I'm glad that it's not those people in the four fierce and eight sledgehammers who are going to duel, it is said that those perverted hammers are either 400 catties or 800 catties, and you are embarrassed to say hello if you want to carry 1 or 200 catties.

Maybe some people don't understand what the concept of 130 pounds is pressed, yes, 130 pounds is actually not particularly heavy, equivalent to the body weight of an ordinary person, but even if a person is pressed up, he will not concentrate the weight of the whole body on one point, after all, people have a head, a neck, a chest, and a thigh......

But Xiang Yu threw the gun into my arms when I was caught off guard, which is equivalent to a 130-pound adult hugging a group and sitting on my chest, plus the power potential energy, it's strange if you don't lie down - if you are not convinced, you can find someone to try, I am almost more than 130 pounds, and I am very happy to help.

Xiang Yu put the gun in his hand, and danced a few guns at random, the gun was like a plastic stick in his hand, and I am now beginning to believe a little bit in the statement of ten thousand enemies, holding this perverted murder weapon, the trick does not need to be so mysterious, as long as it is opened in the crowd, it is a meat grinder.

Among the heroes, Lin Chong, Dong Ping, and Zhang Qing are all masters of making guns, but if they want to make this overlord gun, they can't move it, so they are full of confidence in Xiang Yu's battle.

Duan Jingzhu still said with a little regret: "It's a pity that Brother Wenhou Lu Fang is not here, if he doesn't let him feed Brother Xiang, he will also make Fang Tian draw a halberd." ”

Zhang Qing patted him and said, "Brother Xiang is a hero, how can it be rare to be so cheap?" ”

Lin Chong, who was old and serious, said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Xiang, although this shot has been played well, you haven't tried it to the end, is it a bit too hasty to fight today?" ”

I also said, "Yes, Brother Yu, aren't you in a hurry?" ”

Xiang Yu didn't speak, turned his back and muttered, "I don't have much time......"

Xiang Yu carried a gun, returned to the campus to find the rabbit, turned over on the horse, hugged us and said, "Everyone, Xiang Mou will go here." ”

Fang Zhenjiang hurriedly said: "Don't pay the price, let's take a look." ”

Wu Sangui also said: "Brother Xiang, the big war is coming, you have to pay attention to saving horsepower." He said that everyone realized this problem, and it would take more than 30 miles to go to Chunkong Mountain, although the rabbit was a miracle horse, it would definitely not be easy to carry him and the big gun together for more than 300 pounds to run the whole distance.

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "It's okay." ”

Wang Yin grabbed the reins of the rabbit and said, "That's it, I'll drive the coal truck to deliver the horse and the gun, and Brother Xiang, you and Xiaoqiang will come by car." Wang Yin's cart stopped at Yucai before he went to Singapore, and he is now the captain of the Yucai team, and he will probably drive this coal car for the last time.

Xiang Yu thought about it, then dismounted, handed the gun to Wang Yin and said, "It's hard work." ”

Wang Yin put the gun behind the coal cart and said in embarrassment: "But how can the horse get up?" ”

The back of the cart is about 1.5 meters high, and people have to grab the handrails to climb up.

Bao Jin pulled Li Kui and said, "Come, I'll hold the front leg and you lift the back leg, let's get the horse up." ”

Everyone: "......"

Shi Qian came out of the crowd and kept shouting, "I have a way, I have a way." I saw him jump on the car, take out an apple from his bosom and wave it at the rabbit, and say, "Good horse, come up here." The rabbit glanced at him contemptuously, snorted, and sprayed Shi Qian's face.

Xiang Yu smiled slightly, put two fingers in his mouth and whistled, and said loudly: "Xiao Hei, go!" ”

The rabbit heard the call of the master, walked back a few steps, trotted up, two front legs lightly lifted into the car, the hind hooves kicked in the air, and stood firmly on the car, and then it stared at Shi Qian with big eyes for a while, lowered his head and ate the apple in Shi Qian's hand, everyone laughed, and praised: "Good beast!" "I said in my heart: It's worthy of being through the ring of fire.

Then I asked Wei Tiezhu and Li Jingshui to drive two school buses to pull everyone up, and I, Xiang Yu, and Qin Shi Huang and the others still got into the van and drove all the way to Chunkong Mountain.

This time we have a little guy in the car - Cao Xiaoxiang, this child in addition to liking buns, and then Qin Shihuang is the closest, his fat uncle has selflessly passed on the secret book of Contra to 30 people, the two have also fought side by side for a period of time, and then is tired of being by Xiang Yu's side, although Uncle Xiang has never had a good face, but the things taught him are fresh and exciting, and now the little elephant likes Wu Sangui again, the old man has a bitter hatred for others, but he has fun with Cao Xiaoxiang, One old and one young giggled from time to time.

Wu Sangui sighed: "I died at the beginning...... When I left, my grandson was the size of a baby elephant. ”

I said in my heart, where did you come from, grandson, wasn't Wu Yingxiong castrated by Princess Jianning?

I asked the little elephant while driving: "Your Uncle Xiang is going to fight with Lu Bu, who do you want to win?" ”

Cao Xiaoxiang said unequivocally: "Of course I hope Uncle Xiang wins, my father said that Lu Bu is not a good person." ”

I smiled and said, "What does your father say about Lu Bu?" ”

"My father often told Uncle Xu Chu that he should not be too Lu Bu!"

The car was full of people laughing, and Xiang Yu also smiled: "This kid is popular enough." ”

I said with a straight face: "Brother Yu, popularity is popularity, this Lu Bu really has two strokes, don't underestimate the enemy." ”

Xiang Yu stopped laughing and said, "I just look down on him a little, even if it's for Ah Yu, I won't underestimate him." ”

I was silent for a while and said: "Don't get your hopes up, it will be thousands of years from here to you, my sister-in-law may not really be able to be in the same era as us, isn't this the case with Second Brother Guan, the three brothers, the eldest and the third master went to the Northern Dynasty and the Sui Dynasty......"

Xiang Yu nodded: "I'll take care of it." ”

When we arrived at the villa, the second fat kid hadn't come yet, and no one had lived here since the last time we came to make trouble, and the grass on the grass was almost out of legs, and the upstairs was a mess. Wu Sangui pretended to wander around, but in fact, he was observing whether there was an ambush around, the old man had been intriguing with people all his life, and he was careful everywhere, I called him back: "I want to know if there is an ambush and it is so troublesome?" I turned my head and asked Zhao Baimian, "Xiao Zhao, is there any murderous aura?" ”……

At this time, the two buses following us began to snort and snor, Wu Daozi put the drawing board up, and put a dry paintbrush at hand, his face was full of excitement, Xiang Yu and Lu Bu It seemed that even these literati were not willing to miss it, I said with a little regret: "I really should have taken the camera." ”

The heroes took out their mobile phones one after another: "Our phone can take pictures." Then they started discussing with each other: "How many bars of electricity do you have left?" "My 3 million pixel one, what about yours?"

Me: "......"

Wang Yin, in order not to make the rabbit feel uncomfortable, drove very slowly, the last, behind his car slowly followed a large container truck, fully sealed, the car drove to the middle of the grassland, the back door slowly rose up, and a few people ran out of the cab briskly without saying a word and began to build a slope bridge behind.

We didn't know what it meant, so we gathered around to watch the excitement together. When the bridge was built, the driver pressed another button, and a small fence was raised on the tail door of the container.

The horse looked a little taller than a rabbit, its whole body was snow-white, there was not a single stray hair, and the horse's mane did not seem to be repaired much, but the money spent on it was certainly no less than that of Beckham, and it was smooth and smooth like a steaming cloud.

The big white horse looked like a master who was used to being served, and people were busy outside to help it build a ladder, but it didn't even look at it, but looked around boredly, and when the long ladder was set up, it tentatively put a hoof out and stepped on it, and then shook its head and got off the car, and the workers hurriedly draped a thin blanket on its back, and began to carefully use a fine brush to catch it and wash the dust. Zhang Shun glanced at the container and said, "Hey, air-conditioned car." ”

The rabbit stood on the coal cart and looked stupid, it probably didn't enjoy such treatment when it was a horse race, it looked at the big white horse, the big white horse was also looking at it, it saw the rabbit standing on the coal cart in a shabby manner, and squealed, as if laughing at the rabbit, the rabbit breathed out from his nose, and he didn't know whether he was envious of others or a little angry, and he jumped off the coal car.

This battle has not yet been fought, and it is inferior in momentum, and everyone is a little unhappy, seeing that a horse is so aggressive, I don't know what Lu Bu should be arrogant about.

As a result, when Lu Bu came, we were all shocked, only to see that this kid rode a tattered Happy 250, wrapped in plastic sheeting left and right Fang Tian's halberd tied vertically to the motorcycle, like a window sill for people.

Lu Bu saw that the workers were not finished yet, so he went down to untie Fang Tian's halberd, and I took out a cigarette and walked up - in the eyes of others, he was Lu Bu, and in my eyes, he was the second fat who grew up fighting with me since childhood, and he couldn't say hello without saying hello.

I handed him the cigarette: "Coming?" ”

Er Fat looked at the cigarette in my hand for a while, and said a little hesitantly: "For this decisive battle, I quit smoking." ”

"How long has it been?"

“…… Quit this morning. ”

I kicked him in the ass and laughed, "Smoke!" Can a cigarette smoke you to death? ”

The second fat was embarrassed to light the fire and said, "You guys are here early?" ”

I said, "Just here." ”

Then the two of us didn't have anything to say again, and we were now in the hostile camp.

The second fat put Fang Tian's halberd in his hand and waited for the workers to call it a day, but those people were only busy with their work, carefully scrubbing every inch of the big white horse Zhou's body, and finally the second fat was really impatient and shouted: "Are you finished?" It's a horse and it's not a motorcycle, what do you rub it all the time, and whose is it that the patent leather rubs off? ”

The workers hurriedly sped up when he shouted, and then got into the car and walked away.

Erfat put the halberd in the grass, and untied a lot of things from the back seat of the motorcycle, and took it apart, it turned out to be a well-made leather armor, but at a glance, he knew that it was a modern handiwork, and it should also be invested by He Tiandou.

The second fat put on the leather chest guard and leather shawl, and I laughed and said, "Hey, Bronze Saint Seiya, I haven't finished the Zodiac yet." ”

The second fat smiled uncomfortably, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, went over to carefully inspect the belly belt of the big white horse, and then turned over on the horse. Seeing this, Xiang Yu also fished out the overlord gun from the coal cart and got on the rabbit, and the two rode on the horse in a big circle around the field, from trotting to running fast to galloping, although the big white horse was arrogant, but it was really not said that it was running hand in hand with the rabbit on the grass, one white and one black, and the two off-string arrows were similar.

I wondered, "What is this for?" ”

Lin Chong said: "Walk the horse first, these two people will make a move, and they will definitely not be able to distinguish the result without three or five hundred moves, and the horse's feet must run away." ”

After a while, the hero and the Eight Heavenly Kings were sitting on their knees, and I knew that I was going to start, and sure enough, the two of them on the field gradually slowed down their horses, and after half a circle, the second fat stood face to face on the left and Xiang Yu on the right, and the second fat hugged Xiang Yu and said: "Before you, I call you Brother Xiang, you may not be my name." ”

Xiang Yu returned the salute and said, "You're welcome, I know that you are the number one general of the Three Kingdoms." ”

Er Fat said: "You and I are fighting, we can only say that we are doing our own thing, but there is no grudge, there are no eyes on the battlefield, we just want to do our best, we don't have to fight to the death, what does Brother Xiang think?" ”

I only heard someone in the crowd say: "Before he hit, this kid is cowardly!" I glared back, knowing that this must be said by the people in the heroes, the four heavenly kings they will not say such things, the two sides are at war, and the common disease of the awakened modern people is that they are soft-hearted to varying degrees, and they have been dull for twenty or thirty years, and they have not seen blood, in fact, let alone two lives, even if it is the same person, let him live for decades, his wife and children are hot on the kang, and he is only afraid that the former heroes will no longer be able to hold a knife.

Xiang Yu listened to Erfat's words, and said with a slight smile: "I don't want your life or leave your life here." ”

I let out a sigh of relief and grabbed Xiuxiu's snack and ate it, and now, this duel can finally be watched with a relaxed mind.

Xiang Yu continued: "It's just that I have a request. ”

The second fat said: "Please speak." ”

"If I win, you promise to help me find Yu Ji, right?"

"Yes."

"Well, my request is that if I win, don't alarm her yet, take me to see her, and let me decide when to restore her memory."

Er Fat said: "There is no problem with this, I promise you for our boss." ”

Xiang Yu put the gun on the horse: "Please!" ”

The second fat put Fang Tian's halberd flat on his chest: "Please!" ”

The heroes stared with bated breath for a moment, all took out their mobile phones, and waited nervously for the two to start a war, lest they miss the highlights if they were not careful. Wu Daozi was holding a pen in his hand, and he looked full of leisure, but I found that his eyes didn't blink for more than a minute, and he was probably waiting to be captured.

Look at Xiang Lu and the two of them, and at the same time pull the horse to rush to the other party, after all, the rabbit is a war horse with the memory of the previous life, and the master has the same mind, Xiang Yu bowed slightly, it already understood that the master was going to charge, and as soon as the order was issued, it had already run on the road, Xiang Yu had a gun in one hand, and let out a long whistle, when he was still dozens of steps away from the second fat, he suddenly changed his hands to hold the gun, and smashed his head and face to the second fat, and the gun and horse arrived, and the second fat had just started at this time. The two of them also passed by, Xiang Yu pulled the reins, and the rabbit turned around beautifully, ready to launch a second charge.

After the second fat shot was finished, he looked down at the big white horse inexplicably, he tentatively pulled the reins, and the big white horse did not move.

In fact, we can all see it very clearly at that moment just now, Xiang Yu's shot fell down, and the big white horse's body was a stumbling body, and after that, its waist seemed to be a little collapsed, and now the second fat pulled its reins hard, and the big white horse was no longer able to react, and I couldn't imagine that the beast that looked so majestic was actually a showcase.

So a more maddening scene appeared on the field: Xiang Yu waited for the second fat to turn his head with a gun, but the second fat didn't move for a long time, and the human butt and the horse's butt were all working hard at Xiang Yu.

After a long time, the big white horse finally eased up a little and began to move, only to see its front two legs inside the figure, the back two legs outside the figure, swaying slowly and slowly turning, just like the swinging little wooden horse we sat on when we were children.

The rabbit saw that the big white horse costume B was finally struck by lightning, and he also laughed.

Xiang Yu looked at the second fat, sighed and said, "Wait until you change horses and fight again." ”

The second fat lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, and after a while, he said "um", and then jumped off the horse and rode directly on the motorcycle, and I shouted in the clouds: "Don't you want your horse?" ”

The voice of the second fat came from afar: "I gave it to you." ”

And then...... This duel seemed to be over.

Master Gu said well, the decisive battle between masters is often between one or two rounds, this is not a fool!

This big war from brewing to preparation, touched everyone's hearts, although it was only a war between two people, but it was no less than the war between the two countries, because of the reputation of the overlord of Chu and Lu Bu, everyone who heard it was moved, and as a result, the foreplay was done a full ten, and in the end, the two points did not show up and collapsed, and even the opportunity to find the old military doctor was not given!

(To be continued)