Chapter 0170: A Tricky Mouth
"Turn around, I know it's you." The voice came out again, familiar.
Zuo Xu was helpless, turned around leisurely, put his hands behind his back at the same time, and secretly said bad luck in his heart, looking at the person who called him, only to find out that it was his old friend Elizabeth, but he didn't expect her to come here. I thought that I called her from Europe in Yanshan City last time, just to protect Zhou Qian, and then because I was busy, I didn't have time to thank her, but I didn't expect her to go to Yanjing City, and I didn't know what she was busy with.
Nima, was seen by a girl buying sanitary napkins by herself? What will she think of me?
Thinking about it, Zuo Xu began to pretend not to care and greeted: "Oh, it turned out to be you, you also came to buy sanitary napkins?" After finishing speaking, Zuo Xu rolled his eyes for a while, why did he say such a thing casually? It seems that it is because I have been thinking about sanitary napkins when I first came, and the psychological pressure is too great, so I am like this.
Thinking about it like this, Zuo Xu doesn't care anymore, he has already said it anyway, what are you afraid of?
Unexpectedly, Elizabeth didn't react, "Well, I'm here to buy sanitary napkins too." After saying that, she was also stunned, of course she didn't care anyway.
Both of them were stunned.
Zuo Xu felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, thinking that Zuo Xu would turn around immediately and go straight to the cash register......
Elizabeth suddenly remembered something, and suddenly became annoyed, this guy is really so hateful, he just saw himself and wanted to run. So her head turned, and an idea appeared in her head, she wanted to tease Zuo Xu well and let him know the fate of offending herself.
"Dead bastard, what are you doing with me?" Elizabeth was very angry, she thought that Zuo Xu came here to tease her on purpose, so she reached out and grabbed it, wanting to snatch the sanitary napkin from Zuo Xu's hand......
Ga? Zuo Xu was stunned, is there any mistake, I have already taken it, how did it become yours, it is really an idiot!
"You idiot, I've already got my hands on it, and you are ashamed to say that it is yours, are you the proprietress of this supermarket? Wouldn't you, Europeans come here to open a supermarket? Zuo Xu pretended to be surprised and said.
"You ......" Elizabeth also came to her senses, her face flickered with anger, but she said forcefully, "Bah, you are a dead **, a big man buys this kind of thing, die **, I must tell Chu Yuxiao, no, it's Zhou Qian, let her recognize your real surname......"
"...... casually" Zuo Xu rolled his eyes directly, and said, he was about to leave.
"You...... You give me ......" Elizabeth saw that Zuo Xu was not afraid, and was about to leave, when she remembered that she had come all the way here to help him, but in the end she did not get any good hospitality, she suddenly became annoyed, desperate, and pounced directly.
No way! Zuo Xu scolded, worthy of being a person who had participated in special training, but he actually robbed it directly? Such a good reach was used to grab this?
"Hey, hooligan, huh?" Zuo Xu easily avoided Elizabeth's snatched hand, pursed his lips, and said.
"Come on, catch **, **......" Elizabeth saw that she couldn't get it back, so she actually shouted loudly.
Zuo Xu "brushed", and a black strip appeared on his face, Nima, sure enough, is an idiot, with big nerves, he regretted teasing her a little, this kind of person doesn't think through the brain at all!
Sure enough, Elizabeth's shout immediately attracted several people to come over, and when Zuo Xu looked at it, there was a burst of sweat on his brain, and his head was big, isn't this going to be embarrassing to death?
"Come on, someone, this ** robbery!" Elizabeth was immediately overjoyed when she saw someone coming, and glared at Zuo Xu viciously, Dead bastard, see how you explain later, she couldn't help but feel a little proud.
When Zuo Xu saw Elizabeth like this, he wanted to step forward and strangle her to death, but when he saw several people coming over with suspicion and vigilance, Zuo Xu's head was big, and he quickly thought of countermeasures in his mind!
"Everyone, catch him, he's actually here to get sanitary napkins!" Elizabeth said with a big grin.
Ga! Everyone was stunned, and Zuo Xu's face was also red, especially the strange eyes of these people who looked at Zuo Xu uncomfortable......
When Elizabeth saw Zuo Xu's embarrassing appearance, she felt proud in her heart, daring to offend Miss Ben, I want you to lose your reputation, hum......
His scalp was numb, and Zuo Xu, who looked embarrassed, was also stunned when he saw Elizabeth's smug look, but a cruel smile appeared in his eyes, little girl, you forced me, hum......
"Eh, Xiaobai, don't make trouble, you've been on your period for the past few days, it's really not suitable to do that, in a few days, you can bear with it, I'm also for your body's good ......" Zuo Xu said with a persuasive look. Chick, aren't you going to play? Brother accompanies you and see who is the last ......
"Let's go, I've already chosen it for you, Sophie is not bad, you see that people have really misunderstood!" Zuo Xu continued.
"Shhhhhhh......hh......h
The few people who came over when they heard Elizabeth's shout were still staring at Zuo Xu with suspicion and vigilance, especially when they heard Elizabeth's white words, they were even more disdainful, but after hearing Zuo Xu's so-called persuasion, they all suddenly realized.
What is this**,**Ah, it's just a model husband, think about it, when my wife came to that, I actually took the initiative to buy sanitary napkins for her, how considerate and caring it is!
These people were all shopping nearby, and when they heard Elizabeth's call, they immediately watched onlookers, but after Zuo Xu finished speaking, everyone understood. Even a few married women thought in their hearts how happy they would be if their husbands could be so considerate.
"Look at how considerate people are to their wives, they all help buy that, what about you? You are a dead ghost, and I was still thinking about being happy...... "There was a husband and wife, and the woman scolded the man next to her.
Zuo Xu's instantaneous image has changed a hundred and eighty degrees in the hearts of these people, all of them are praise and envy, and Elizabeth, who was stunned by Zuo Xu's words, everyone looked at her with strange eyes.
This woman is too strong, right, don't look at when, can you mess around at this time? It's too self-loving, I know to look for excitement and pleasure, and you will have it in the future, fortunately I have a good husband!
"Ah, don't listen to this damned bastard, we're not ......," Elizabeth said in shame as if she had been pricked by a needle.
"Xiaobai, don't make trouble, for the sake of your body, this thing really can't be done these days, you just bear with it, let's go home, I'll stew soup for you to drink......" Zuo Xu directly interrupted her words, and persuaded with a gentle face.
What a man, he can still go to the kitchen, and he will stew soup for her when his wife needs it most, he is really a model of a good husband, if my husband has half of his thoughtfulness and gentleness, I will die of happiness!
"This sister, what your husband said is right, our women are really not suitable for affection at this time, if there is any disease, it will be troublesome, you better listen to him!" The woman in the couple persuaded.
"That's it, don't make trouble, go back quickly, look at how considerate your husband is, how good he will take care of you!" Some people also persuaded him.
"Husband? I, vomit ......" Elizabeth saw that everyone actually believed the words of this dead ghost, her face turned red with anger, especially when she actually said that the bastard was her husband, she almost vomited disgustingly, and she was ashamed and annoyed in her heart, and she was even more resentful of Zuo Xu.
"Don't listen to this dead ghost, I don't ...... him at all," Elizabeth explained angrily.
But in everyone's ears, it was because Zuo Xu didn't agree to do that thing in the past few days of her period, and everyone was a little unhappy, I said you woman, why are you so ignorant? For your own good, you still don't appreciate it, and you don't even recognize such a husband?
"This young lady, this is your fault, how can you be so ignorant and not self-loving? Your husband is also for your good, you are still so surnamed, you are still young, and you will grow up in the future, don't lose your ...... because of impulsiveness," a middle-aged woman said coldly.
"That's right, we're all from here, women can't be sloppy these days, you don't want to hurt your body because of stimulation, young people nowadays, just don't pay attention, but I've only heard of men who don't pay attention to it, but your husband is all, you, alas, don't care for yourself too much......"
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Listening to everyone's persuasion and reproach Elizabeth, Zuo Xu almost couldn't help laughing at the joy in his heart, especially when he saw Elizabeth's inexplicable and embarrassed look, he was even more happy......
Hey, chick, fight with Uncle Ben, you're still too tender!
"You...... Bastard, I won't make it clear to everyone, we are not that relationship at all......" Elizabeth blushed angrily, gritted her teeth and glared at Zuo Xu viciously, and said. Although she is very open-minded, she doesn't like this kind of situation where everyone looks at and persuades, which makes her feel weird.
Now Elizabeth's lungs are about to explode, and I originally wanted this guy to be embarrassed and embarrassed, but I didn't know that he was so shameless, looking at everyone's eyes, as if she was the kind of ** slut who didn't love herself and only knew how to look for excitement, Elizabeth can be described as ......
"Hehe, I'm sorry to disturb everyone's shopping!" Zuo Xu said apologetically to everyone, and then once again gently persuaded Elizabeth, "Xiaobai, let's go home and talk about it, this is a supermarket, you can take a look at ......"
"Young man, we're fine, but you must hold on, you must not agree to this young lady at this time......" Hearing Zuo Xu say that he wanted to go home to discuss, a woman kindly reminded.
"Gah?" Zuo Xu was stunned for a moment, a little crying and laughing, there are still many good people, and he couldn't help but feel a little apologetic in his heart. (To be continued.) )