Chapter 34: Fun is up
From yesterday all the way, chasing the footsteps of tomorrow, ushered in today.
Coming to the company early in the morning, there were almost no cars in the parking lot, Zhuge Dachang was in good spirits, while Wu Ming was the opposite, he was like an eggplant that had been frosted eighteen times, and his face was very unhealthy.
Promoted and raised, and successfully completed the task, it is necessary to treat guests, it is normal to be stabbed by Yan Ruyu, only choose the expensive ones, not the right ones, and there is no free meal in Caesar's Palace.
After Wu Ming ate the top-notch truffles and foie gras, the medicine that he didn't finish last time he was hospitalized for diarrhea came in handy again, and everyone else was fine after eating it, only he was the only one who had a thousand miles of diarrhea.
As soon as he got out of the car, Wu Ming felt that his stomach was constantly churning, and he had reached the point where he couldn't bear it, and he couldn't insist on walking to the bathroom of the building, so he ran to the green belt near the parking lot with his legs clamped and hid behind a few clusters of holly......
"I'm not waiting for you!" Zhuge Dachang subconsciously pinched his nose and slipped away.
After making outstanding contributions to the company's greening, Wu Ming sneakily ran out of the green belt, feeling a lot more comfortable in his stomach and a lot lighter in his feet.
When I entered the building, I just saw that the door of an elevator was slowly closing, and Wu Ming's kryptonite dog eyes that were close to the full level instantly saw that there were beautiful women inside, one of them was Miss Amiko with a smile on her face, and the other didn't know who it was.
"Rub Daddy ......" Wu Ming waved his hand and screamed loudly.
The elevator door that was about to close opened again......
Wu Ming hurriedly ran over with an arrow step, today's Amiko is wearing a suit, lined with a low-cut open collar, revealing a deep groove, very sultry, how can I touch the balloon without being slapped by the beauty?
When Wu Ming ran to the elevator door, he stepped on a banana peel that didn't exist, the soles of his feet slipped so much, then he screamed in panic, and finally lost his center of gravity and staggered forward, all of which seemed to be so natural.
Perfect opening, flawless performance!
It's a pity that the plan can never catch up with the changes, but Amiko is a practitioner, and when she saw Wu Ming rushing towards her, she flashed quickly......
Flash your sister! What a fucking conscience!
There were two people in the elevator, and there was another beautiful woman standing behind Amiko, the cold president with an expressionless face, Wu Ming pounced too fiercely, and there was no strength left to turn around, and it was inevitable to fall, and in a panic, he grabbed the cold knee-length skirt......
This is an instinctive reaction, called drowning survival syndrome, Wu Ming did not deliberately pick up other people's skirts, but the fact is that he has already picked them up.
Swish! The cold skirt was pulled directly to Wu Ming's ankles, revealing phoenix underwear.
Wu Ming lay on the ground, subconsciously looked up, and found one of the most beautiful scenery in the world, two pink and white thighs together, without a trace of gap, the black suspender stockings are hot and sexy, and the white and flawless delicate little panties, it is really beautiful!
"Ah......" A scream woke up Wu Ming, who was in the god of Leng.
This scream was not Leng Bingbing, but Amiko, Wu Ming hurriedly helped Leng Bingbing pull up his skirt, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
What is Taishan collapsing in front of him and his face does not change, Wu Ming has finally seen it, Leng Bingbing can be described as the best example of not being surprised and not chaotic, she slapped Wu Ming's hand hard, straightened her dress, and then didn't say a word, as if nothing had happened.
Didn't I rip off her dress? It's all an illusion?
Looking at Amiko's stunned expression, Wu Ming knew that all this had indeed happened, but a normal woman who was suddenly stripped off her skirt by someone else, even if it was an unintentional mistake, should be screaming and roaring, right? Why didn't this woman react at all?
The only explanation: thinking is different from ordinary people.
The elevator fell into an eerie silence, as if a storm was brewing, so oppressive that it was breathless, Wu Ming shrank into the corner next to the elevator door, dogs that can't bark usually like to bite, he is a little scared......
On the sixteenth floor, as soon as the elevator door opened, Wu Ming hurriedly escaped, secretly glanced back at the expressionless coldness, and then showed a wry smile, this time it's a lot of fun!
Then again, I wonder what female capitalists will do to themselves? What if she wants to tie us up in a little dark room and ravage us to our heart's content? When the time comes, will we bear it silently? Or do you want to fight back?
Let the storm come harder!
On the twentieth floor, Leng Bing hurriedly walked into his office, and immediately after entering, he pressed his back against the door, for fear that others would break in, and then his fair pretty face became red, revealing an expression of gritted teeth, and his plump breasts began to rise sharply......
For no reason, the man took off her skirt and saw the pants, and of course she would be ashamed when she lost her face, but her mind was too rational and knew that screaming and scolding would not help, so she suppressed her shame and tried to pretend to be expressionless, just to prevent someone from having room to play on the topic.
The only fortunate thing is that there were only three people in the elevator at that time, and the company's elevator was not equipped with monitoring, and it was not disgraced to the point that everyone knew about it.
Leng Bingbing has a good cultivation, if it was before, she would never scold behind her back, but now she will, and there is a "bastard" from the office.
If it was ancient times, my innocence would have been ruined, so what should I do now? How will you face him in the future? The cold heart became a mess, and he couldn't dig a hole in the ground...... And then...... Bury Wu Ming.
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Wu Ming hugged the sandbag and looked up at the snow-white ceiling, in a state of disillusionment......
Zhuge Dachang walked up to him, waved his hand as a spirit flag, and asked, "What do you think?" Why is it that God does not keep his will? ”
"If the most beautiful color you remember is light blue, then mine is pure white."
Zhuge Dachang frowned, thought about what he had said before, his eyes lit up, squeezed Wu Ming's shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "Did you really go to the women's toilet to install a camera?" ”
"Pretend to be your sister!" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I just saw the cold inner beauty by chance." ”
Zhuge Dachang, who knew Wu Ming very well, scolded directly: "Damn! You are indeed the king of beasts among beasts......" said, showing a lewd smile, and continued: "Tell my brother, how did you see it?" ”
Wu Ming confessed honestly: "I ripped off her skirt, and then I saw it." ”
"You are a criminal ......" Zhuge Dachang hurriedly jumped away from Wu Ming's side and said, "I feel the need to cut off relations with you." ”
Wu Ming's face was full of black lines: "I didn't commit a crime, I just accidentally fell while walking, and I accidentally hooked her skirt ......"
Zhuge Dachang pouted and interrupted, "Could it be that you have eagle claws?" Can you just tick off someone's skirt? ”
"Alas! Don't care how you hooked it, what do you say now? Am I responsible for her? Wu Ming touched his chin and thought, then nodded and asked, "What do you think of me marrying her?" ”
"You're beautiful!" Zhuge Dachang was disdainful and asked, "What about Yan Ruyu?" I think she likes you a lot. ”
"How so?"
"What does she call every time you kick her ass?"
"Ouch first, then scold the bastard!"
Zhuge Dachang snorted and said, "If she doesn't like you, she will only call you indecent and then use a kitchen knife to cut you, instead of smashing you with cotton balls." ”
"It seems to make sense, it's really a trouble to be handsome......" Wu Ming looked helpless and sighed: "It's a big deal to marry her too." ”
"Also? Do you want to marry two wives? ”
"Why not?"
"You are bigamy...... Zhuge rebuked loudly, and then earnestly taught: "The law of our country clearly stipulates that a man can only marry one wife, so you are not legal. ”
Wu Ming said solemnly: "Our great motherland is good at everything, but the marriage law is not sound enough. ”
"Fuck your sister!"
Just as the two were talking, someone knocked on the door, and a middle-aged woman with glasses walked in and said, "Manager Chu is looking for you." ”
Wu Ming was puzzled: "Looking for us?" Can I help you? ”
"You'll know when you go."
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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang entered the office of the manager of the personnel department.
Chu Min, the manager of the personnel department, Li Tianheng, the general manager, and Robert, the manager of the bodyguard department, gathered together to look at the posture, which was a bit like a three-class trial!
Could it be that taking a look at the president's phoenix underwear really violates the rules of heaven? Wu Ming asked with a worried face, "Is there anything to do with us?" ”
Li Tianheng smiled: "Let's sit down first!" ”
After the two sat down, Chu Min asked coldly, "After completing the case yesterday, why didn't you report back to the company as soon as possible?" ”
So that's what happened! Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief and said directly: "We are close to Mr. Xiaoben twenty-four hours a day, and we are a little tired after completing the task, so we will go back to rest." ”
Li Tianheng sang with a white face, "Thank you for your hard work, but after completing the task in the future, if the company does not get off work, remember to rush back first, the business department will close the case, and then negotiate a new case." ”
"Yes, yes, we'll pay attention later."
Chu Min continued to sing blackface, "In the early hours of yesterday morning, you drove the head office's car through four red lights in the city, and I want to hear an explanation." ”
Wu Ming's eyes rolled and said: "At that time, Mr. Xiaoben wanted to go to the toilet, and he had a habit of cleanliness and refused to be on the public toilet, treating customers as God, which is the purpose pursued by our company, so we ran the red light and rushed back to the hotel......" After thinking about it, he added: "It was very late, and there were few cars and pedestrians on the street, so we could guarantee that there would be no accidents." ”
Chu Min nodded with satisfaction, his serious face eased down, and he smiled, and said, "Forget it this time, pay attention in the future, if there are no accidents, it is best not to violate traffic rules." ”
"Got it!"
"Your task this time has been done very well, Director Chen is full of praise for you, he said that Mr. Xiaoben is very satisfied with you, if you come to China again, I will still invite you to ......" Li Tianheng smiled, looked at Robert, and continued: "Now there are three new cases, all of them are named to you, let Manager Robert tell you about it!" ”
As soon as a case was completed, there was a new case immediately, it seems that the schedule of the bodyguards is no less than that of the stars, and it is really all year round, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, quite helpless.
Robert was a tall black man from the United States, but his Mandarin was still good, and he then introduced several cases......
One employer is a coal mine owner in Xishan and wants bodyguards to accompany him to Africa for about 10 days, and the other employer is a male star who wants to go to Tianshan to film a drama for about 15 days.
The last case was in China Overseas, where the employer was the owner of a small real estate company, and the case lasted only 7 days, and the company paid double the hourly wage.
Due to time constraints, only one of the three cases can be chosen.
One went to Africa, the other went to Tianshan, the long salary was small, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang didn't think much about it, and directly chose the case of Zhonghai.
Just as Robert was talking about the details of the case, Li Tianheng's secretary knocked on the door and walked in, reporting one by one, saying that the police had come to find Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang......
No way? Could it be that the cold police called me to arrest me? Wu Ming looked panicked, and Zhuge Dachang's face also changed greatly, could it be that *** was reported? To catch the fine education? Although the ideas are different, what is the same is that the two men who are thieves have tried to escape from the door.
It was late, and two middle-aged men in police uniforms knocked on the door and walked into the office.
"Wronged!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang spoke in unison, and at the same time rushed to the policeman who was the first to come to the door, hugged his thigh and cried: "Brother policeman, we are good citizens!" ”
The middle-aged policeman who was hugged by his thigh showed a crying and laughing expression and said, "What are you doing here?" We're just here to find out about the bank robbery and make a record, not to arrest you. ”
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, immediately stopped 'crying' and let go of other people's thighs, stood up and walked back to the sofa, as if nothing had happened.
A room full of people looking at each other, what is the beginning of this act?
"I'm Zeng Hong...... of the Municipal Criminal Police Team," the middle-aged policeman introduced himself, then looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and said with a smile: "Two heroes, hello!" ”
"Hello......" Wu Ming's smile had a hint of flattery.
"It turned out to be Captain Zeng, I've heard of the name for a long time, welcome!" Li Tianheng smiled and played an official tone.
It's just a transcript of routine business, most of the police's questions were blocked by the sleek Li Tianheng, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang just explained the situation in two or three sentences, and it was fine.
After making a simple record, the two policemen said goodbye, and they left a phone call to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and warned with a smile: Please find the police if you have something in the future!