Chapter 137: Who Are the Five Girls?
Looking at the white guide car that was gone, Huang Xiaowan frowned slightly, and asked with a confused face: "Brother Zhou, did you quarrel with Sister Ai Jia?" ”
Zhou Xiaochuan was somewhat puzzled: "No, why do you ask like that?" ”
"How do I feel that Sister Ai Jia's performance just now looks a little wrong?" Huang Xiaowan turned her head to look at Zhou Xiaochuan, her pretty eyes flashed with curiosity and gossip: "I said Brother Zhou, what happened between you and Sister Ai Jia?" ”
Zhou Xiaochuan muttered in his heart: "What happened? I can't tell you that Zhang Aijia just kissed me, right? But it was something else: "What happened?" Don't be cranky here! ”
Huang Xiaowan was still a little skeptical, and asked unwillingly: "Nothing really happened?" I doubt it! ”
"Suspicious of your sister, really not! You, when did you become so? Not to be a paparazzi is a waste. After Zhou Xiaochuan threw down such a sentence with a wry smile, he stopped continuing the topic and began to treat the pets who came to the doctor.
"Between Brother Zhou and Sister Ai Jia, there must be something ......" Looking at Zhou Xiaochuan's busy back, Huang Xiaowan muttered in a low voice. However, she was smart and didn't ask any more questions.
Just when Zhou Xiaochuan had just finished treating a Scottish shepherd with diarrhea, Gu Wenbai came up with a smile on his face, rubbed his hands and said, "Boss, I want to take a day off on Saturday." What's that...... I recently got a girlfriend online and made an appointment to meet on Saturday. Isn't it almost November 11th Singles' Day, I have already passed 25 Singles' Day, and I really don't want to spend it again this year! ”
Gu Wenbai's reason for asking for leave made Zhou Xiaochuan a little ridiculous: "No problem, I will give you a day off on Saturday." By the way, he joked again: "But you're also quite good, and you actually played online dating." Hey, can you pass on some experience? ”
Gu Wenbai scratched his head and replied a little embarrassedly: "How can there be any experience to teach?" I'm just telling the other party that I look a lot like Andy Lau......"
Huang Xiaowan, who was drinking water, couldn't hold back for a while, and squirted out all the water in her mouth with a 'poof', and then said while coughing: "Gu Wenbai, you are embarrassed to say that you look like Andy Lau." In terms of your appearance and body shape, it is said that it is similar to Zeng Zhiwei, where is it like Andy Lau? ”
Gu Wenbai didn't blush at all, and replied with a smile: "At least our surname is the same as Andy Lau." ”
"The surname is the same......" Huang Xiaowan was completely shocked by this sentence.
Zhou Xiaochuan was also thundered: "If you boast of such a big Haikou, aren't you afraid that you will die when the time comes?" ”
"Don't be afraid!" Gu Wenbai was full of confidence: "Because I believe that appearance or anything is a floating cloud." Only connotation is the most important thing! When we meet, I will recite poems against her, let her see my talent, and finally fall under my talent! ”
"Isn't it? You're a dead house and you're going to recite poetry again? Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan said in unison, both with a look of suspicion.
"What, don't believe it? Then I'll sing a few songs to you now! Gu Wenbai coughed twice, cleared his throat, and then put on a posture that he thought was very handsome, and recited loudly: "Salty pig hands, yellow vine wine, ** one night is worth a thousand gold." The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, and a pear tree presses the begonia! ”
"What kind of poem is this Nima? You're back on your back, aren't you? Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan were both scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and they couldn't help but burst into foul language.
"What do you mean by a fork? As soon as I heard it, I knew that the two of you didn't understand poetry and literature! Literary and artistic young people like me call this kind of behavior re-creation, right? Don't you think that these ancient poems have been recreated by me, and they have been re-created? In addition to the poem I just wrote, I wrote several more. Listen up-" Without waiting for Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan to refuse, Gu Wenbai shook his head and recited with emotion: "I and Mr. untie the battle robe, and the hibiscus tent is warm**." Life must be happy, and the king will not be early from now on! ”
"You mess up poetry...... Ah, no, it's a re-creation. The poems you've recreated are too basic and rotten, aren't they? No, no, I'm going to die of laughter. Hahaha......" Huang Xiaowan touched her stomach with one hand, supported the counter with the other, the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, and tears flowed out.
Zhou Xiaochuan was also out of breath with a smile, but when he saw Gu Wenbai's poetry flourishing and wanting to recite all the poems he 'recreated', he hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it: "Okay, okay, we know that you can chant poetry against it, please don't show it off, otherwise, Xiaowan and I will definitely die laughing here today." ”
Gu Wenbai, who was interrupted by Shixing, was somewhat dissatisfied, shook his head and sighed lightly: "Hey, my loneliness, no one always understands." A bowl of fat rice noodles, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world......"
Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan laughed again.
After laughing, Zhou Xiaochuan thought about it and felt that it was necessary to give Gu Wenbai a preventive shot: "Wenbai, I can give you a holiday on Saturday." However, if you get hit by something, don't play missing, not coming to work for a few days, or whatever. ”
Gu Wenbai was very confident: "Don't worry, boss, I am full of confidence this time, and I will definitely be able to leave the group before Singles' Day!" Whisper to you, I'm ready for **! Fifth girl, we have to say goodbye to you from now on......"
"Who are the five girls?" Huang Xiaowan asked curiously.
Gu Wenbai looked embarrassed: "Uh...... It's really hard to explain, so you'd better go home and check it on the Internet. ”
In Zhou Xiaochuan's mind, the scene of Gu Wenbai reciting his 're-creation' poems in front of the girls involuntarily appeared, and he couldn't help laughing, and said secretly: "Although Gu Wenbai's crooked poems are nonsensical, they are very funny. Maybe the girlfriend he made on the Internet will think he is very humorous and funny, and even if they really come together in the end, it is impossible to say......"
Time flies, and it's Saturday in the blink of an eye.
On this day, because Gu Wenbai went to see netizens and didn't come to work, only Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan were left in the pet family. And because it was a weekend, there were a lot of pets that were led by the owner to see a doctor and be groomed, so Zhou Xiaochuan and Huang Xiaowan were busy from early in the morning until more than five o'clock in the afternoon, before they had time to rest.
Huang Xiaowan drank water while holding a cup, and said gossipingly: "Brother Zhou, how did you say that guy Gu Wenbai met netizens today?" Would you like to give him a call and ask about the situation? ”
"It's not good." After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Xiaochuan said: "If it goes well, Gu Wenbai should be kissing me and me with female netizens now, let's call over, wouldn't it ruin the atmosphere between them and cause people to complain?" If it doesn't go well, then Gu Wenbai should be grieving alone at this time, let's call, maybe he will be regarded as a mockery. So let's stop fighting, and ask when he comes to work tomorrow. ”
Huang Xiaowan thought for a while, nodded and said, "It's still thoughtful, that's okay, I won't call." Wait until tomorrow when he comes to work, and then ask what happened. ”
Zhou Xiaochuan smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You, why are you so gossipy?" ”
Huang Xiaowan said confidently: "Gossip is a woman's natural surname, okay?" Besides, aren't you curious about what role Gu Wenbai's hilarious and crooked poems will play in his date this time? As soon as she mentioned Gu Wenbai's crooked poems, she couldn't help but laugh again.
Coincidentally, at this time, two people walked into the pet home, and Huang Xiaowan's sudden laughter made them both stunned.
After one of them looked down and checked the clothes on his body, he asked in confusion, "Xiaowan, what are you laughing at?" There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the two of us, right? ”
"Sister Lin, it's not you who I'm laughing at." Huang Xiaowan hurriedly explained.
The two people who came were Lin Qingxuan and Rao Qiao. But today, they didn't wear police uniforms, but changed into fashionable casual clothes.
Zhou Xiaochuan asked with some curiosity: "I said Lin Qingxuan and Rao Qiao, you two are very busy, why do you have time to come over today?" ”
Lin Qingxuan said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Didn't you say before that you wanted to invite me and Qiao'er to dinner?" The two of us are here today to let you fulfill your promise. I said, you're not going to cheat and deny it, are you? ”
Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Look at what you said, isn't it just a meal, and you still don't admit it?" What about me? Anyway, what do you want to eat? ”
Lin Qingxuan was not polite to him, and replied: "It's good to have your words." I'll tell you the truth, we're going to make you bleed today. We don't eat in Fangting County, we go to Shide City, I know that there is a shop where the 'roast chicken' is very good, quite delicious. Xiaowan, you can go with us later, we finally got an opportunity to kill Zhou Xiaochuan, but we can't cheapen him. ”
"Good!" Huang Xiaowan had already been familiar with Lin Qingxuan and Rao Qiao, so she didn't squirm at this time, and nodded with a smile.
Zhou Xiaochuan said: "Go to Shide City for dinner? I'm fine...... But how do we get there? There are no buses anymore, so you can't call a taxi, right? ”
Rao Qiao opened his mouth at this time, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this, I drove over." Although it was only an Alto car, it was still no problem to seat four people. ”
"It seems that you are fully prepared today!" Zhou Xiaochuan shook his head and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then I only have one thing to say - close the door and have a big meal!" ”
"yes, it's time to close the door for dinner!" The three women cheered like children, with Zhou Xiaochuan.
(To be continued)