Chapter 0189 - The Universe is Super Big Fool
When Yi Tianhao was eating at noon, he heard Tong Xiaoxiao mention the selection of cheerleaders this time, and now almost every time he eats, Yi Tianhao, Yan Xueer and Tong Xiaoxiao sit together, Tong Xiaoxiao's two best friends and Zhang Guang sit together, and the five of them sit around a dining table.
At this time, Yi Tianhao sat in the middle position, Tong Xiaoxiao sat on his seat, Yan Xueer sat on his right, Yi Tianhao's opposite was directly opposite Liu Yue, Li Chunmei and Zhang Guang sat on her left and right respectively, Zhang Guang is now more and more attentive to Liu Yue, and he is obedient to him, at first glance, he is a typical example of strict wife management, but Liu Yue is gradually moved by him, Liu Yue's conditions are also first-class in their class, and they were moved by Zhang Guang, which is also a great gain for Zhang Guang.
A few people were chatting while eating, and Liu Yue over there suddenly mentioned the matter of cheerleading: "Xiaoxiao, this time for the cheerleading selection, it is said that you and Zi Ruoqing can be included in the list directly without screening." Alas, I'm so envious, if only I could have one. ”
"Hey, what's that, do you think cheerleaders are fun? It's just dancing for them there, or shouting and cheering them on during the game. ”
"You can't say that." Liu Yue said with envy, "I remember watching the basketball league of the university before, and those handsome guys were all staring at the beauties of the cheerleaders, and the cheerleaders were all beautiful women, and almost every girl would be surrounded by a large group of flies!" ”
Tong Xiaoxiao sneered and said, "You like flies, I'm not interested, I still feel that flies are too disgusting!" ”
Although Tong Xiaoxiao said so, it was difficult to hide the smug look on her face, after all, she was able to be directly selected for the school basketball team, which fully proves her charm, cheerleading is actually an alternative beauty pageant, and there are only two girls in the whole school who are directly selected without screening, including one of them, which is already very illustrative.
Liu Yuejiao said: "Okay, Xiaoxiao, you say you don't care, just go proudly in your heart, I don't know you yet!" However, I have rarely heard of Zi Ruoqing's activities before, she seems to be very low-key and mysterious, I don't know if she will join this cheerleader this time. ”
Zhang Guang's eyes lit up and said: "Zi Ruoqing, is she one of the two school flowers with the same name as Xiaoxiao?" I've seen her before, it's really a beautiful country, even if it's a fairy. Oops. ”
Zhang Guang said, his arm was suddenly grabbed by Liu Yue's little hand, and it rotated left and right three hundred and sixty degrees, Zhang Guang grinned in pain, Liu Yue still felt puzzled and snorted: "Hmph, is it still beautiful?" What's wrong? Seeing that the country is fragrant, you don't want to think about it, then you can go after Zi Ruoqing!! ”
Liu Yue let go of his little hand, Zhang Guang looked at his arm being pinched, and secretly said in his heart that he was unlucky, it seems that he should pay attention to what he says in the future, Yi Tianhao saw that his little brother was bullied so badly, and couldn't help but say: "Liu Yue, in fact, you are wrong, I understand Zhang Guang, and I still have a lot of duty, in fact, it is a man's nature to appreciate beauty, unless he is not a man, do you want to marry a eunuch husband!" ”
Liu Yue's pretty face turned red, and she said coquettishly: "Brother Hao, you know how to help your own brother speak, Xiaoxiao, look at your man bullying me, you don't care!" ”
Tong Xiaoxiao giggled and said: "Okay, okay, Brother Hao, they don't care about their own affairs in the future, don't you know, beating is scolding and love, and not enough love is kicking, the harder Liu Yue beats, the deeper his love for Zhang Guang is." ”
"Oh, I see." Yi Tianhao nodded with a smile, and looked at Liu Yue, who was flushed, with a playful expression.
Li Chunmei sneered and said: "Look at Liu Yue's usual rudeness, it turns out that he loves Zhang Guang to the extreme, Zhang Guang, marry a girl who loves you so much in the future, this is your greatest blessing!" ”
Hearing everyone say this, Zhang Guang didn't feel any pain anymore, and danced excitedly: "So that's the case, Liu Yue, don't worry, I will treat you well after getting married." ”
Looking at Zhang Guang's stupid appearance, everyone else laughed, and Liu Yue stepped on Zhang Guang with a flushed face, and said coquettishly: "Nonsense, who said that I was going to marry you, I didn't want to marry you!" Hmph, self-inflicted! ”
Zhang Guang and Liu Yue were playing over there, Yi Tianhao remembered the matter, and began to whisper to Tong Xiaoxiao here: "Xiaoxiao, are you going to join the cheerleading team at school?" ”
Tong Xiaoxiao said: "If the school doesn't choose me, I won't go, if I do, then I'll consider it." But I heard that you were selected for the school basketball team, so why don't I join. ”
Sure enough, Yi Tianhao could see from Tong Xiaoxiao's expression that Tong Xiaoxiao still cared a lot about the position of this cheerleader, but could he not let Tong Xiaoxiao's appearance break his pickle girl plan, you know, this cheerleader is a concentration of all the beauties in the school, how can he give up the entire forest for the sake of a tree, he must let Tong Xiaoxiao give up this plan.
Yi Tianhao thought about it in his heart, made up his mind, and said with a serious face: "Xiaoxiao, I think it's better for you not to participate!" ”
"Why?" Tong Xiaoxiao looked at Yi Tianhao, and snorted coldly with a suspicious expression, "Oh, I understand, are you afraid that I will disturb you to pick up girls?" ”
"Of course not." Yi Tianhao patted his chest and promised, "Xiaoxiao, my feelings for you are definitely from the sky, the sun and the moon can be seen!" There are indeed many beauties in the cheerleading team, but all their beauties together are not as good as Tong Xiaoxiao's toes! ”
Tong Xiaoxiao snorted: "Don't fool me here, unless you say a reason, don't try to coax me with a flamboyant tongue!" ”
"Alas, Xiaoxiao, you simply don't trust me so much, it really makes me a little sad." Yi Tianhao sighed and said, "It's in vain that I'm thinking about you wholeheartedly, and my mind is full of you, but you actually suspect that I will hook up with other girls, are you so unconfident in my noble character?" ”
"It's because your character is too noble, so I don't have confidence, hurry up and say why!" If it was someone else, seeing Yi Tianhao's sad face at this time, he would have been deceived by Yi Tianhao's passionate performance, but Tong Xiaoxiao, who knew Yi Tianhao's character well, was not moved at all.
Okay, the little goblin is the little goblin, it seems that Lao Tzu does not fully display his flickering magic skills, this time it is not to be confused, Yi Tianhao continued his passionate performance, Yi Tianhao's eyes became a little sad for a while, and the whole person exuded a sad temperament: "Xiaoxiao, since you don't trust me, then I will tell you about it." Have you ever been a basketball cheerleader before? ”
Tong Xiaoxiao thought for a moment and said, "When I was in high school, the teacher wanted me to be a cheerleader, but I didn't go!" ”
Yi Tianhao continued to ask, "Then do you know anything about cheerleading?" ”
"Isn't it just dancing and shouting?" Tong Xiaoxiao said, but she was a little bottomless in her heart, and whispered, "I don't know very well." ”
Okay, okay, I haven't been a cheerleader, and I don't know about it, so I'm relieved. Yi Tianhao breathed a sigh of relief and began to say with a serious face: "Then you definitely don't know how hard the cheerleaders are, you can only see their beautiful side, but you don't see their hard side." In fact, the surface scenery of the cheerleaders is all bought by the hard work and sweat behind them. ”
Tong Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and said with some disbelief: "Dancing can also be regarded as hard work?" That's an exaggeration! ”
Yi Tianhao said with a serious face: "Xiaoxiao, I don't want to listen to what you say, do you know what you call it?" You're a complete repudiation of the efforts of the great cheerleaders on a daily basis. I ask you, are the basketball players majestic? ”
"Of course it's majestic."
Yi Tianhao said: "But can you see his majestic side, can you see his hard side?" Did you know that being a basketball player is not just about having enough physical talent, 1 percent of talent and 99 percent of hard work can be a good basketball player? Can you see the basketball players when they get up at dawn and start shooting every day? Do you see basketball players working hard in the gym because of their lack of strength? Do you see when basketball players are crazy about running every day because of their lack of physical strength? Basketball players practice shooting, and they frantically maintain the same action every day, repeatedly connecting with shooting, can you see it? Basketball players play on the court, and from time to time they encounter injury problems, and if they fall, they have to get up as fast as they can again, and the ninja plays in pain, can you see? ”
Yi Tianhao's questioning made Tong Xiaoxiao stunned, this tirade made Tong Xiaoxiao's heart rise a trace of guilt for no reason, and several other people have already been attracted by the conversation between Tong Xiaoxiao and the two at this time, listening to Yi Tianhao's tirade, one by one couldn't help nodding their heads again and again, looking at Tong Xiaoxiao and everyone's reaction, Yi Tianhao breathed a sigh of relief, and shouted excitedly in his heart, Heaven, earth, descend to a divine thunder to kill me, the first god stick in the universe, I feel more and more that my god stick potential is gradually approaching the peak, can Lao Tzu be more shameful? Yi Tianhao began to rest assured and boldly continued to talk eloquently.