Chapter 392: Jumping Beam Clown
readx; Everyone followed the staff to the scene of the recording of the program. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoWhat surprised Gong Xiping was that this was not a small recording studio, but a large recording studio. The recording room is very large, as big as an auditorium in Shencheng No. 1 Middle School. There is an auditorium around it, and the stage is in the middle. The stage is not a stage in the usual sense, but a floor made of countless transparent glasses with lights coming up from below. Directly above the recording booth are lights and some cameras.
The audience seats around were already full of spectators. There are still a lot of audiences, Gong Xiping roughly estimated, there are almost more than 1,000 audiences.
The audience had all arrived and sat around, and the male and female guests had not yet arrived. On both sides of the stage, there are 6 arranged platforms with reading power. Just look at the colors and you can see that these arranged tables are for both male and female guests. As for Gong Xiping, these support groups were taken to the first row of the audience, which was the closest to the stage. Here, you can clearly see the every move of the male and female guests on the stage.
Gong Xiping looked around, and the cameras were basically in place, and the cameraman and gaffer were making the final adjustments. And the horse guide outside the field is explaining something to some staff.
After about 5 minutes, Director Ma gave an order, and the shooting officially began.
The first to enter the venue is naturally the host of the show. Because Gong Xiping never watches TV, he doesn't know the host of this man and woman at all. However, looking at the excited expressions on the faces of these SWAT team members, it seems that they should be two famous hosts.
After some routine words, the host began to introduce the male guests present today.
In fact, the introduction is to read the name, say the height, weight, and education. Then there is some work background, as well as love experience, and so on. In short, it's some nonsense that seems to have no reference value at all.
Every time the host introduces a male guest, a person will come out of the background, walk onto the stage, and stand next to the host. The process of introduction was still very fast, and after a while, 4 people came up. That is, No. 1 to No. 4.
When the male guest on the 5th came up, Gong Xiping's eyes narrowed slightly. And he clearly felt the mood fluctuations of the SWAT team members around him.
This No. 5 male guest is the blonde young man who grabbed a parking space with them in the parking lot just now!
Unexpectedly, he actually came to record this show. When he saw the blonde youth, Gong Xiping instantly had doubts about the grade and taste of this show. And the status of this show in his mind has also been greatly reduced.
It seems that the TV station is really any kind of person who dares to come to TV!
After the host has briefly introduced the 5th, it is time to start introducing the 6th. However, before the host could start reading, Lang Tian suddenly shouted: "Card!" ”
His "card" shouted very suddenly, which surprised the cameraman and host, as well as the more than 1,000 spectators in the audience. Okay, what "card" to shout?
Seeing this, Director Ma immediately asked the photographer to pause the shooting, and was the first to walk to the stage and asked, "What's going on?" ”
Lang Tian looked at Director Ma and said, "Director Ma, this introduction to me is too simple, right?" Completely unable to highlight my excellent features. Such chicks...... Oh no, how can those female guests know about me! I think that the host should ask me a few questions casually, which can show my taste and knowledge. ”
"This ......" Director Ma was a little embarrassed. The time of the program is limited, and the program should be divided into several units, and the time between the units should be well coordinated. If one part of the unit is too long, then the other units will have to be scaled down. Although Director Ma knows that the filmed clips may not necessarily be broadcast, the young man in front of him is not a foolish master. In case he finds out that the clip about introducing him is not broadcast, he will not be able to finish eating and walking around after that.
"What? Isn't it okay? Lang Tian glanced at Director Ma unhappily.
Director Ma also broke out in a cold sweat at this time, this Lang Tian didn't understand bullshit at all, but he was still pointing fingers here. But Director Ma is only a small director, and he doesn't dare to offend this young man at all. Otherwise, as long as this young man shows the slightest dissatisfaction with himself in front of the director, he will immediately roll up and leave. Moreover, this young man has also heard that losing his job is light, and if he doesn't do it, he will lack hands and feet, or even worse.
"Oh, forget it, I'm not embarrassed Director Ma." Lang Tian sneered and said.
Ma Dao couldn't believe his ears. This Young Master Lang actually started to reason? However, the next moment, Ma Dao almost fell to the ground.
"I don't embarrass you. Since Director Ma thinks it's inappropriate, forget it. You better ask Gao Ming, I'm ashamed of myself, and I don't dare to be on your show. ”
After Lang Tian finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. Ma Dao was shocked, hurriedly stopped him, and said in a loud voice: "The sky is less, the sky is small, don't go, don't go." Just do what you want! Why don't you just add a little content, which the Lord and I can still do? ”
When Lang Tian heard this, he smiled at Director Ma with satisfaction, and said, "I'll just say, it's not a big deal to add more than ten minutes of content."
When Director Ma heard this, he almost fainted. Ten minutes? His show is only 45 minutes in total, plus the commercials or something, at best it is a 50-minute program. It will take more than ten minutes for him to add a day, so do you want to go to the unit in the back?
Ma Dao gritted his teeth, could only pretend to be confused, walked to the host's side, and after discussing with the host for a while, he decided to temporarily add a clip of the host interviewing Lang Tian. Since the hosts are all experienced veterans, they don't need to prepare a script, and they can come up with a few common questions casually.
After the agreement was settled, the shooting continued.
The male host stood beside Lang Tian and said, "Mr. Lang's surname doesn't seem to be common. ”
Lang Tian nodded and said, "That's right, my surname is relatively rare, but it's not nothing." In the history of our country, there are famous people with the surname Lang. ”
"Oh? Are there still celebrities with the surname Lang in history? I don't know which historical celebrity also has the surname Lang? ”
"Don't you know that?" Lang Tian said proudly, "In the Qing Dynasty, there was a change in the law, and there was a person who participated in the change, called Lang Qichao. This man is the ancestor of our family. My family still retains a family tree, and Lang Qichao's name is clearly recorded on it! ”
After Lang Tian's words were finished, the two hosts looked at Lang Tian with surprised eyes next to them, and the support group of the audience, including several other guests, as well as the audience at the scene, began to whisper. There was a sound of sooting at the scene.
Gong Xiping looked at this blonde guy and suddenly felt very funny in his heart. Lang Tian was clamoring just now to let the host visit him more so that he could show his cultivation and knowledge. Gong Xiping originally didn't think so, thinking that a rich second-generation gentleman just wanted to be in the limelight. But now I found out that this guy is not here to show off, he is here to show off his appearance at all!
Becoming a change? Lang Qichao? If the six gentlemen of Wuxu heard him say this, they would probably have jumped up from the coffin in anger.
Lang Tian waited for a long time and didn't see the host continue to speak, so he couldn't help but glance at the host, but saw that the host was stunned there, so he shouted loudly again: "Card!" ”
Director Ma's face was full of helplessness, so he could only come to the stage again and said, "What's the matter?" ”
Lang Tian didn't look at Director Ma, but looked at the host, and said unhappily: "I said what are you stunned!" I'm already done, if you don't continue, how can I continue! You're a bit professional, okay? ”
The host is not Director Ma, he is also a famous host anyway, and now he is actually told by a person who does not learn and knows no skills that he has no professional quality, so he said bluntly: "I'm sorry, sir, I really can't interface." ”
"Why can't you interface with such a simple thing? If you don't take it, will you let me take it? Are you the host or my host? ”
The host raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm sorry, sir, I don't know what the Chengcheng Transformation Method is, I only know the Wuxu Transformation Method." Moreover, the person who presided over the Wuxu change was not called Lang Qichao, but Liang Qichao. So, I can't interface at all! ”
The host's face-to-face accusation mercilessly made Lang Tian's face immediately unbearable. He originally wanted to take this opportunity to be in the limelight, but who knew that his lack of learning and skills would make him look like a foreigner. Moreover, he reacted immediately, he made a big appearance in front of all the support groups and more than 1,000 spectators. If this is a live broadcast now, it is estimated that the shame has already been lost all over Shencheng.
However, at this time, Lang Tian did not feel that he was a foreigner because he did not learn and did not know how to do it. He was annoyed and angry, and poured all his anger on the host. He pointed to the host's nose and scolded: "Lao Tzu, this is called humor, do you understand!" I don't even understand humor, you're still a fart host! You are still standing here and saying that Lao Tzu is not, believe it or not, Lao Tzu's words will make you unable to mix in this circle! ”
The host is a famous mouth in the circle, whether it is popularity or influence, it is definitely not comparable to Director Ma. No matter where he goes, who is not polite to him, when has he been so angry. He was scolded by Lang Tian pointing at his nose, and he trembled with anger.
At that moment, he said to Director Ma: "Director Ma, since this is the case, it seems that I am not suitable to be the host here." Please be smart. ”
After the host said this, he looked at Ma Dao. He didn't really want to leave, he just used to leave to threaten Ma Dao and ask him to kick this person out immediately.
In his opinion, male guests can be found everywhere, and anyone can find them. But the famous host doesn't just say that you can find it. Besides, the hostess who came with him is also a famous mouth, and she has a good relationship with him, if he wants to go, the hostess will definitely go with him.
But to his surprise, Ma Dao actually hesitated. He looked at Lang Tian and then at the host, sweat was already on his forehead.
Seeing this, the host suddenly understood something. He didn't say anything, turned around and walked backstage. Seeing this, the hostess also followed.
Just when the two sides were at a stalemate, Ling Yun suddenly walked to the stage and said, "Director Ma, whether you can shoot or not, I've been waiting for a long time...... Hey? Why are you a beam-jumping clown? ”