Chapter 25 The Laughing Garden Era 3.0
As the two important minions of the goddess of life, Su Ke and Shen Yu were sitting on the bed at this time, watching the live broadcast provided by the camera with great interest. The protagonists of the live broadcast are two interesting individuals in their masterpiece of satirizing the ignorant Grim Reaper.
As a modern and well-equipped celebrity university, such a thing as a camera is essential. As newcomers to this place, even with the aid of new memories, few people notice the cameras around them at the first time, not to mention, there is a good show attracting their attention right now.
"You let go." He Shen shook the fat all over his body, and was snatching a copy of the school motto from a short and thin man. He is still under the memory of his previous life, resolutely following the emperor's orders, and it is good to brush up the data in the emperor's mind. Of course, he would not have imagined that his actions had been presented to the two principals.
"You meatball bandit, get out of the way. It looks like a keju, it's really under-kicked. "The dispute with He Shen was not very famous in the Northern Song Dynasty Mingxiang Group, but it was a very distinctive one, whose name was Shi Zhongli.
This person has a humorous life and is good at drinking, although he is the governor of the political affairs, that is, the deputy prime minister, but he was later removed because he was too witty and did not look like a prime minister. However, his humor has left a lot of interesting stories on boring history.
It's just that right now, no one cares about his humor, because He Shen repeated his old tricks, kicked him to the ground, and ran towards Hongli with the school motto that he grabbed in his hand.
Ouyang Xiu saw Shi Zhongli being kicked to the ground, and hurriedly went up to help him up. Zeng Gong saw his mentor Ouyang Xiu go over to help people, and he also ran over. Su Shi saw that his friend Zeng Gong and Ouyang Xiu, the recommender of his youth, had passed, and he followed him. After figuring out that it was the former prime minister of the Great Song Dynasty who was beaten by Keju, he was so angry that he shouted: "Where is Gao Yu? Go kick that keju! ”
Gao Yu, who was once a scholar of Su Shi, jumped out at once, and soon caught up with He Shen, who was already tired and out of breath. He followed two steps and kicked on He Shen's very bouncy ass.
He Shen fell to the ground with an "oops", and rolled on the ground several times in a row before stopping.
Su Ke and Shen Yu, who were sitting on the bed watching the live broadcast, immediately laughed from ear to ear, but the funniest ones were still to come.
He Shen, who was lying on the ground, hadn't made a few noises before he noticed a familiar head in the sky.
"Hooray, the slave got the book back for you, school...... Motto. After that, He Shen was half acting, half tired and holding up trembling hands.
Hongli took the school motto that He Shen was holding in his hand, gently cleaned the dust on it with his hands, raised his head to look at Gao Yu, who kicked He Shen to the ground, and asked coldly, "Who is Your Excellency?" ”
"Gao Yu."
Hongli nodded, turned to the Qing Dynasty celebrities gathered behind him and said, "Although we have been reborn, the origin of the previous life is still there." Although I am no longer your emperor, I feel that the talented people I have cultivated in the Qing Dynasty must not lose to other dynasties. Today, the group of weak and incompetent nerds in the Northern Song Dynasty have actually bullied us to our doorstep. You say, "What should I do?" ”
"We are willing to follow Your Majesty and drive away the insult." This is the answer of the literati, and the generals are simply more. "Fuck it!"
As a result, more than 200 people chased Gao Yu, who saw that the situation was not good and ran away, back to the Northern Song Dynasty base where dozens of people had gathered.
Shen Yu, who saw this scene, said to Su Ke, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, "They really gathered together spontaneously. ”
"It's impossible to avoid this." Suke sipped orange juice and said, "First, we keep their memories, which makes it easy for them to find acquaintances." Second, they need to find familiar people in this strange world to increase their psychological security. Their sense of community security can help them better survive the adjustment period, and as for the memories of their past lives, they will be of great use when they step into society in the future. In short, whether it is old memories or a sense of security, we all need it. ”…
"But in this case, the school will be full of hills. And the resurrected emperors, I don't believe they will be willing to be subservient. ”
Su Ke sneered twice and said to his brother, "I never believed that you would be crushed when the toy train climbed past you. ”
Over there, Gao Qiu had already run to Su Shi's side and decisively hid behind him. And the celebrities of the Qing Dynasty have surrounded them on a small hill.
Zhao Zhen, one of the two resurrected emperors of the Song Dynasty, anxiously asked the people around him: "Has Di Qing found it?" Did you find it? ”
"Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry." Pang Ji, the prime minister he was most familiar with, said, "I have asked Fan Zhongyan to bring someone to find it." ”
If you want to say that the generals of the Song Dynasty, if you make a horizontal comparison in various dynasties, they must be the ones with the highest salary and the worst combat effectiveness. In addition to the four generals of Zhongxing, that is, Di Qing of the Northern Song Dynasty can also be put on the table.
However, Di Qing, who Zhao Zhen was most familiar with, was not here now.
Speaking of which, Shen Yu's plan to summon the reborn one by one according to the Chinese pinyin sequence has unexpectedly achieved a lot of friendship. For example, Di Qing and Di Renjie, as well as Dickens.
"Oops, it's amazing. I can actually recognize Chinese characters. Dickens said to Di Renjie with a copy of the school motto.
Di Renjie, who kept coming to say hello, didn't have time to respond to him immediately, so he had to quietly touch Di Qing's arm next to him.
Di Qing understood and said with a smile: "There will be many good books to read in the future." ”
Dickens nodded. "I've always felt that A Tale of Two Cities was the pinnacle of my life. It seems that there is still hope for me to create another glory in my life. This time I'm going to try to write in Chinese. ”
Di Renjie still didn't answer him, because Cheng Yanjin was standing opposite him and chatting with him.
Di Qing had no choice but to say for Di Renjie again: "Then I will wait for the great masterpiece to come to the world." ”
Dickens was not too modest, and smiled heartily: "When the time comes, I will definitely give you one of you a copy." ”
Di Qing is really not used to this kind of immodest literati temperament, you should at least walk around and be modest.
At this time, Fan Zhongyan finally found Di Qing. He was originally very close to Di Qing, but the literati of the Song Dynasty despised martial arts, so he ignored Di Qing. But the current situation made him have to pull down his face and come to find a place to ask for help.
"There is a dynasty called the Qing Dynasty, which is confronting the celebrities of our dynasty, and it is about to fight. General Di, Captain Di, you better go and have a look. ”
Di Qing was just about to get up, but he might as well be pulled by Cheng Yanjin.
"I heard that there is a battle to fight, why don't I go with you."
Di Qing's many helpers of natural music, so the situation is about to be beyond Zhuge Liang's control.