Chapter 30: The relationship has long since broken down
Mu Xuanxuan took a shower and went to her bedroom to prepare to dry her underwear, and saw that Zhao Ming's guy was actually holding her laptop and video chatting with someone there, and smiled with a bad face, "Say it, whoever has the biggest breasts, I will accept whoever is my godsister!" ”
Mu Xuanxuan's scalp was numb, can this guy be more shameless?
A little girl's smile came out of the computer's speaker.
"Brother Drift, you're!"
"That's it, that's it!"
"I know, I know, Fangfang's chest is the biggest, haha!"
Zhao Ming laughed: "Okay, then Uncle Ben will accept Fangfang!" ”
"I hate it, can you take it if you want to?"
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Mu Xuanxuan was covered in a chill, and actually used my laptop to play voice group chat! Call him Brother Drift, it should be the little girls in the Network Sales Department and the after-sales customer service center of the Logistics Service Department, and they are the only ones who are collectively online at this time. This guy can really hook up three and four!
Slippers also stepped on the arrogant and gorgeous empress and rushed over, Mu Xuanxuan said sharply: "Give me back the computer!" ”
"Don't, it's cool, let me play for a while!" Zhao Ming held the computer to dodge.
"Hurry up and return me!" Mu Xuanxuan came to chase and rob.
A little girl's voice came from the computer: "Brother Drift, whose voice was it just now, it seems to be a woman?" ”
"The yellow-faced woman at home, don't pay attention to her, let's continue!" Zhao Ming laughed and drilled around the room with the computer.
Yellow-faced woman?! Mu Xuanxuan's eyes were straight.
"Ah, Brother Drift, are you married?"
"Uh...... Well, this one! I am such a high-quality man, I must have been famous for a long time! ”
"Woo, I thought I had found true love!"
"Hee-hee! Ah Ling, you're crying too fake! Sisters, wash and sleep, Brother Drift is already a husband, no play! ”
Zhao Ming hurriedly said: "Don't, my relationship with the yellow-faced woman has already broken down!" ”
This bastard!
Mu Xuanxuan was angry and chased after Zhao Ming to grab the computer, and was afraid that she would be photographed by the computer's camera or be recognized, so she glanced around with her beautiful eyes and grabbed the fruit knife on the coffee table.
Zhao Ming ignored and continued to giggle with the little girls, completely immune to her move.
"The surname is Zhao!" Mu Xuanxuan shouted in a calm voice.
Zhao Ming looked at it, he was very obedient, President Mu Da aimed the tip of the knife at his neck, looking sad and indignant and about to be heroic.
"That's all for today, my good wife is angry." Zhao Ming hurriedly closed the computer, walked over slowly in fear, and timidly handed the computer forward, "Mr. Mu, you look like a fairy who has fallen in love with the country and the city, you are noble and worth a lot, you have never been in love or married, so it's a pity!" ”
Mu Xuanxuan rolled her eyes in anger, it doesn't matter if the sycophants are fake, are you so persuasive? You mean I don't want anybody, right?
"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, have something to say!" Zhao Ming carefully put the computer on the coffee table, and smiled stupidly at the harmlessness of humans and animals, "I know that when you eat out, you never have enough to eat." Surely you're hungry now, right? I'm going to cook, braised pigeon, steamed sea bass, vermicelli meat foam green vegetable soup, okay? ”
"Humph!" Mu Xuanxuan was discouraged, threw the fruit knife back to the computer, "You are not allowed to touch my computer in the future!" This is what I use for work, there are a lot of important documents in it, and if I lose it, it will be a big deal! ”
"Yes, yes, President!" Zhao Ming was very dogleg and flattering, and made her a cup of chrysanthemum beauty tea, "You sit and drink tea, go on the Internet, watch TV, and there will be delicious food in a while." ”
"Humph!" Mu Xuanxuan snorted coldly again, but she felt a little relieved in her heart, it was really rare that this arrogant guy would let me go. It's really cool to see him so nervous! Hmph, I've got a new trick up his sleeve - pretending to hurt myself!
Zhao Ming was like a gray wolf who had been wilted by a frying pan, and hid in the kitchen to get busy. After a while, Mu Xuanxuan smelled the fragrance and was really a little hungry, thinking that she would be able to have delicious food soon, she couldn't help but feel a little moved: It's still a little good to have such a guy at home!
"Alright, let's eat!" Zhao Ming walked out of the kitchen with a smile, "The computer will lend me to play for a while, okay?" ”
"Don't even think about it!" Mu Xuanxuan gave Zhao Ming a little roll of her eyes, and walked to the dining table with the computer in her arms. It's so hearty, she can't help but move her index finger, and she really wants to eat it to her heart's content. But when I think about it, I'm about to go to bed, so it's strange that I don't get fat by eating this way. So I endured my appetite and only scooped a little bit of green vegetable vermicelli soup to pad my stomach.
Zhao Ming stood aside and looked at her pitifully and her computer.
Mu Xuanxuan blinked her eyes and ate people with a short mouth...... Forget it, play with him for a while!
"Don't mess with my papers!" Mu Xuanxuan patted the computer.
"Thank you, President!" Zhao Ming suddenly snatched the computer with a smile, sat on the sofa and boarded QQ.
"Hahaha, I'm Zhao Hansan back again! Beautiful little sisters, are you still there? ”
"Yo, Brother Drift, shouldn't you be punished by the yellow-faced woman at home to kneel on the motherboard?"
"How is that possible! She's washing my smelly socks! My yellow-faced woman is gentle and virtuous! ”
Mu Xuanxuan was scorched by thunder, and her intestines were so green that she suddenly regretted it, how could I have a little sympathy and guilt for such a guy? …… This guy hooks up blindly all day long, is poor and happy, is definitely the number one boring ghost and braggart in the sky, and is still an extremely tasteless turtle man! Zhao Ming, Zhao Ming, my dignified President Mu Xuanxuan is right in front of you, you still have the heart to tease those little girls in customer service, your aesthetics are as hopelessly rotten as your broken face!
After eating, Mu Xuanxuan mercilessly regained the protection of the computer and never let Zhao Ming touch it again.
Zhao Ming went to clean up the tableware, sealed the dishes that he hadn't eaten much with plastic wrap and put them in the refrigerator, and nagged like a housekeeper: "In case I don't have time to cook for you, you can use the microwave to heat it up and eat it yourself - microwave oven, high-tech, you should always be able to use it, right?" ”
"Nonsense." Mu Xuanxuan threw a sentence coldly, and there was still a little warmth in her heart. This guy is still very thoughtful, am I too fierce for him? …… No, there was a lesson in blood just now, and he must not be given half a cent of color, otherwise he would dare to open an international dyeing house chain store!
"Mr. Mu, can you lend me the computer for a while?"
"Get out of the way!" Mu Xuanxuan instigated and threw out the little Mu flying knife, fortunately, I was prepared!
"Hmph, capitalists are like this, they don't recognize people when they lift their pants!" Zhao Ming flashed into his room very decisively and closed the door deadly. Just kidding, don't close the door and wait to be hit by the computer!
"The surname is Zhao! You go to die!! ”
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After the early morning, Mu Xuanxuan was already asleep. The light was still on in Zhao Ming's room, he was sitting at his desk with a pen writing and drawing, and there was a lot of waste paper in the garbage basket.
Glancing at the night view of the city outside the window, Zhao Ming's face was no longer a hippie smile and a cynical mask, and his expression was as cold, serious and resolute as he had been in the army before. The eyes that have become a little hollow and sloppy after seeing too many scopes are condensed and sharp at this moment, and there is a faint sadness as sad as this night.
Finally, I finished a painting that I was slightly satisfied with. He picked it up and looked at it, it was a sketch of a girl, with a pretty nose, cherry lips, willow eyebrows, a pair of beautiful big eyes, and short ear-length hair and a sweet smile.
Once upon a time, Zhao Ming had to draw a portrait of this every day and hold it in his arms before he could fall asleep. Later, I finally got rid of this habit and walked out of that shadow. But every year today, he would paint one of these portraits and put it in an army-green iron box.
Today is her birth.
He opened an old, rusty, army-green iron box containing many sketches, a few notebooks, a simple bullet necklace, and an old harmonica.
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Early the next morning, the two got up almost at the same time. Mu Xuanxuan didn't give Zhao Ming any good looks, obviously a little angry. When she was about to go out, Mu Xuanxuan threw Xiao Mu Feidao vigorously, did she want to rub the car? There are no doors, so let's go and squeeze the subway obediently!
"When I have the money, I'll buy two Mercedes-Benz S600s." Zhao Ming put his hands in his trouser pockets and held a cigarette, and said curtly, "One is for yourself, and the other is for the second grandmother." ”
Could it be that the S600 is also a second-milk car?! …… Mu Xuanxuan rolled her eyes, "You'll never have that day!" You are the life of a warehouse manager for the rest of your life! ”
The Mercedes-Benz drove away, and Mu Xuanxuan looked at Zhao Ming from the reflector, snorting and sneering. Zhao Ming walked slowly behind, humming softly in his mouth, "One da, two da, three flames"!
The Mercedes-Benz car really stopped at once, Mu Xuanxuan was surprised in the car, and continued to ignite, but it couldn't burn, "What's the matter, didn't you just repair it?" ”
Mu Xuanxuan got out of the car, it was really annoying to break down in such a place, and it was time to go to work in a hurry. Looking back, seeing that the guy was walking slowly, Mu Xuanxuan was ashamed and annoyed, and wanted to ask him to help fix the car, but she couldn't open it...... It's so depressing!
Zhao Ming walked over with a smile, "Big capitalist, this car can't work, throw it away!" I'll suffer a little loss, carry forward the fine revolutionary tradition of saving and not wasting, and pick it up for you. ”
"Early in the morning, you don't block me!" Mu Xuanxuan said hatefully.
"Do you want the toiling public to fix your car?" Zhao Ming said with a smile.
"You...... If you want to fix it, fix it! Mu Xuanxuan squeaked and said goodbye, feeling very shameless.
"If you want it, you can say it, if you don't say it, how do I know you want it?" Zhao Ming laughed with a snort.
Stinky rascal, shut your broken mouth! …… Mu Xuanxuan scolded angrily in her heart, and didn't dare to scold out loud, otherwise he would hear it and no one would repair the car.
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