like? You call me sister? ”

"Yes, I grew up watching your TV series! You're 81 years old, I'm 82 years old, remember! ”

"You...... Hum! I'm gone, really gone! ”

"Well, I'll leave silently after watching your back disappear into the sea of people!"

After hearing the shamelessness of the Zhou officials behind him, someone accelerated the pace of leaving after his body trembled slightly, but unfortunately he didn't take two steps and a sentence came from behind: "Sister Hamahama, when are you going back to Kyoto?" ”

"Flying ...... tomorrow at noon Again...... See you again! ”

After realizing that he had subconsciously answered the question, someone immediately changed his tune, and at the same time quickened his pace again, as if he was about to run out of the legendary 70 horses......

"We'll definitely meet again! I~Believe！ I'm going to give you a big surprise then! ”

After hearing this, on someone's face that Zhou Daguan couldn't see, there was a smile that even she didn't notice, and someone stopped again without turning around and asked, "Give me the scarf, doesn't it matter if your relatives do?" ”

"It's okay, before chasing it out just now, the clerk was already checking the inventory, and there is still one last one left in another branch of the magic capital, and I have already told them that it will be delivered in an hour at most!"

After listening to Zhou Yi's words, someone didn't say anything more, nor did he speed up again, but just walked slowly into the distance with his usual pace......

Zhou Daguan, who watched her back slowly drift away, sang:

I.Believe

I'm still waiting here

The road of love

Always full of blessings

I.Believe

I'm still burying my love

I am here

For you wandering all night

There is no future in sight

But they can't stop falling in love

Even if it's a brief separation

Nor can this fate end...... Until someone finally disappears into the sea of people at the end of the field of vision.

"He's actually singing very well... Stop, stop thinking about that villain! It's been so long, so let's go back to see my mother as soon as possible......"

※Based on my love for someone, I couldn't help but use her as the prototype to create this character in the novel, no matter what kind of person someone is in reality and what she has done, but she at least dedicates the most beautiful side and youth as a woman to all the audiences in front of the screen! Sister Hamahama in "The Sage" is a parallel world fandom based on her best side. The author only uses this to express the simplest affection for someone. I love her temperament, figure, appearance, charm and the various memories she has left me with different characters...... So please don't spit on readers who don't like someone in reality, just don't treat it as if it's not the same person! Hehe, if it's a reader who also likes someone, hey~hey~ I guess you'll be looking at someone's photo while watching "The Sage" in the next volume~hey~hey~! Because the author himself wrote it~hey~hey~! ※

※ Zhou Daguanren's memories when he was counting money: I remember that year Zhou Xiaoguan was only in the third grade of primary school, and once he brought his own red snake to school at the request of a few rare friends.

Because it is not difficult to raise red snakes, the color is beautiful and at the same time, they can be docile and will not bite after domesticating for a short period of time, so this is the longest snake that Zhou Xiaoguan has kept before he came into contact with imported pet snakes!

However, on this day, it was unfortunate that someone made a small report to the head teacher who had taken over the class shortly after coming to the school, saying that Zhou Yi had brought a 'poisonous snake' to school.

The red snake has a three-horned head and bright red and black patterns, so people who don't know can easily think that this is a highly poisonous snake, but in fact, the red snake has no fangs!

After being called to the office, the head teacher fiercely criticized Zhou Xiaoguan, and Xiao Zhou Yi, who knew that he was in the wrong, did not fight back, but when the head teacher threatened to find a physical education teacher (this is her boyfriend) to come over and kill this 'poisonous snake', and at the same time invite parents, our Zhou Xiaoguan finally couldn't help but break out!

"Are you absolutely sure it's a poisonous snake? Do you know what kind of snake this is? Do you know what it's called? What is its habits and what does it eat? ”

"This..."

"I don't understand this, I don't understand that, you are still a teacher like you?"

"I am..."

"Don't tell me you're not a biology teacher! I wasn't even a teacher, not even 10 years old, but I knew all the native snakes, what they were called, whether they were poisonous or not, and what their habits were......"

"Shut up and call your parents!"

"The most despised is the old wet who invites parents at every turn!"

"What did you say?"

"I'm only 10 years old, and you can't 'educate' me well, so you are still qualified to 'educate' my parents? No kidding! ”

"You..."

"Can I get home from school?"

"Stand aside!"

"Ah~~ Okay, I'll see... It's 4:51:13 and I'm clocking in! ”

"What do you mean?"

"After you let me go, I'll go back and write to the newspaper and tell them how long you've been physically punishing me, it's been 10 seconds now!"

"You... Go back, you are not allowed to bring poisonous snakes to school in the future! ”

"That's not poisonous?"

"Not allowed, as long as it's an animal, it's not allowed to be brought!"

"Oh, so what if I caught it in school?"

"You... Can our school catch snakes? ”

"The snake hasn't been caught yet, but there are quite a few whiptail scorpions!"

"You... Can't you just play poisonous insects? ”

"I didn't say whiptail scorpions are poisonous! The whip-tailed scorpion, also known as the radar scorpion, has no tail needle and no venom sac......"

"That's enough, you go ......"

Don't let the current children see this paragraph, or you will definitely teach bad children! ※