In the past so many years before I knew the buns, I was also a person who "survived", and I also had a "crotch cover pie", I wanted to find a few wool pieces to watch, and I was already familiar with those episodes, and I was able to recite them like a stream, and people said that the language was difficult to learn, anyway, my language level was enough to love my sister on the phone.

I wandered around like a cat on a tin roof for a long time, and the strength was a lot smaller, so the surname Suo blindly cleaned up and played with himself, I put on Liu Bang's dragon robe, which was covered with Xiang Yu's armor, turned around in front of the mirror and looked at myself, and ran to the house to hang Qin Shihuang's knife coin on my waist, and then returned to the mirror, and the guy who came out looked like the owner of the shroud shop during the Republic of China. I was working on silly music when I heard someone downstairs.

I ran to the staircase to see a beautiful woman with a strong temperament standing leisurely on the local area and looking at the art paintings on the wall, she was wearing a beige Versace, carrying a matching handbag very casually, exuding a cold and capable atmosphere up and down, which made people dare not face it. If Jin Shaoyan No. 1 has a similar momentum to her, then Jin Shaoyan is completely because she grew up with a golden spoon in her mouth, and she comes from herself, this kind of woman, at a glance, she knows that after the struggle and struggle in the workplace, those soft ankles, I don't know how many men who dare to despise her have kicked away invisibly.

Although I was still struggling with the sea of desire, I completely calmed down when I saw her. In other words, a strong woman is easy to provoke a man's desire to conquer, that has to be a man who can be on an equal footing with her, like me, forget it, even if people have a one-night stand with you, and you can't even afford to pay for someone's underwear after playing sex, she wants to see me pitifully and leave a few hundred dollars on the bedside table, I can only die headlong.

Of course, she wants to play the queen with me now, and she can't afford to pay for the fact that she is wearing this outfit now-how good Mr. Lu Xun said, this is the spirit of Ah Q.

I walked downstairs with my robe on my robe, my leg hair looming, the drag board tapping on the stairs, and I greeted her warmly: "Is there anything I can do to help you?" ”

She didn't speak, just waited quietly for me to come down, looking at my dress she should also be a little dizzy, I was also embarrassed, the time was too urgent to change the body, if you don't wear a robe, there will be big pants and Xiang Yu armor left, how many modern people know about the armor? People who don't know think it's a belly pocket made of chocolate, and if I want to come down like that, the police will shoot me to death without asking questions, and I won't have the face to cry out.

I waited for a long time, just waiting for her faint words, "Just take a look." ”

Neuropathy! This is a pawnshop and not a clothing city, what's there to see?

But the customer is God, and this girl is like a rich man, and I can't be offended, so I just sat down on the sofa and said, "Then you can just take a look." ”

I really can't find anything more interesting in this room than I am.

The ice beauty looked around, then walked towards the door, and when she grabbed the doorknob with one hand, she suddenly turned around and asked me, "You are Manager Xiao, right?" ”

I nodded, and she nodded coldly at me before heading out.

I encountered such an inexplicable thing in the morning, I ate a pack of instant noodles at noon, and just wanted to lie down, I received a call from the girl like a flower, this time she called me as Jin Shaoyan's secretary, and invited me to Jin Shaoyan's office to watch the live broadcast of the horse race.

Jin Shaoyan, this kid did not know how to be a man before, and he was unforgiving when he kicked his nose and face, of course he thought that "unparalleled in the world" was won, and wanted to ridicule me as soon as the game ended. Of course, I didn't have any psychological burden, so I easily agreed.

Thinking of Jin 2's repeated emphasis on wearing formal clothes, I didn't bother to change it, Liu Bang's imperial robe was slippery and cool, and besides, this is definitely formal enough, right? Thinking about it, I suddenly laughed viciously, I took off my robe and armor, put on a two-strand vest, shorts and slippers underneath, carried the new mobile phone in a bag, went out to take a taxi and went straight to the science and technology park, and when I arrived at the door of their company, the security guard was still the same, and this time I let in without saying anything.

I deliberately shook enough on each floor like a second-rate child, and made a lot of money on the white eyes before I went up to the 16th floor, I put on Bluetooth and dialed Jin 2's phone, it was still very messy over there, and occasionally I could hear the laughter of Baozi and Master Li and the sound from Jing Ersil's semiconductor, Jin 2 seemed to be having a lot of fun, and told me about the interesting things they encountered in the forest park for a long time without waiting for me to speak, and said that Xiang Yu almost made a bow with a branch and wanted to hunt.

I hated it so much that I told him about the situation on my side, and Jin 2 said: "Anyway, you already know the result, but you have to pretend to be very nervous, and when you win, you will feel sorry for him, and give him a step down, not only can you get a car, but he also has to thank you, so that it will be much more convenient for you to blackmail him for money in the future." ”

The only characteristic of Jin 2 is that he is more ruthless than Jin 1, and I have never seen him play so hard with his life.

I turned on the phone and entered Jin Shaoyan's office smoothly, this kid looked impatient and excited, it seemed that he was waiting to humiliate me, and the 500,000 he ordered may have been forgotten long ago.

I swayed in like this, Jin Shaoyan didn't care, I guess he wouldn't be angry even if I pulled a bubble of on his desk now, in his eyes, I was a dying person.

In Jin Shaoyan's resplendent office, a huge plasma TV occupies an entire wall.

The screen is a live broadcast of a Hong Kong satellite TV, this station is a professional horse racing channel, now the horse racing has not started, the host is explaining the information of the 16 horses in Cantonese, the No. 1 horse is the "unparalleled in the world", from the information played under the screen, it can be seen that the winning rate of this horse has reached 89%, it is a red tall British thoroughbred, the host's introduction to it lasted for more than 1 minute, to the 14th, it was the turn of "repeated defeats", this is a mediocre black horse, the winning rate under the screen is gray, Best ranking: "4", the camera shook twice on it and passed, and the host didn't know what to say, but the irony was obvious.

I moved a leather sofa to the front of the screen, moved a potted plant as an ashtray, took out a crumpled soft white sand to put one on my mouth, and took out another one to throw at Jin Shaoyan - I was used to giving people smoke.

Jin Shaoyan shook his head with a smile, leaned back in the boss's chair, took out a cigar like a ham sausage from the humidor, cut off the seal with an eggplant scissor, and elegantly roasted the tobacco body with the flame.

Hey, I lost first in momentum, and I still stayed at the level of a few buddies gambling on the ball, and one person carrying a horse and a bottle of beer to get together.

During this period, my phone was always on, Jin 2 was very relieved, he only cared about playing by himself, ignoring me, I could constantly hear the excited cries of the tourists on his side, mixed with the sound of 5 people and buns, it seems that they are sitting in the sightseeing car watching the beast hunting.

At this point, the race began, and with a gunshot rang out, 16 racehorses rushed out of the stall "like wild dogs on the loose", and "Peerless World" unceremoniously ran to the front to lead the group, followed by No. 8 and No. 3, followed by No. 15, No. 7, and then behind...... When I saw the No. 14 "repeated defeats", I was choked by the smoke and coughed violently: this beast jumped forward and ran, like a lame rabbit, and was dropped 200 meters after just half a lap, and the jockey was a cola, he simply became a matador, and was dizzy by the "repeated defeats", and the whole horse farm laughed constantly, and even the limelight of the "unparalleled in the world" that had been far ahead was robbed by this pair of living treasures.

This scene has almost brought me to the critical point of collapse, and there is actually a happy cry of buns in the earphones: "Caught hey, bitten hey-" I scolded in a low voice: "Wang Ba boy, the horse you said is about to let the 'unparalleled in the world' go around, aren't you playing with me?" ”

"Hehe, don't worry, Brother Qiang, 12,000 meters, that horse has enough stamina - it's so disgusting, the intestines are bitten out...... I won't tell you yet, but I'll tell you after the competition. ”

After running 12 kilometers like this, it is strange that the jockey's prostate does not come upside down.

However, the situation did improve, and the "lame rabbit" jumped up and down, like a one-legged fairy, and slowly caught up with the group of horses in front, and took one step after the last lap.

Jin Shaoyan sneered: "The horse you bought is a bit similar to you, and it is a little dead-eyed, in fact, it must be more developed if it doesn't go to the circus for horse racing." ”

This kid is no worse than me in terms of damage, if I can't beat him, I have to beat him!

As I spoke, No. 14 stepped into the penultimate again, and I looked back at Jin Shaoyan's work proudly, and was caught up by the horse behind me and became the penultimate ...... Jin Shaoyan couldn't help laughing, picked up the phone and ordered: "Let the logistics send a set of cleaning clothes up." "I'm about to burst into tears.

In the first 6 laps, the lame rabbit ran reasonably well, overtaking other horses and being overtaken by other horses, and finally advanced several places, and there were already 5 horses behind him.

From lap 7 onwards, the "lame rabbit" began to exert its strength, it jumped forward and backwards, changed lines and drifted, and quickly ran in 5th place at a speed of two per lap, although the people in the racetrack still looked at the joke, they pointed to the No. 14 horse and laughed backwards, as if they had seen a pig dribbling in the World Cup final, and finally scored with a volley.

But the momentum of Lame Bunny didn't stop, and by the penultimate lap he had already passed 14 horses to become second, and people stopped laughing.

Although it is the second, it is still far from the "unparalleled in the world", according to the current situation, no one can shake its first position, Jin Shaoyan also stopped the taunt at this time, and said solemnly: "This horse is well trained, and then a jockey, it still has great potential." Listening to this tone, he still thinks that this "unparalleled in the world" is a win.

But if people with professional betting experience will find that the distance between the "unparalleled in the world" and the "lame rabbit" seems to remain unchanged, in fact, it is approaching at a distance of a thread per second, and before you know it, the two horses are only one body apart...... Well, the horses that have been defeated repeatedly, although they didn't think they would win the race until now - they were less than 10 meters away from the finish line, and in horse racing, that distance was almost useless, and there was quite a difference between the two horses.

At this time, Jin 2 nervously asked me, "Is it time to sprint?" I hummed.

"Look closely, it's so exciting!" He shouted excitedly.

It's really exciting! At the moment when the "unparalleled in the world" was about to touch the line, the "lame rabbit" that was half a body behind suddenly jumped high, stretched out like a light elk, and then fell down a horse nose contact line ahead of the "unparalleled in the world".

I shouted, "Long live the lame bunny!" ”

Jin Shaoyan forgot about winning or losing for the time being, he looked at the screen in a daze, and muttered, "What is that?" ”

There were all the jubilants on the screen, including those who lost money, they lost so convincingly, the host didn't know what to say, so he could only scream with the audience.

At this time, Jin 2's very earnest voice came from the earphones: "Brother Qiang, I beg you something......"

I sighed and whispered, "Don't say it, I know what to do." ”

I walked up to Jin Shaoyan who was in a daze and said, "Give me your car keys, and forget about this matter." ”

Jin Shaoyan numbly took out the car key and put it on the table, I picked it up, and just as I was about to turn around and go out, his face showed the sneer of the nickname: "I knew you would change your mind, people like you will never give up such realistic interests for the sake of so-called dignity." ”

As soon as these words came out, Jin 2 expected that things were going to be bad, and he pleaded and said, "Brother Qiang, don't ......be like him."

I ripped off the Bluetooth headset, put the car keys back, and said quietly: "The surname is Jin, I have a change of mind - you are going to call me Brother Qiang in front of your whole company!" ”

Jin Shaoyan smiled stiffly, and his tone softened: "Are you joking, my car will cost more than 3 million before tax!" ”

I picked up his landline and handed it to him: "Call, let all your staff come to see you and call me Brother Qiang, of course, you can also ask the security guards to kick me out, I can't help it, if you can do it, I will admit it." ”

Jin Shaoyan took one last look at me, his eyes turned cold, and he took the phone and ordered: "Let all employees go to the 16th floor for a meeting!" ”

In less than 5 minutes, the empty space on the 16th floor was filled with more than 500 professional men and women, many of whom had seen me just now, looking at me and snickering, I was wearing a two-strand vest, big pants, pedaling "sports" drag board, and holding half a soft white sand in my hand, this building is estimated to have never seen me so casual since the construction.

Jin Shaoyan walked out of the office with a gloomy face and asked Ruhua: "Are you all here?" Ruhua nodded cautiously, Jin Shaoyan pointed at me and said, "I bet on horses with this gentleman, I lost, according to what was said in advance, I will call him Brother Qiang, you all listen." After Jin Shaoyan finished speaking, he resolutely turned his head, bowed at me as if he was himself, and shouted: "Brother Qiang! ”

"Don't call me a brother." I put out my cigarette and walked away in front of more than 500 people.

At this point, the enmity between me and Jin Shaoyan is considered dead.

When I came out, I immediately showed my true colors as a small citizen, picked up the phone and asked Jin 2 in fear: "He won't find the underworld to take revenge on me, right?" ”

Jin 2 heard what happened, he sighed and said: "To be honest, I don't know, he has never planted such a big heel, Brother Qiang, I don't blame you for this, blame my brother for not being a man before, and if he wants to trouble you in the future, you will let Xiang Yu dismantle him, I have no opinion." ”

Hey, it's the same Jin Shaoyan, why is the gap between people so big?

The dinner at night is a big meal called from "Fusheng Garden", Jin 1 Jin 2 is more depressed today, Jin 2 is afraid of going to a restaurant and then meeting Jin 1, my group of 5 people has been fart for the past two days, the fat man finally has the concept of spending money to enjoy, he has a concept of money at the same time he has no concept of the amount of money, the fat man now buys ice cream for 100 yuan without change, the second fool pocket is full of Nanfu batteries, and he throws it away without charging it when he runs out; Master Li has learned to support genuine books; Xiang Yu is still only interested in cars, Jin Shaoyan plans to put the spare tire of the Mercedes-Benz business on the front of the car and let him practice as a bumper car first, and I will go back to death. Liu Bang has an ambiguous attitude, belonging to the kind of "eat a bite if you have it, and don't want to if you don't have it", except for showing a special love for steamed buns, he has not found a fixed hobby.

Baozi followed them for a long time (I rushed back to work at 4 o'clock in the afternoon), and felt that Jin Shaoyan was obviously wrong to spend money, so she secretly asked me: "Does Jin Shaoyan have something to ask you?" I nodded. Human life is a matter of heaven.

Baozi thought for a while, and suddenly grabbed me: "He didn't want you to kill his twin brother, right?" "This woman is like this, watching what is what, she is watching a Hong Kong cable drama these days, and she was also playing grudge when she watched Korean dramas a few days ago.

However, this sentence also reminded me that now that I and Jin 1 are incompatible, it may backfire if I come forward to save him, so I thought of Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu said, "I'm not interested." "A white-eyed wolf, people gave you millions of cars for nothing.

During the meal, I was very affectionate with Baozi, of course Baozi knew what I meant, and secretly pinched me, her eyes were like water, and it seemed that she was not good anymore. Master Li blushed and didn't dare to look at us, given her previous occupation, it seems that she shouldn't be so shy, is it...... She can't do it anymore?

Jin Shaoyan swept away his depression and said with a smile: "Brother Qiang, let's not live at home today." ”

Does this kid see that my heart is rippling and wants to invite me out [***]? Where can a rich man like him invite me to go? Emperor? Golden Queen? Flowers? I heard that the ladies in these places are generally tens of thousands a night, waka kaka!

But can't we talk about it in private, lack of heart!

Baozi touched the chopsticks, smiled and said, "Where do you want to live?" Why does this smile sound so creepy, Jin Shaoyan's life hangs by a thread, as long as he says the name of any bathhouse from his mouth, the chopsticks of the bun will fly over with a "biu".

Jin Shaoyan stopped sneering and said very seriously: "I want to ask everyone to go back to the hotel with me, I will open a few more rooms, let's play all night, and go back to the house to sleep when we are sleepy." ”

Without waiting for me to express my position, most of the 5-person group voted in favor, and these guys, especially those men, knew that it was right to follow Jin Shaoyan. In fact, I didn't want to go, leading these 5 people to live in a hotel, especially after separating at night, no one knew what accidents would happen. But touching the soft waist of the bun, I am also a little vague, and if I hold it for a long time, I will probably become the name of the character in Zhou Xingxing's movie: Sauce Explosion.

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Inner ...... Forgive me, everyone.,500w hasn't arrived yet.,But it's really not my fault.,I didn't make up the plot, right?

This chapter is 5000 words, even the supplement in the early hours of yesterday morning, and the next chapter is estimated to be in the early hours of this morning, and the 500w will not be able to get it, Xiaohua can't guarantee it this time.

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