Mo Xiaohan's opening startled the entire hall. If you want a dish, you need a bottle of old Moutai. The stone lion in front of the Lingxiao Hall doesn't have such a big mouth, right?

Cai Hexiang was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Hey, you're too much to call Hanako, right?" Are you asking for food or robbery? ”

Four classmates came from the capital today, and they haven't seen each other for a long time, so of course Cai Hexiang is very happy. I called my husband directly and was ready to get drunk. Unexpectedly, I met this old beggar who didn't have long eyes.

"Lotus incense." Ren Mingqi hurriedly gave his wife a look and interrupted her words.

Ren Mingqi has been in charge of Tashan for three years and has always been known for his image of being close to the people. Ren Mingqi knows that most of the people here know him. If his wife quarrels with an old beggar in public, it will certainly have a great impact on his reputation in the future.

And since this old man has spoken loudly, he must have something to rely on. There are many strange people in the people, and there are strange people in the rivers and lakes. Since seeing Su Can's medical skills, Ren Mingqi is even more convinced of this sentence.

Cai Hexiang received her husband's eyes, and only then did she come to her senses, although she no longer spoke, she looked at Mo Xiaohan with an angry face.

Ren Mingqi pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said slowly: "Old man, coarse tea and light rice, I can help you settle the bill, but I can't afford Moutai." With a month's salary, I can't buy two bottles of Moutai. ”

"Sir is blessed and long-lived, please be merciful!" Mo Xiaohan grinned, did not let go, stretched out his hand, and continued to beg stubbornly and persistently.

Ren Mingqi read poetry and books, and when he heard this, he became interested. This sentence was originally the bickering words of Qin Shaoyou, a great genius in the Song Dynasty, and his wife, Su Xiaomei, Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei, when they first met.

"How can a beggar be virtuous? Dare to ask for charity? Ren Mingqi said the next sentence and looked at Mo Xiaohan with a smile.

The manager and security guard in the restaurant saw Mo Xiaohan stop Ren Mingqi just now, and they were about to blast him out. Now that the two of them are fighting, and Ren Mingqi is still smiling and demeanor, he stopped and came to see the excitement.

Some of the guests who ate in the hall had seen Ren Mingqi in the news column of the local TV station, and they exchanged words in private for a while, and it didn't take long for everyone to know Ren Mingqi's identity.

The county lord fights beggars, who doesn't want to see this good show?

Many of the guests stood up and stood on tiptoe to see the excitement. What's more, they simply left their seats and walked closer to watch.

"Hahaha......!" Mo Xiaohan burst out laughing and said:

"A hundred years after the old beggar, he will be a little ghost in the Yama Palace, and he will bless Mr. Bless his body like a medicine tree, and he will not be invaded by all diseases!"

"Since Mr. Ben is one year old, Sanqing has bowed down to Lao Jun, no matter how much the beggar spits lotus flowers, he has nothing to give!"

Ren Mingqi saw that this old beggar was fun, so he made up his mind to make it difficult for him, and by the way, he dragged a text to show his level. So I don't want to think about it, and I don't give an inch to the exports.

"Okay!" The hall erupted in applause.

"Mr. Ren is so eloquent!"

"Mr. Ren has a level, which is the blessing of our Tashan!"

“……”

To tell the truth, Ren Mingqi's eagerness is indeed admirable, and the current hall is full of sycophants and rave reviews. Only Su Can secretly complained bitterly, burying his head and not daring to say a word.

Ren Mingqi smiled like a spring breeze, hugged the fist group and greeted, which can be regarded as thanking everyone for their support.

Cai Hexiang stood behind Ren Mingqi and smiled brightly. Today, my husband fought the old beggar in front of everyone, won the applause of the house and everyone was convinced, and he was in front of his classmates, but he had a lot of face.

"Good! Good! Good! ”

Mo Xiaohan also applauded and laughed, took two steps back up the stairs, stood higher, and said to the surroundings: "Everyone, my old beggar is not begging for food from this gentleman today, but here to collect the account. Paying off debts is a matter of course, right? ”

Accounts receivable? In the hall, everyone was stunned.

Ren Mingqi was even more heartbroken. He saw that the old beggar's eyes were bright and he spoke loudly, but he was afraid that he might really be a person from the rivers and lakes. Jianghu people collect accounts, I don't know whether to collect a leg or an arm?

If I had known, I wouldn't have quarreled with you, Ren Mingqi regretted it a little in his heart. But after thinking about it, I don't understand, what did I offend this person, and he wants to collect the account with me today?

The hall was silent, and everyone looked at Mo Xiaohan and Ren Mingqi.

At this time, Su Can could sneak out while people were not paying attention. But he also wanted to see if Mo Xiaohan was more powerful in this contest, or Ren Mingqi was smarter.

Of course, Ren Mingqi won the best, and in the future, Mo Xiaohan, an old guy, would not dare to brag in front of him.

"I don't know what the old man said, what's going on?" Ren Mingqi was in front of everyone, of course, he couldn't compromise on this.

Mo Xiaohan smiled: "Mr. is a scholar, right?" Know the words, right? All the scholars in the world owe me money to my old beggar. ”

"I see." Ren Mingqi breathed a sigh in his heart and said, "I'm a scholar. But everyone who reads money owes you, where to start? Please also ask the elderly to make it clear. ”

"Hey, hey!" Mo Xiaohan high-fived, signaled everyone to be quiet, and said, "If my old beggar tells the truth, I want two dishes and a bottle of wine, you can't rely on the debt!" ”

Ren Mingqi looked around and said helplessly: "Okay, as long as what you say is reasonable, I will never be bad!" ”

"Ahem!" Mo Xiaohan cleared his throat and said loudly:

"I think back then, the ancestor of your scholars, Kong Lao Er, took his disciples around the world, and suddenly broke the rice on the way, so he sent his disciple Yan back to borrow rice.

Yan Hui saw a thatched hut on the side of the road, so he stepped forward to ask for help. In that hut lived Fan Dan, the ancestor of our beggars. Our ancestor said to Yan Hui: 'Two questions, answer them and there will be rice.' First, what is more and what is less in the world? ’

Yan Hui replied, 'There are many stones in the world, and there are few beautiful jades. ’

My grandfather asked again, 'What is easy and what is difficult in the world?' ’

Yan Hui replied again: "It's easy to study, but it's hard to be an official. ’

My grandfather beat Yan Hui with a bamboo stick and asked him to go back and ask Confucius. Confucius replied to Yan; You said, there are many villains in the world, and there are few gentlemen, and it is easy to borrow rice and difficult to repay rice. ’

Yan Hui said this, and my grandfather gave him a bag of millet.

Your ancestor is also a saint, and Chrysostom said that it is really easy to borrow rice and difficult to repay rice. Confucius took his disciples to eat the bag of rice for three years without eating. Later, when Confucius developed, he thought about returning rice. But the rice of the entire Lu country, all added up, did not fill the original bag.

So your grandfather consulted with my grandfather: 'Let my disciples and grandchildren pay back the rice that is still lacking.' ’

My grandfather asked, 'My disciples, how will I recognize your disciples and grandchildren in the future?' ’

Your grandfather said: 'Anyone who reads, reads, or becomes an official is my disciple or grandson. ’”

Speaking of this, Mo Xiaohan paused for a moment and said, "You say, my old beggar is looking for you to collect the bill, right?" ”

Ren Mingqi couldn't cry or laugh, this is not pure nonsense! He groaned slightly: "This is just your side of the story, let me ask you, is there a record of this matter?" Out of that book? ”

"Yikes!" Mo Xiaohan pretended to be shocked and said, "You don't want to repay the debt, do you?" Lü's Spring and Autumn Period wrote very clearly: 'Confucius is as poor as Chen Cai, and he does not pour quinoa soup, and he does not taste grains for seven days. Day and night, Yan Hui Suomi, and got it...... 'That's what I'm talking about, I don't believe you go to the book.' ”

Ren Mingqi saw that the old beggar quoted the scriptures and had a lot of words, and he was even more surprised in his heart, and he was stunned, opened his mouth, and had no words to answer.

Mo Xiaohan smiled coldly and said, "I also asked you, 'If you don't have crops, you won't take 30 billion yuan?'" Don't hunt or hunt, Hu Zhanerting has a county specialty? 'Which book is this quote from?' ”

Ren Mingqi was like being struck by lightning, his face was like white paper, and sweat was like rain. The old beggar quoted these two sentences to satirize that he did not work hard or hard, but he could not enjoy enough wine and food every day, and it was also an expression of his own emotions about the inequality between the rich and the poor.

Mo Xiaohan is old and sophisticated, and from the cheers and discussions of the people just now, he already knows Ren Mingqi's identity. If it weren't for Ren Mingqi's politeness, today, he might not have said something unpleasant.

In the hall, almost everyone felt the chill in Mo Xiaohan's words, and for a while, no one spoke quietly.

Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Mo Xiaohan sighed and sighed, and out of nowhere, he felt an allegro and sang it:

"Confucius has no food and is trapped Chen Caina, thanks to our Fan Dan ancestor to help him with food. I borrowed you to eat, I borrowed you to wear, I borrowed the mountains of rice and the mountains of noodles, and I haven't paid them back until now......"

In the hoarse and vicissitudes of singing, a crisp female voice suddenly said: "What this Confucius said is really good, there are many villains in the world and few gentlemen!" The scholars also used to be in debt. ”

Everyone looked at the voice, and there were two more women in the hall at some point, one was seventeen or eighteen years old, slim, and the other was twenty-seven or eighteen, showing off their flowers.

It was this girl who spoke just now.

The young woman next to her snorted and took over: "Sister Xue'er, what's so strange about this." The righteousness is mostly from the slaughter of dogs, and the negative heart is mostly a scholar! ”

The two women sang and harmonized, pronouncing words clearly and with crisp voices, and Mo Xiaohan's singing voice was even more sad. The room full of people looked at Ren Mingqi with a kind of expectation on their faces.

Ren Mingqi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to the lobby manager: "Take a bottle of Moutai Laojiao for this old man, and in addition, add two dishes according to his request." I pay. ”

"Sir, good people have good rewards, and the days to come will be higher and higher!" According to the rules of the beggar gang, Mo Xiaohan hurriedly stepped forward to thank him.

There was another round of applause and noise in the hall: "Okay, Mr. Ren cherishes the old and pities the poor, and is our example!" ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Ren Mingqi waved his hand, smiled awkwardly, and walked quickly upstairs. He knew that he had already lost this battle. It's just that everyone took care of his face and forged a win-win ending.

"Silly son, there is Moutai!" Mo Xiaohan took the Moutai handed over on the counter and turned around and walked to his seat.

"Hey, ...... Su, hey, stupid son, where have you been?"

On the seat, Su Can's figure had long since disappeared.

Mo Xiaohan bowed to the guests and said, "I'm sorry everyone, my stupid son, once he is full, he runs around, and he doesn't even say thank you." I'm really sorry. ”

PS: There are two shifts today, more than 7,000 words, and one shift in the evening. "Beggar" continues to set up bowls, begging for collections, asking for recommendations, and begging for ...... Tipping. Thanks thanks.......

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