Chapter 218 [Pinch you a hundred times!] 】
Late, 8:35 a.m., bathroom.
The sprinkler head rattled, and the hot water in the 40s hit the back and shoulders, and a warmth spread throughout the body. I was in a good mood when I opened my heart knot a little, humming an unknown English song downloaded from Lianlian's computer to my phone, I poured some Head & Shoulders dandruff shampoo into the palm of my hand, gently rubbed it in my hair, and after a while, I turned off the sprinkler gate, dried my body, and walked out of the bathroom in the half-sleeved pajamas that Yan Wanru gave me.
"Washed?" The toilet door was almost directly facing the master bedroom, and Yan Wanru's voice wafted from the opposite side.
"Hmm." I walked in and took a look, on the big bed, Yan Wan was smiling and pinching two playing cards, and her left and right index fingers were leisurely tapping the silk sundress on her thighs, once, twice, the rhythm was very slow. Lianlian, who was sitting at the end of the bed, was a little depressed, and there were four or five notes on her head and face, obviously losing badly. Seeing this, I couldn't help but laugh: "What about playing cards again?" Who goes to take a bath? If I don't wash it, I turn off the main gate of the water heater? ”
The lotus monster screamed, immediately threw the card on the bed, and pulled off the white note on his face: "I'll go, I'll go!" ”
"I just washed it in the morning!" Yan Wanru glanced at her dotingly: "Little thing, you know how to play Laipi." ”
Lian Lian smiled, stuck out her tongue with her eyelids, and grimaced at her mother: "Mom, you take winning and losing too seriously, it's so naïve." ”
Yan Wanru raised her hand: "Looking for a fight!" ”
"Ah, you bully, I won't play with you." Lian Lian ran to the bathroom with a smoke.
I envy the harmonious relationship between mother and daughter, like my mother, who glares at me and slams my ass at every turn. I sat down next to Sister Yan and wiped the droplets of water on my face with my hand, "...... What to play? Race to the top? ”
Yan Wanru snorted, "Shuffle the whole deck of cards when you shuffle the cards, and play half of it when you play, well, let's have two?" ”
"Okay, what's the punishment?"
"Fooling around, what is the punishment?" Yan Wanru glanced at me: "Why don't you also stick a note?" ”
I have already taken the initiative to shuffle the cards, said: "That's so boring, so let's do it, cough cough ......" shuffle the cards and hand them to Yan Wanru to let her cut the cards, after dividing half of the stack, I quietly glanced at the half-open bedroom door, and whispered boldly: "If you lose, let me pull my hand, if I lose, let you pull it, okay?" ”
Yan Wanru blushed, glaring at me with big eyes: "Looking for a draw, right?" No big, no small! ”
I smirked, didn't squeak, and grabbed the cards first. Yan Wanru snorted deliberately and followed to draw cards. Since marrying Zou Yue'e, I obviously feel that I have become a lot bolder when getting along with women, if it was in the past, for that upright me, I would never have been able to say such ambiguous words.
"I'll go first." Yan Wanru, who grabbed the card that was held back, stretched out her hand and twisted it: "Yes, three." ”
I thought about it for a moment and threw out two cards: "Pair four." ”
"Yes Seven."
"Yes, J."
I was playing poker as I looked at her very sensual body. Fang just had a basic showdown with Yan Wanru, no matter how low her EQ and IQ are, she must have heard that I like her, alas, I don't know what she thinks of me, just take me as a younger brother?
"JQKA, it's your turn." There was only one card left in her hand, and Yan Wanru showed a victorious smile.
As soon as I looked at the cards, I threw out four cards: "Seven**ten, straight flush." Without waiting for her to react, she spread out all the cards in her hand on the bed again, "A nine, a big cat, and a sharp one, gone." "Yanjing people generally call the king of the ghost card a big cat, and the little king a kitten, and the sharp one, it is A.
Yan Wanru glanced at me unhappily and threw the card on my lap, "Count your luck and come again." ”
I pretended to be stupid and said, "What else?" ”
"Let's keep playing." Yan Wanru put the cards together, and a hint of suspicion flashed in her eyes: "Don't play?" ”
"No, it's not." Seeing her shuffle the cards, I moved my ass a little bit, and gently grabbed her hand while Yan Wanru was not paying attention, "The punishment is not over yet, why should I shuffle the cards in a hurry?" You've lost, and you've got to make me hold my hand. ”
"What are you doing? Let go! Yan Wanru hurriedly pulled her hand into her arms and said angrily: "I didn't promise you!" You talk to yourself! Loosen up! ”
"You didn't say anything just now, it's just acquiescence." I strengthened my courage and pinched her delicate little hands, and I didn't let go.
Yan Wanru's face was slightly hot, and when she saw that she couldn't break free, she twisted my thigh three times angrily: "Little color embryo!" Little pervert! Little rascals! With that, he turned his head angrily and stared at me and ignored me.
I blinked, took her hand and squeezed it, then inserted my fingers into her five fingers and held it.
A minute later, I glanced at her side face a little weakly: "Sister Yan, angry?" ”
Yan Wanru didn't speak, and glared at me viciously from the corner of her eye.
I quickly let go of her and coughed, "Let's continue?" What is the punishment this time? Seeing that she was still silent, I gently poked her arm: "Oh, just kidding, it's just a game, as for it?" "I put the cards away and shuffled them repeatedly.
"Is there such a joke?" Yan Wanru stared at me fiercely: "Don't think I'm reluctant to beat you, there will be a next time, I'll ...... I'll smash your little ass, can you believe it? That tone is hardly convincing.
I handed the shuffled cards to her: "Cut the cards, then what do you say this bet is?" ”
Yan Wanru looked at me and said angrily: "If you lose, let me pinch it, no, pinch it ten times, no, pinch it a hundred times, don't shout pain, well, do you dare to come?" "She can pinch me, but how dare I pinch her? The proposed punishment is obviously because Sister Yan has a grudge against what happened just now and wants to retaliate against me.
I gritted my teeth: "Okay, a hundred strokes will be a hundred strokes, and I don't know who will lose." ”
Yan Wanru hesitated, snorted, and reached out to grab the card, "...... See that I don't smash your little face. ”
A ...... Two ...... Three ...... Grab and catch, my face is bitter, a small hand, not three, four, five, six or seven**ten, J or above, how to play? Looking at Yan Wanru again, the corners of her mouth smiled from time to time, and it seemed that she had caught a lot of big names.
After the stack of cards was drawn, Yan Wanru smiled, "Little guy, you will lose this time, play the cards." ”
I depressedly put the stinky cards in my hand, suddenly, I sighed to myself, and then looked at the cards in my hand, I almost laughed, raised my eyes to see Yan Wan's smiling face like a steady victory, I touched my nose, under her stunned gaze, gently spread out the cards, "...... Three, three, four, four, five, five, six, seven, seven, eight, **, ninety, ten, what's in charge? I can't help but continue to play cards, right? "At the end, I played a jack, which was my last card.
Yan Wanru almost died of anger: "You cheat!" ”
I smiled wryly: "You cut the cards, why did I cheat?" Can't afford to lose? If you can't afford to lose, just say it. ”
"Who can't afford to lose?" Yan Wanru thought about it, and reluctantly stretched out her hand in front of me: "Isn't it just a hundred?" Pinch it. ”
I rolled my eyes and smiled, "Who said I pinched your hand?" Didn't you just swear to smash my face? ”
Yan Wanru glared at me, hesitated, supported the sheets with her hands, and turned her face over angrily.
I was happy in my heart, blinking, but I didn't pinch her face, but stretched out my hand and slowly moved forward, slowly pinched her fleshy thighs, and the tight flesh-colored stockings were pulled up by me, snapped, and as I let go of my fingers, the stockings retracted under the effect of elasticity, hitting the plump little flesh, making a crisp sound.
Yan Wanru suddenly exclaimed, and hurriedly covered her thighs with her hands in shame, "You, what are you doing!?" ”
"Pinch you." I said as a matter of course: "When you made a bet before, you didn't specify the location and said where to pinch, and the thighs are the same." ”
Yan Wanru slapped my hand angrily: "It's not good here!" Change places! ”
I said, "If you want to gamble and lose, do you want to cheat?" ”
"You, you ......" Yan Wanru blushed her neck and twisted my thighs hard: "You little pervert!" I'll be by you sooner or later! ”
"Get out of the way, there's still ninety-nine blows." Seeing Yan Wanru pinching my fingernails on my legs again, I sweated, "Did you lose or did I lose?" Why did you pinch me? Sister Yan, the gambling contract was proposed by yourself, so you don't have to cheat like this. ”
Gritted her teeth and looked at me for a few seconds, and finally, Yan Wanru shook her hand sullenly and turned her head to look to the side.
I groaned, "Can I pinch it?" ”
She kept a straight face and said nothing.
I observed her face, touched the sheet with my arm, and slowly pinched the upper leg of her knee, but not with the tips of my fingers, but with the whole palm of my hand, and blatantly pinched Yan Wanru's oil, seeing that the roots of her ears were hot, but still didn't say a word, I laughed dryly, "...... Ninety-eight left. Immediately, he wiped a handful on her calf," ...... Ninety-seven. He pulled the surface of her beautiful feet again, pulled up the meat stockings, and let it snap back, "...... Ninety-six. ”
Ninety-five...... Ninety-four ...... Ninety-three...... When I counted down to eighty-two, Yan Wanru finally broke out and viciously slapped away the hand I was about to touch her thigh again, "Why are you like this!" It's endless, isn't it? Is there such a pinch of you? You ......," she twisted my arm heavily, "little pervert! I'll strangle you! ”
I grinned and gasped: "It hurts! Stop it! It hurts! ”
Yan Wanru was discouraged, looked at my eyes suspiciously, pouted and muttered something, slowly rubbed the position of my hand that had just been pinched by her, and said angrily: "Does it still hurt?" ”
"Sort of." After a few contacts, I gradually settled on Yan Wanru, and after knowing that she wouldn't really be angry with me, I couldn't help but get up inch by inch, and pinched her face while she wasn't paying attention: "...... Eighty-one remaining. ”
Yan Wanru was so angry that she raised her hand to hit me, but her hand paused in mid-air for a long time, and she was reluctant to fall, and at the end, she slapped the sheets, put on her slippers and went to the ground, "...... I made the bed! ”
I said behind her back: "You still owe me eighty-one years, keep the account first, and pay it back slowly in the next two days." ”
Yan Wanru was like a foot and almost fell, she held on to the door frame and turned around and smacked me, and walked away.
Ten minutes later, Lianlian finally finished taking a shower, hummed and chirped English songs out of the bathroom, came to my house to make trouble for a while, and she was called by Yan Wanru to another bedroom. Soon, the sound of Sister Yan's slippers sounded in the corridor, and she didn't look inside when she passed by my house, so she turned her head and went into the toilet, gurgling, and there was an intermittent sound of brushing her teeth inside.
I sat up, walked out of the house lightly, looked left and right, Lian Lian and Grandma Bao's house was closed, and it seemed that they had already slept, so I carefully pushed open the bathroom door, and saw Yan Wanru bending over her ass and washing her face on the sink with her back to me. I swallowed dryly, took a light step, and reached out to grab her beautiful buttocks.
"Ahh Yan Wanru exclaimed, and her face with water beads turned to me angrily: "What are you doing? ”
I said, "I still owe eighty." ”
"You...... You ......" Yan Wanru flicked her fingers and threw all the water on me: "Do you want to be angry with me?" ”
I disagreed: "I am willing to gamble and lose." As he spoke, he picked up his tooth jar and brushed his teeth with a grunt.
Yan Wanru twisted her beautiful buttocks with a vigilant face and moved to the side, looked at me for a few seconds, then picked up a towel to dry her face, and at the end, slapped my ass with a towel, "Don't be so nonsense in the future, do you hear?" Let Lianlian and my mother ...... again Anyway, don't make a fuss, I'm really anxious like this, I didn't joke with you this time, understand? ”
I looked at her: "There are still 80 pinchs left." ”
Yan Wanru smacked her mouth angrily, "...... So what do you say? ”
"Uh, I want to think about it, this one, or why don't you let me hold it for a while?"
Yan Wanru glared and said, "Don't you have to inch in!" ”
I spread my hands innocently: "Hold it for a minute, and eighty strokes will cancel it, can it be done?" Seeing that she was silent, I said, "If it doesn't work, forget it, let's pay in installments in the past two days, and I'll finish touching it slowly...... Oh no...... It's pinched. ”
Yan Wanru gasped, but after a moment, she hit me hard, looked up and looked out of the bathroom, "Lianlian hasn't slept yet, you go back first, and I'll go to your house later." I smiled and nodded, brushed my teeth and washed my face, turned around and walked out, only to hear Yan Wanru muttering behind mean: "Sooner or later, I will become a little rascal!" ”
Go back to the house and turn off the lights.
Lying under the covers, I propped my head on my hands at the head of the bed and looked absently at the starry sky outside the window. Life is really wonderful, when I used to watch TV, I still fantasized about how good it would be to be able to say a word to Yan Wanru, but now, I can have such intimate contact with her, think about it, it's really incredible.
Ten minutes...... Twenty minutes...... Thirty minutes...... An hour has passed, and Yan Wanru hasn't come over yet. My expression was stunned, don't Sister Yan fool me, right? What to do? Can't you go to her house and pull her out of the bed, right? Just when I knocked on my head in disappointment, squeak, the door of the house was pushed open without warning, Yan Wanru, who was barefoot, did not enter the house, but looked at the left side like a thief, looked at the right, and then slowed down and raised her legs into the house, one step, two steps, turned around and gently closed the door, and then, Sister Yan lay on the door and listened to the movement outside, only then she breathed a sigh of relief, turned her head and glared at me.
I was almost amused by her, "What are you doing?" ”
Yan Wanru blew her face and sighed: "Be quiet, Lianlian just slept." Walking over and sitting down at the end of the bed, she blushed and rolled her eyes angrily: "Hurry up, I'm sleepy." After that, Yan Wanru put her hands in front of her chest and protected the key place," ...... Hurry up. ”
I hummed my Adam's apple, got up and sat down, and hugged her from behind.
Yan Wanru's body stiffened and remained motionless.
I wrapped my hand around her waist tightly, leaned forward, inhaled the fragrance of her hair, and my heart suddenly became peaceful, "Sister Yan, I like you." ”
Smack, the hand on her waist was hit by her, "...... Don't talk nonsense! ”
I persistently said, "No nonsense, I really like you." ”
After a moment of silence, "...... You're married, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing in the future, I shouldn't have heard it today, don't you take it as an example, you know? Her voice grew serious.
I asked, "Do you like me?" ”
"What do you say?" Yan Wanru said angrily: "I like no one who will like you, a little pervert, in addition to taking advantage of me, what will you do?" ”
"Khan, you really don't like me?"
The back of my hand was pinched again, "...... Self-inflicted, I have always regarded you as a younger brother, you remember this, don't take advantage of your sister at every turn in the future, otherwise don't blame my sister for turning her face and not recognizing people, understand? After a pause, Yan Wanru said, "It's time, I'll go to sleep." ”
Hearing her say this, I inevitably felt a little frustrated, sighed, took her hand and rubbed it.
Yan Wanru didn't hide, but also held my hand, "Be obedient, don't think about it." ”
I let go of her and glanced at her in the moonlight, "Why aren't you wearing the brown sundress I bought for you?" Didn't you say it, that one can be used as pajamas, and it fits perfectly with home. ”
Yan Wanru was so angry that her face was hot, and she pinched my arm: "The style is so short, it can barely cover my hips, how can I wear it?" ”
I said, "But I think it's a good fit for you." ”
"If you want to see it, find your wife and let her wear it for you!" Yan Wanru glanced at me: "Little color embryo! There's nothing serious in my head! You didn't bully your sister enough, huh? I'll wear whatever I want? What happened to you, sister? I'm back! Good night! At the end of the day, the tone was a little unhappy.
Alas, no matter how difficult it is to see Sister Yan with such a sense of surname, I am disappointed again.
But the next morning, when I pushed the door out and was about to brush my teeth and wash, I was stunned to see Yan Wanru, who was wearing the brown short silk sundress, coming out of the house, and when she saw me, Sister Yan's cheeks were hot, and she coughed with her fists and said, "The pajamas are dirty, I didn't wear them for you, don't get me wrong." ”
(To be continued)