In the boys' dormitory, I was sleeping in the dormitory, and I rolled over in bed, half asleep. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info as if a ghost was pressing, his arms, legs and feet did not obey the call, and his mind was groggy and had nightmares. This dream seems to have haunted me for a whole night, in the dream, Ministry Yue'e found out that I had an improper relationship with Yan Wanru, Yuan Yazhen, Xi Mansha, Jiang Yan and others, and immediately, Aunt Gao chased me behind my ass with a big kitchen knife, Yan Wanru and the four of them also carried a noodle pin, chicken feathers fell off, and chased after me reluctantly.

"Mirror!"

The picture flashed, and my vision gradually blurred, and after rubbing my eyes, I realized that Jiang Yan had caught up with me.

I immediately raised my hand to forgiveness and shouted, "I won't dare next time, really." Yanyan, I know you still have feelings for me, quick, help me block them, don't let her chase me again, I'll go first, go first. "I know it's unjust, but I can't help it. It's a matter of life, and a woman's anger is not blown. Yeon-yeon has always been righteous, she should be able to help me, right?

After leaving this sentence, I raised my legs and wanted to run forward, but the net took a few steps, but I noticed that something was wrong, and looked left and right, hey, it turned out that I was in a warm quilt, surrounded by white flowers and anime sticker paintings, with One Piece. There is Naruto, I must be a god, and I saw Jiang Yan with a red face, and after being slightly stunned, I secretly said badly, I was actually in the school dormitory, just that, it's a dream!

Jiang Yan, who was standing next to my bed, was flushed. She yelled, "Who has feelings for you?" ”

I just remembered the reckless words just now, my face was hot, and I scratched my hair in embarrassment: "Uh, no. I had a dream, and I didn't know what I was talking about. This, that crawled out, looked suspiciously and asked us what was wrong. It seems that they didn't hear it, so I immediately coughed: "It's okay, it's okay, I said something in my dream, cough cough, Yanyan, why are you here."

"Why can't I come?. Jiang Yan glared at me indignantly for a while, "What kind of dream did you have before?" Say! ”

I have a headache, I think about it day and night, if it weren't for the small collision between Yan Wanru and Yuan Yazhen yesterday, I wouldn't have had such a ridiculous dream. Afraid that Jiang Yan would misunderstand, I quickly explained: "Oops, it's nothing, I'm, well, I dreamed that a few female hooligans wanted to harass me, all with kitchen knives and a noodle pin." ”

"Kitchen knives?" When Jiang Yan heard this, she was so angry that she flew up and kicked on my bed shelf: "Damn!" Then you're going to leave me as a shield? You're still not human, are you? ”

Sun Jialei who woke up from sleep. Hipster smiled: "Mirror, you are so shameless!" ”

"Female hooligan chasing you? How many more?. The waist who got out of bed and wore shoes in an autumn coat also gave me a thumbs up: "This dream has been done, high." It's really high".

Jiang Yan shouted angrily: "He wants women to go crazy." I smiled and hurriedly changed the topic: "Yanyan, you turn your back first, and I'll finish putting on my clothes." ”

Jiang Yan's neck was flushed, but she glanced at me with a big grin: "The net also asked me to block the kitchen knife of the female hooligan for you, what kind of stretch is it now, cut, your little body thinks I love to see it!" Said so, but she still obediently turned her head and looked aside, Jiang Yan wore a fashionable knitted sweater with light-colored slacks today, very youthful and energetic.

Sneaking a glance at her tight little ass, my throat tickled a little.

After washing up, I went downstairs to buy some breakfast, and when I returned to the dormitory, everyone talked while eating.

"Yeon-yeon, how did you get into the boys' dormitory?" I recorded a tea, put an egg in my mouth, and chewed it. The win took too long and the eggs were a little salty. "The old man in the communication room has let you go?.

Jiang Yan, who was biting a fritter, patted her trouser pocket with her wrist. There was a rattling sound of keys colliding together, and when she swallowed this mouthful of food, she smiled proudly: "My aunt has a good relationship with the aunt in the communication room of our women's dormitory, looking at my aunt's face, my aunt secretly gave me a key, it is Jiang Yan who opened the door of the corridor next to your corridor and now lives upstairs with us, but although it is a building, the corridor of the male and female dormitory is not universal, and there is a communication room on both sides."

Sun Xiaolei said to me: "These days when you are away, Nanzi and Cucumber often come to our dormitory to play cards." ”

The waist that wiped his hands with a napkin looked at me: "What are you doing this month?" Absent from class almost every day, our teacher Xi is anxious, and your name is called by the class, or several times. I can only secretly call you while Aunt Jiang Yan is away, if she is at work, there will be no way. ”

After breakfast, Jiang Yan sat with me shoulder to shoulder, smiling and hugging my neck: "I guess the mirror is the object, what do you say?"

Sun Xiaolei was stunned: "Really? ”

Now, I felt that there was nothing to hide, so I nodded and admitted, "I'm married." I've been busy with this for the past two months, uh, keep this matter secret for me first, I don't want too many people to know, and I'll definitely send you a bundle when the wedding banquet is held one day. ”

Sun Xiaolei blinked his eyes blankly. Then he laughed: "Blow, open blow!" ”

The waist pouted: "Are you married?" I've got a baby! ”

"There's no shame in not having a girlfriend.

。 Jiang Yan patted me on the shoulder seriously: "Don't be careful, wait for me to find one for you."

Sun Xiaolei said with a smile: "I said Miss Jiang, you have such an iron relationship with our mirror, why don't you look for yourself in the mirror?" ”

Jiang Yan's face turned red, and she kicked it over lightly or heavily: "Die!" ”

I was going to enjoy the surprised expressions of my classmates, but who would have thought that this would be the result, and this is called a depression in my heart. Rolling my eyes, I didn't bother with them. Also. A person like me who is not good-looking and has an unsociable personality, let alone get married. It's hard to talk about a girlfriend. But thinking about the amazing beauty of Bu Yue'e, I feel more and more that this world is really ridiculous, this is the so-called flowers inserted in cow dung, right?

At eight o'clock, the class bell in the teaching building was officially opened

I pinched my waist and entered the e-commerce class for time. It is said that the class is at 8 o'clock, but in fact, except for the high math teacher and the English teacher, the other teachers have to arrive at about 8:5 every time, and when we enter the classroom, there are only 7788 people, and many of them have not arrived. But the first time I entered the house, I saw Xi Mansha, and Jiang Yan, the aunt, stared at me with a displeased face, not for a while. She got up and walked towards me: "Come out with me." ”

Waist gloated and whispered: "Ask for more blessings, I will take a seat for you." ”

In the corridor, Xi Mansha's soft and weak eyes looked at me reproachfully: "What have you been doing in the past two months?" Why do you come to class every other day? Did you know that sophomore year is critical? Not to mention delaying for dozens of days, even if you listen to it for a day or two, it will be a loss to you, maybe you can't even get a graduation certificate, do you want to repeat a grade? ”

I smiled embarrassedly: "There's something going on at home." ”

"No matter how big things are, you can't delay your studies. Do you know that Mr. Xi's nagging is a number of points.

It wasn't until I was dazed that I changed the subject: "How are you doing lately?" Is heart disease done again? ”

"It's still the same, sometimes good and sometimes bad." Xi Mansha, who had a touch of morbid and melancholy on her face, sighed, "I guess I don't have a few years to live, so you all listen to something, don't always let the teacher worry about it." She has always been a pessimist, and she can't do without the word "death" in a few words, right. I called your home in the morning and asked your parents to come to school today to discuss your academic problems. ”

I sighed and exclaimed, "Teacher, why do you still ask your parents to say this?" ”

Xi Mansha looked at me complainingly: "Who made you absent from school for so long, I called your parents a few days ago to tell you about your situation, it seems that your parents didn't care about it, so they can only invite them to school." Xi Mansha looked at the watch on her wrist and kept the classroom: "It's time for class, you can prepare, and I'll call you when your parents arrive." "I've been in contact with her a few times before, and she also has my mobile phone number.

I was busy playing the favor card: "Teacher, my mother still has to go to work, don't call her here, no matter how accommodating you are, the relationship between the two of us, you can see it."

Xi Mansha blushed and looked around, "What is the relationship between the two of us?" Don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and go to class. I said in my heart, that time you injured your arm and couldn't go to the toilet, or did I take off your pants for you, seeing that Xi Mansha was soft and hard, she didn't eat. I smiled bitterly and went back to the classroom dejectedly, and the depressed expression of the parents who had been invited still hung on my face until noon.

In the school cafeteria.

Ren in our dormitory and several people in Jiang Yan's dormitory were all sitting around a large dining table.

"Yanyan, you beg your aunt for mercy." I didn't have much appetite, so I pulled the food in front of me, and looked at Jiang Yan with a sad face, "If my mother knows that I haven't been in class for so many days, she will beat me when she goes back." "Since my mother didn't call me in the morning, which means that Xi Mansha didn't tell her about my absenteeism, there is still room for things to turn around.

Jiang Yan nodded righteously: "Okay, I'll help you talk about it later, I don't guarantee if it can be done." ”

I was overjoyed, and quickly added two pieces of meat from my plate and threw them into Yeonyan's bowl: "Thank you, thank you, come, eat." ”

The plug at the same table looked at me angrily: "What's the matter?" Two pieces of meat will send our family Yanyan away? Or two pieces of fat! You're going to knock on the door! ”

Cucumber chimeled in: "Yes, last time the campus treasure hunt organized by female hooligans, your piece of Mian'e Moonstone that pressed Zhu Lei down is worth hundreds of thousands, what?" Don't mean it? "The shy pancake buried his head in his meal, and did not mix in our conversation.

Jiang Yan rolled her cucumber eyes: "That time the mirror was to help me, you little gluttonous cat, don't you just want to eat and drink, I'll treat you at night, okay?" ”

Cucumber smiled and scolded: "Gluttonous cat? You're the least qualified person to talk, hee-hee, female rascal. You can't see it, but you're looking in the mirror, right? ”

Jiang Yan patted me the back: "That's." We're good buddies. ”

Nanzi smiled evilly: "Who believes it." ”

"Holy!" Jiang Yan raised her fist viciously: "If you talk nonsense, I can do it!" ”

Nanzi and the cucumber glanced at each other, and she blinked innocently: "What nonsense am I talking about?" Oooh. Did you think it was crooked? ”

"Dead oranges, dead cucumbers, you two have itchy skin, don't you?"

"Me! Look at the two of you! The cucumber suddenly used his chin not far from Nunu, over there, Zhu Lei was with one. The beautiful girl walked this way, holding a stainless steel tray in her hand, and it seemed that she had finished her meal. Cucumber casually skimmed half: "See, that's Zhu Lei's new girlfriend, named Liu Yanzi, a freshman in the freshman, and the one who was shouted by those fools as the school flower of Beixin University of Science and Technology." Cut. What?

The bucket looked at the other end, "The school flower or something must have been privately commented by Zhu Lei's gang, Yanyan got rid of him and made him very faceless, probably because he wanted to fight for face with this method, hum, naïve!" It seems that since the conflict in the campus treasure hunt, Jiang Yan and Zhu Lei haven't even spoken.

Jiang Yan reminded me: "Zhu Lei has a grudge, and I guess I will never forget the day you humiliated him for the rest of my life." ”

The waist cow coaxed angrily: "Afraid of him? Jumping beam ugly! ”

Sun Xiaolei's eyes stared at the girl named Yanzi Liu, "But that freshman girl is really beautiful, I think I have a north with Miss Jiang." ”

Cucumber said indignantly: "What kind of eyes do you have? Can she compare to my family? ”

But I have to admit that Yanzi Liu is indeed very beautiful, her small eyes are crooked like crescents, and she smiles very seductively, just like a little vixen, in terms of appearance, she may be slightly worse than Jiang Yan, but in terms of charm, Jiang Yan, who has always been very aggressive, is a step lower than Yanzi Liu.

When I looked up, Zhu Lei also saw me, and after being stunned, he walked towards us with a smile.

Take a seat at the dining table next to us. Liu Yanzi squinted at Jiang Yan, and after listening to what Zhu Lei said in her ear, she moved her gaze to me again, and a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes. But they didn't talk to us, they ate by themselves, and exchanged words softly from time to time.

After we got out of the cafeteria, Zhu Lei and Liu Yanzi, who were full of food, also followed not far behind.

At this time, several boys from the basketball team ran over: "Leizi, finished eating?" Hey, I'll tell you. Do you know what Liu Dong and I saw at the school gate? A woman, who drives a BMW, oops. Not to mention the looks, I've never seen such a beautiful woman in my life. ”

A few people next to him nodded a little distractedly: "Yes, it's just beautiful to go to grandma's house." ”

Liu Yanzi was slightly unhappy, and coquettishly pulled Zhu Lei's hand.

Zhu Lei smiled proudly: "Is it better than Yanzi?" ”

The man sighed and said, "Anyway, it's better than Jiang Yan." ”

We who passed by them suddenly stopped, Jiang Yan stopped doing it, and glared at them: "You are sick, why are you involved with me, is your aunt familiar with you?" "She's the quintessential powder keg, just a little bit.

Nanzi and the others faced the battle one after another, staring at the basketball team: "Who are you?" Don't look for trouble! ”

Zhu Lei looked at Jiang Yan and the others mockingly, and hugged Liu Yanzi into his arms: "Didn't people just tell a few words of truth, this is unpleasant?" Do you really think you look so pretty? You let everyone judge. Is Jiang Yan good-looking or Yanzi good-looking? ”

Most of the basketball team has a good relationship with Zhu Lei. Hear the words. They all smiled: "Of course your wife is beautiful." ”

"yes, there's no comparison at all."

"If your Yanzi Liu goes to sing. To keep up with the fire, she is more iconic than those celebrities. ”

Liu Yanzi's laughter became thicker and thicker, and Xiao Mei's eyes turned white for a moment. She's a hook. Even Sun Xiaolei and his waist were subconsciously stunned. Seeing the two of them like this, the corners of Yanzi Liu's mouth curled higher.

The orange was angry, and the arm that was dozens of catties was slammed, and he gave the waist and Sun Xiaolei a look respectively: "Look at what!" Two useless things! Is it good for you to learn from Gu Jing? ”

Everybody looked at me.

My face was very calm, and Yanzi Liu's teasing did not affect me at all.

Liu Yanzi grabbed Zhu Lei's arm and looked at me sarcastically: "Tu Lao hat, I haven't seen anyone more humble than you." ”

Jiang Yan was angry all of a sudden, raised her steps and walked towards them, and I pulled Yanyan by the hand. frowned and looked at Yanzi Liu and Zhu Lei: "Are you two full and have nothing to do?" What are you doing here at noon? Think you're the only one who has a girlfriend? ”

Liu Yanzi and Zhu Lei looked at each other and smiled: "Yo." Do you also have an object? ”

After a while, my mother came, and I didn't know how to explain my truancy to her. I was in a worse mood and couldn't help but say a few more words: "Object? My marriage is over, and I got my marriage certificate online last month. Looking at the stunned expressions of the people around me, I stared at Liu Yanzi and said, "Don't keep throwing your little eyes with me, okay?" Compared with my wife, you are so far behind, you don't even have one-tenth of my lover's skills. What's the show? ”

Sun Xiaolei also helped me brag: "Yes, I've seen the mirror wife, you, it's far away." ”

Waist smiled: "That's right, it's almost as high as a few floors." ”

Jiang Yan was more realistic, and looked back in astonishment and asked, "Does the mirror really have an object?" ”

Nanzi quietly dragged her: "You stupid hat, follow the blow." After that, the plug said loudly to the other side: "Yes, wait for the mirror wife to come." I'm going to scare you to death! ”

Zhu Lei and the basketball team laughed, and Liu Yanzi bent over with a smile, covered her stomach and said: "I believe this, with your appearance, your wife will definitely scare us to death." ”

Zhu Lei smiled sarcastically: "Don't just say cool things, you have the ability to let your wife come out." ”

Suddenly, a female voice rippling with thousands of styles flew over: "You called me?" ”

Under the stunned gaze of everyone, a woman stepped down from a BMW that stopped behind at some point.

When I saw her, I was so shocked that my jaw almost dropped!

It's actually Gao Yue!!

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