Early in the morning, You Shen, Su Ren, and Hua Nan appeared on the balcony in the cold, staring downstairs on the guardrail on the balcony. When the girl with a little appearance came out, the three of them made a noise to evaluate it.

Su Ren and Hua Nan said: "Is it this?" ”

You Shen said: "No, it's far away." ”

Su Ren said: "I think it's okay, it's much better than Bailiu." ”

Hua Nan said: "Hey, how do you speak?" Look for death! It can only be said that each has its own merits. ”

You Shen said: "Don't worry, I'll point it out to you when I come out, I don't believe I can't wait for her today." ”

Wang Xiao lay on the bed, not asleep, listening to the three roommates making noise.

"Here we are, this." You Shen suddenly lowered his voice.

Wang Xiao raised his ears, but after a long time, he didn't hear Su Ren and Hua Nan say anything. But listening to You Shen said again: "How is it?" Pretty, right? Hua Nan replied angrily: "The flowers of the dance department are beautiful, of course!" You Shen said: "Do you know?" Hua Nan said: "Hmph, what you said, do you know what the first thing to do is to pick up a girl?" That is to find the target object, just like a hunter is looking for prey, and the prey that can be found must be screened first. I'm already here, and of course basic beauties know it. ”

You Shen said: "You still don't like this series of flowers?" Hua Nan said: "It's useful to see a fart, not all girls can catch up." Have you ever heard of a saying? You Shen said: "What words?" Hua Nan said: "Boys should be poor, and girls should be rich." You Shen said: "Of course I've heard that boys have to be poor to endure hardships and struggle, and girls have to be rich to withstand temptation." Hua Nan said: "That's it! Think about it, the average girl, if you treat her well, buy her some gifts, take her out to play, she will be moved. But if you are beautiful like this and have a rich family, those methods will not work. Damn, the cost of a meal is more than your monthly food expenses, how else can you chase? It's gone, it's no fun. Hey, Su Ren, wipe your saliva, it's useless for you to drool, look at your Nade surname. ”

Su Ren said stupidly: "She glanced at me just now. Hua Nan said: "Cut, don't dream." Just like you, walking down the street, no one is looking at you. Su Ren said: "Really, what did I lie to you about?" You Shen said: "It's quite strange, why is she still standing downstairs?" Hua Nan said: "Maybe I'm waiting for my classmates." After a while, Su Ren said excitedly: "Have you seen it?" She looked at me again. Hua Nan sneered: "How do you know that she is looking at you, and I still see that she is looking at me." You Shen said: "Okay, is it interesting to fight for this?" ”

You Shen blew a clear whistle, and then shouted loudly: "Beauty, what are you doing standing downstairs?" ”

After a long time, I didn't hear a response.

Hua Nan said: "How is it?" People don't care about you. A girl like this, who is beautiful, has money in her family, and has a high surname, is the most difficult to chase. ”

You Shen said: "Why do you say that I seem to be out of love?" ”

Su Ren said: "You see, she took out her mobile phone, she should be urging her classmates to hurry downstairs." You all be quiet, don't scare people away. ”

Hua Nan said: "Do you think she will stand downstairs forever?" However, it would be nice to have a second look. You Shen, just stop, I told you that there is no play. ”

At this time, the dormitory phone rang. You Shen said angrily: "Wang Xiao, hurry up and answer the phone, you usually get up early, what garlic do you pretend to be today." ”

Wang Xiao climbed down from the bed, the three roommates all had mobile phones, but he hadn't bought them yet, and the dormitory phone rang eighty percent to look for him. "It's early in the morning, who calls, don't be a salesman." Wang smiled and muttered, picked up the phone, and asked, "Hello, who are you looking for?" ”

"I'll look for you, Wang Xiao." There was a nice girl's voice on the other end of the phone. Wang Xiao felt like he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember who it was for a while.

Wang smiled: "That...... I'm sorry, I just woke up, my head was dizzy, I didn't hear who you were, who are you? ”

The girl said, "A few days ago, you helped me carry a pot of water, and I said I was going to invite you to dinner, don't you remember?" ”

Wang Xiao raised his heart to his throat, and said ashamedly: "Remember, remember, but why am you embarrassed to invite me to dinner, I just helped you mention it on the way." ”

Boom, boom, boom, three figures jumped back into the house from the balcony and leaned over to the phone, listening nervously.

"You just don't want to come, do you?" The tone on the other end of the phone was a little unkind.

You Shen stared at Wang Xiao viciously, and made a gesture to make him accept it, or he would strangle him. The king smiled and said, "Come, where is it?" ”

"I'll be waiting for you under the dorm building." Toot beet, the phone was hung up.

There was a moment of silence in the room. Su Ren said: "Amazing, Wang Xiao, that beauty is chasing you." Hua Nan shook her head and said, "No, listening to this tone, it's not good!" Maybe we provoked the beauty just now, and the beauty came to ask Wang Xiaoxing for guilt. I think you should be mentally prepared for Wang Xiao. You Shen said: "Don't care so much, go and take a look, even if the teacher asks for the guilt, it is better than being silent." A manly man, he must live happily, and he understands that he must die. The king smiled and said, "I'll get dressed first." ”

You Shen said: "Hua Nan, what should I pay attention to when dating a girl, you tell Wang Xiao." Hua Nan said: "It's useless to say it, this depends on experience, habit becomes natural, then you can grasp it well, it's useless to just say it with your mouth." But there is one thing, Wang Xiao, you must remember that although it is said that the beauty invites you to dinner, you must not let the beauty pay the bill. This is the most basic, otherwise it will be ironclad death. Wang Xiao's action of putting on clothes suddenly froze, and he said for a long time: "Alas, if you don't mention it, I forgot, I have all the money to buy instant noodles, and now I don't have a penny on me." ”

You Shen, Su Ren, Hua Nan, and the three of them looked at each other. You Shen said: "Hua Nan, how much do you have, borrow Wang Xiao for fifty." Hua Nan said: "I don't have it on me." Last time, I wanted to bring Bai Liu to the dormitory, so that I could save a little love money, but you made the dormitory stink, and I had to take Bai Liu out, and it cost more than 300 at once. If it weren't for that, it would still be a little bit now. You Shen said: "Alas, I knew that there was such a thing, so I would have sold a piece of equipment." The beauty is waiting below, and it's too late to sell it now. How much do you have? Hua Nan said: "There are more than a dozen pieces." You Shen said: "It's all for Wang Xiao to take." I'll go to the Internet café and sell some equipment, and I'll give it to you when I get back. Hua Nan said: "What are you doing here?" Hua Nan opened the wallet, took out a ten-yuan one, three one-piece, and said: "I only have thirteen yuan here, there should be one or two hundred in the card, I can't remember it clearly, and it's too late to take it now." You Shen took Hua Nan's thirteen yuan, took out five yuan from his pocket, and said, "I have five yuan here, a total of eighteen yuan, it should be enough to have breakfast." Wang Xiao, give it to you, take it. ”

Wang Xiao shook his head while getting dressed: "Forget it, you have to borrow money for breakfast, how can you catch up with girls?" I didn't have that idea, but since she said to invite me, I'll go eat. You Shen said: "What are you talking about?" This is not your own business, you go out to represent the image of our dormitory, and we are not disgraced if you lose face outside. Hua Nan said: "This makes sense. Su Ren said: "If you don't let it, the beauty will also feel faceless." You Shen said: "Don't grind, let you take it." You Shen directly stuffed eighteen yuan into Wang Xiao's trouser pocket.

After washing, Wang Xiao was just about to go out, when he suddenly remembered something and asked Hua Nan, "Do you know that beauty?" What is that beauty called? Hua Nan said: "Zheng Fei, Zheng Chenggong's Zheng, Faye Wong's Fei." With us, the flower of the dance department, the three measurements are ......" Wang smiled: "Okay, I don't need to know so much." The king laughed and went out the door. Su Ren said: "How much is the circumference?" Hua Nan said: "Sanwei...... I don't know. You Shen said: "Cut, I don't know what you mentioned." Hua Nan said: "I thought Wang Xiao wanted to understand, so I explained it." ”

Wang Xiao walked downstairs, thinking as he went. "I must keep my head clear, this beauty is not chasing me, I must not be mistaken. Like me, I am not handsome, I have no money, and I can't catch up with girls, how can there be beautiful women chasing after me? Well, you must be clear-headed, it's just an ordinary relationship, and don't forget not to make jokes. Alas, there are only eighteen pieces on his body, and I don't know what I can do? Even if it's enough for breakfast, you can't just eat breakfast and be done, maybe you'll have to go somewhere to play, and if so, I'm afraid you won't have enough money for the car. Hey, by the way, I have a good guy card, can this good guy card be exchanged for banknotes? Wang Xiao had a whim, the good guy card can be exchanged for items, and banknotes are essentially items, so they should also be able to exchange banknotes. But Wang Xiao immediately rejected the idea. "Even if the good guy card can be exchanged for banknotes, it should be counterfeit money, which is a crime and cannot be done." Wang Xiao thought: "I use a good person card to exchange for some food, some to drink, and some to use, this is all self-reliance, and I can't get in the way of other people's affairs, but there is nothing." But if the banknotes are replaced, the banknotes will enter circulation and affect the economic order, trigger inflation, cause economic crises, unemployment, bankruptcy, jumping off buildings, and death, and then one after another. What a sinful act to be done. Wang Xiao thought like this, and suddenly felt much taller, as if there was a kind of pride in his heart.

You Shen, Su Ren, Hua Nan, and the three of them lay on the guardrail of the balcony. One minute passed, three minutes passed, five minutes passed, and Zheng Fei was still waiting alone downstairs.

You Shen said: "What is Wang Xiao doing?" It's so slow to go downstairs. Hua Nan said: "If I only have eighteen yuan in my pocket, it is not a matter of going downstairs slowly, and I don't have the courage to go down at all." Su Ren said: "It's really difficult to be a man." No one loves, it's hard; Someone loves, but it's also difficult. ”

After waiting for another half a minute, You Shen said: "I can't stand it, I'll go and see, what's the situation!" As soon as You Shen turned around, Su Ren said, "Come out." You Shen turned around again, Wang Xiao had already made contact with the beauty. You Shen said: "Looking at the way the king smiled, he was not timid at all!" Hua Nan said: "I must have been secretly cheering myself up in the corridor just now, but I didn't work in vain, it was better than I expected." You Shen said: "The two of them are standing together, how do you two feel?" Hua Nan said: "No play." Su Ren said: "Beauty and beasts, a perfect match." You Shen said: "The princess and the frog, there is a play." ”