Chapter 4 Tongue Twisters
Ye Xiaoshu's eyes were glowing red, and his heart was on fire for a while, thinking about the pig's feet in the novel, which is not an easy rebirth and crossing...
It's good to be here, such a strange thing happened, but the is fine, he is unwilling, very unwilling.
Immediately, Ye Xiaoshu changed his clothes, put on his hat, walked out of the house, and walked around the street, he still had words in his mouth, "There is a McDonald's on the left turn in front, damn, there is really one, it is not powerful." ”
"There is a toilet on the right turn, you don't know how to change places!"
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He stops and goes, but the environment is still the same!
Ye Xiaoshu, who was still not giving up, walked to the street, pulled a young man in his 20s, and spit out a series of questions from his mouth, "Brother, what planet are we, how many years will it be, who is the president of the country, and which is the most famous star in China?" ”
Li Linfeng was startled, he was thinking about how to write the follow-up plot in the novel just now, he was pulled by someone, and he thought something had happened, he was startled, when he heard the stranger's question in front of him, Li Linfeng was stunned again, and secretly asked in his heart, is this a tongue twister?
He glanced at Ye Xiaoshu, and didn't think much about it, so he replied casually, "Mother star, June 23, 2010, Hu Tao, Chen Xixi, answer!" After saying that, he looked down at his watch again and said, "To add, 8:23:16 in the morning." ”
At this time, Li Linfeng realized that something was wrong, frowned and looked at Ye Xiaoshu, thinking in his heart, "Is this person sick, it's not hot in the morning, he is sneaky with a hat, and he still plays tongue twisters when he has nothing to do, it looks normal!" What planet, for a few years, the president of the country does not know, he is confused, and he can still ask such an idiotic question. ”
After thinking about it, Li Lin didn't understand it, he lowered his head with a tangled face, and suddenly he remembered the bloody plot in the novel, his eyes lit up suddenly, he raised his head, his face was fanatical, he was excited, staring at Ye Xiaoshu and asking inarticulately, "Big, big brother, you, you won't be reborn or, or crossed, right?" ”
Hearing Hu Tao and Chen Xixi, Ye Xiaoshu's heart was cold for most of the time, it seems that there is a parallel space or something, there is no hope, and he is depressed when he bows his head! Then he heard Li Linfeng's last sentence, his mouth opened wide, looked at Li Linfeng's handsome face and said secretly, "Damn, one madman is not enough for another one, it seems that he is a good young man who has been poisoned by novels!" ”
Li Linfeng saw Ye Xiaoshu's expression of seeing a ghost, and laughed wildly in his heart, "Haha, I'll just say, Lao Tzu is so talented, Yushu Linfeng ...... What are you doing, what is not going on, your luck is so weak, you are scolded by your father at home, and you are scolded by readers on the Internet. I didn't think that our RP would also have an explosive day, and if you can't be the protagonist, it's not bad to be the best supporting actor! Which supporting actor didn't follow the protagonist to get up and down, and I sent it, I want to send it! ”
He looked at Ye Xiaoshu's declining face, as if he saw banknotes printed with the images of great men, coming towards him like a torrential rain, and beauties from all over the world surrounded him, dancing and flattering, waiting for his picking...
Li Linfeng just thought of this, and when he saw that Ye Xiaoshu wanted to leave, where would he let it go! He pounced on Ye Xiaoshu, hugged Ye Xiaoshu's waist with both arms, sat on the ground with his legs wrapped around Ye Xiaoshu's thighs, and stared at Ye Xiaoshu with excitement on his face, "Big brother, big brother, take me!" I want to be your little brother, if you eat bones, I'll drink some soup, if you let me make chickens, I will never chase dogs, you let me go ......"
At first, Ye Xiaoshu was startled, thinking that he had encountered the legendary "Aiju family", and he had goosebumps all over his body, and the chrysanthemum tightened for a while, and he was busy struggling, but the more he listened, the more wrong it became, recalling the scene just now, the misunderstanding was big!
Ye Xiaoshu asked cautiously, "You don't really think that I was reborn or worn, right?" ”
Li Linfeng looked at Ye Xiaoshu with an undoubted expression, nodded violently, and said solemnly, "There is also a possibility of reincarnation, space merchants, and so on, and it is not for nothing that there are possible surnames!" ”
"Damn! You also believe this, you let go of me first, and I'll explain it to you, ok? Don't have that expression, I'm definitely not going to run. ”
Seeing Li Linfeng's expression of swearing to die and not letting go, Ye Xiaoshu was completely helpless, "It's not a matter for you to hold me like this, right?" Shall I promise to accept you as a little brother? Look at the people on the street? ”
Li Linfeng was right at first glance, it was too ambiguous for the two of them to hug each other face to face, it was really not a thing, so he let go.
At this time, the whispers of passers-by were constantly heard all around.
"Look at these two young men are quite handsome, why do you still love this? It's a pity! An aunt said with emotion on her face.
"Depressed, the good men now are either married, or have joined the 'Love Chrysanthemum Club', you said that you have become a love of chrysanthemums, why are you so handsome? What a waste of resources! A non-mainstream MM said very regretfully.
"It's rare to see such high-quality pretty boys, I don't know if they like to play 3P, or I'll go up and ask?" A cool handsome guy with a height of 1.82 meters is there talking to himself in a local dialect somewhere in the south.
When the person next to him heard this, he left him 8 meters away with a bang, and his hands were tightly protecting his hips!
The non-mainstream mm glanced at him, and the expression on her face was almost not written, "The sky has no eyes, and I have chrysanthemums too!" ”
Some passers-by even took out their mobile phones and cameras, and took crazy commemorative photos at the two of them!
Ye Xiaoshu and Li Linfeng had a pair of eyes, and they suddenly parted, and they invariably made a sound, "Say, run!" ”
The two of them hid their faces and turned their heads and ran. After running for a while, Li Linfeng secretly cursed, "Damn," and turned around and chased after him. It's just that it's so far away, where is it so easy to catch up! chased 2 streets, and when I saw that there was no play, everyone was gone.
Li Linfeng could only give up and scolded fiercely, "Sample, as long as you can run out of the palm of my hand, I should be sure of this little brother!" ”
"Hey, hey..." Li Linfeng took out the phone with a smile, and dialed one phone after another...
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In the evening, Li Linfeng rushed back home and saw his father Li Xingsong, sitting on the sofa in the living room with a tiger face. He suddenly felt a thrill all over his body, as docile as a kitten, and he just wanted to go up and say hello with his eyebrows lowered.
At this time, Li Xingsong took out a stack of photos, his face turned blue, and his big hand "banged" on the table, and roared, "Come here!" Take a look for yourself, take a good look, my face is about to be lost by you! ”
Li Linfeng walked over cautiously, picked up the photo with both hands and looked at it, dumbfounded! In front of his father, he burst into foul language, "Who is this MB, I have nothing to do, I want to find death..."
It turned out that the above was a sweet photo of Li Linfeng and Ye Xiaoshu hugging each other on the street, fortunately, Li Linfeng and his father's old subordinates in the newspaper recognized Li Linfeng in the photo, otherwise Li Linfeng and Ye Xiaoshu would have lost their faces. Otherwise, in the Haicheng News the next day, there may be more news to entertain the public, "Two handsome men appeared on Huaiyuan Road, the relationship was ambiguous, and everyone watched!" ”
Li Linfeng was grounded at home for a whole month because of this...
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