Liu Xinlan heard Mu Xuanxuan's voice and hurriedly came out of the office, "That's President Mu, you may not know it?" Call you, don't go quickly! ”

Zhao Ming stood still and refused to move, sniffing, "What did the president tell me to do?" ”

The personnel office area was trembling and amazed, cow people!

Mu Xuanxuan takes a deep breath!

Okay, you Zhao Ming, a small broken warehouse pipe, I can't come back after calling twice, and you still ask me what to do? - Those vice presidents are not as arrogant as you!

"Cleaning!" Mu Xuanxuan snorted angrily, turned around and walked directly into her office. Annoying, he is very happy to help with the work of the department manager, and I, the president, can't even call him!

"Cleaning? Isn't there a cleaning? Zhao Ming said sourly, "I'm a warehouse manager, and I still do this kind of work?" ”

"Die, you don't hurry up!" Liu Xinlan was frightened, "Mr. Mu seems to be in a bad mood, don't disturb her." Let's go, do you hear me, hurry up and where to go! ”

"Forget it, I'll go. If it weren't for Manager Liu's face, I wouldn't have bothered to take care of her! Zhao Ming swaggered out of the personnel department.

There was an uproar in the personnel department, heroes, heroes! The wind is sluggish and the water is cold!

The bored instantly spelled out a bloody couplet-

The president reigns over the world, subduing the four seas, and ruling all kinds of disobedience;

Xiaocang Guan is domineering and shows that the dog is gallant, but he doesn't buy your account.

Horizontal batch: There are no scum left!

Zhao Ming took the sanitary tools from the corridor and entered the president's office, and saw Mu Zetian sitting behind the president's desk like sitting in the Jinluan Treasure Palace, looking at him coldly, like Her Majesty the Empress condescendingly glancing at a little eunuch who knelt down like an ant.

Zhao Ming smiled with a flattering face, "Wife, you are auspicious!" ”

"Shut up!" Mu Xuanxuan's anger was amused by his words, "Be careful that I fire you!" ”

"Huh!" Zhao Ming hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, looking very afraid.

Mu Zetian snorted coldly, "Go and clean up the lounge." ”

"Huh!" After Zhao Ming finished speaking, he walked to the lounge on tiptoe, really like a little eunuch who only chattered.

Mu Xuanxuan squinted at the guy who was not in shape, and secretly sulked, this guy was not afraid of me at all, and he didn't take me, the big president, in his eyes at all, it was really too bad!

Zhao Ming entered the president's lounge, threw the mop bucket aside, closed the door, lit a cigarette, and lay on Mu Xuanxuan's newly bought big bed.

Comfortable. Capitalists just enjoy it, how can this bed be tens of thousands smaller! The decoration in the room is really luxurious, the large bathtub and the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, it should be very ** to steal a love or something.

Mu Xuanxuan saw that Zhao Ming had closed the door, and there was no movement inside for a long time, so she walked over and pushed the door open. At a glance, seeing Zhao Ming lying on the bed she hadn't slept on like an uncle, she was angry on the spot, "You get up for me!" ”

"What are you panicking about, the futon is not even laid out!" Zhao Ming lazily shook his toes and couldn't get up, "President Mu, you detained me alone, is this to implement some kind of unspoken rhythm?" ”

you!

Mu Xuanxuan was so angry that her chest rose and fell for a while, and she gritted her teeth, "I warn you Zhao Ming's mouth to be clean, otherwise I will call the security guard!" Hurry up and clean up! ”

"Isn't it okay to obey the order of the little one, Your Majesty!" Zhao Ming smiled and threw the cigarette butt into the bucket, wheeled the mop and began to clean.

"Be serious, don't let me see a little dust!" Mu Xuanxuan said angrily, see that you still have to be scared, there is a way to fix you in the future, and I will let you go to the bathroom another day!

"Okay, okay, you can rest assured!" Zhao Ming responded with a smile, "There are stolen goods here, please avoid it, Lord President." ”

"Humph!" Mu Xuanxuan snorted coldly, and went out secretly in her heart.

After a long time, Mu Xuanxuan finished handling a business plan, and saw that Zhao Ming hadn't come out yet, so she said, "Zhao Ming, have you finished it?" This little thing is also grinding! ”

"It's been done a long time ago." Zhao Ming replied vaguely, and walked out wearing a pair of slippers, bubbling with a toothbrush in his mouth, wearing Mu Xuanxuan's brand-name nightgown, and a mask on his face.

"You! …… What are you doing! Mu Xuanxuan's face turned red as soon as she brushed it, her eyes were round, and she almost broke a signature pen in her hand!

Zhao Ming pulled the toothbrush out of his mouth, foamed everywhere, and said vaguely: "I sweated after cleaning, so I took a shower!" In order to improve the image of the company's employees, I blew a foreign hairstyle and borrowed a mask from you. How much is a piece, and I will count the money for you in retrospect! ”

"You—you get out of here!" Mu Xuanxuan was so angry that her voice trembled.

"Oh!" Zhao Ming walked out.

"Stop, come back!" Mu Zetian was about to lose his might, "You went out like this?" ”

"Oh, then I'll go back to my room and continue to wash and scrub, and then come out after I finish changing my clothes. Bring a razor next time, otherwise you won't be able to shave......" Zhao Ming entered the lounge again, just like in his own home.

"Next time? This、This guy is Tai Chi, I can't stand it! Mu Xuanxuan sat down in the president's chair and patted her forehead.

After a long time, Zhao Ming came out of the lounge, changed into work clothes, and touched his face with a refreshed look, "Good thing, my old face is delicate, soft and shiny." ”

Thinking that the top-notch mask she entrusted someone to bring from France was ruined by this guy, Mu Xuanxuan felt a burst of fire in her heart, "You stand up for me!" ”

Zhao Ming smiled dryly and took out a crumpled ten yuan from his trouser pocket, "Mr. Mu, I'll just order it, a mask should be enough, right?" ”

"Take it away!" Mu Xuanxuan squinted her eyes, her teeth itching with hatred, "From tomorrow onwards, you go to clean the bathroom!" ”

"Oh, okay." Zhao Ming agreed very simply, and quickly put ten yuan in his pocket.

Mu Xuanxuan couldn't help but be stunned: Why did this guy agree so happily? There must be a conspiracy!

Zhao Ming looked at Mu Xuanxuan with confused and curious eyes, "Mr. Mu, are you thinking about some conspiracy or something that is not in the flow, your expression is so obscene, so obscene!" ”

"You're obscene!" Mu Xuanxuan scolded back, and she really couldn't help but think in her heart, what would this obscene guy do when he was washing the bathroom? …… Stealing a common roll of paper? Deliberately damaging the toilet? Shameless voyeur female clerk? It's disgusting enough to sit in the living room and stink feet, will he come to disgust me with a stinky body? …… Oh my God, what do I think of this?!

"Hey, Mr. Mu, your eyes are more obscene!" Zhao Ming said with a sigh, "You must be thinking about a lot of dirty and dirty things!" ”

"You...... You'd better go back and be your warehouse manager! Mu Xuanxuan is a thin-skinned person after all, and he really felt a little weak when he said that he was in his heart, so he forcibly changed the topic calmly, "My car is out of gas, you go and fill it up for me after work, and wash it up by the way!" I'm going to work overtime today, you go home and cook your meal, and come back to the office to pick me up two hours after work. I'm going to eat it in the evening, sweet and sour pork ribs! ”

After that, Mu Xuanxuan threw Zhao Ming a bunch of keys.

"What are you doing...... Zhao Ming took the key and said sourly, "I take the salary of the warehouse manager, and the cleaning uncle will be the friend, do you still have to do the work of a driver and a cook?" ”

"A driver who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good warehouse manager." Mu Xuanxuan's heart was crooked, "You either hurry up and get things done, or you resign quickly." ”

"Oil money, oil money." Zhao Ming stretched out his hand at Mu Xuanxuan pitifully.

"Didn't I give you five hundred yesterday?" Mu Xuanxuan squinted at him, dead miser, do you think the capitalist's money is really so easy to make?

"I've bought all the mattresses and quilts, hoho! Can you give some more home? First a thousand, a thousand! Zhao Ming stretched out her hand like a little daughter-in-law, smiling flattering and flattering, "I only have ten yuan on me." ”

After that, Zhao Ming took out all his trouser pockets very rustically and turned them into turned goldfish eyes, "Look, it's really only ten yuan, and you can't even buy a pound of ribs."

Mu Xuanxuan hated it so much, she really couldn't stand this guy, and if she continued to deal with him, I would become a silk girl!

So President Mu Da found out that he was rich and threw Zhao Ming a thousand yuan, "I lent it to you!" ”

Zhao Ming's eyes lit up when he took the money, licked his hand in his mouth and counted them one by one, "It's all old husbands and wives, what else do you say to borrow, it hurts your feelings!" How about adding vegetables to make up for you in the evening, how about a stewed bullwhip? ”

"......" Mu Xuanxuan's face suddenly swollen red, "Get out!" ”

Zhao Ming hummed and smiled like a bad guy without a temper, "Wife bye-bye, I'll pick you up from work later!" With that, he opened the door and slipped quickly.

"You! ......" Mu Xuanxuan raised a signature pen and almost flew out. I pondered, no, I was coaxed by that dead miser for a thousand yuan! …… That bastard won't really buy cows, cows or anything to stew, right?

Mu Xuanxuan hurriedly sent another text message to Zhao Ming, "Don't buy that, what's the cow!" ”

"Huh", Zhao Ming replied with one word, Mu Xuanxuan hated so much that she wanted to drop her phone. This guy is dead and obscene, and any word he says can make me angry...... I was born to rush with eight characters, I'm really angry!

The two guys from the personnel department met Zhao Ming in the corridor, and when they saw that he was not repaired by Mu Zetian, he walked out of the president's office refreshed and swaggering, and they were all puzzled.

Zhao Ming smiled very generously and unschemingly, "I knew that I would have asked everyone to go and make a fortune together." Do some hygiene, and send a thousand miles! ”

"Bragging, not drafting!" The two guys were dismissive.

Zhao Ming took out a stack of tickets and patted it in his hand, "Look, the new red version!" ”

This Nima can too!

The two guys looked at Zhao Ming with extremely red eyes, and really wanted to go to the president's office and knock on the door to ask, President Mu still has hygiene to clean. But they really don't have the guts.

Soon, a new bloody couplet began to circulate in the personnel department:

Then the Emperor of Heaven broke the heavens and was merciful, and the rats returned to the cave and rewarded the silver thousand taels;

The sling man, the dog shit, the pie smashes his head, and the sky is not allowed to pick up half a month's salary in vain.

Horizontal criticism: We also need to do hygiene!

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