To say that my nerves are not strong, and I have seen many strange things, since the moment Liu Lao Liu led the second fool to me. Basically, I never fretted about anything again... Although I rarely even wear sunglasses.

In China in the early part of the 21st century, I have seen many emperors, heroes, literati and writers, and I have not even beaten them. But more than 2,000 years ago, the Qin Dynasty. I met a quasi-prime minister who knew Jinbei and listened to "Single Love Song", which is another matter.

I vacated for a few seconds. Only then did he ask Li Si in a low voice in surprise: "Where did Brother Li come from?"

Li Si naturally understood what I was talking about, and said with a smile: "I remember the year I died, Zhao Benshan, and they performed a sketch called "The First Stroke". ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Oh. It was 2007, what did Brother Li do before his death?"

Li Si said: "I teach junior high school history. He was in his 40s when he died. Gastric cancer. ”

I shook his hand and said, "Let's mourn." "I immediately jumped up again." Then how could you be reincarnated in the Qin Dynasty again?"

Li Si spread his hands and said, "How do I know?" Don't just talk about me, what's going on with you, I've seen it a lot. I've heard of a car accident and reincarnated as a baby. I've never seen even a car pass through the land together. ”

I said, "I'm two different things, and that's what I do." ”

Li Si suddenly said: "Time and Space Administration?"

I was ashamed and said, "Do you think I look like a civil servant?"

Li Si smiled: "Contract worker?"

“… It's pretty much the same, and the work is basically the same. ”

Li Si took a step back and said, "Then what do you want to do." Take me away? You have created my land, and you have to do it. The nature is that it is framed by the police. He touched his head and thought about it. Suddenly, he said, "Li Si... So I'm still a prime minister in my life. The middle school teacher, who suddenly became the prime minister of the country, laughed with satisfaction.

I hurriedly said, "I don't have time to talk to you now, I have to see the fat man inside." ”

Li Si was stunned for a moment. He glanced back at the Qin Palace. Said: "So you've seen Qin Shi Huang before?" It seems that few people know that he is a fat man. ”

"We're buddies... I won't tell you more, but I'll do me a favor. Although you haven't been a prime minister yet. But after all, it's their own people. ”

Li Si had a lot of questions to ask, and nodded when I said that. But suddenly he grabbed me again and said, "I can help you, and you have to promise me a condition." ”

I stamped my foot and said, "Hurry up!"

Lees asked, "You should be able to go back to 2007, right?"

I honestly replied, "I'll go back to 2008." What's the matter with you?" Actually, I also want to go back to 2007, when the two stupid were all there, we were all together and fart, but that would completely go against the original intention of heaven, Brother Dao is not stupid...

"In 2008? That's fine!" Li Si suddenly said a little gloomy: "After I die, I will leave a daughter who is in the fifth grade." Her mother is a worker, and the living conditions at home are not very good. I want you to take care of their orphans and widows. This... It doesn't violate the rules of your unit, right?"

I didn't think it was a good taste when I heard it. immediately agreed: "No, I will pay them every month in the future." ”

Lees looked at my broken gold cup. Doubted: "Then do you have the ability, seeing that you don't have good economic conditions for driving this car, right?"

I'm speechless... It's okay to be blinded by people when you drive a broken car in modern times, but I didn't expect to be despised in the Qin Dynasty. I'm going to drive that Mercedes off-road, he's not going to ask that.

I blushed and explained, "Actually, I'm quite rich. It's true. When you died, you had heard of five-star juniper wine, and tea, which were all bought and sold by me. ”

Li Si looked at me and said, "Yo." So you're the headmaster of Yucai?"

Me: "..."It's really a place name, a tree and a shadow, the prestige of our Yucai has spread to the Qin Dynasty!"

Li Si no longer doubted and asked, "How do you want me to help you?"

"I'm going to see the fat man now. And you have to give him a slice of it. You can do it. ”

Li Si pondered for a moment. Suddenly jumped in front of everyone. Dancing with his hands: "Hey, don't say it, after eating this, my waist is no longer sore, and my legs are no longer painful." It's not hard to get on 5 in one go!" Did the Qin Dynasty have 5 cents?

People looked at Lees, who looked like he was crazy, and looked at each other. Someone whispered, "Crazy?"

At this time, Lees rolled his sleeves over his shoulders. At first glance, he walked around twice in the middle. hugged his fists and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the little one has just arrived in Guibao Land. Everyone has money to hold a money field, and some people have a personal field..."

As he passed me, I whispered, "It's a little too much." Remember, if you eat the ground, you don't just get chicken blood. ”

Li Si was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly calmed down. Break one foot into your bosom. Raised one hand to the sky and made a yoga movement, and said in a deep voice: "Eat this." I feel a balance from the inside out..."

An old doctor poked his head out from behind the guards and asked, "Li Keqing, are you okay?"

Li Sishen chattered: "I'm fine, I've never been good." ”

The old doctor said, "How do you feel after eating?"

Lis: "Whoever eats knows." ”

The old doctor saw that Li Si was really fine after eating. And his eyes lit up. Then he said loudly: "Tongshi Wang Yulu, I think we shouldn't just let Li Keqing take the risk to try, but everyone should try it together." ”

A group of old men stared at the ground in my hand and were eager to try: "Well, it makes sense. ”

Lees stood in front of me. He waved his hand again and again: "No need to try, I think this is indeed an immortal." ”

I exclaimed, "Then they'll have to try it even more." ”

A minister: "That's a mistake!"

Depend on. Not fooled.

In the midst of all this chaos. The eunuch sent an order: "The king has an order." Offering people to meet you.

I'm about to go inside. But he met the two eunuchs who were in a hurry, and said sharply: "You need to search your body before entering the palace." ”

I took a step back and said, "Someone has searched for it." "These are two middle-aged eunuchs, with loose skin and ten fingertips, and they want to be touched by this kind of person. I'd rather sit back in the car and be splashed with.

One of the eunuchs giggled and said, "We can be trusted when men work roughly, but what kind of sharp weapons do you hide?"

I shook the goosebumps on my body and said, "It's gone." The last sharp weapon on my body can only hurt a woman. ”

The eunuch was stunned. Suddenly, he covered his face with his hands and said shyly: "You are so bad." ”

Damn. I can't hurt you!

At this time, I heard someone shouting: "The king's decree, the person who offers the treasure can be exempted from being searched, and go to the palace quickly." ”

I hurried around the two eunuchs. Walking briskly inside, the fat man's office is extremely wide. At least as high as a badminton hall. Stand with me. At a glance, you can't see the appearance of the people on the opposite side, on both sides, there is 1 Beigen like a rafter copper pillar, and the whole hall is majestic and rugged. The people standing in the hall are as humble and small as the papier-mâché, and I look left and right as I walk, and Li Si will not dare to be careless at all. Whispered: "Bow your head!"

I hurriedly lowered my head and continued to walk, looking at countless people's feet and necks. Then came to the throne. Lees pulled me again, and I stood beside him. After a pause, I only heard the eunuch above ask angrily: "Li Keqing." The king asked how you feel after eating it?"

Li Si hurriedly stepped forward and said respectfully: "The minister only feels refreshed, and his body is as light as a swallow." At the end, he added an interjection "Ah..."

I couldn't hold back my snort, and Lees put a hand behind me and shook it at me. Signal me to be serious. In fact, his actions are very unserious. It's just that as a modern person, he is also much bolder, and if he had been scared to death before, he wouldn't have dared to.

There was silence again for a moment. The eunuch said again: "The Great King's Order." Bring it up. A figure walked up to me with a plate. Wait for me to put it on.

At this juncture, I was afraid of the extraneous branches, so I raised my head without caring about anything and said, "I have to personally present this to the king..." Accentuated by the gloomy atmosphere of the main hall, he looked full of majesty, and when he saw me raise my head, his mouth moved, and the eunuch beside him said sharply: "Bold!"

My worst fears happened. The dog wins the fat man day by day, and he is really the front side and the back side of the person, and he is so amiable when I am there. Once he became the king of Qin again. In an instant, he became a big-tailed wolf. He didn't even bother to tell me personally.

I'm afraid the fat man will move his mouth again and shoot me against the wall. Busy said: "King Mingjian, as long as this leaf leaves my hand, it will lose its nature." The heart of Xiaoqiang's fist can be expressed. Saying that, I temporarily remembered two sycophants, and said loudly, "His Majesty the First Emperor Ze was mighty and virtuous by the common people, and he dominated the rivers and lakes for thousands of years..."

Everyone didn't understand these words, but they slapped the fat man's comfort, he scratched his head, and said in person: "Who is the first emperor?"

As soon as I heard this tune, I was almost so cordial that I was about to shed tears, and I said: "The king will definitely cover the three emperors and five emperors in the future, and he should be called the emperor together, because you are the first emperor, so you should be called the first emperor." ”

As soon as the ministers heard my words, they suddenly had a premonition that I would have a prosperous official fortune in the future, and they responded with all their might: "Well." It makes sense!"

Qin Shi Huang was very happy, and said with a smile: "Shedi is very good, come up to you." ”

Li Si and I made a victory gesture to each other, and walked up to the rostrum with an arrow... Belch. In front of the throne, he put a piece of temptation grass pestle in front of Qin Shi Huang and said, "King please!"

Qin Shi Huang saw me so positive. Instead, he hesitated, and he first looked at Lisi below. He muttered, "This Yue (葯)..." I could already smell the faint aroma of the temptation grass. The word temptation of temptation grass is originally based on this fragrance, and it itself has the effect of seduction and encouragement. When the fat man smelled it, his Adam's apple was moved, and he couldn't help but take a piece and look at it carefully. Slowly put it in your mouth...

I was so relieved that I couldn't help but relax and put one arm on Qin Shi Huang's table, and asked with a smile: "Brother Win, do you remember me?"

The people down there couldn't hear what I was saying. The eunuchs around Qin Shi Huang heard it clearly. Without waiting for the fat man to speak, he said angrily: "What a bold man." Get down!

Qin Shi Huang also slapped the table vigorously. shouted: "Ha gas (go down)!"

The eunuch shouted at me, "Do you hear me, go down!"

Qin Shi Huang turned his head and glared at him: "Hungry (I) Shedi is greasy (it's you)!"