Chapter 154: Five Cents

Shame on you! This is the war or the meal, people often say that the gun is sharpened in battle, we are good, go directly to the battle to hand over the gun that others have already sharpened...

After all, they are all brave soldiers, how can they bear this anger, in a burst of nonsense, I heard eighteen heroes say in a mess: "I want to use a hammer, why do you use a knife to fight me?" "Hey, you're going to change the stick."

Ten minutes later, the first batch of Jin generals basically went back empty-handed, the heroes each handed over three or four weapons, and began to divide the spoils, Pei Yuanqing grabbed a few guys and shouted: "Whoever has a hammer, I'll exchange it with him." Shan Xiongxin hurriedly said: "I have this, and you have your mace for me." ”…

The Jin army is still brave, among which there are really many sticks and hammers, and the heroes have gained a lot, and each of them has obtained almost satisfactory weapons, and they all come back with a smile.

When calm was restored before the battle, the Jin soldiers and Jin generals looked at each other with crooked noses and mouths, and their deputy commander Mu Han Tie blushed, turned his horse and walked a few steps forward, and shouted: "Let your lord come out and speak." ”

I saw that no one was paying attention to him, so I stepped forward and said, "What's the matter?" ”

Mu Han said angrily: "Who are you? ”

I smiled and said, "The ingredients are more complicated, so I can't tell you clearly for a while, but our soldiers and horses in Liangshan have arrived as scheduled." ”

Sticky Han snorted and said, "Okay, I'll go and ask the boss to wipe you out in one fell swoop!" I waved my hand and said, "Do you dare to wait for us for a few days, our men and horses have not yet been assembled, this is only less than one percent." ”

Sticky Han smiled angrily: "It's less than one percent." Since our manager has made an appointment with you for 10 days. Then we will wait for you for another 7 days, and after 7 days, I will personally lead the troops to fight you to the death! ”

I guess Sticky Han would definitely not say that if I didn't lie to him, with 250,000 horses, he said that it was less than 10%, so naturally no one would believe it. And the new defeat of the Jin army happened to take time to go back and re-boost morale, so Mu Han dared to agree to the 7-day period without authorization.

Sticky Han was about to return to the camp with his troops, and I said, "Do you have to fight?" You go back and let your handsome release my daughter-in-law and Master Li, how about our two families fight? "The 2.75 million people haven't moved yet, and it's still too late to collect the troops.

Sticky Han didn't look back, and went back to the camp in a huff.

The next thing is to wait. After 12 o'clock this evening, I have to wait for Liu Lao Liu to give me the military order. My 8 million (purportedly) army will be able to arrive.

At half past 11 o'clock in the evening, Liu Lao Liu still did not move, I was restless, and waited for more than ten minutes, I couldn't help but call the phone anymore, listening to the sound Liu Lao Liu seemed to be eating, and occasionally there was a movement of smoking, the TV sound was very loud, and there were bursts of laughter and applause from time to time. Probably watching a cross talk sketch or something like that, I hurriedly said: "I still have the heart to drink, what is the password?" ”

Liu Laoliu said blankly: "What password?" ”

"Soldier's Command!"

Liu Laoliu patted his head: "I almost forgot." ”

I'm speechless...

Liu Laoliu asked He Tiandou: "What is our password?" ”

He Tiandou: "Isn't it set yet?" ”

Liu Lao Liu: "Then set up one?" ”

He Tiandou: "Well, set up something that is not easy to crack, don't let the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty run to the Three Kingdoms." ”

Liu Lao Liu: "Then what is it?" ”

At this time, I heard a sketch actor on TV shouting at the top of his voice: "Five cents." Not a dollar for sale! ”

Liu Lao Liu suddenly had an idea. He said to me, "The password is five cents, and this is the password for the entrance." Wait until the Song Dynasty and shout that you won't sell it for a dollar, remember, this is a local channel, and you can't go anywhere else except the Song Dynasty. ”

Five cents, not a dollar is not sold... It's so profound!

After hanging up the phone, I saw that the time was almost up, so I started talking to various dynasties, and I shouted hoarsely: "The password is five cents, and it is not sold for a dollar!" Hurry up, send your troops quickly! ”

Earlier, I had already placed a signal booster in Xiang Yuna and Tang Dynasty, and except for Qin Shi Huang, who had a hard time talking to Qin Shi Huang, everyone else received the password smoothly.

This night is destined to be an unpeaceful night, 8 million (claimed) troops are waiting for the opportunity, 250,000 Qin troops are on a long journey, 300,000 Chu troops are traveling day and night, 600,000 Tang troops are hideous in armor, 600,000 Song troops have been breathing with us, 300,000 Mongolian cavalry have also been assembled and ready to go, and finally 700,000 Ming troops set off from Nanjing, the capital of the current Ming Dynasty...

The night before the great change was calm again, the huge Jin Army joint venture and Liangshan confronted each other in peace, to be honest, I was a little bottomless in my heart, the military operation of millions of people, who knows what accidents will happen halfway, just with this "five cents" is really hanging! But looking at the Jin army, they are full of certainty, 800,000 against 250,000, they need just a reasonable battle plan to defeat us.

At more than 3 o'clock in the morning, the western part of the Jin army joint camp suddenly appeared in a different color, faintly there was the sound of weapons bumping and horses' hooves, at 5 o'clock in the morning, the spies of Liangshan and the scouts of the Jin army found almost at the same time: in that direction there was already a 600,000 army assembled, but by looking at the color of the uniform, it was impossible to identify which country's army, neither Western Xia, nor Tubo, let alone Dali. It has never been possible to judge the direction of the country, and there is no way to find a strong country in the west that can send 600,000 troops...

The Jin army, who didn't know the details, was naturally very flustered, which can be seen from the sudden clarity of their camp, and I was not much better than them, although I knew that it was rescued, but I didn't understand who came first, this is like many friends have promised to lend you money, and you can't tell who sent it for a while after you have a huge amount of money in your account.

Qin Qiong took the map and studied it for a long time, and said with a smile: "It should be that my soldiers from the Tang Dynasty have arrived, so I'll go around and take a look." ”

I plugged a mobile phone into his breastplate and settled: "Second brother, if it is really our team, it will be hard for you to lead the army, but you must remember one thing, surround but not fight, Jin Bing will come to harass them and give them a little hardship, and then wait for everyone to arrive." ”

Qin Qiong said: "In this case, it is best to be able to set up a formation..."As he spoke, his eyes swept towards Ding Yanping, if you want to say that you can set up a formation, the long snake formation of Dingyan Pingdi made the people of Wagang suffer a lot back then, and that is the expert here. Luo Cheng understood, and affectionately pulled Ding Yanping and said, "Godfather, this will have to bother your old man to put that long snake array again." ”

Ding Yanping shook him off and said, "Do you still need me to swing, aren't you all going to break?" ”

Luo Cheng smiled and said, "Isn't that your teaching good?" ”

Everyone laughed, everyone knew that Luo Cheng was a beautiful yin to Lao Ding, and from his mouth he took out the secret of breaking the long snake formation and breaking the double gun with a single gun, but when it came to setting up a formation, Lao Ding was still the best choice.

Ding Yanping heard that there were 600,000 people at his mercy, and he was also eager to try, just borrowing the slope to get off the donkey, the old man said loudly: "It takes a few fierce generals to set up a formation, who will follow me?" ”

The bandits in Liangshan couldn't hold back any longer, and scrambled to say, "I'll go, I'll go." ”

A large crowd shouted and rushed out.

Eighteen good men followed Qin Qiong halfway, Yuwen Chengdu and Yang Lin and others stayed on my side, I looked at it, and saw that Wei Chi Jingde didn't leave, this is Xingtang's team, I said curiously: "Brother Gong, why didn't you go?" ”

Wei Chigong reluctantly smiled: "There is Shubao over there alone, which is enough to deal with." ”

I thought about it and suddenly realized that Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong are both marshal's materials, in fact, if you want to say that Wei Chigong is more mature in terms of strategy, it's just that Qin Qiong is popular, so he has always been the boss, and Wei Chigong will inevitably be embarrassed over there, so I comforted him: "It's just right, when Zhu Yuanzhang's people come, you can help me take it." ”

Wei Chigong nodded with satisfaction.

Qin Qiong and the others set off in the morning, and they didn't call back until noon, and Marshal Qin, who was back in charge of the army, said heroically: "It is indeed our Tang Dynasty's soldiers and horses, I have already given Jin Wushu a war letter, we can't fight without declaring it, and we can give him a deterrent." ”

I said, "Uh-huh, yes." ”

For the Jin army that suddenly and inexplicably had more than 60,000 enemies, it can be seen that they do feel the pressure, from our point of view, we can see that a large part of the people and horses in the Jin army camp are moving westward, Liangshan is due east of them, and the Tang army is due west of them, if we are now sandwiched on both sides, the Jin army will be very passive, but the Jin Wushu is really not simple, and I don't know how to do the work, the Jin soldiers seem to be in a stable mood, but they are not busy yet.

In the afternoon, I received a letter of surrender from the Jin army, of course, there was no real hope for the Jin Wushu at this time, this was nothing more than a means to demoralize the enemy.

The letter said that the demise of the weak Song Dynasty was a foregone conclusion, and that we should not go against the sky and arm a group of rabble and innocent peasants to make a senseless stubborn resistance.

I'm very angry, I don't understand why the kid surnamed Wan (Yan) grabbed the word peasant and didn't let go, what's wrong with the peasants, which of the most ferocious teams in history is not filled by peasants? Besides, he can still say that he can describe Liangshan like this, so it is reasonable to say that Tang Jun's equipment is gorgeous and pragmatic, although it has passed a few hundred years, it can definitely be regarded as one of the best luxury configurations in the world at that time.

In the evening, the wind was surging in the north, and when the night fell again, the Liangshan spy Pegasus reported: "A large number of unknown armed forces suddenly appeared 20 miles away in the north, and the number was about 30,000. ”

Wu Yong judged the direction and said firmly: "It's a Mongolian." ”

I smiled and said, "Didn't the golden vulture think that we were farmers, now it's okay, the herdsmen are also here." ”