113 Uncle, second uncle, third uncle

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Jiang Li gently pushed open the door and saw the little fox lying on the bed as if nothing had happened, looking at the cactus on the windowsill. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info doesn't seem to see himself coming back.

"Oh, you're back? It's fast! Lin Yunuo didn't raise his head, looking like he didn't care about himself.

Jiang Li secretly felt funny in his heart, what are you pretending? Was that little guy lying on the windowsill looking through the autumn water just now? Now he is making a look of not eating the fireworks of the world! Little fox, little fox, although you have lived for a thousand years, you still seem to be very tender in terms of feelings!

"Silly girl, don't pretend, you haven't been crying a little in the past few days, right?"

Jiang Li couldn't help but pick up Lin Yunuo and kissed her on the red lips, although she couldn't transform and couldn't see her face, Lin Yunuo's body exuded a strong fragrance, which made people feel intoxicated.

Lin Yunuo has no mana to protect herself, not to mention that Jiang Li kissed her, even if she ...... something, she could only obediently tie her hands, "Don't do this, men and women don't kiss, I'm going to shout indecent ......" Lin Yunuo protested in a low voice.

"Shout, shout and cut your throat and no one will save you!" Jiang Li pretended to be a pervert and joked with Lin Yunuo.

"Alright, alright...... Stop messing around, how's it? Did you find it? Lin Yunuo didn't sink in the end, he ripped off the disguise that he didn't care about, and asked with an urgent face.

Jiang Li asked reluctantly: "You answer my question first, do you miss me when I'm not at home?" Do you want to cry your nose? ”

"I hate it! It seems that I miss you a little bit, isn't it...... It's not you who thinks about it, people think about the detoxified thousand-year-old snow lotus! Lin Yunuo first admitted a little shyly, and then used Jiang Li's "nonsense and brutality" magic skill to repay the other in his way: "As for crying nose, I am better than your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... I'm older, do I have to cry my nose? ”

Saying that, the little fox was so suffocating, Jiang Li really couldn't resist it, and hurriedly made a pause gesture and shouted: "Stop, stop! Now it's not a question of who is bigger and who is small, what is being studied now is the thousand-year-old snow lotus!" ”

In the past, Lin Yunuo was most annoyed by Jiang Li's nonsense, but now he has been bored for a long time, and he has found that arguing with him is actually a very interesting thing. Glaring at him: "Okay, let's talk about the problem of the thousand-year-old snow lotus, have you found it?" ”

Jiang Li originally wanted to make a joke and say no, but he was afraid of hitting Lin Yunuo's little heart, that would be a cruel thing, so he frowned and decided to change the way he played. Hippie smiled and said: "Ask you a question, if you can answer it, I will tell you the answer, if you can't answer it, I will tell you tomorrow!" ”

"Uh...... Playing such a mentally retarded game? This fairy has lived for more than a year, what haven't you seen? Although you have a good question, astronomy and geography, hundreds of schools, this girl has not known anything! Lin Yunuo cut and said with great ambition.

"Then listen well, my question is neither astronomy nor geography, but ......"

Jiang Li smiled, and then said: "The eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle, and said that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle and went to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle's cabinet and put it in the eighth uncle's cabinet, and the ninth uncle borrowed the 1,000 yuan issued by the tenth uncle to the eleventh uncle, may I ask: First, who stole the money?" Second, whose money was originally owned? ”

"Uh...... How can there be such a messy topic? Lin Yunuo almost fainted, and thought that the topic of why it was difficult and high-tech for a long time was such a nonsensical question.

"Hey...... You just analyze and guess, and if the answer is correct, I will tell you immediately if you have found Snow Lotus. If the answer is wrong, I'll talk about it tomorrow when I wake up. Jiang Li lay down on the bed as he spoke, and fell asleep.

Lin Yunuo rolled his eyes and asked with a snort: "Hey, where did you find such a nonsensical question?" ”

Jiang Li lay on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "On top. On Haifei's plane to Huai, I saw the questions on a test paper for civil servants, and I thought it was interesting, so I wrote it down. ”

Lin Yunuo snorted: "Hmph, the IQ of the civil servants of your Celestial Empire can only distinguish between the eldest uncle, the second uncle and the third uncle, is it too much to watch the 'three-gun shooting surprise'?" ”

Jiang Li also felt that this question was very strange, but he thought it was funny, so he used it to make Lin Yunuo happy, and said with a straight face: "Hurry up and analyze, or I'll sleep!" ”

Lin Yunuo lowered his head and was silent, and after a while, he stretched out his paw and drew two numbers on Jiang Li's belly, and asked with a smile, "How is it?" Right? ”

"Tsk...... Okay, it's a goblin who has lived for thousands of years, and the analysis is really fast! You win. Jiang Li sat up and shrugged.

Carefully took out the thousand-year-old snow lotus in the fresh-keeping bag from the travel bag, the flowers were still bright, and solemnly placed it in front of Lin Yunuo: "Here you are, the thousand-year-old snow lotus that has grown for 1130 years can dissolve all kinds of poisons." ”

Looking at the white snow lotus, the corners of Lin Yunuo's eyes were a little moist, and he showed a happy smile: "Jiang Li, thank you so much!" I know, you must have suffered a lot on this trip to the snow mountains, right? What you did for me, I will definitely remember. ”

"You see you're talking too much, but we're allies. I still have to rely on your mana to make money, otherwise how can I accumulate a fortune of hundreds of billions? Okay, don't say the kind words, I'll help you decoct the medicine, you hurry up and eat it to recover your mana. Jiang Li patted his chest and said with a two-sided knife.

Lin Yunuo shook his head and said, "You don't need to fry this, you can just swallow it raw." After a day and a night, I can dissolve the toxins in my body. ”

After speaking, I tasted it with relish, and my mouth was fragrant, and I only felt a refreshing breath circulating in the meridians of my body, and the original feeling of weakness was slowly fading.

Looking at Lin Yunuo's eating with relish, Jiang Li swallowed greedily. This is a thousand-year-old fairy grass, and a normal person wants to taste it.

Suddenly a little regretful, when I was on the snowy mountains of Alaska, when I broke up with Bai Lan, why didn't I pull out the eight-hundred-year-old "Snow Lotus" first and then go to her, although it does not have the effect of a thousand years, I can't be full of food, it must be of great benefit to strengthen the body and relax the meridians. After thinking about it, fortunately I didn't have this idea, if I went a little later, I was afraid that this delicate beauty would become a delicacy in the mouth of the white bear.

"Anyway, when I have the opportunity in the future, I will go to Alaska again and pick a thousand-year-old snow lotus to taste. Otherwise, the itch is unbearable, maybe this fairy grass can have an aphrodisiac effect? Click......" Jiang Li half-squinted at Lin Yunuo's eating with relish, and muttered obscenely in his heart.

It didn't take much effort, Lin Yunuo ate a thousand-year-old snow lotus cleanly, and there were no roots left. It made Jiang Li exclaim, after all, it was an untransformed animal, and if he really let himself eat it raw, without adding some oil and salt as ingredients, it would be a question of whether he could swallow it.

After Lin Yunuo ate the snow lotus, the blood flow in his body increased intuitively, and he said a little dizzily: "It seems that I need to sleep for a while, and it is estimated that I can wake up after the medicine goes down." After 24 hours, I was able to use my mana. If you have something to do, go about your business. I know you have a lot of confidantes in your heart! ”

"Uh...... Looking at what you said, I do have something to do, but it has nothing to do with my confidante. This time, I happened to meet the Yankee who cheated Shen Maolin out of money, and successfully recovered the 10 million US dollars. I plan to return the money to Shen Maolin first, and then lend it out and use the money to invest in making a movie. If all goes well, there may be 300 million to 500 million in revenue! Jiang Li lit a cigarette and said excitedly.

Lin Yunuo was excited when he heard it: "Wow...... 3 to 500 million? Isn't that far from 1 billion? Jiang Li, you are amazing! ”

"Hmm!" Jiang Li nodded: "In order to see your flower and moon appearance, I must work hard to make money." There is also good news, not only have I recovered the 10 million US dollars, but also know the whereabouts of the 'Qingming Shanghe Tuchun Vase', so that we already have news of at least three bottles. If you meet Wang Qingfeng in the future, maybe you will be able to find the last winter bottle, so that it will be another two or three hundred million. If you work harder, you won't be far from 1 billion! ”

Lin Yunuo was happy, but the medicinal power of the fairy grass came up, making her drowsy, and she said in a daze: "I'm so happy, but I can't support it, I want to sleep." If your confidante is waiting for you, go on a date with them..."

Looking at the little fox's sleepy appearance, Jiang Li seemed to be infected, and began to yawn, waving his hand: "Forget it, I'm not going anywhere, I'm going to share a bed with you tonight." ”

"Don't insult me...... Trapped ...... ......"

"Cut, although the hero is lustful, but this son will not be so heavy-tasted......"

Jiang Li muttered, and before he could say half a sentence, "It's not like such a heavy taste of playing with humans and beasts", only to find that the little fox had fallen asleep. He pulled over the pillow with interest and fell asleep.

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