Chapter 027: Look at the face
Su Can finally took a breath and said with a smile: "If your head falls off, it will be a bowl-sized scar, and you will lose all of our faces called Hanako." ”
"But this is more painful than turning around, Brother Su." Mo Xiaohan covered his face and pretended to cry.
"Okay, it's not hard for me to heal." Su Can saw that Mo Xiaohan was also choked enough, and said, "You swear - I am willing to ask Su Can to treat me, if there is a false thunderstorm!" ”
"It's really unpleasant!"
Mo Xiaohan cried with a sad face, knelt on the ground with a plop, and raised his hand to the sky: "I, Mo Xiaohan, sincerely begged Su Can to treat me, if there is half a lie, the sky will thunder, and I will not die!" ”
Lan Duxue pursed her lips and said, "Are you enough, Brother Su?" Uncle Mo is also a handful of years old, and he is still an elder in our gang......"
Su Can's face flushed: "Okay, okay, get up, I'll treat you." ”
Mo Xiaohan smiled and said to Lan Duxue, "It's okay, it's okay, what's the age?" The emperor is the Son of Heaven, and he still has to worship the prince of heaven and earth. Besides, I'm not kneeling to Su Can. ”
Su Can looked around and said, "Is it to find a quiet place, or to solve it on the spot here?" ”
"It's called Hanako, it's home everywhere, that's it." Mo Xiaohan sat down cross-legged on the side of the road and said to Lan Duxue, "Xue'er, Dharma Protector." ”
"Protector of the Dharma? It's just like the real thing. Su Can glanced at Mo Xiaohan, sat behind him, and put his palms on his shoulders.
Mo Xiaohan said that the Dharma protector was to ask Lan Duxue to protect them from being disturbed while healing. But Mo Xiaohan didn't know that Su Can's internal force transportation method was different from the martial arts inheritance on earth.
On Earth, one person heals the other's fortune, and if they are distracted when they are exhausted, both of them are in danger of going mad.
But Su Can's galaxy determination method is very different. Regardless of the strength of the true qi in the body, it is like a surging river, and the cycle is endless. As long as a breath remains, the true qi in the body will be inexhaustible.
If it weren't for that, with Su Can's current weak true qi, he would have died many times last night, and he would have died many times at this time.
Lan Duxue reached out and took out a broken bowl from Mo Xiaohan's sack, placed it on the side of the road opposite, then put a few coins in the bowl, spread out her long hair, and squatted down with her head down.
What kind of Dharma protector is this? Aren't you just staring here? I didn't expect Lan Duxue to set the bowl so casually and put on her hair, she really looked like a poor little beggar.
Su Can shook his head, adjusted his breathing and began to exercise.
It is more troublesome to force soft thorns for others than to heal yourself. In addition, the soft thorns on Mo Xiaohan's face have been pierced into the bones, so it is a bit difficult.
Su Can spent ten minutes, sweating, and finally finished.
Mo Xiaohan and Su Can both closed their eyes and sat cross-legged on the ground to rest.
He could only hear a clanging sound in front of him, and when Su Can opened his eyes, a coin swirled on the ground in front of him. An aunt was walking in front of her, still pitying in her mouth: "This little is called Hanako, it's so pitiful." ”
Su Can Waterfall Khan, I'll strangle it, I look like a beggar like this?
In fact, Su Can didn't look in the mirror, he didn't know how weak he was now. I fell down from the stairs last night, my hair was covered in mud, and I rolled on the ground again when I got into a fight with a vicious dog. Although there is not much dirt on his head now, it is still as messy as a chicken coop, dirty.
plus the outfit on his body, plus the scar on his face that was pierced by He Qingzhi is still .......
Lan Duxue grinned and ran over with a broken bowl: "Congratulations to Brother Su, congratulations to Brother Su, you have opened!" ”
Su Can picked up the coin, stood up and was about to throw it in Lan Duxue's broken bowl, and said, "It's good for you." ”
In Lan Duxue's bowl, there were already more than a dozen coins and a five-yuan ticket. Su Can even thought that it was not bad to be a beggar, which was much higher than the income of an hourly worker.
"How does this work?" Lan Duxue hurriedly stepped out of the way and said, "There are rules in the industry, and the first time I asked for the money was Qian Ma." It must be kept forever, if you lose your mother, you will starve to death in the future! ”
"Huh?" Su Can was taken aback, the taste of being starved to death was not pleasant. He hesitated for a long time, but finally carefully put the coin in his pocket and pinched it outside his clothes.
"That's right!" Twilight smiled heartily. In fact, she made up this set of nonsense, how can there be such a strange thing?
She was just bluffing, making Su Can psychologically accept the reality that she was a beggar.
The soft thorns on Mo Xiaohan's face were pulled out, he was in a good mood, jumped up from the ground, and said, "Brother Su, in order to express my gratitude, at noon today, I will invite you to a big dinner!" ”
Su Can gave him a blank look: "Do you know how much a big meal costs?" Can you make money out of your sack? ”
"Cut!" Mo Xiaohan slapped Su Can on the shoulder and looked at Su Can with disdain, "My old beggar has been focusing on begging for sixty years, and it costs money to eat?!" ”
"You don't need money to eat, could it be that it's your cousin who runs the restaurant?" Su Can finally seized the opportunity, and hurriedly sneered at him, "Or that flower girl, or some kind of golden bamboo rudder, honor you, right?" ”
Mo Xiaohan shook his head again and again, laughed, and said, "I'll open your eyes today." Let's see how I take you to a big meal without spending a penny! ”
Su Can thought for a while and said, "Okay, but it's clear." It is not allowed to pay the bill in advance, it is not allowed to bully people by force, and it is not allowed to ...... Kowtow and beg for help, don't sneak away ...... after eating, and don't eat leftovers! ”
Calling Hanako can ask for some change, and you can ask for some scraps. But to say that you can get a big meal is simply a fantasy. Su Can would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than Mo Xiaohan's broken mouth.
"It's a deal!" Mo Xiaohan looked calm, as if he was used to doing this every day, "Tashan County, you can designate a high-end restaurant, right?" ”
Su Can grinned: "Then wait for you to eat a big meal, stretch out your old face and smoke it!" Which hotel's security guard is stronger and more energetic? I think about ....... ”
"Don't think about it, let's get drunk in Xianju! Although the scale of that house is not large, the cooking is very delicious. Twilight interjected.
"Hey, this can't work, no, no!" Su Can hurriedly interrupted Lan Duxue's words, "Any one will do, but this one won't work." ”
The drunken immortal lives next door to Lao Hu's almond hall, if he dresses like this to eat, in case he is seen by the butterfly fairy, then how will this master be in the future? Isn't it a shame to throw people to grandma's house?
Lan Duxue rolled her eyes and said, "Then be it, Brother Su." I'll take you around, and by the way, see where there are good restaurants, and then you and Uncle Mo will go to eat. ”
"Good idea." Su Can turned around and said to Mo Xiaohan, "Xue'er and I will go to step on the spot first, don't follow the bill in advance, and then pretend to be a fool and say that you don't need money to eat." Do you hear that? ”
Mo Xiaohan impatiently poked his ear with his little finger: "I hear, I hear, the old beggar is sleeping on the side of the road, wait for you to step on it well, and come back to inform me." ”
Lan Duxue bit her lip and smiled for a long time, and said, "Brother Su, you are mistaken, stepping on the point, it is an incision to steal the door." The incision of our beggars is called looking at the face. ”
"Uh......, just look at the face, who called us Hua Zili. Let's go. Su Can sighed in his heart, he was escorted from the capital to Tashan County, but he still couldn't get rid of his life as a beggar.
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