Chapter 405: Jiang Feng Steals the Car
"Hehe, Mr. Zhou, you've already used this trick once, do you think I'll fall for you again? You think I'm stupid......" The Grim Reaper looked at Zhou Xing with a playful smile at first, but when he was halfway through his words, he suddenly felt wrong, because he felt that there was danger coming at him from behind.
The Grim Reaper reacted immediately, trying to dodge aside, but it was too late. I saw a boxy, shining thing smashing directly on the head of the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper snorted, then fell to the ground like a dead pig with a thud, and then blood flowed from the place where he had been beaten.
The one who attacked the Grim Reaper was naturally Jiang Feng, as for the weapon in his hand, it was invincible, a weapon that was not clearly recorded on the weapon spectrum, as for why it was not recorded? That's because the lethality of this weapon is too powerful, and the application to a wide range of people can be used, whether it is a street aunt or a three-year-old child wearing open crotch pants......
Well, after talking such nonsense, let's solemnly introduce this extremely lethal weapon, which is - slab brick. Yes, you heard it right, it is the brick used to build the house at home, which is called a brick by martial arts people.
After the Grim Reaper was knocked down by Jiang Feng with a brick, Jiang Feng was still not at ease, raised his right foot and kicked a few times in the lower abdomen of the Grim Reaper, and after making sure that the Grim Reaper was really knocked out, he walked to Zhou Xing's side with confidence, put the bricks aside, helped Zhou Xing up and asked, "Brother, are you okay?" It's all my fault that I'm late. Actually, I can't blame it, if you want to blame the electric car, it ran out of battery halfway through the ride. ”
Next, let's talk about how Jiang Feng came over. In other words, Jiang Feng was woken up by Zhou Xing's phone call when he was sleeping soundly, and he was about to scold, saying that who was so immoral to wake up the handsome guy to sleep, when he saw that the call was from Zhou Xing, he still didn't swallow the words that came to his mouth, and he still scolded them.
When he learned that the Grim Reaper wanted Zhou Xing to go to a hill in the suburbs to meet, Jiang Feng understood that this was the Grim Reaper's attack. So, Jiang Feng drove the car and prepared to follow, but before he could drive two kilometers, the car broke down in strike.
Fortunately, it is still in the provincial capital, if this is bad in the suburbs, it is called every day, and the earth is not spiritual. After Jiang Feng got out of the car, he checked and couldn't find the reason for the car breakdown - in fact, Jiang Feng didn't know anything about cars.
Jiang Feng smoked a cigarette and thought about what to do. Then take a taxi, but I stopped several taxis, and the driver looked at Jiang Feng's appearance, and then heard that he was going to the suburbs in the middle of the night, and the drivers were so frightened that they stepped on the accelerator and ran away.
Taxis can't be done, so what can be done? Jiang Feng was also anxious, he was afraid that if he was late, Zhou Xing would have some accidents. Just when Jiang Feng was in a hurry and had nothing to do, he suddenly found that there were one or two electric cars outside an Internet café not far in front of him. Seeing this, Jiang Feng's face showed a knowing smile.
Jiang Feng hurriedly walked to the door of the Internet café and chose an electric car that looked relatively new. Since he hadn't done this for a long time, Jiang Feng's technique was a little rusty, and he didn't open the lock after opening it for a while.
At this time, the owner of the car happened to come back from buying supper outside and saw someone stealing his car. The owner of the car is a tall and burly man, he does not call for car thieves, and he does not shout for help. The owner of the car walked to Jiang Feng's side, and at this time, Jiang Feng also happened to open the lock of the owner's car.
The owner of the car slapped Jiang Feng's shoulder, which scared Jiang Feng a lot, Jiang Feng was so angry that he wanted to scold which turtle son was scaring Lao Tzu, but when he turned around and saw that it was a tall and mighty man, Jiang Feng's words to his mouth swallowed and turned into a grinning face.
"Brother, what's the matter?" Jiang Feng asked with a grin.
When the owner saw this thief, he was quite bold, and his heart was very good, and he could still laugh when he saw himself. So he said, "This car is mine, you know?" ”
Jiang Feng didn't expect that the stolen car was bumped into by the owner, which was really embarrassing. If this were someone else, he would definitely be at a loss for a while, dumbfounded, and didn't know what to say.
But Jiang Feng was not an ordinary person, he immediately pretended to look at the electric car, and then said "oops" to the owner of the car: "Oh, I'm sorry brother, I made a mistake, my car is that one, you see that I am confused on the Internet." Jiang Feng said and pointed to an electric car next to him that was seven or eight points similar to this one, but the electric car was a little old.
The owner glanced at Jiang Feng, then pointed to the older electric car and asked, "Is that really yours?" ”
Jiang Feng immediately nodded, and said with a look that was more real than gold: "Yes? What's wrong? Brothers. ”
The owner said: "I think you are wrong again, that car is my good buddy." ”
"Huh!?" Jiang Feng's mouth can be stuffed with a goose egg, he really didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out, he must have stepped on dog shit when he went out.
The owner of the car continued: "Brother, are you honestly squatting down and waiting for the police to arrive, or are you going to let me do it?" The owner of the car was gearing up, and his fists made a "gurgling" sound.
Jiang Feng wanted to say that he had misunderstood, but he was wrong. But when you look at the few electric cars placed here, except for these two that are relatively similar, the others are not the same style at all. You say that if you are wrong, you will not be so outrageous.
"Brother, if you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet, okay? Now is a harmonious society, it's not right to do it, we have something to say, ah, talk well......" Jiang Feng said, his eyes kept aiming, it was better to look where to escape. But when I saw it, I was in the middle of the placed vehicle, and I ran. There is too little space to the left and right to facilitate escape. Behind is the vehicle and the wall, there is this burly man in front of the block, it is really an ambush on all sides, there is nowhere to escape.
It is also the road of endless people, and when Jiang Feng was discouraged, he saw a boxy brick not far from under his feet. It is said that when Jiang Feng was wearing open crotch pants in his hometown, he used this weapon to dominate the entire village, of course, only in the range of children aged seven and below.
"! Whoever is with your brother, hurry up and squat down, otherwise Lao Tzu will do it. The big man rolled up his sleeves and made a posture of wanting to beat people.
"I'm squatting, I'm squatting." Seeing this, Jiang Feng hurriedly squatted down, in fact, this was exactly what Jiang Feng wanted, only by squatting down and picking up the peerless artifact on the ground could he defeat the enemy.
After squatting down, the big man pointed at Jiang Feng and said, "Put your hand on the back of your head." ”
"Hurry up, damn, do you want Lao Tzu to do it?" Seeing that Jiang Feng didn't react, the owner glared and shouted.
Jiang Feng pointed to the front and suddenly said, "Look, a beautiful woman without clothes." ”
"Where, where." As soon as he heard the beautiful woman without clothes, the owner immediately turned his head, and in the process of turning his head, he did not forget to ask, "Where is it?" ”
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiang Feng picked up the bricks on the ground and hit the owner's head. By the time the owner found out, it was too late. I saw that the boxy, shining bricks were already close at hand.
Jiang Feng is worthy of being a good hand at using bricks, and the owner of the car will faint when he goes down with a brick, but he will not bleed and will not have any adverse effects.
"I'm sorry, brother." Jiang Feng apologized, went to the owner of the car to remove the key of the electric car, and then drove the electric car away, before leaving, he did not forget to pick up the brick.
Along the way, Jiang Feng increased the speed to the fastest, and as a result, the battery of the electric car quickly ran out. But at this time, he had already arrived at the suburbs, which was called that the sky should not be, and the earth was not spiritual, and in desperation, Jiang Feng had to run forward.
If he kept running like this, it is estimated that Zhou Xing would have gone to see the king of Hades, and Jiang Feng would not have arrived yet. But it's still the same sentence, the sky is endless, Jiang Feng stopped a big truck on the road and came to the place by hitchhiking.