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"......" Mu Xuanxuan squinted her eyes and looked at Zhao Ming murderously, and looked at it for ten seconds, as if he was the soldier who "went deep behind enemy lines", and now he was captured for the second time.

Zhao Ming was stared at by Mu Xuanxuan a little weakly, put down the chess pieces and laughed dryly, "Okay, after this vote, this special soldier will retire, go home to marry a wife and have a baby, and quit the rivers and lakes, and will never appear again in the future, hohoho!" ”

"He doesn't have a chance to retire." Mu Xuanxuan's ghost claws swooped and dragged the "soldier" to her hand, squinting her eyes and gritting her teeth, "I will first use Xiao Mu Feidao to beat him into the appearance of a comic, and then peel and remove the bones, and those pork ribs are used for stew, steaming, braising and sweet and sour respectively...... Finally, put it in the microwave and burn it and feed it to the dogs! ”

Zhao Ming sat on the pajamon chair and almost overturned, my mother, it's terrible!

Don't offend a woman!

Fortunately, when I was a soldier, I didn't fall into the hands of people like Mu Xuanxuan!

"This plate doesn't count, come again!" Mu Xuanxuan said hatefully, "If you dare to cheat again, you will be deducted from your half-year bonus!" ”

Zhao Ming put on the chess pieces with a dry smile and continued to fight.

As a result, except for the cheating game, Zhao Ming lost three games in a row, and the army was disgraced. The dignified warehouse manager, today is a complete overturned ship in the gutter!

Mu Xuanxuan answered the phone and was about to go out, she clapped her hands beautifully, "Three weeks, you cook, I eat!" ”

"Good men don't fight women." Zhao Ming pursed his lips and snorted, "Let you!" ”

"Oh, whatever you want! Anyway, I'm only focused on results! "Mu Xuanxuan is really rare to be so refreshed, she actually let this arrogant guy eat such a big turtle, and she will have a way to get back to the field in the future.

"Okay, a man's husband is willing to gamble and lose." Zhao Ming slowly cleaned up the chess pieces and said with a smile, "Anyway, it is also appropriate for a husband to support his wife." ”

"Shh Mu Xuanxuan found that her immunity was also escalating in the struggle with Zhao Ming, and she didn't seem to be angry when she heard him say such things again, and said with a cold smile, "You are a bachelor uncle that no one wants, be your cook obediently!" ”

"Cooks also ask for wages and money for dishes." Zhao Ming smiled sheepishly.

"You! ......" Mu Xuanxuan was so depressed that her heart was blocked, "Why are you like this, you said that it was 'free' to cook me for three weeks, free of charge, understand?" Haven't studied? ”

"Yes, I promise that every meal will be green vegetables and radishes with some pickles." Zhao Ming smiled and said, "Okay?" ”

"......" Mu Xuanxuan was speechless, her teeth itched with hatred, this old rascal, he is too cunning!

Zhao Ming said with a smile: "Big capitalist, you can be diligent and thrifty with me and experience the ordinary life of the toiling masses!" ”

"Didn't I give you a thousand yuan a few days ago, and I won't use it to buy vegetables?" Mu Xuanxuan said hatefully, "You took the thousand yuan and only cooked me a few meals, are you gone so soon?" That's more expensive than I eat in a restaurant! ”

Zhao Ming spread his hands innocently, "You can choose to eat in the restaurant meal." A private restaurant opened by a super-notch chef like me just for you. This treatment is higher than that of any five-star and French Western restaurant. A little more expensive is also deserved, right? ”

"......" Mu Xuanxuan took a deep breath, forget it, don't be like this guy! …… Then again, he may be quite short of money, and he has just come to work and has not been paid yet.

Walking back to the living room and picking up the Kun bag, Mu Xuanxuan took out a stack of cash from her wallet and gave it to Zhao Ming, "Here are two thousand yuan to buy vegetables first, and then talk about it when it's gone." ”

"Yo, my wife is getting more and more refreshing for the family now!" Zhao Ming took a mouthful of saliva and counted the money, "If you want to say that I won't go to work, just serve you at home, and say that it's okay to take care of it!" ”

"Shut up!" Mu Xuanxuan really wanted to grab the money, hum, she really shouldn't be too good to this guy! "Haha, I'm rich, go out and play!" Zhao Ming put the money in his pocket, packed up the tables and chairs, and prepared to flash - go to the gym to carry out activities.

Mu Xuanxuan was also about to go out, and when she saw him looking dead, she looked like an old gambler or an old scoop customer who had been poor for a while and suddenly picked up money, how obscene and obscene it was. Mu Xuanxuan suddenly felt heartbroken, I was really a ghost, I obviously won three games and posted 2,000 yuan upside down! …… Look at his cheap money obsession, like I'm a wronged man, I really shouldn't pity him for having no money to spend, and I'm angry!

"Where is the president, let me hitchhike!" Zhao Ming changed his clothes and shouted.

"Think beautifully!" Mu Xuanxuan was about to get into the car, and replied angrily, "Why didn't your girlfriend tell you?" ”

"Huh? Not...... Yes! Zhao Ming was stunned for a moment, could it be that she heard the gossip between me and Liu Xinlan?

"I know you're bragging!" Mu Xuanxuan got into the car happily, "Lan Feiyu invited me to afternoon tea the day before yesterday, and then watched her concert." I said, Mr. Kurakan, you are such a failure, didn't your girlfriend even ask you to go to tea or invite you to her concert? ”

"Ho-ho!" Zhao Ming's old face turned red, and he said with a dry smile, "We usually eat caviar or something when we are in the world of two people, and then she sings a special concert for me alone, or the kind of ** Xiaoyan song you haven't heard, you know!" ”

"Stinky rascals, braggarts!" Mu Xuanxuan rolled her eyes very disdainfully and unladylikely, started the car and left.

Zhao Ming touched his nose, these days, some people don't believe the truth.

……

Liu Xinlan sat in the café with her two best friends, and sent Zhao Ming a lot of micro-messages, but he didn't reply, staring at the phone with a very depressed expression.

"Please follow the first rule of the party, and don't play with your phone alone!" The two girlfriends protested together.

Liu Xinlan had no choice but to put away her mobile phone and said with a smile begging for mercy, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I realize, I pay! ”

Girlfriend Jia is a skinny ponytail-haired girl, just married to an IT man with a good income, who used to be the second oldest in the dormitory, known as the second sister, also called ...... Sister Jing. She said seriously: "I said third sister, is that uncle handsome?" Is it talented? Is it gentlemanly? ”

Liu Xinlan cowered like a suspect on trial, "Not handsome, a broken mouth is very good at talking, demeanor is ......"

"Okay, just look at your expression, that's a strange uncle!" Girlfriend A was speechless, "Eldest sister, the title of the well group will be given to the third sister in the future, anyway, she is two horizontally and vertically!" ”

Best friend B is the oldest eldest sister in the dormitory before, a baby fat slightly chubby girl also wears a pair of glasses, is a university teacher, very collegial pushed the glasses and said solemnly, "Liu Xinlan, does he have a room?" Do you have a car? Rich? Or, is there a senior job title? ”

Liu Xinlan shook her head blankly.

"And what does he have?" The two girlfriends asked in unison.

Liu Xinlan whispered timidly: "He has ...... Wife. ”

"I'll you!"

"Woo, what should I do?" Liu Xinlan screamed pitifully, "Hurry up and save me!" ”

"It's simple, break up." The ponytail girl waved her hand very decisively, "Quickly cut through the mess!" ”

The chubby woman nodded, "It's rare for Sister Jing to say the truth, I seconded it!" ”

"I—I'll think about it!" Liu Xinlan lowered her head bitterly and stirred her coffee.

The phone ticked, Zhao Ming replied to the letter, Liu Xinlan instantly smiled brightly, and replied in a sweet voice, "Why did you take so long to reply?" I've been waiting for a long time, what are you doing? ”

The two best friends fell into speechlessness at the same time, and the black lines on their brains bubbled up, and after talking for a long time, we all worked in vain!

Zhao Ming quickly replied, "I'm about to go to the gym, what are you doing?" ”

"I ...... I'm just idle! Liu Xinlan opened her eyes and said nonsense, and begged for mercy to her two girlfriends as she spoke, "I'll go to the gym too, I haven't been to activities for a while, and I'm going to grow meat!" ”

"Okay, see you at the gym later!"

"Third sister, you actually learned to value color and ignore friends!" The two girlfriends were furious, "Are you trying to escape at the party?" ”

"Two good sisters, forgive me, spare me, forgive me, little sister will invite you to a big meal next time!" Liu Xinlan looked at her two best friends and smirked, "First date, hehe!" I'll go first! ”

"You're hopeless." The ponytail girl looked compassionate, "Are you in a hurry to dedicate yourself?" Twenty-four years of guarding himself like jade, is he about to lose in the hands of a lewd uncle? Tragedy! This is the biggest tragedy in our 603 dormitory! ”

"Hey, don't say it so badly!" Liu Xinlan's face turned red, "It's just going to the gym...... I'll talk to him openly and honestly, right? ”

The chubby woman pushed her glasses, looking very authoritative and professorial, "Go ahead, who didn't love one or two bastards when they were young?" ”

When Liu Xinlan heard it, this is the truth!

"Big sister, I love you to death!" hugged the chubby woman and kissed her fiercely, and Liu Xinlan left happily.

"Big sister, you're pushing her into the fire pit!" The ponytail girl was anxious, "Why are you better than me?" ”

The chubby woman shook her head very calmly, "I said so much before, she was perfunctory with duplicity." In the final analysis, she has always been looking for a psychological accomplice for her next behavior, in fact, the third sister already had an idea in her heart, otherwise how could she recognize what I said in the first place? So, it's useless for us to say anything, she's already stuck in it. If you don't see the Yellow River, you won't die, and if you don't see the coffin, you won't cry, it's about people like her. ”

"Okay!" The ponytail shook her head sadly and sighed, "Then we will be ready to collect the corpse at any time!" ”

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