Shuai Lang really knows this girl!?

If it's fake, it's only when you know it. But at this time, the smile that is as bright as an old friend, and the honest and dignified face, really don't look fake.

I heard Handsome and sincere and said to the elementary school girl without a trace of distraction: "I really know you, you are a senior, studying market management, and you are looking for an internship place, right?" ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, her eyes widened, as if she was looking at Shuailang, but she really couldn't remember.

Meng was right, Shuai Lang immediately continued: "Really, I know you, your big class in market management is on the third floor of the teaching building. ”

Hey? The girl was stunned, and was startled again, couldn't believe it, and had to believe it, staring at this reckless uninvited guest in surprise, but this uninvited guest looked too ordinary, so ordinary that he couldn't say any characteristics, and tall, handsome, and handsome have nothing to do with it, if it obviously belongs to the category of being ignored at school, I still can't remember the past after looking at it, and I forgot that I was going to walk away.

"Zhongzhou University, your name is Wang Xuena. Right? I'm really your alumnus, from the Department of Chinese. ”

Shuai Lang added another sentence, trying to play the role of an alumnus to meet the Pleasant Goat, hehe smiled and prepared to set it up, it is best to set out the phone number and develop it slowly. Since I graduated, I was even unemployed and fell out of love, and it took two years to test the truth, the girls in society, that is not easy to fool; It's still easy to deceive girls in school, especially the one in front of me who just got out of school and didn't enter the unit.

One was happy to be exposed, one was stunned, just when the little girl was stunned, Shuai Lang's ill-intentioned smile made her suddenly vigilant, looked at Shuai Lang in amazement, and slowly projected her eyes on the resume that she was still protecting her chest, and suddenly found that the other party had a close source of information, snorted, and put her resume behind her as if dodging, turned her head and left.

Well, the world is changing too fast, and the girls in the school are not so easy to coax.

Shuai Lang slapped his head with regret, and secretly said that he shouldn't have said the name of the little girl, otherwise he wouldn't have revealed his stuffing so quickly, just now he really scanned his resume and remembered the unvulgar and indecent name "Wang Xuena", but he didn't expect this little trick to be spied on by the smart girl.

The girl shook her hand and left, and Shuai Lang chased after her, this place has been mixed for a year and a half without skin and face, and she still cares about being rejected once or twice, and she explained while chasing:

"I didn't lie to you, we are really alumni, don't get me wrong, I sincerely want to apologize, and seeing that you are here for the first time, I want to help you......... I'm really CUHK, you just finished attending the on-campus career presentation, right? …… Is the bald director of the career center encouraging you at the meeting...... Ah, students, stepping out of the school gate will be the beginning of a new world, the future is yours, and you will be the pride of Zhongzhou University...... Don't believe him, believe that as soon as he is planted in the ditch, most of the majors in our school, you basically have to find a job by yourself when you come out, and the basic result is that you can't find a job. ”

Shuai Lang pretended to wave his hands, learning from the way he listened to the bald director back then, this is a figure who fooled countless stupid children from graduation to unemployment, as long as they graduated from CUHK, few people don't know this person.

Sure enough, as soon as she talked about this character, the girl laughed, this was fun, knowing that this stubble, maybe it was really from Zhongzhou University, but she still maintained a reservedness, and asked Shuai Lang who followed her with a little disbelief as she walked: "You really graduated from CUHK?" ”

"Do you still need to impersonate? Now the most popular are secondary vocational and technical school students, I really don't understand circuits, if you want to understand me, I pretend to graduate from a technical school, let's make up for the undergraduate entrance examination at CUHK, no one wants to ...... here" Shuai Lang was straightforward, and saw that the little girl was half-believed by herself, and was disgusted by "no one wants", and quickly changed the topic: "Don't believe me, the author of our school poem, we are a department, really, have you heard of that one?" It's the ......... I'm going to walk out of school."

Shuai Lang fiddled with it, everyone in this poem is known, it was originally a crooked poem written by a female student, but after being recognized by the school, it was directly hung on the campus network bss, speaking of this, the girl glanced obliquely, and seemed to have moved, Shuai Lang whispered: "...... I'm going to get out of school / I'm going to wait for a proper moment / I'm going to bury everything I've got / including vanity, self-esteem, face, laziness, bad habits......... Hey, Snowna, you don't really know, do you? It's a great way to represent your mood when you first graduate...... What about the back......"

Not to mention, this set is quite effective, although Shuai Lang is not a young man, but it can be seen that this elementary school girl has the tendency of a young woman, and her face is sentimental, not to mention her heart, sure enough, this trick will work as soon as it is used, the primary school girl stopped in an instant, stared at Shuai Lang a few times in surprise, as if she was touching the scene, and continued casually:

"Then, be a lotus seed / Buried in the mud / Waiting for the message of spring one after another / There will be a day / Bloom vigorously / Just to stand up the ...... of self-confidence"

Whispering, but enthusiastic, she spit out a few words softly, and the young woman's sourness was revealed.

Legend has it that the author is a talented woman at CUHK, and at present, beautiful wet writing is the most popular, not to mention the name of a talented woman. After that, it easily became a must-read inspirational poem to motivate students without mathematics to find employment. It seems that sometimes Wen Qing is a little sour, but it still works, obviously feeling that the girl's eyes recognize herself, and she is not so disgusted and defensive, Shuai Lang is secretly happy that he has finally found a common topic, and tries to pretend to be very emotional and very Wenqing to continue to say the ending: "...... Or, sighing, hesitating, lost, and sinking...... I think the last sentence is poorly written, too decadent, and not sunny at all. ”

“…… Decadence is also helpless, but the whole is good, now I finally feel it, I have nothing, only vanity, self-esteem, face, laziness, bad habits, ......" Wang Xuena listened to it, said a little thoughtfully, shook her head, and didn't know what she was denying. Very disappointed.

Of course, it is lost, as long as the talent market finds any specialty, undergraduate, it will be as bad as potatoes and cabbage, as an inconspicuous member of radish and cabbage, can you not be lost?

Of course, Shuai Lang tried this kind of mood in advance, and quickly opened the topic and said: "It's not that serious, and people who live for another ten years will still have such a bunch of problems,...... By the way, the top five job seekers, how many masters have you cultivated? This is directly related to your future employment. ”

The two of them had already taken a few steps at this time, stopped in front of a recruitment introduction, and when they heard what the five tyrants were, Wang Xuena, who was looking at the recruitment position, turned around and asked strangely: "I seem to have heard someone say, what is the five tyrants?" ”

"You don't even know that? At first glance, it is a newcomer who has not mixed with the talent market, and the five tyrants refer to the fact that anyone who attends the on-campus information meeting and job fair is the listening tyrant; Any company recruits people to submit resumes, which is to invest in the tyrant; Anyone who submits a resume will be given a written test, which is a pen master; Anyone who participates in the written test will have an interview notice, which is a face bully; If you pass the interview, you will be called an office bully...... "Shuai Lang counted with his fingers, counted a few things, counted Wang Xuena as if she was a chilling cicada, and her big eyes didn't know whether she was surprised or admired, these five tyrants had heard of some, and they were jokes among the boys in school, but if you really said so, then I barely even counted as the worst listening bully, I seemed a little embarrassed, and a little unwilling to lose my position in front of the alumni, frowning and asking Shuai Lang: "That... So how far have you cultivated? ”

"I belong to an alternative category, I have been repeatedly rejected for employment, and there are no opportunities. As soon as Shuai Lang said it, Wang Xuena, who was frowning sadly, laughed too loudly, for fear of disturbing others, and covered her mouth and glanced at Shuai Lang with a smile.

It is said that shyness is one of the most intoxicating beauty, when Shuai Lang looked at this schoolgirl, he began to believe in this sour sentence, that he wanted to laugh and stopped, and he didn't dare to laugh, just like a shy mimosa, not very beautiful, and it made people's hearts itch, and he always wanted to reach out and touch it. If it weren't for the resume, Shuai Lang really couldn't believe that in the place where perverts are everywhere in CUHK, there would still be this shy best to survive.

From nervous to glaring, from glaring to laughing, from laughing to relaxed, only a dozen steps away, because the identity of alumni has narrowed the distance between each other, and because of the sour taste of Shuai Lang's pseudo-Wenqing has gained a little favor, at this moment, the distance is a little closer, Shuai Lang can see more clearly in the face of the primary school girl, sad with pity, smiling without showing teeth, and still has that green student taste, and must be a good student with excellent character and learning, and he is not a good student who does not know anything outside his body. After looking at each other and smiling for a moment, Shuai Lang's mood of helping others exploded, and he wished that he was the boss, and he directly cultivated this girl trick into Xiaomi.

Of course, this is an ideal, not to mention it, as long as it is an ideal, most of them cannot be realized.

However, there is not necessarily only one way to achieve the ideal. was thinking about how to set up a phone number, the girl didn't have any crooked eyes, and saw the alumni faintly happy, smiled a little embarrassed, raised the resume that was not sent out in his hand, and pointed to the crowd, which meant that he was going to leave, and the business could not be delayed.

After a gesture, he was very ladylike and lined up in the crowded queue, Shuai Lang was stunned for a moment, and looked left and right at the crowd without seeing the end or the end. And what tickles Shuai Lang's heart the most is that this girl's various performances are the most likely situation, and it is also the one he hopes for the most: single!

The opportunity is not to be missed, the girl will not come again, Shuai Lang didn't think about it, and stepped forward and whispered to come...... The god mysteriously led the junior sister Wang Xuena a few steps out of the crowd, and said quietly, seriously and earnestly a few steps away from the wall: "You newcomer, you have to ask the senior for advice and avoid detours...... You see so many people in the queue, and then look at the resume in your hand, do you think you can finish it in a week, or you can squeeze in with your bones? ”

Yes, it's still a bunch of people, the elementary school girl has one side of her head, she never imagined that she would even have such a hard time sending her resume, and she was deceived by Shuai Lang's solemn look, which made her look embarrassed.

"I'll teach you how to deliver ...... To do this, not only do you have to be thick-skinned, but you also need to be quite skillful...... Let's go, brother will take you to take the first step towards society........."

Shuai Lang whispered comfort, came to a bold move, and pulled Wang Xuena a few steps forward, the elementary school girl was caught off guard, and was held by the little hand and suddenly looked ashamed, it seemed that she was not used to being so intimate by a stranger she had just met, and when she was about to get rid of it, Shuai Lang had already let go, pointed straight at the crowd, looked back at the girl who was a little stupid, and finally reminded her: "Attention, the crowd is about to loosen up a little, to seize this opportunity, I will push you to go in quickly........."

"Wouldn't it!?"

Wang Xuena looked stunned and turned her head, obviously not convinced, she has been so crowded this morning, I don't know why the men and women are not very personable here, when have they been loosened?

"I said yes...... I'm about to have a job search spell...... You're ready. ”

Shuai Lang smiled sneakily, laughing so much that Wang Xuena was inexplicable, and was surprised, but unexpectedly heard Shuai Lang's neck all the way, his eyes were stunned, and he shouted loudly: "Hi... Who dropped their phone on the ground...... Mobile phone, mobile phone, ...... under that table"

The voice was very loud at first glance, the target surname was very clear, and it worked immediately, half of the people looked sideways down, half hurriedly touched their pockets, and the left to the right immediately appeared slightly loose, Wang Xuena, who was stunned and didn't know what Shuai Lang meant, hadn't reacted yet, only felt that the big hand behind him pushed, followed the person involuntarily walked a few steps, just squeezed, and got into the loose crack, the person was small and low, and the senior was behind him when he entered, she clearly saw Shuai Lang's leg stretched into the crowd and kicked it in front, The person who was kicked in front of him turned around angrily and said, "Who kicked me?"

Someone in the back is shouting, yes, who kicked someone? If you look for a mobile phone, you can find a mobile phone, who are you kicking?

This was shouted by Shuai Lang, being short has such an advantage, and no one can see you as a troublemaker when you are drowned in the crowd. Wang Xuena suddenly understood the senior's hard work, to take advantage of the chaos to coax herself into the team, the kicked buddy turned around, the side of the side loosened, let out the gap, three or two times connected several people, in a blink of an eye, he was already Shuai Lang stuffed in front of the recruitment desk.

Wang Xuena understands that the first step to society is to learn to cut the queue shamelessly.

One minute...... Two minutes...... After waiting for nearly three minutes, the crowd loosened slightly, and then Wang Xuena struggled to get out of the crowd, but the sadness on her face dissipated slightly, and as soon as she got out of the crowd and entered the corridor, she looked around, as if she was looking for something, with a little expectation in her expression, a little joy, no matter what, the first time is always very exciting, especially like this alternative way of submitting resumes, it is really the first experience.

"Hey...... You're not looking for me!? ”

A soft slap sounded from behind, Wang Xuena turned around in shock, the senior with an honest smile on his face didn't know when he was already standing behind him, and his smile brought a little urgency, this is the secret of Shuai Lang, I didn't expect it to come in handy. Wang Xuena smiled, it was a tacit acquiescence, this thank you word, it seems that it is difficult to export, but after all, she still said thank you like a gnat, or that shy smile, very embarrassed, handsome cheeky enough, smiled proudly, and did not forget to fool the younger sister and said: "Learned, right?" At first, I was just like you, staring out and waiting, unable to get in for a long time...... Let's go, I'll take you to submit your resume, and ensure that you upgrade from listening to the top to the level of the top player in the morning, and the rest depends on your own ability. ”

"Huh!? This...... That's good. ”

The elementary school girl is a little embarrassed, stammering, a little embarrassed, half of it is embarrassed to trouble others, and the other half is probably a little embarrassed that this senior did this.

"Let's go, you will know after graduation, the most worthless is talent, what is less valuable than talent is the face of talent, don't do that thing that wants to save face and suffer sin...... The ancients have said that Cang Liao is honest and polite, and there are no people here who solve the problem of eating, who do you expect to be polite, and whoever is fast is whoever......"

The tone of the handsome man who came over, waved his hand, this time he didn't hold his hand, just led the way, took two steps, and glanced quietly, behind him, the elementary school girl who had nothing in her heart and had no better way, although it was a little difficult, although she felt a little inappropriate, but in this messy and unfamiliar environment, it seemed that there was no other shortcut except to follow the trustworthy senior.

The figures of the two people were buried in the pile, and soon another shout sounded in the pile, and it was still the same sentence:

Hi... Hi... Who dropped their phone on the ground......