In the laughter of everyone, my first large-scale customer internal meeting began, this meeting, the celebrities and heroes of various fields and dynasties were basically present, although Liu Bang, Li Shishi, Guan Yu, Li Bai and Liu Xia were not present for special reasons, but the scale has been unprecedented. As for Qin Hui, although he was only half a step away from us, out of consideration for stability and harmony, I didn't dare to inform him - Xu Delong and his two warriors were sitting below in a standard military posture.

Before the meeting began, there were already many people who informed each other of their names, and the venue was full of "Yo, it turns out that you are **", "Ah, I admire you the most in my life" and other compliments, typical is that the holy hand scholar Xiao Rang held Wang Xizhi's hand and did not let go, and An Daoquan followed Bian Que and Hua Tuo respectfully.

I cleared my throat and looked at the commotion below, I really shouldn't have started anywhere. Finally, I grabbed the microphone and fed it twice, and it began to gradually quiet down, and I was a little embarrassed to say to the full house...... Shall we say it by dynasty, or in the order in which we came to this? ”

Zhang Shun shouted: "In what order, let's talk from the front row to the back, and Xiaoqiang will add after introducing himself." People echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, there is no order for everyone to get together, just start from the front row." ”

I thought about it, so I said, "Then let's talk about it one by one, and everyone should not care about the front and back of this era." People said yes.

I looked at the first one in the front row, and I couldn't help crying and laughing - the first one was Zhao Baimian, in fact, I had seen him a long time ago, but I didn't want him to avoid it, first, he would definitely not be able to stay if he wanted to leave, and secondly, what secrets could he reveal as a fool?

I pointed at Zhao Bai's face and said uncomfortably: "That...... This is my neighbor, he doesn't count, the next one, you say. ”

I didn't know that Zhao Bai's face was usually muddy, but he would understand, but I saw him slowly stand up, turn around and say, "You can just call me Xiao Zhao." Then he sat down, and when everyone was inexplicable, Zhao Bai's face suddenly grinned, and he slapped Jing Ke and the two of them to celebrate, like a pair of mischievous children. The audience was suddenly petrified......

I leaned on the table and said weakly, "Kezi, it's your turn." ”

Jing Ke heard me call him, and hurriedly motioned for Zhao Bai's face to sit down, adjusted his expression and stood up and said, "I'm Jing Ke." There was a low "wow-" from the audience, Jing Ke's identity was only known to the heroes who had played the game and stayed with him, and other people like the Four Heavenly Kings Fang Zhenjiang and the old masters didn't know him, and he didn't think that this was just a nobody who had crossed over, but he didn't expect it to be the first killer in the ages, and he couldn't help but be a little **, the second fool smiled after sitting down, and Zhao Bai slapped his face to face to celebrate......

Yan Zhenqing lay on the table and explored Haiti across the mountains and shook hands with Jing Ke: "Jing Zhuangshi, you are fortunate to have three lives!" Wang Xizhi and Liu Gongquan seemed to want to come over and talk to Jing Ke, so I hurriedly said: "Pay attention to the order of the conference, and if you want to chat privately, wait until the meeting is dismissed." "This literati are powerless, but they yearn for the deeds of these assassins and killers, and have done many chapters, from Sima Qian to Li Bai, they have written works praising such people, on the contrary, they mostly have a contradictory mood of seven points of hatred and three points of love for the emperor.

Originally, I should have said a few words, but this statement inevitably mentioned the contradiction between him and the fat man, anyway, everyone knew him, so I said, "Next." ”

Sitting next to Jing Ke was Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu stood up and reported his name concisely: "Xiang Ji, Zi Yu." There were more people who knew him, and everyone applauded warmly, expressing their respect for the overlord, only Su Wu snorted coldly.

The next one is Mulan, Mulan turned around and hugged her fist neatly, and said crisply: "My name is Mulan, it's a pleasure to meet everyone." There was another warm applause, Hu Sanniang and Xiuxiu's faces were full of admiration, and they worked very hard. I smiled and said, "It seems that everyone knows that this one is in the army, and the next one is ......."

Before I finished speaking, Bian Que said dissatisfiedly: "Everyone knows something, why don't I know?" And what did Jing Ke and Xiang Yu do just now? When you take your father to join the army, do you take your father to join the army? ”

As soon as Hu Sanniang heard that someone dared to be disrespectful to Mulan, she was immediately unhappy: "People carry their fathers to school, you can take your father to join the army - you also want to move China?" You can figure it out! Then he said to the person next to him, "Who is that old man, it's so annoying!" ”

This has to blame me, I just think that Mulan's joining the army on behalf of her father is a beautiful talk for the ages, but I ignore one point: there are more than one of my customers.

And I also know that although Bian Que, the old man, is a little arrogant, he doesn't care who doesn't pay attention to him, he is purely curious, he just wants to know, this is also related to his spirit of inquiring as a doctor, and it is an academic consideration.

I hurriedly told the allusion of Hua Mulan's father's military service in detail, and finally said: "Sister Mulan has suffered a lot in the past 12 years, and in the end she has a stomach problem, and she will have to ask Doctor Bian to take a look at it later." ”

Bian Que was very excited after hearing Mulan's deeds, stood up and said, "Girl, if I can't heal you, you won't have the face to see people anymore." Hua Tuo echoed: "If you can't do it, you can still have surgery." An Daoquan hurriedly said: "Don't blame me for being presumptuous, two seniors, I have been a doctor in the army for a long time, and I am still a little sure of this kind of illness." Bian Que groaned: "Let's show the three of us to the girl in a while, in short, the main thing is to cure the disease." "The consultation plan of these three famous doctors for Hua Mulan has been decided.

Hua Mulan smiled: "Thank you." ”

Hu Sanniang glanced back and muttered, "I didn't expect the old man to be a doctor." ”

Bian Que sat behind Hu Sanniang and said, "Girl, you have a bad temper. ”

Hu Sanniang said: "My temper has always been bad, and it's not been a year or two. ”

Bian Que said: "I'm talking about spleen and qi, not temper. ”

Hu Sanniang: "......"

Hua Mulan was surrounded by Ying Fat, and I raised my voice and said: "And this is the first generation of emperors in our Chinese history, Qin Shi Huang, Brother Ying!" ”

There was another low shout, Xiuxiu covered her mouth and exclaimed: "Qin Shihuang is a fat man? Hua Rong pulled her: "Be quiet, let people hear." ”

But everyone had already heard it, Brother Ying stood up and looked at the little couple, pointed at Hua Rong and said with a smile to Xiuxiu: "When he reaches the age of hungry (me), you can look at it, crooked (that) hungry was also a broken (handsome) guy." Everyone laughed, and Xiuxiu embarrassedly pinned her face to Hua Rong's arms.

Yan Zhenqing was sitting next to Qin Shi Huang, he didn't expect that this fat man was the first emperor of the ages, and he was shaking hands with Jing Ke excitedly just now, so Lao Yan smiled at Qin Shi Huang a little embarrassed, and the fat man didn't go to his heart at all, grabbed Lao Yan's hand and pulled it.

Then I will continue to introduce, after introducing Yan Zhenqing, the next is Wu Sangui, now I am a little embarrassed, this old man is notorious, and there is no shortage of people who are familiar with history in the current venue, Li Tianyan and Pang Wanchun are intellectuals, even if Wang Yin and Baojin are workers, I am afraid they have all heard of the notoriety of the Han Dynasty annihilating Wu Sangui, I got along with Lao Wu for a few days, and I think he is not bad in himself, but sometimes he is a little extreme, and his surname is also a little contradictory, what he has done, if you want to count him face to face, he will never compromise, But you have to hang him out and let him go on his own, and I regret it, so I don't want to embarrass him too much.

I said with a sloppy look, "This ...... It's our third brother, hehe, for the sake of his beloved woman, he took hundreds of thousands of brothers and a person surnamed Li to fight for a long time. ”

Sure enough, under the sensation of the crowd, the four heavenly kings gathered together and wondered: "Could this be Wu Sangui?" ”

Wu Sangui stood up and said loudly: "The old man is Wu Sangui, who rebelled against Li for Chen Yuanyuan, and later surrendered to the Qing Dynasty and opposed the Qing Dynasty, more than 100,000 people died because of me, and the Manchurians entered the customs because of me. ”

Wang Yin glanced at him and said, "We didn't say anything about you, why are you shouting so loudly?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Don't get excited, don't get excited, don't talk about the past, no one in history is missing from you here is not what we are now, and we may not be where we are today -- I mean those born after the 20th century." ”

Fang Zhenjiang nodded and said, "Yes, Tong Yuan is a Manchu." ”

Hu Sanniang listened leisurely, grabbed the back of the chair in the front row and shouted at Wu Sangui: "Brother Wu, you are so cool, I support you!" Wu Sangui smiled at her.

I'm speechless, Lao Wu seems to have been quite popular with women because of Chen Yuanyuan's affairs, from Mulan to Hu Sanniang, even if Xiuxiu, who has undergone so many years of step-by-step ideological and moral education since childhood, looks at Wu Sangui's eyes are very kind, this woman is really an animal with a surname, as long as you are good to her, she doesn't care who you betrayed and what bad things you did.

The next introduction is much smoother, the rest of the people are either Confucians or heroes, the most important thing is that there are no sensitive people, but even so, the venue is still interrupted by everyone's exclamations and applause from time to time, the predecessors of celebrities are generally sought after by future generations of customers, and of course they themselves have those juniors who are later to flatter, as far as Xiuxiu and I are the most pitiful, people here are either thousands or hundreds of years old, even those born in the 70s have their own other identities, we only have a breathtaking share.

The last person to introduce himself was Su Wu, the old man sat in the corner of the last row very consciously, wearing a big cotton jacket and holding his stick, Su Hou Ye does not like to communicate with people, since he came, he has also talked to someone, and Su Hou Ye is too tasteful, Su Mala Gu does not come at all, no one can stay with him for more than 5 minutes, although people have expressed their admiration for his integrity.

The conference has been going on and off for nearly three hours, and in the end everyone is still unsatisfied, it is not easy for these people to get together, even if they have other friends in this society, they can't talk so freely, I said, "Shall we send a representative up and say a few words?" ”

People look at me, I look at you, they are all a little embarrassed, and finally they laugh and grin at each other, Fang La said: "What do you let them say?" Although he has recovered the memories of his past life, he still considers himself a modern person.

I said, "It's okay to say anything, it's better to talk about how to get along with the current people, you can't stay in school all year round, even if you stay in school, you have to deal with others, by the way, I have to remind those who have just come back from Singapore, from tomorrow onwards we have to step up the teaching of the children, after all, this is the school, and the old men who write and paint, don't worry about yourself, teach our children, the things that have been passed down from you are now about to be lost, If this continues, no one will appreciate your work. ”

The old men listened in a cold sweat and nodded their heads again and again.

I glanced down, and immediately saw Li Jingshui, this kid was dressed like a wolf with a big tail sitting there in a military posture, I pointed at him: "Li Jingshui, come up and say a few words." ”

Li Jingshui was stunned: "Why me?" ”

I said, "You kid dress better than me, who do you choose in the 21st century?" ”

Li Jingshui didn't prevaricate much, strode up to the podium, and when he passed by me, I whispered to him: "Tell me something about my experience, I have to make the newcomer feel like he has a head." ”

Li Jingshui stood on the podium and looked down, his eyes burned, and he said slowly: "When I first came, I felt the same as you, feeling confused, lost, and at a loss, my eyes were full of strangeness, I seemed to have been abandoned by everyone, it's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing fast......"

I listened to his meaning for a while and a half, so I sat down and took the opportunity to drink a few sips of water, I really haven't been on the podium for so long and said so many words, I didn't think that I would do the work that Master Li did earlier, I drank tea, looked back at my customers who were full of pits and valleys, and a sense of satisfaction arose, it was nothing to call brothers and sisters with the emperor and bandits, the difficult thing was to let Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke sit together, let the heroes of Liangshan and the four heavenly kings of Fang La have a meeting at the same time, and it is even more difficult: I still sit in the first row......

These people now know each other, whether they have heard of each other before or not, whether they started talking about their own business, Yan Zhenqing took the opportunity to ask for a long time about the scene of the second fool, Wu Daozi took a small book and listened and drew while listening, probably wanting to restore the real situation at that time for painting.

However, most people were still attracted by Li Jingshui's speech, originally he also crossed over, many experiences and ideas are similar to those present, often a sentence can cause everyone to smile, and finally Li Jingshui said impassionedly: "...... Therefore, we must not give up, we must not be discouraged, since we have chosen ourselves, we must catch up and achieve better results, I believe that - the world will change again because of us, thank you! ”

There was thunderous applause below, and many people stood up excitedly, and even Xiang Yu said to me: "This young man is really good." ”

I said "um", clapped and said, "This kid, I said that eighty percent of my son had done pyramid schemes some time ago. ”

(To be continued)