Chapter 85: Self-Knowledge (3)
After Su Man knew that Licograss only sat for the clinic from about 5:30 to 7:30 in the morning every day, he deliberately made breakfast for Cheng Junjie the next morning before dawn.
This made Old Man Gan take advantage of it. In the past, when I lived alone, I would go to the neighbor's house next door for breakfast, and although the farmers in the neighborhood welcomed it, the food was very mediocre. Usually, it's a bowl of white porridge with a little pickles.
Licograss doesn't like pickles, and even after decades of eating, he still hates the taste.
So when Su Man put a small plate of fried soybeans and a small plate of pork floss in front of the licocalyptus, the old man immediately grinned happily: "Su girl, if you had come a few years earlier, I might have lived a few more years." After eating nitrite-salted things for so many years, no matter how good the maintenance is, it will reduce your life! ”
Su Man replied with a smile, but his eyes looked at Cheng Junjie, who was drinking porridge, and said, "You can eat it if you like, I'm worried that I can't help here!" ”
Cheng Junjie was stared at by Su Man, and said in his heart, Grandma begs you to spare me, I am also a famous person, you treat me so affectionately every day, I am afraid that I will make mistakes!
After breakfast, Su Man followed the two to the clinic.
Just like the day before, after seeing some patients with external diseases, he asked him to keep in mind the operation of the patients' qi and organs, and casually talked to Su Man about some simple basics of Chinese medicine by the way.
Cheng Junjie grabbed the medicine to the patient, and at the same time told Su Man the efficacy and usage of some commonly used medicines, 2 hours passed, because Cheng Junjie and Su Man helped to catch the medicine, Licograss actually saw 11 patients in the morning for the first time, and Uncle Zhang, who was burning the hotel on the side, was quite surprised.
Accepting the small pot of rice wine that Uncle Zhang had beaten, Cheng Junjie walked to the house with the licograss on his back, and at the same time asked the master a question that he wanted to ask yesterday but forgot for a while.
"Master, why do you have to charge 30 yuan for your consultation?"
"At first, my consultation fee was 10 yuan, and then I heard a constipated plumber say that it costs 30 yuan to open a toilet in the city, and I thought to myself that you will have to pay 30 yuan for your mother to defecate the toilet, and I will give you a bowel examination for a bowel, how can it not be lower than the grade of the toilet." So after that, my consultation fee was raised to 30 yuan. Apprentice, you said that the master made people's lives equal to the toilet, is the master great?! ”
A layer of fine beads of sweat appeared on Cheng Junjie's forehead, remembering that doctors in tertiary hospitals like the Fifth Doctor often complained that they would earn two yuan and five registration fees for seeing a patient, and replied very heartily: "Admire!" ”
Su Man, who was following her, felt that she would never believe that there was any superior person in this world from now on.
A national treasure-level old man like licograss can actually compete with the toilet, and the pseudo-experts on TV can't get along with anything in private!
Licograss was carried back to his room to sleep, and Cheng Junjie was fine anyway, so he went back to the hall to read. Su Man, who was even more bored, didn't bother to look up breast enlargement methods on the Internet, so she followed Cheng Junjie into the hall as soon as she gritted her teeth, and casually found a copy of "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" and turned it over regardless of whether she could read it or not, anyway, her mind was not in the book at all.
But it didn't take long for Su Man to see that Cheng Junjie didn't mean to deal with her at all, so he couldn't help but be a little discouraged, seeing Cheng Junjie's serious appearance, Su Man sighed, or quietly withdrew from the hall, and went to the nearby vegetable market to buy vegetables like a housewife.
When Cheng Junjie put down "University", the smell of lunch was already wafting out of the courtyard.
The licograss that smelled the aroma came out of the mood and was in good spirits, and it seemed that even his legs and feet were not so lame, so he moved to the kitchen in three or two steps, took a deep breath, and said loudly: "Su girl, what are you going to eat at noon today?" ”
Su Man took the food to the stone table in the courtyard and set it up, took off his apron, and then helped the old man at the kitchen door to sit on the stone chair, and said with a smile: "Braised eggplant, tofu, braised crucian carp and spicy chicken." ”
Hearing this, Licoca's face turned dark, and he pointed to the tofu and said, "The devil's things, take them out and feed them to the dogs!" ”
Cheng Junjie came over with a black line on his face and said, "Master, although the name of this thing is Yuben Tofu, it is something made by Chinese with Chinese grain, don't you waste it like this?" ”
Sweet grass said that it was reasonable, so he asked, "Then you can find a way so that I can eat it." ”
Su Man looked at Cheng Junjie with some embarrassment, but he didn't want Cheng Junjie to have a lot of small ideas in his stomach although he often had brain cramps.
"Master, then let's change the name of the dish!"
Like an old child, Licograss raised her head and asked, "What do you say is good to change?" ”
"What is the name to change...... Cheng Junjie looked around, and suddenly remembered the couplet outside the gate, so he smiled evilly and said, "Let's call it Gouguan Tofu!" ”
Licoca's eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay! ”
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Touching his swollen belly, Licograss burped and taught Cheng Junjie very seriously: "Although eating less and more often is the best way to eat, it is also very necessary to violate the rules once in a while in case of special circumstances." How a person deals with problems depends on how high he stands. For example, the plate of tofu just now, the teacher is looking at it from the height of national righteousness, so no matter how much, the teacher must eat it up, you say that this dog official is really fat, do you want to let Su Yatou buy some more tomorrow? ”
Cheng Junjie nodded and said: "Master is really wise and righteous, heroic, old and strong, and ambitious." Eating a plate of tofu can eat the national righteousness, apprentice, I simply admire you so much that you are so impressed that you burst into tears. But in other words, the dog official's tofu is oily but not greasy, crispy but not soft, and I think it is also very necessary to make some contributions to the motherland tomorrow and eliminate more dog officials. ”
After listening to Junjie's words, the more he tasted it, the more it tasted, the more it was not a taste, so he asked, "Are you hurting me?" ”
Cheng Junjie hurriedly said that he didn't dare to lend me 108 dog guts, so he criticized Cheng Junjie for insulting the heroes of Liangshan, and then suddenly said to Cheng Junjie very seriously: "Look at the height of the problem, determine the height of your work." ”
Cheng Junjie saw that Licograss was so serious, and couldn't help asking, "Then how can you reach a certain height?" ”
The old man smiled, pulled Cheng Junjie to the door, and pointed to the four-character horizontal criticism of happiness and hatred: "To reach a certain height, you must first become a part of them." Apprentice, do you think you still want to reach this height? ”
Cheng Junjie said no, but he was knocked on the leg with a cane by licocalyptus, and then heard him ask in a low voice: "Do you know why you have been tragic for 2 months?" ”
Cheng Junjie shook his head.
Licorice took off her blindfold and said, "You have no height, and righteousness is blind." ”
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