Chapter 73: Uncle is Poison
Zhao Ming was busy enough in the kitchen, first packed up the many ingredients and settled down, the pigeons and chickens had to be fed to the roof of the building, and he scolded while busy: "It's really harmful, and I will feed and serve every day in the future!" β
Mu Xuanxuan was washing her face in the bathroom by the corridor, watching this arrogant guy running up and down, her heart was dark, hum, when these pigeons and chickens are finished, I will buy a few more cages!
"Why, there are a few stupid birds that ride on our heads all day to and pee, and you still think it's pretty cool?" Zhao Ming said angrily.
Belch......! Mu Xuanxuan's neck shrank, this guy is definitely a monster, he can hear other people's voices!
Zhao Ming didn't kill chickens and pigeons in order to save time, made three dishes and one soup with great disdain, and then went to take a bath by himself. Mu Xuanxuan ate her heart's content, and then kept comforting herself in her heart like many little girls: I've been hungry for two days! Well, weight loss starts tomorrow!
After taking a shower, Zhao Ming put on a big black windbreaker and looked like a person, ready to go out.
Mu Xuanxuan finished eating and was waiting for Zhao Ming to chat with him about the advertisement, and said in surprise: "Where are you going so late?" β
Zhao Ming rounded his eyes, "Buy cigarettes." β
The buzzing vibration of the mobile phone must be Wen Yan's text message. It's ten o'clock, and she's almost done with it.
I bought a pack of cigarettes and dressed up so windy, and I shaved my beard and blew my hair, hum! β¦β¦ Mu Xuanxuan looked Zhao Ming up and down suspiciously, glanced at the lower floor of the coffee table, and took out a pack of unopened cigarettes, "Oh, you forgot to put it here before, you don't have to go out to buy it now!" β
"Uh, this...... It was left for a long time, damp, and expired. Zhao Ming touched his chin and said.
"You've only been living in for a few days, how can you be damp and expired, you treat me as a three-year-old?" Mu Xuanxuan blinked her big beautiful eyes, "Your phone keeps vibrating, whose text message is it?" β
"I said, President Mu, you have always denied that you are not my wife, why are you still holding me in charge of me like this?" Zhao Ming said with a smile, "I'll tell you the truth, I have a girlfriend, and I have to go out to accompany my girlfriend at night." β
"Girlfriend?" Mu Xuanxuan was stunned, "Whoever wants to care about you, I'll just ask." Anyway, you are also an employee of my company, roommate and neighbor! β¦β¦ Who is your girlfriend? β
"Ho-ho, Lan Feiyu!" Zhao Ming smiled stupidly.
Poof!
Mu Xuanxuan laughed out loud, "Zhao Ming, do you think I look like a person with no IQ?" β
"Like." Zhao Ming laughed, "Look, you've moved the vegetable market back!" β
"Shut your mouth!" Mu Xuanxuan blushed and gritted her teeth with hatred, and said a little sourly: "Isn't it that I met at the bar yesterday...... That kind of woman? You're serious! β
"What's the matter, the president is jealous?" Zhao Ming smiled strangely, "It's just physiological needs, everyone is an adult, so I don't need to say it so obviously, right?" β
"Rogue ......" Mu Xuanxuan's pretty face turned red, "Didn't you already ...... yesterday That's over, you're a seeder! β
"Seeder? This analogy is really appropriate, Mr. Mu is worthy of being a literate person, haha! Zhao Ming laughed, "The president ate yesterday, why did he eat today?" β
Mu Xuanxuan was so embarrassed and annoyed that she couldn't speak quickly for a while, and said with a red face: "Then, can that be the same?" Can it still be eaten as food? β
"Hehe, that's not for sure, there are still people who eat six meals a night, do you believe it?" Zhao Ming laughed a few times and walked to the door to put on his shoes.
Six, six tons? Will there be such a thing? β¦β¦ Phew, this guy is such a hooligan!
Zhao Ming put on his shoes.
Mu Xuanxuan squinted at Zhao Ming, biting her lip and feeling very aggrieved...... Don't go out, I am scared alone at night, do you know?
"Let's go, what else does the president have to say? Needless to say, I still have a bit of work ethic. Zhao Ming stood at the door very unscrupulously and said.
What a brazen old rascal, this kind of thing is like "hello, have you eaten"!
Mu Xuanxuan hated her teeth so much, and she struggled in her heart. She sat on the sofa with her hands on her elbows and her back to Zhao Ming, blushing reluctantly, and said in a low voice: "I...... I'm alone at night and I'm a little scared! β
"Uh......" Zhao Ming unexpectedly turned his eyes, this really didn't look like the words of Her Majesty Mu Zetian, the mighty Empress! It stands to reason that she said so, and I should have been a little manly to stay and act as a flower messenger. But Wen Yan's side can't talk about it! As soon as she relented and agreed not to let me shoot an advertisement, I immediately regretted not going to the appointment, is it too realistic and impersonal? Besides, it feels pretty good to be with her! β¦β¦ Well, Wen Yan can't stay here for a few days, and I'll try not to go out at night when she's gone.
"When I didn't say it, you go!" Mu Xuanxuan regretted dying when she said it.
"Then why don't I wait until you're asleep before I go out?" Zhao Ming took a compromise.
ββ¦β¦ That's not the same, stupid! "Mu Xuanxuan is going to be happy, it's okay if you don't tell me, tell me to let me know, isn't it the same to be afraid?
Zhao Ming smiled hoho, smiling brightly, "Then I won't go out!" But this physiological need seems to be very strong, why don't you trouble the president to solve it for me? β
"Stinky rascal!" Mu Xuanxuan was so angry that she patted the sofa and scolded, "You go, you go, I wish you AIDS!" β
Zhao Ming smiled stupidly: "Then I'll go, bye!" β
The door closed.
Mu Xuanxuan was so angry that her face was discolored, and she was full of loss...... Am I really inferior to those women in bars in his eyes? It's so shocking that I can't keep him! This old rascal, big pervert, unscrupulous seeder, is really super vulgar and tasteless!
Zhao Ming walked out of the house, still a little unhappy in his heart. Even if you don't treat her as the fiancΓ©e of the "baby parent", how can you say that she was a kind old neighbor back then. Moreover, with Mu Xuanxuan's surname, it is really unprecedented to be able to say that kind of thing, and she has put down her dignity......
Taking out his mobile phone, Zhao Ming sent a text message to Mu Xuanxuan, "Wife, go to bed early!" It's safe here, the last time the police came to check, I had someone reinforce the fence. Just call me if you have something! β
Mu Xuanxuan received the text message and did not reply, but she finally had a trace of comfort in her heart. Hmph, it's rare that this guy still has a little bit of conscience! No, I'll have to find a girlfriend to live with. Otherwise, if this continues, I will become dependent on him! β¦β¦ Did I unknowingly boil a frog in warm water from him? It's bad, it's bad, this weird uncle is really like a slow surname poison, it's addictive!
Zhao Ming got into a taxi and made a phone call to Wen Yan.
"You haven't been texting back just now, is it because your wife is pestering you to not let you out?" Wen Yan's voice is so good, gentle and tactful. In addition to her amazing talent, her unique voice must also be an indispensable innate condition for her to become famous.
Zhao Ming smiled, "No, I didn't pay attention when I was changing clothes." Now it's a taxi. "I can't add any more psychological burden or guilt to her, I can't stay here for a few days.
"Then come on, I ordered caviar and champagne today!" Wen Yan's voice was really much more relaxed, revealing a hint of cheerfulness, "It's definitely authentic Caspian beluga caviar, it's airlifted today!" We were so lucky to get it! β
"Good ......" Zhao Ming hung up the phone silently. Caspian beluga caviar? It's one thing to be expensive, it's not something you can buy with money.
Caviar is one of the three most expensive foods in the world, along with foie gras and truffles, and Beluga caviar, known as the "pearl of the Caspian Sea", is the best. It is said that less than 100 Caspian sturgeon are produced every year, and caviar made from the eggs of female sturgeon over 60 years old is even rarer.
Zhao Ming couldn't help but think in his heart, Wen Yan is really attentive, how can I bear to miss the appointment? Well, it's rare for her to stay here for a few days, so I'll be so serious with her, I'll accompany her well!
The small one-kilogram canned caviar that Wen Yan prepared today is frighteningly expensive, and money may not be able to buy the real thing.
"Do you know how to eat?" Wen Yan smiled a little mischievously, as if she deliberately wanted to test Zhao Ming.
Zhao Ming laughed hoho, "Lick it directly with your tongue!" β
Wen Yan was stunned at first, and then laughed, "Many people eat caviar, but they eat extravagance and showmanship, not really know how to appreciate its unique taste. I often see people mix caviar with sour milk, capers, buds and even onions. In fact, the best way to taste caviar is to put a spoon directly in your mouth, and it has to be a very smooth spoon that does not cut the fish eggs...... I didn't expect yours to be simpler and more direct! Well, your answer is correct! β
"Then I'll lick it?" Zhao Ming smiled hoho, "This can should be a kilogram, right?" Well, you should be able to buy a nice car! β
Wen Yan smiled narrowly: "I was originally going to buy you a car, but you refused to ask for it." So, let's take the car -- eat! β
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