Chapter 51: Laxatives (Second Update, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
The clear pure water was poured into the paper cup with the surname of the surname once, and Zhang Cheng raised his hand and was about to drink it. But as soon as he lifted it, his movements stopped.
Bai Fan stood up with a wicked smile. "You scumbag wants to get rid of Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu won't make you feel better even if he leaves. Don't you want to drink water? Okay, then I'll let you drink enough and drink until you're cool. ”
Saying that, Bai Fan walked to the cabinet next to him, which usually contained some medicines, equipment, and so on that might be needed. Bai Fan walked over and opened it, and there were a lot of things inside.
"What should I put in some ingredients? Painkillers, not good, isn't this cheap kid. Stability? Let him sleep here and make a fool of himself in front of everyone? It doesn't seem to be good, this scumbag still has some background in the hospital, and even if he falls asleep here, I'm afraid no one will say anything. Yes...... This...... This, yes, this is it. ”
Bai Fan's eyes suddenly lit up after a long time, and then a very strange look appeared on his face. Bai Fan held a small bottle in his hand and poured out a small white pill from it. After thinking about it, Bai Fan felt that this didn't seem to be enough, so he poured a few more pieces.
After about five or six pieces, Bai Fan put the bottle back in its place with satisfaction. Coming to Zhang Cheng with the pills, Bai Fan threw the pills into his paper cup. Bai Fan still seemed to feel that the speed of melting the pill was too slow, so he casually picked up a rubber tube on the ground that was about to be discarded and prepared to stir it to let the pill melt as soon as possible.
"What does it smell like?" Bai Fan felt a strange smell, as if it was a smell of urine. After sniffing it, Bai Fan was sure that the smell was actually coming from the rubber tube. Bai Fan suddenly felt a chill. "Damn, this can't be used for patient catheterization, right? It's disgusting. But when it comes to a scumbag like you, it's just the right match. ”
Bai Fan smiled, saw that the pills in the paper cup had completely melted, then threw the rubber tube aside, reached out and wiped it on Zhang Cheng's clothes, and then walked back.
"Wait a minute, I'll let you experience what heaven is, haha......" Bai Fan felt really good at this time, although what he did was a little vicious, but this was only a slight punishment, dealing with this kind of scum, it was not bad to not let him become a eunuch.
Bai Fan took the ability back, and saw Zhang Cheng drink it without noticing.
Zhang Cheng clicked his lips, his expression was a little strange. "Strange, why does the water smell strange today?" Zhang Cheng was a little puzzled, opened his mouth and took another sip, but the strange taste was even stronger, it turned out to be a smell of urine.
"Damn, how does it smell like this, could it be that the water is broken, or the cup is not clean. Damn, why is Lao Tzu so unlucky today. ”
Zhang Cheng angrily threw the paper cup into the trash, and then spit it out, not knowing whether he wanted to spit out the water he had just drunk or the smell.
Seeing Zhang Cheng like that, Bai Fan couldn't help but snicker. I don't know who the urinary catheter is, judging from the smell just now, it seems to be a little hot, haha......
I wanted to drink water and defeat my anger, but I didn't expect to drink it and scratch it. Zhang Cheng sat aside depressedly, waiting for Wang Dehai to come back to see the outcome of the matter. But after sitting for a while, he felt that something was wrong, and his stomach was rumbling, as if he had turned over the river and the sea, and it was very uncomfortable.
"Oops, did you just drink water and break your stomach?" Zhang Cheng frowned, forcibly holding back the feeling of wanting to fall for a thousand miles. Wait for Wang Dehai to come back, Zhang Cheng can't wait to know the result.
"Gollum, Gollum!"
But the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, Zhang Cheng clamped his ass hard, trying not to think about it. However, seeing the strange expression and the slight drops of sweat on his forehead, you knew how painful he was now.
"Why haven't you come back, damn, I can't hold it back." Zhang Cheng kept looking at the door, but Wang Dehai's figure never appeared. "No, let's solve it first."
Zhang Chengcheng couldn't help it, and was about to go to the toilet with his buttocks. But just as he walked to the door, he saw Wang Dehai coming over.
Zhang Cheng suddenly asked, "How is it, what did the dean say?" ”
"The dean said that he wanted to see Bai Fan in person." Wang Dehai responded casually, but suddenly found that Zhang Cheng's expression was a little strange, so he couldn't help but ask curiously: "What's wrong with you, you don't seem to be feeling well?" ”
Zhang Cheng felt bad when he heard that the dean was going to see Bai Fan in person, and he shouldn't be able to get Bai Fan away. As soon as he thought about it, he forgot to clamp his buttocks, and suddenly he heard a loud thud, followed by a strange smell.
"Comfortable...... It's comfortable......" Zhang Cheng couldn't say how happy he was, and the feeling of pouring a thousand miles was really powerful. Moreover, the feeling of being hot and warm is really ...... Is...... Yes. Zhang Cheng suddenly came to his senses and ...... I actually pulled my trouser pocket.
Such an adult still pulls his trouser pockets, especially when there are people around. Zhang Cheng was really ashamed to find a place to get in. As soon as he pushed Wang Dehai away, he saw that he had a very strange posture and hurriedly ran away.
Wang Dehai frowned, the smell was too obvious. "Bai Fan, the dean asked you to go to his office to find him, you should hurry up."
"Hmm!" Bai Fan couldn't hold back his laughter, and then walked out. He really didn't expect Zhang Cheng to be so frustrated that he actually pulled his trouser pocket. If people knew about this, I'm afraid they would laugh at him.
"Doctor Wang, you'd better take a look at Zhang Cheng later. I think he should have pulled his pants just now, and if it's convenient, you might as well get a pair of pants for him. Haha......"
When Bai Fan walked to the door, he suddenly said loudly to Wang Dehai, at this time, there were many people around Bai Fan, whether it was the guests who saw the doctor or the staff, they all heard Bai Fan's words clearly, and when they thought of Zhang Cheng walking out just now, they couldn't help laughing.
Wang Dehai didn't say anything, just found an air freshener and sprayed it on the house.
"Although I only drank two sips, I guess I drank a lot of medicinal effects. Looking at the way it looked just now, the effect should be good, and it really deserves to be a laxative in the hospital. Haha......" Bai Fan was indescribably happy, and laughed while going to the dean's office.
The people around him all looked at Bai Fan with special sunlight, but Bai Fan didn't care at all. Zhang Cheng is a dumb eater of Coptis chinensis, I'm afraid he doesn't know why this is happening even if he pulls out his intestines.
Lao Tzu has no power or money, but Lao Tzu has special abilities. Fight with Lao Tzu, you don't know how you died.
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The second is more. There is a third watch next, as for the one owed yesterday, if I have time to make it up today, I will make up for it.
Now it's 15th on the list of new books, which is a good result. Unfortunately, there are no official recommendations for next week. Brothers, I hope that after the early hours of this morning, those who have tickets can support it.
Thank you!
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