I managed to squeeze to the front, and what was waiting for us was a brand new red ground to the podium, and in addition to the red carpet, there were hundreds of people holding fireworks with evil smiles on their faces...

I had no choice but to whisper to Baozi and Ersil and Master Li: "Hurry up as soon as the music starts for a while, before they can understand it, Song Qing's kid has already put on the music, so I had to drag the bun and walk briskly to the rostrum in the wedding march of "Dangdang Dang Dang..."

Zhang Qing, who was closest to me, saw through my trick at a glance, and as soon as he twisted the flower tube, there was a "bang", and the broken flowers suddenly enveloped us... I'm glad he didn't use it as a hidden weapon.

Zhang Qingyi took the lead, others followed suit, and for a time the overwhelming paper ribbons exploded above our heads, I held the bun and slid quickly, I didn't expect the bun to secretly drag me, which meant to slow me down, and then I also understood, today our bun is wearing more than 3 wedding dresses, and her demeanor is as graceful as a princess, who wants to run away with me like a crazy woman at this juncture?

Then slow down, slow down, anyway, once in a lifetime, the consequence of this is that we are gradually buried, I can't figure out so many people, where are so many flower sprays, not to mention one person, some still have two in their pockets, resulting in no one in sight where we pass, and when we go to the rostrum, everyone has at least half a pound of shredded paper on their heads, Song Qingshu smiled and said: "Now I invite two newcomers to speak, who will come first?" ”

I took the microphone, but it was sprayed so hard that I couldn't remember what to say for a while, so I had to look down and say, "Everyone... Have you eaten them all? ”

Everyone laughed: "No, wait for you to speak." ”

I handed the microphone to the bun: "Then I'm done." ”

Baozi seems to have something to say for a long time. As soon as he took the microphone, he asked, "Are you all here for our wedding?" ”

Everyone laughed: "It's all!" ”

Baozi handed the microphone to Song Qing and muttered: "There are so many people... I'm done. ”

Everyone: "..."

Song Qing was stunned for a long time by our incoherent speech, and then reacted, glared at us, and then proceeded to the next item: "Parents of both sides, please." Ask the four elders to come to the front. ”

According to the convention, the music at this time is Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law, my father carried my mother on his back with a cat, and he went to the rostrum in a few steps, but the old accountant was not slow, holding the bun and her mother and my father went hand in hand, everyone only felt a flower in front of them, not waiting to laugh at the two pairs of old men, the two old men were already standing firmly on the rostrum, they laughed proudly. Smirk...

Shi Qian and Duan Tianbao sighed: "What a light skill! ”

How do they know that this is the wisdom of the working people, the two old men don't know how many weddings they have attended in their lives, and they understand that if they take a slow step, they will have to suffer all kinds of abuse, and we will get married here. Playing the old club is the main thing.

Song Qing smiled and said: "The two old men are really old and strong, now please answer my three questions with your wife on your back." ”

The two old men are thieves, and they know that this is a trick. They all said, "You can only ask three, and you don't ask the names of people... China has a population of 1.3 billion, and their names are insignificant. ”

Song Qing smiled: "How can I be so lacking in virtue, come, carry it first." ”

The two old men had to carry their own wives on their backs, and Song Qing asked my father: "How many heroes are there on Liangshan?" ”

My dad said lightly, "Everyone on earth knows it, 108." I stabbed my dad: "Wrong, 109!" "I'm still one!

Song Qingdao: "Even if you answer correctly." Then he asked the old accountant, "How many heavenly gangs are there among them?" ”

The old accountant said: "36 days and 72 earth... Small: +: 108 people I can't say all. ”

Song Qing laughed: "Now, I have to invite the best man and bridesmaid to speak..."

The two old men could only stare there.

The second fool took the microphone and said a little nervously: "Then I'll ask." Is it considered married after being the best man and bridesmaid? As he spoke, he glanced at Master Li and said, "I'm not going to marry her." The scent of her body made me dizzy. Master Li was so angry that he kicked him, Jin Shaoyan also jumped vigorously, and everyone leaned forward and backwards with laughter.

When the microphone arrived in Master Li's hand, someone finally said a few words, otherwise it would be out of tune, and finally Master Li smiled and said: "A thousand words can't say enough to thank everyone... But for the sake of the two old clubs, that's all I can say. Everyone laughed, and the two old men said gratefully, "What a good girl." ”

Song Qing took the microphone and said, "Now ask the second elder the last question, and you must answer it truthfully." ”

The two old men nodded nervously, they didn't dare to underestimate Song Qing after suffering a loss.

Song Qing suddenly put the microphone between them and asked, "Did you sleep well last night?" ”

The two old men: "... Good. ”

Song Qing smiled: "Okay, now you can put the two old ladies down." ”

The old men were so angry that they whispered to me, "When did you meet such a bad friend?" ”

I said in my heart that you take advantage of it, and you don't know what will happen to his brother when he comes.

Next is the bride and groom to change their words, I have a thick skin, I have called in the morning, easily called two red envelopes into the account, the bun is usually very grinning, and in the past two years, I have followed me home, but this is indeed the first call to parents, red face timidly screamed, the second old man still happily patted the two big red envelopes in her hands, the bag is like a small pocket, not 10,000 is 8,000, this older generation picks daughter-in-law, "can live" is the first element, Ever since Baozi kicked my mother out of the kitchen and put a meal on the table when she first came to our house, the second elder really liked this girl, and now she smiles like two flowers.

For today's scene, the four old people all have a feeling of being in the clouds, especially the old accountant, they are the same as Baozi, they have always thought that a large part of so many people are running in from the outside to see the excitement, and then I heard that they are all my friends, and I was shocked.

As soon as the ceremony is over, the banquet officially begins, and there are 6 halls in the happy forest

Mat. That is to say, the people who came to our wedding today probably struggled with how to sit for customers and ordinary friends at first, but then they simply didn't care. How do you like to sit and how to sit... It doesn't matter.

So Yan Jingsheng sat in the middle of the four heavenly kings, and the heroes were pulled to the table of the martial arts conference, and there may be a Yucai parent sitting next to the literati.

Baozi and I changed into a neat set of traditional dresses and began to toast each table, and a few boxes were finished. I dragged her into the box where the five-person group was located, and the original five-person group and later Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan gathered together, Jin Shaoyan, Feng Feng and Cao Xiaoxiang were also among them, Cao Xiaoxiang said as soon as he saw us come in: "I wish my father and Sister Baozi a happy wedding." "Everybody's happy.

Baozi took out a big red envelope and stuffed it into his little hand and smiled: "What kind of age is this..."

I took a glass of wine and said to Qin Shi Huang, who had been with us all the time, "Brother Ying, you are the hardest person today. A toast to you. ”

Qin Shi Huang said with a smile: "Your own people will wrap (don't) the society (say) these." ”

Baozi only remembered something at this time, and asked Mulan and Master Li, "Hey, cousin, cousin, why aren't you at the in-laws' table?" ”

Hua Mulan and Master Li glanced at each other. I didn't know what to say, so I hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter if he kisses him or not, how lively and how to sit." "Fortunately, the buns are sloppy enough, otherwise she wouldn't want to think about how my cousin can embarrass us as a mother-in-law, but I'm afraid that my mother is the first time to see these two nieces.

In the past six months or so, our people have experienced countless happiness together, just like a family, Baozi on such an occasion, actually quite twisted, holding a glass of wine and saying: "I have an idea... I know it's not appropriate. But I still want to say..."

Everyone said, "Say." ”

“… Well, we've had a great time together, and I think... Don't laugh at me. I wonder if we can never be separated in the future..."

Except for Fengfeng, it can be said that everyone here knows each other well. Most of them are determined to leave in less than half a year...

After everyone was stunned for a moment, Master Li first clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, we won't be separated in the future." Baozi smiled: "The big stars have agreed, what about you?" In order not to spoil her, everyone said, "Agreed." ”

Bao Ziwu thought to himself: "After I got married to Qiangzi, everyone is still living in the pawnshop, and when we save enough money to buy a big house, you will also work together, let's buy the house together, and when you marry a wife and marry someone, we will also live together for generations." ”

Seeing that she was thinking beautifully, everyone smiled and said, "This is the best." ”

Baozi was so excited that he drank a glass of wine and said, "I'll go to the toilet first..."

Liu Bang pulled me aside and whispered: "Xiaoqiang, you have to treat the bun well, she is my dream lover, but I was deceived by your kid, I Liu Mou's life, I have never lost so badly by stealing things from others..."

At this time, I saw him ascend to the sky out of thin air, and Liu Bang danced in the air and said, "Damn, I poked someone's sore spot again." ”

Xiang Yu threw him aside, and said to me with a little loss in his hand: "Xiaoqiang, it's still the same sentence, only I can't give you anything..."

Indeed, in the five people + 2, in addition to him has helped a lot for my wedding, Xiang Yu has been sullen since the day he came, after finding Yu Ji, I also saw him happy for a while that night, and now there is still a depressed look on his face, it can be seen that it is difficult to tell clearly between gains and losses, Zhang Bing and us people are not very able to get along, so he didn't call her with him today.

I clinked my glass with him and said, "Brother Yu, don't say that..."

It's broken! Baozi her father saw that today's high friends were full, and even the city leaders came several, although his daughter showed his face, but as a mother's family, the momentum was obviously suppressed, and the death was to save face again, and drank some wine, swayed to the rostrum, took out a photo from his arms and said: "... In fact, Xiaoqiang took eight sedan chairs to marry my girl, how can we say that it is also a famous family..."

The people below followed suit: "What kind of famous family?" ”

The old accountant raised the photo in his hand: "Our old Xiang family is a descendant of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and this photo is the proof that my grandfather donated his ancestral land wrench to the government... That's the ground wrench that King Chu personally used! ”

I covered my face and sighed...

Xiang Yu ran out in shock. He took a look at the photos that people were circulating, and walked back with a smile behind his back, "I really wore it." He slapped me hard. The previous depression was swept away, "Xiaoqiang, it seems that the most precious gift for your marriage is still from me." ”

Isn't it, he gave the bride to him.

I said with a bitter face: "You are my ancestor, and your whole family is my ancestor." ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "Let's call it brother." ”

After the buns came back, we had to continue to toast to other tables, but there were too many people, not to mention whether the time was tight, how much did we have to drink? So, naturally, I remembered the timeless method: replace it with cold water.

Relatives and leaders have already paid homage to this before. According to the order, I led the buns to come first between the Yue family army and the heroes, Xu Delong and a few heroes and a few talented teachers together, everyone was naturally blessed, I poured wine for the buns and myself. I drank it all, but I didn't know that I had done it in the wine, and of course it was used in the five. After drinking it, she was stunned and said, "This wine..."Fortunately, she was not stupid and knew that this was a necessary measure, so she exaggerated, "... That's great! ”

The acting is so bad! How can the owner boast so much about himself? Dong Ping Yang Zhi suddenly felt that there was a ghost when he saw it, grabbed the bottle and drank it, and shouted: "What about the newcomer taking cold water instead of wine, what do you say?" ”

"Punishment!" The crowd laughed and coaxed.

This time, the left and right cups were drunk, and the buns fell heroically on this table.

He Xiuxiu helped her to rest, and people no longer embarrassed me.

Xu Delong saw me and sat down on the side. followed over, took out a painting and said: "Xiaoqiang, you are newly married, I would like to give you a gift on behalf of Marshal Yue and all the Yue family troops who are here." ”

I looked at the word and was stunned. Immediately understood that a little bit of strength was coming, and said excitedly: "Marshal Yue writes the ground? ”

Xu Delong nodded lightly. At this time, 300 people scattered everywhere suddenly stood up collectively, startling others.

I solemnly took the scroll, opened it and saw that there were eight big characters written on it, "clean and self-righteous and awe-inspiring", which is not only a portrayal of Yue Fei himself, but also an earnest entrustment to his juniors. Looking at the paper and handwriting, they are all modern items, that is to say: Yue Jiajun has found Yue Fei!

Xu Delong knew that I had something to ask, so he patted my hand and said, "I'll explain it to you in detail later, now you should be busy with your own business first." ”

I nodded.

Although the bride drank down, but still can not be rude, I held a bottle of cold water and continued to swagger around, the heroes are too lazy to expose me, I saw Li Tian sitting next to a well-dressed woman with a sad face, and did not dare to drink the wine, so she could only keep picking up vegetables, between the two, there was a little girl of eight or nine years old, with big eyes and a round face, and she looked crystal clear and very cute. He greeted me politely and said in Li Tian's ear, "Since the groom is here, you are allowed to have a drink." ”

Li Tianru met with amnesty, gluttonously touched a glass of wine with me, I looked at his little girl and said with a smile: "How about our marriage in Panmen, you have also seen the little elephant, how smart." ”

Li Tian said disdainfully: "If there is a spectrum or not, how old is the child?" ”

I lowered my voice and said, "After marrying this family, you are Cao Cao's family." ”

Li Tian: "..."

Just such a time, I only heard someone shouting in the hall on the first floor: "Xiaoqiang buns are so happy, and they will be connected on the National Day." Everything goes well for the early birth of a noble son, and the choking Long Dong chokes on the air! ”

When the heroes heard this, they shouted in unison: "It's the second sister and Zhang Qing!" "Saying that the mountain ran down, just listening to the last sentence I knew that it was the last martial arts conference that sold strong pills that came, at that time the heroes only felt that this couple was like Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, but they didn't think much about it, after the four heavenly kings made a fuss, then they knew that there was a reincarnation, and now it seems that most of these couples are the vegetable garden couple on Liangshan.

Sure enough, downstairs, the two of them and the old man and the two children set up a stall to play with sticks, and the heroes came and went like the wind, dragging these people upstairs to drink, and the couple struggled vigorously, thinking that they had met the plainclothes city management.

In the chaos, a person quietly dragged me twice in the back, I looked back, and saw that it was Fei Sankou, I wiped my sweat and said: "You scared me, why did you come?" ”

Fei Sankou said: "I came a long time ago, and I just watched the ceremony." ”

"Then why didn't I see it... Oh, I see, work requires it, it's always hidden in the environment, right? ”

Fei San smiled, gave me a lighter and said, "Get married and give you a gadget." ”

I took it and looked it up and down, "Is this a camera or a thief?" ”

Fei Sankou said depressedly: "It's just an ordinary fire engine, but it can be windproof, waterproof, and oxygen-free combustion." ”

I was embarrassed to say, "Thanks, when are you going to give me an automatic lead that can turn people into idiots?" ”

Fei Sankou: "... I don't think you need to, I suspect you've been pressed with that kind of thing. ”…

When the first batch of guests began to disperse, there was actually a person who was late, and this small man came directly to me and asked, "You are Xiaoqiang, right?" Wedding celebrations. ”

Judging by his appearance, this man is very ordinary, and he always has that kind of smile on his face that makes people feel solid and warm.

Today I have long been accustomed to this kind of greeting, and I hurriedly said: "Hello, hello, please take a seat." Eventually, I asked, "Are you..."

The man whispered, "I am Mao Sui." ”

I scratched my head and said, "Sounds familiar." ”

Mao Sui reminded me: "I was brought to the ground by Liu Laoliu." ”

I clapped my hands! I said, why is it so unstable today, didn't you see Liu Lao Liu before he was able to collapse? I knew that this old guy wouldn't let me stop, and when I got married, everyone gave me a gift, and he took someone!

I asked, "What about others?" ”

Mao Sui said: "He said he won't come in, let me find you myself." ”

Since the customer is here, I can't kick people out, so I thought about it and said, "Mao Sui... Is it the one from the palace? ”

Mao Sui was full of black lines: "Self-recommendation... Self-referral..."

I was embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I'll take you to dinner first, and I'll introduce someone to you later, and she'll take care of you." ”

Mao Sui said: "You are busy, just tell me what this person's name is, I will go by myself, this is my strength." ”

“… Okay, you just go upstairs and look for Xiuxiu. ”

The wine was drunk until about three o'clock in the afternoon, and the people were almost gone, and the old men on both sides of us were forced to withdraw from the battlefield as early as half past one. People kept being sent into the lounge, so much so that I searched several rooms to find the bun that I had just woken up from, and she was still a little confused, muttering and not knowing what she was talking about, so I dragged her to say hello to the people and came outside the hotel, where an extended double R (Rolls-Royce) was already waiting for us.

Baozi said dizzily: "Aren't you married, why are you still sending it to the station?" ”

I got her in the car, and I rolled to the other side to lie down, we were far away in the car for the first time, Baozi finally sobered up, she sat up curiously, opened the wine cabinet to see, and measured the distance between us with her legs, and finally said in surprise: "Such a long car, how did you turn around in the third ring road?" "yes, I'm still drunk.

Sure enough, after saying this, the bun fell asleep again.