Chapter Sixty-Six, The Angry Apple
Wang Xiaotian didn't pause at all, and he didn't even glance at Xu Qing in the middle, just when they were curious and wanted to come over to take a look, they heard "Okay." ”
The three of them were stunned for a moment, and Xu Qing was even more surprised: "That's good?" ”
"Well, you see if you like it, it's yours in my eyes, it's real." Wang Xiaotian nodded and handed over the A4 paper in front of him.
Xu Qing took a look, the whole person froze, and the person on the painting was smiling and smiling, indescribably smart, even the people who looked at the painting couldn't help but have the urge to laugh, is this really himself?
Ding Li and the young man at work also came over to take a look, and they were also calmed down at the same time.
"It's like it's alive, big brother has good skills" Ding Li exclaimed, he was a rough man and didn't know how to appreciate it, but he also knew that it was a good painting in the face of that lifelike picture.
"Chinese painting, gongbi, you have studied professionally." The young office worker pushed his glasses and said word by word.
Wang Xiaotian said with a smile: "I haven't studied professionally, hobby." ”
This is not a pretending to be forced, the life of a cultivator is not like that of mortals, if you don't find something to have fun, you don't know what crazy person to cultivate, so most old monsters know a lot of acrobatics, Wang Xiaotian often wanders in the mortal world, and he has learned the skills of the bloody mortal world.
Although it is only played on a whim occasionally, even if it arises once a year in a thousand years, it is no worse than a professional who studies all day long, and this is the advantage of cultivators.
It is okay for a martial artist to prolong his life, but he will definitely not live for hundreds or thousands of years like a cultivator, of course, these Wang Xiaotian will not say it if he is killed, so he can only humbly bear the amazement of everyone.
"Thank you for the painting." Xu Qing carefully saved this special painting, and then took the initiative to leave his QQ to Wang Xiaotian, the reason was to ask him to send her the photos in the camera and the pictures of the travel photos.
In this regard, in addition to nodding in agreement, I took her mobile phone number by the way...... The young man who watched this scene at work had a straight eye, a master, a real master!
It was only a little more than an hour from G City to Shencheng, so everyone had no intention of resting, Xu Qing was bored for a moment, and actually took out a deck of playing cards from his bag and raised it: "Do you want to play?" ”
The three gentlemen glanced at each other, who could refuse a beauty's request, and nodded in unison: "Play!" ”
So, the four on this side, began to play a hot game, to be very warm and casual, but the other side of the aisle is not so harmonious, not there will be a scolding sound, and then directly escalated to scolding, which directly affected the game of the four.
"It's annoying!" Xu Qing dropped the card, her face was angry, and when she saw that the three of them were stunned, she immediately reacted and explained: "I don't mean you, I mean that person." ”
As she spoke, Xu Qing pointed in the direction diagonally opposite her, Wang Xiaotian and Ding Li turned their heads to look at the past, and the aisle diagonally opposite them was already crowded with people, but a six-seater there was still very empty, and the smug scolding came from there.
Standing up, Wang Xiaotian's altitude is also high in the south, he crossed a lot of people's heads, looked over, and saw a middle-aged woman lying on three seats, with a pillow on her back, looking at the crowded people in the aisle with a proud face.
"It's great to be rich, it's kind of to go by plane!"
"That's it, if you have the money to buy three tickets, why don't you buy a soft sleeper, it's!"
"This is the mentality of a rich man, don't pay attention, just let her go!"
There was a low curse in the crowd, Wang Xiaotian also understood, the emotional aunt Niu Cha coaxed to buy three consecutive tickets, one ass stood for three seats, and an old man made half a butt in the seat on the side because he was not feeling well.
Originally, this was not in the way, because with her five-short figure, she couldn't reach three seats, but just like that, the aunt was not satisfied, and scolded the old man for a long time, and apologized to the old man and left to continue standing.
The people around are all upset, but they don't dare to do anything to that woman, after all, they bought tickets openly, and there is nothing wrong with enjoying the seats, but that face is really hated.
"Really, after the reform of the deep city, many locals are like this!" Xu Qing's face was uneven, the woman's accent was a local accent, she stood up and walked to the old man's side, Xu Qing smiled and said, "Grandpa, I still have a spare place here, come here." ”
"This, no need......" Obviously, the old man had not recovered from what had just happened, for fear of upsetting any passenger and being scolded.
But Xu Qing couldn't help but break up and pull him over, and said with a smile: "It's okay, they are all my friends." ”
Under Xu Qing's hospitality, the old man sat down, and the young man who was an office worker also squeezed his seat inside, and the three of them would not be too crowded when they sit.
The situation here was seen by everyone, and there was a burst of applause, and the middle-aged woman also saw it and couldn't help but let out a cold snort, "Poor!" ”
"Cut, pretend to be better than some people!" If you want to say that the beauty effect is really not to say it, someone immediately supported Xu Qing.
The woman got up at once, and looked angrily at the person who spoke, but she didn't name anyone, no matter how spicy she was, she had no choice but to stop the passing fruit cart and say loudly: "I want a piece of fruit, the most expensive!" ”
Clinker, the flight attendant didn't give face, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, the fruit is ten yuan per serving, what do you want?" ”
"You~hum!" Dropping down a ten-dollar bill, the woman who felt deeply shameless took a box casually, and the expression on her face was very wonderful.
This scene directly caused a burst of laughter from many people in the carriage, and I have to say that what this woman did really offended the public.
"Grandpa, are you feeling well?" Xu Qing saw that the old man's face was still a little pale, and couldn't help but ask with concern.
"This uncle seems to be sick." Ding Li was a little unsure, he was just a Chinese herbalist, and he could only look at his complexion, this old man was indeed abnormal.
"It's not a disease." Wang Xiaotian directly denied it, he asked the old man: "Uncle, didn't you rest well last night?" ”
"Yes, I'm afraid that I won't be able to buy a ticket too late, so I went to see my son and daughter-in-law who work in Shencheng, and I have been queuing up early in the morning until now, maybe I haven't eaten breakfast and am hungry." The old man smiled bitterly and said that people like them who don't know how to use new means have only one way to queue up to buy tickets on the train.
Everyone was stunned, Xu Qing hurriedly rummaged through the bag, but only took out a few packs of snacks, and was about to chew some for the old man, but was stopped by Wang Xiaotian, he smiled and said, "This uncle is in good health, how can he collapse if he doesn't eat breakfast, he may not have rested well, the air in the train is not smooth, and he is just dizzy." ”
"Just let this uncle smell it." Wang Xiaotian put an item on the table in Xu Qing's hand, and everyone looked at it, but it was the hooked vine that Wang Xiaotian used to paint.
Ding Li clapped his hands: "Yes, the smell of hook vine can cure dizziness and nausea, it will definitely work, big brother, you are really god!" ”
Indeed, Wang Xiaotian's performance can't be admired by people, and he is favored by the beauty, Wang Xiaotian just shook his head slightly: "How can I compare with my brother, it's just a matter of learning and using it." ”
As Wang Xiaotian said, the old man smelled the smell of hooked vines for a while, and there was really a significant improvement, Xu Qing looked at Wang Xiaotian with admiration, the two were almost the same age, but she felt that Wang Xiaotian knew too much better than herself.
"By the way, I'm still standing, the old man is breathing." Xu Qing remembered something, and gave up her seat directly to the old man, but she was standing.
When Wang Xiaotian saw this, he couldn't help but say, "You don't mind crowding, it's better to sit on my side." ”
"That's it, big girl, you are much better than that mother-in-law, sit down!" Ding Li moved his ass in a little as he spoke, and Wang Xiaotian also moved, vacating most of the chairs.
Xu Qing sat down, but a scream sounded over there: "That dead hillbilly, who are you talking about!" ”
Ding Li frowned, and he was not polite: "Let's just say that the mother-in-law who dominates the pit and doesn't, what's the matter!" ”
The woman jumped up again, and she stopped when she was angry, and now she was not afraid of picking up a hillbilly, and scolded directly: "Dead poor ghost, the old lady can deal with the seat as she likes, it's your business, if the plane is not delayed, this broken train old lady will not sit yet!" ”
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Ding Li immediately competed, "It's better for me to be poor than if you have no conscience, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, you are a rich person, you don't know this reason when you enjoy higher education?!" ”
"Haha~ Laughing to death, which law must let it be allowed now, what can I do to me if I don't let you?" The woman's words directly turned Ding Li over, you talk to her about morality, she talks to you about the law, and this is a bird!
"Look at what, don't think that a few of you have a conscience, you, that's you, you care so much about a stinky head, it's not that you want to be eyeballed, you want to be famous! Phew! "It's good now, this woman directly ignited the flames of war on everyone, and Xu Qing became the focus of her attack.
Another fighting chicken, Wang Xiaotian shook his head, and pulled down Ding Li and Xu Qing, who wanted to argue, "Brother, don't be angry, Xu Qing, you too, people are doing it, but it's good to be worthy of your heart." ”
Although he said this, Wang Xiaotian himself stood up and directly faced the fighter: "That aunt, I am looking at the appearance, I see that your Yin Tang is black, but you are going to be unlucky recently, this is all you say, just listen to it yourself." ”
"Curse me? Dead on the streets! "The fighter is full of combat effectiveness, but it's a pity that Wang Xiaotian has already sat down and really done what he said.
There was no goal, she could only stare fiercely, so she was unwilling to lie down, but soon got up again, scolded for so long, and was thirsty.
Washing an apple with mineral water, the fighter took a bite of it, but the next scene shocked everyone on the spot, only to see a sound, the apple ...... It actually exploded!
Looking at the fighter, her face was full of debris, as embarrassed as she was, and the most important thing was that her mouth was obviously swollen, and she let out a terrible scream.
"Come on, people, there's a bomb, there's a bomb—"
"Eh, it seems that my physiognomy is still good, even Apple is angry." A rather downhill sound rang out.
"Haha-" The carriage finally burst into laughter.
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