"My good brother, I was wrong, I won't dare next time. Will you spare me? "Crystal learned it all over again.

Chen Qingyun's disdainful voice came from the bathroom: "Cut, it's not sincere at all." If I were to shout like you, I'm 100% sure you won't open the door for me. ”

Crystal is this depression, this guy is actually worse than himself!

"Alright! Then I'll shout to you again! For the last time, I don't have the patience to give you a strong demonstration. In order to seduce Chen Qingyun to take the bait, Crystal had to shout loudly again.

Chen Qingyun sat on the top of the washbasin, holding a smoke ring, and listened to the cry of the crystal very comfortably. It's a little interesting, this Nizi shouts people in this tone, which really makes people's bones crispy.

At this moment, outside the door of the two of them, there were two women standing, who were Chen Qingyun's grandmother and mother Qin Song.

"What are these little couples doing! This brother and sister, the title has been changed? Chen Qingyun's grandmother's head was pressed against the door, and the two could hear the two shouting, but they couldn't hear the ordinary conversation.

Qin Song's face was slightly red, he understood but was embarrassed to explain, so he could only say, "I don't know either." Mom, isn't it bad for us to eavesdrop on other people's little couples like this? ”

As soon as I saw the little couple downstairs walking into the room, Chen Qingyun's grandmother was moved, pulled her daughter-in-law and ran to the door to eavesdrop. I want to see if the two little guys are doing serious things. She wants to hold her grandson, how can these two people do it if they don't work hard?

Qin Song was also helpless, so he had to come along. This mother-in-law wants to go crazy if she wants to great-grandson. But then again, she didn't think her grandson was in the same hurry.

Qin Song felt a little embarrassed to eavesdrop, but her mother-in-law took it for granted, and said without looking back: "What's wrong." When you got married, I didn't hear about it. ”

“…………”

"Okay, don't listen, let's go! Hehe, there is hope for holding on to your grandson! ”

"Hey, why aren't you responding?" After the crystal shouted, he waited for a long time and didn't see any action from Chen Qingyun, so he had to ask.

Chen Qingyun sighed and said, "Hey, your shouting is too difficult. I couldn't learn at all. You'd better open the door quickly and stop making trouble. I'm a little sleepy. ”

Crystal was dumbfounded, what the hell? It's too hard to learn?

"Do you think I'm joking with you? If you say you don't learn, you won't learn. Hurry up and learn, or don't think I'll open the door for you. "Crystal airway.

Chen Qingyun's indifferent voice came from the bathroom. "Alright! Whatever you want. The view from the bathroom is very good, there are small pants to see, how beautiful! ”

"Hmph, look! Look at it as you like, watch it all night, and it will disgust you! "Crystal airway. Now she understands, she just fell for this guy again.

Chen Qingyun's smug voice came from the bathroom again.

"Hehe, you can sleep in the bathroom with your pants in your arms. This is the life I dreamed of for a long time. Yo...... This little panty is worn! Good sense of surname, I smell it, and there is a smell of incense, it smells so good! I'll sniff a few more of them. ”

Crystal was outside the bathroom, and her face turned red as soon as she swooped. Such a picture involuntarily came to mind.

Chen Qingyun was naked, and his lower body was surrounded by a jumping bath towel. With a lewd expression on his face, he held a small underwear with a surname in both hands and put it under his nose, and sniffed his nose intoxicated. Then silver bloomed in his eyes. The light of the light slowly stuck out his tongue, and then ............ "Ah! Thinking of this, Crystal shouted. Don't! ”

This guy is so disgusting that he actually wants to lick his panties. This must not be allowed to happen, Crystal shouted, quickly untied the rope, and rushed into the bathroom.

However, the picture inside made her dumbfounded. The picture she imagined in her mind didn't happen at all, Chen Qingyun just sat on the wash basin and smoked, and didn't do anything at all.

"Baby, you're too tender. Let's learn new tricks more from Du Niang! All of your tricks I played when I was in elementary school, and you're out. Chen Qingyun jumped off the sink, patted the dumbfounded crystal shoulder, and walked out of the bathroom with a smile.

It's just a little bit of Taoism and fighting with the master, and it's still a little worse.

Crystal was stunned for a long time before she came to her senses and was fooled again. Very sadly, he turned around and returned to the room, and was depressed to find that Chen Qingyun was actually lying on the only bed in the room, and it was in a large shape, occupying the entire bed.

"Hey, do you have a bit of a gentleman's demeanor? There's only one bed in this room, so you should give it to me, the lady, right? Crystal pinched her waist and said angrily.

"But we're husband and wife!" Chen Qingyun pretended to be confused.

"We're fake!"

Chen Qingyun stretched out his finger and shook it, and said, "If you think so, then you are very wrong. Have you watched "Rent a Girlfriend Home for the New Year", and the people in it are also fake? What happened to be the result, I got married and had children, and it became true. So! In this world, things are true and false, false and true, you don't care too much. Moreover, the United Nations is now advocating a low-carbon lifestyle. So, we need to really take action and not pay too much attention to the things that look gorgeous on the outside, but are actually more polluted and dirty. ”

The crystal was so confused by Chen Qingyun that it was so confused, where is this! It is said that the front village is not the back village, and the front and back are not in tune!

"What the hell do you mean?" Crystal really didn't understand, so she had to ask.

Chen Qingyun smiled and said, "My meaning is very simple. It's me who sleeps in the bed and you sleep on the floor. ”

“…………”

Crystal tried several ways to kill people with her eyes, and after finally failing, she ran to the cabinet and found a pair of shiny silver scissors.

The blade bloomed with a chilling light, and when you held it in your hand, it felt cold and transparent, and it immediately increased the combat power index to more than 10,000 points.

The crystal used the scissors in a decent way to make a clicking sound in the air. "If you don't get out of bed, don't blame me for cutting it ruthlessly!"

This woman is really unreasonable, looking at the scissors glowing with cold light, she feels a cool breeze in her lower body. For the sake of a happy life in the future, Chen Qingyun can only compromise.

Now, Chen Qingyun hates Zhang Xiaoquan to death.

You say that you sell scissors so well, what are you doing, and the happiness of men has almost ruined you. Damn scissors!

Chen Qingyun jumped out of bed, came to the balcony, and looked at the position of the next balcony, which was about three meters away. Fortunately, they are all open-air balconies, Chen Qingyun's skills are not bad, and it shouldn't be difficult to jump over.

"Xiao Shuishui, you must lock the door of the room, and don't open it when anyone calls it. I'll figure out how to get in myself tomorrow morning. After speaking, Chen Qingyun jumped onto the balcony, and with a force of his legs, his body rose into the air and disappeared.

Crystal covered her mouth in surprise, this guy is crazy! Hurriedly rushed to the balcony and saw that Chen Qingyun was already standing on the balcony of the next room, waving at her.

Crystal swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, this guy is dead! This is the second floor! If you accidentally fall down, you won't die, but what if you fall well!

Crystal was thinking uncertainly, when suddenly a black shadow flashed in front of him, and Chen Qingyun jumped back again. She screamed in fright.

Fortunately, Chen Qingyun was agile and immediately covered her mouth.

"Shhhh Be quiet, and don't be heard. ”

Crystal nodded, and Chen Qingyun let go of his hand.

"Why did you jump back again?" Crystal asked curiously.

I didn't think much about it just now, and flew straight over. But just as I was about to jump again, a question suddenly came to mind. Next door is the empty room, the next room is the peach blossom room, and then down is Zhai Lingwei's room, and then his own room. In other words, you have to jump four balconies in a row.

It's not that hard. The problem is that Chen Qingyun is worried that there are people in Peach Blossom's room. If it's seen, it's a curse. In order to be sure, Chen Qingyun had to jump back.

"My grandma and my mom should be in Peach Blossom's room. Peach Blossom hadn't been back for a while, they must have thought about it. If you happen to see me in front of the window, it's bad. So, now you have a very difficult task, which is to go to their room right away and figure out how to buy two seconds. I was able to pass without a hitch. ”

"Isn't it! It's so troublesome, you can't just sleep here. Rest assured! I'm not going to tease you. Crystal pouted, indifferent. It's just that you have to sleep on the ground. ”

In fact, it doesn't matter where he sleeps, Chen Qingyun is not worried about crystal, but about himself.

"The problem is, I'm going to tease you! Okay, stop talking nonsense. If you don't want to be molested, just go knock on the door! From now on, knock on the door after mentally reciting the ten counts, and then take ten seconds to draw all the attention in the room to you. Understand the process? In order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, Chen Qingyun carefully arranged the time.

Jumping several balconies in a row, a few seconds is enough. If it goes well, it's easy to cross a balcony in two seconds.

Crystal had to nod helplessly, to be honest, Chen Qingyun slept in her room, she was really a little unsure. After seeing Chen Qingyun standing on the balcony again, he began to silently time in his heart, opened the door and walked out of Peach Blossom's room.

Chen Qingyun jumped easily and went to the balcony of the empty room. Standing on the balcony railing again, I began to count silently in my heart. If you want to be foolproof, you can only match the time of the crystal.

Crystal came to the door of Peach Blossom's room, and had just run out of ten seconds. Then there was a knock on the door, and it opened quickly. Chen Qingyun was really right, the two old men were really in Peach Blossom's room.

"Jingjing, you haven't slept yet!" Qin Song, who opened the door, asked strangely, the two of them seemed to be in full swing just now, why did they run to Peach Blossom's room after such a while.

"I'm here to see Peach Blossom." Crystal walked into the room and saw Peach Blossom and Chen Qingyun's grandmother playing cards.

In fact, Crystal didn't have to think of any way to attract the attention of the people in the room, as long as she stood in the room, everyone's attention was on her.

"Sister Crystal, do you want to play together?" Peach Blossom asked very obediently. When the two old men were around, she pretended to be a thief like an obedient child.

Crystal smiled and shook her head, "No." Your dad said you didn't eat much at night. Let me come over and see if you're hungry, ...... To ......"

I saw that Chen Qingyun's figure suddenly appeared on the balcony, took two steps in a row, and disappeared on the balcony, and it was estimated that he had arrived on Zhai Lingwei's balcony.

This speed is too fast, this guy must have been a monkey in his previous life, otherwise why is he so flexible?

Fortunately, everyone was paying attention to the crystals, and they didn't see what was happening on the balcony behind them.

"Jingjing, hurry up and go to sleep! If Peach Blossom is hungry, we will make food for her. Qin Song said with a smile.

"Alright, I'll go back to sleep first. Peach blossom, listen to grandma and grandma! ”

Crystal walked out of the room, stood in the doorway and patted her chest. It's so thrilling and immersive, but it's more exciting than the thrilling scenes in the movie!

After looking left and right at no one, he hurriedly ran back to the room. It wouldn't be nice if someone wanted to go to her room for a while. I locked the door and lay down on the bed, finally feeling at ease.

Zhai Lingwei couldn't sleep tonight. When I returned to my room, I didn't feel sleepy after tossing and turning. I don't know why, when I think of Chen Qingyun drinking Tiger Whip Wine, I feel hot all over my body.

What is he doing now? How did he sleep in the same room with Crystal?

I really couldn't sleep, so I came to the balcony to breathe.

The moon is round tonight. The ancients said that when the moon is at its fullest, make a wish, and the gods in the sky will hear it. Then the person's wish will be fulfilled.

I didn't believe much in these things, but Zhai Lingwei still decided to give it a try, and she used it as a pastime to relieve her boredom.

Put your hands together, face the moon with your head held high, close your eyes and pray silently: O God! It would be great if there were two Chen Qingyun in this world. One for me, one for crystals! God, if you hear my prayers, give me a Chen Qingyun!

'Whoosh! ’

Zhai Lingwei heard a voice next to her, opened her eyes and looked, startled, only to see a black shadow from a distance jumping three or two jumps in front of her.

Goblins, ghosts, flying thieves, or flower thieves!

Zhai Lingwei barely thought about anything, because the figure had already arrived in front of her!

Oh my God!

Chen Qingyun didn't expect Zhai Lingwei to appear at this time, since he rushed out, there was no turning back. Crossing Peach Blossom's room, he didn't dare to pause at all, so he flew directly towards Zhai Lingwei.

Puff ...... Chen Qingyun twisted his body in the air, turned into a sideways and rushed towards Zhai Lingwei, in order not to bump into the other party, he had to take the other party in his arms.

The two fell to the ground together, Chen Qingyun was in pain, but Zhai Lingwei was unharmed, because underneath her was a human flesh pad.

"Sister Lingwei, are you okay?" Chen Qingyun asked with concern.

Zhai Lingwei's body trembled, and before the other party pounced on her, she had already seen who it was.

Shaking his head slightly, he quickly got up from Chen Qingyun. "I'm fine, you didn't get hurt, did you?"

Chen Qingyun sat up from the ground, shook his head with a smile, and was about to speak. I heard the sound of the balcony door of the peach blossom opening, hula!

After that, Chen Qingyun's grandmother and mother came out!

(To be continued)