Chapter 113: Fat Boys, Negroes, and Chicks

"Hey Ciel, wake up!" patted the face of the stinky fat man who was still lying on the bed at eight o'clock, but the other party did not react at all, and in desperation, the black guy Sauter had to tear open the curtains, and the bright sunlight shone in the bedroom when he left.

But the fat man lying on the bed grabbed another pillow from his side, covered his head and continued to sleep.

Sauter ripped off the pillow that was on the fat man's head, "Jonah Hill, I have very important news for you, if you continue to lie in bed, this news will be nullified after half an hour, and you will lose a good chance to become famous." ”

This trick really worked, and the fat man in the coma sat up suddenly, rubbing his sleepy eyes, "Is there a director who comes to the school to recruit people?" Steven Spielberg or James Cameron? ”

It was the pillow in Sauter's hand that greeted him, and then with a "bang", he collapsed on the bed again.

Sauter yelled at the fat man Hill on the bed: "Felix Lin is ready to make a new film again, a school comedy, he will come to the school today to cast!" ”

"Tales of the Night" won't be released until next month, and "The New Spider-Man" will have to wait until next year..."The fat man Hill on the pillow muttered in a daze, and then raised his head suddenly, "You said that Felix came to the school to recruit people, and he is going to be his own director?" ”

"That's right, this should be his third directorial work, think "Cinderella's Glass Phone" and "17 Again", if he chooses, this is a good opportunity to become famous." Sauter said excitedly.

"As long as there is a movie in which Felix Lin appears, will the audience pay attention to other actors with male surnames?" This was obviously the teasing of the fat man Hill, who said this in his mouth, but in fact he was already sitting up and putting clothes on his body.

"This time he is only a director, and the leading actor seems to have found a guy who is not very famous." Sauter pinched his chin, "I graduated earlier than us, and I became the protagonist after acting in a few more movies, I think this time Felix Lin will not have high requirements for supporting roles, at least he won't see if you are famous." ”

Hill struggled to put his shoes on his feet and asked, "So what kind of characters are he going to recruit this time?" ”

"Fat, black, and chick."

――――"That's really what it says on that notice?" Blake Lively heard the news from his twittering buddies and didn't react for a long time, Felix Lin was coming to the school to pick the heroine?

"Did you say there will be a kissing scene in this play?" A dead friend clasped his hands, his eyes were full of little stars, and he said with a longing fantasy: "What a romantic and wonderful experience it will be to kiss Felix in the play!" ”

The friends around looked at this girl helplessly, and told her angrily: "Felix Lin doesn't play the male lead this time, he only acts as a director!" ”

"He's not bad as a director, at least I can take the opportunity to audition and ask him for an autograph."

The women fainted together, and they stopped paying attention to the nymphomaniac, when someone put his arm around Blake Lively's waist and patted her on the buttocks, "Aren't our Lively going to give it a try?" Look at this body and small ass, Felix Lin will definitely be fascinated by you! ”

Blake-Lively unceremoniously pinched the plump waves on the other party's chest, "Your breasts are not bad, if you can shake it twice in front of Felix Lin, maybe he will have a nosebleed!" ”

The two girls were fighting on the road, Blake Lively was outstanding, and her big girl was also a beautiful female companion, the two pinched me, teased each other, and the boys who passed by had straight eyes, and after walking over, they all had to twist their necks to look this way.

After a bit of fighting, both of them stopped out of breath, "Lively are you really not going to give it a try?" ”

"It's okay to give it a try, I don't think I have much hope, after all, I'm a freshman who has just entered the school, I don't have any fame, I don't have any acting experience, I don't have much hope of being selected, I'm going to hand in a photo and leave!"

A female companion interjected: "Your age may just happen to be your advantage, after all, Felix is going to make a high school comedy, and compared to you, we are all a little 'outdated'." ”

The girl came over at this time, "You said that Felix is a lolicon, so should I make myself more tender during the interview?" ”

The girls were stunned again, and someone joked out: "I think he prefers a mature royal sister, if you go in in a bikini, he will definitely love you to death!" ”

――――"Ahh Lin Mingyang, who was sitting in the auditorium of the New Theater Academy, sneezed fiercely, this is already the seventh sneeze this morning, is it cold? Lin Mingyang rubbed his nose and watched Ex walk in with a sad face.

"No one came?" Lin Mingyang asked suspiciously.

"You should go out and have a look, it's definitely not just the acting students, I guess half of them are out of school!" Ex was frightened by the crowd outside the door just now, and he strongly asked for a shortened audition time, "There are so many people, it is estimated that we will not be able to interview for a week!" ”

Lin Mingyang immediately began to have a headache, he thought for a while, "Why don't you just let the students of the acting department come in?" ”

"This is not a recruitment interview, we don't even look at resumes, how can we determine if they are acting students?" Ex shook his head and vetoed his thoughts, "I think most of them are here for you. ”

Lin Mingyang asked funny: "I'm here to recruit actors, who are you not aiming at me?" ”

"And what if they're not here to audition at all, just to get you an autograph?" Ex snorted angrily.

"Am I that popular?" Lin Mingyang had an innocent expression, "I thought college students didn't chase stars much." ”

"Then you can go outside and take a look for yourself, 70% of them are girls, are they all here to compete for the heroine?" Ex is a person who has read the script, and he knows that this so-called heroine does not occupy more than a supporting role, and is purely a vase.

"Then you have people post an announcement outside, those who want to sign will not audition, and those who want to audition will not sign!"

――――"Sauter, are you sure this is an interview venue, not a fan meeting?" Fat Hill looked at the girls in front of him who were holding posters and looked obsessed and fanatical, and couldn't help but sigh a little, "I remember the last time Clinton came to our school to give a speech, the scene was not so spectacular?" ”

"Clinton just had an extramarital affair, and Felix Lin is a guy who has had scandals with many Hollywood actresses at the same time, and it's normal for such a situation to occur!" Black boy Sauter smacked his lips, "Jealous woman!" ”

"You think we'll be able to squeeze in?" Hill looked at the crowd at the door of the auditorium, and according to the current situation, it is estimated that it will not be the two of them until tomorrow.

"Look! They seem to be doing something new. Sauter was sharp-eyed, and when he saw the door, the staff posted another announcement on top of the original announcement. Then the crowd at the front of the queue begins to enter in order.

The disheartened fat man Hill sat on the grass next to him, "Let's go, it's probably no fun today!" ”

The black boy Saute was also a little disheartened, and it was estimated that they were really no play, but at this time, a new situation appeared at the door, and the few people who had just entered quickly walked out one after another, holding a [***] Mingyang's autograph in their hands.

As the group of girls passed by, Sauter blocked their way, "Hey, beauty, the audition ended so soon?" ”

"We didn't audition, we just got Felix's autograph!"

They didn't get any information about the audition, but Sauter learned about the contents of the newly posted announcement, which rekindled his hope and kicked Hill, who was sitting next to him, "Man, we're going to have a show today!" ”

Sautte's judgment was very accurate, and most of the people gathered at the door of the auditorium came for Lin Mingyang's autograph. Although there were people constantly joining the waiting line, after more than an hour, it was Sauter's turn to enter.

He slapped his hands with Fat Hill and walked into the auditorium of the interview with a little nervousness.

The seats in this auditorium can accommodate more than a thousand spectators, but there are only two people sitting alone under the stage, the middle-aged man Saut doesn't know, but he is familiar with Lin Mingyang sitting next to him. When he came in, the other man smiled at him.

"My name..."Standing in the center of the stage, Saute was still a little nervous, and it was difficult to stabilize his emotions, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was unceremoniously interrupted by the middle-aged man next to Lin Mingyang.

"Man, there must have been a lot of people in the back when you came in?"

"I think so!"

"Well, then you don't need to tell us your name at all, because we won't remember what you say, and unless you're chosen, it's just a waste of your time to introduce yourself in the first place. If you don't make the cut, tell us your name doesn't mean anything, there are three boards on the stage, you just have to do it! "Every actor who actually comes to audition, Ex reminds each other like this.

This is an idea that Lin Mingyang came up with, but the "wicked man" has to be played by Ex. No matter how you say that Lin Mingyang is a public figure, it is most appropriate to sing red face on this occasion. So as soon as Exx finished speaking, Lin Mingyang nodded approvingly, with a warm smile on his face, which made people feel kind.

As requested by the characters on the board, Sauter performed a hip-hop dance mixed with rap, and Lin Mingyang and Ax exchanged opinions with their eyes in the audience. After the other party's performance, Ex finally had a vivid expression on his face: "Your name?" ”

"Columbus Sauter"

Ex nodded, "Leave your communication information at the door, and we'll let you know when there's a result!" ”

Hearing such a reply, Sauter was not in a hurry to leave, he looked at Lin Mingyang, "Mr. Felix, am I considered to have been selected?" ”

"That's understandable, but only if there's no better guy than you in the next interview!" Lin Mingyang smiled and nodded.

"My name..."Jonah Hill's opening remarks on stage were exactly the same as those of Sauter, and Ackes was about to repeat what he had said to Sauter before, but Lin Mingyang stopped him.

Standing on the stage, slightly cramped, Jonah Hill saw Lin Mingyang give him an encouraging smile and nodded to signal that he could continue.

"My name is Jonah Hill, a performance student at the New Theatre Academy, graduating this year and having previously made several campus short films..."

"Haven't played a role in any of the movies?" Ex interrupted him again.

"Yes, I think so." Jonah Hill replied honestly.

One question after another, "Have you tried to lose weight before?" ”

"I tried it, but it didn't work very well, and then I gave up, and I think obesity is also a characteristic of me, which makes me look happy."

"From Chaplin to Jim Carrey, no successful comedian in Hollywood weighs as much as you do...", it was always Ex who interrupted others, but this time he was interrupted by others.

Although Jonah Hill has not yet started acting, Lin Mingyang took a fancy to him at a glance from the appearance, "I think you are good, but if you want to play a high school student well, you also need to get yourself a pair of glasses, because your character is a master of playing computers." ”

"What do you mean?" Jonah Hill stood on the stage stunned and asked unconfidently, "I was selected?" ”

"The black boy who came in front of you is from the same school as you, and you know each other?"

"The truth is that he's my best friend."

Lin Mingyang thought about it for a moment, then turned his head sideways and whispered in Ex's ear, "Do you want to rest in advance?" ”

Ex rolled his eyes, "I think they're pretty good." ”

After getting the answer he wanted, Lin Mingyang sat upright, "Hill, please tell all the men in line behind you when you go out that the audition is over, but the girls have to stay, because we still lack a heroine!" ”

---None of the girls who participated in the audition next could satisfy Lin Mingyang, as for the girls who boldly threw their winks at the audience, they were directly passed by him, and when a tall girl appeared at the door, Ex suddenly poked Lin Mingyang with his hand.

"That's good!" Lin Mingyang also nodded, a very beautiful girl, giving people a bright feeling. However, he looked more carefully than Exx, and the girl still had a few photos in her hand, and he subconsciously regarded the other party as a fan who came to him to ask for an autograph.

As expected, after coming in, the girl didn't even appear on the stage, and ran directly to Lin Mingyang, with a slight flush on her face, and handed him the photo in her hand.

It's a pity not to act with such a look, Lin Mingyang sighed in his heart, pulled out the signature pen, and was about to sign the photos, but found that those photos were not him at all, but the girl herself.

He looked up confused, and then the girl plucked up her courage and said, "My name is Blake Lively." ”

Lin Mingyang found that he actually had an embarrassment in front of the beautiful woman, and people didn't come to him to ask for an autograph at all, "So you're here to audition?" ”

The girl nodded shyly, "I'm still in high school, but I've had acting experience before." ”

Ex was amused by the tall, blonde shy girl, "Are you nervous about the camera?" ”

The girl shook her head vigorously, then bit her lip and nodded gently.

Ex pointed at Lin Mingyang and asked jokingly: "You will be nervous in front of the camera, and you will blush in front of this guy." Felix is the director of the film, and he stared at you behind the camera all the time while filming, so do you think you will be nervous or blushing at that time? ”

(To be continued)