[No. 0031 Deception: Embarrassing Misunderstanding]
Chen Qingyun was sweating profusely, he was too careless just now, and the words in the game were all seen by crystals. Although the two are fake husband and wife, the other party is his wife after all.
As soon as I looked at the other party's face, I knew that she was in a very unhappy mood!
"The ......"
"Dad, Sister Crystal gave you a gift!" At this time, Chen Taohua ran in from outside, holding an ashtray with a very cartoon shape in his hand.
"I don't think you like the ashtray given to you by a psychopathic yellow-faced woman-type wife, and as for this chicken soup, you shouldn't bother to drink it, right? Lovely ...... Small...... Peach...... Flower......! ”
Crystal gritted her teeth as she spoke, eager to step forward and bite Chen Qingyun twice. Fainting in the afternoon because of the treatment of illness gave him a little affection, and now it is gone.
It's okay to slander yourself, you actually play a game and pretend to be a shemale, you should really pull it out and shoot it for five minutes.
Crystal took the chicken soup, took the ashtray from Chen Taohua's hand, and left the room in a hurry, leaving Chen Qingyun dumbfounded.
Ay...... What a misstep into a thousand hatreds!
Crystal was angry at this time, and Chen Qingyun didn't bother himself, so he had to turn around and continue playing the game.
"Dad, if you're hungry, go to my room and get some snacks to eat! Ultraman is about to start, and I've got to get down there. I don't know what kind of little monster he fought today? "The peach blossoms also slipped away.
The physical strength consumed a lot in the afternoon, and after playing games for a while, Chen Qingyun's stomach began to growl. At this moment, there was still a little umami of chicken soup left in the room, which seduced Chen Qingyun's gluttony.
I have to exploit the dragonfly guy at night, he is the one who harmed him.
If you don't have anything to eat, you can only rub some peach blossom snacks. Chen Qingyun turned off the computer and walked out of the room to the peach blossom room next door.
Peach Blossom was downstairs studying the little monster that Ultraman had fought at this time, and the room was empty.
Chen Qingyun found some snacks on the table and was about to leave when he heard the sound of water in the bathroom in the room.
"This girl always forgets to turn off the faucet." Chen Qingyun put down his things and came to the door of the bathroom, opened the door and walked in!
"Ahh A piercing scream!
Chen Qingyun was stunned by the scene in front of him.
The white-skinned back was bathing under the faucet, and the stunning turn, the tall twin peaks, and the dark and shiny dense forest, unreservedly stimulated his visual nerves.
Chen Qingyun swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, he didn't expect Zhai Lingwei to take off her clothes and have a more sense of surname, and the current picture is simply a table full of artistic food. It makes you feel the urge to rush up and eat the other person.
"Don't close the door yet!" Zhai Lingwei is finally a woman who has seen the world, and she will not panic because of such a small matter. However, her cheeks were now red. The whole body has been looked at, and it is quite good to be able to maintain this calm.
Chen Qingyun took a step forward, turned around and closed the door.
"Oh my God! You closed the door from the outside, how did you get in? Zhai Lingwei just had two hands, she couldn't block the top and couldn't block the bottom, and the surname Suo didn't block it, and she covered her head with one free hand, this man really made her collapse.
Chen Qingyun smiled awkwardly, and was about to push the door out, when the sound of peach blossoms and crystals came from the room.
"Sister Lingwei, are you in there?"
So back? Chen Qingyun felt that he should find a fortune teller to calculate for himself, he was seen chatting just now, and now he was blocked in the bathroom by the crystal.
"Don't go out!" Zhai Lingwei's eyes quickly grabbed Chen Qingyun.
"Why can't you get out?"
"Crystal sees the two of us together like this, what if we misunderstand?" Zhai Lingwei said worriedly.
Chen Qingyun scratched his head and asked puzzledly, "Don't you know that we are a fake marriage?" What is there to worry about. ”
"That's not going to work either. You...... You've seen me all, and you have to listen to me for whatever I say. Zhai Lingwei whispered unreasonably.
Women are not reasonable animals, Chen Qingyun did not refute again, there are [***] beauties to appreciate, and there is no happiness here wherever you go!
"Sister Lingwei, isn't it you!" Crystal shouted again.
After Zhai Lingwei stabilized her mood, she came to the door, pushed Chen Qingyun aside, and whispered, "Are you still watching?" ”
"Jingjing, it's me." Zhai Lingwei poked her head out.
"What's going on?"
"Oh, nothing. I just saw a cockroach that I have killed and is fine! ”
"Hehe, it's okay. Why did you run into the peach blossom room to take a shower? Crystal asked with a smile.
"The faucet in my room was broken, so I came to Peach Blossom. Go down and watch TV! I washed it right away. Zhai Lingwei didn't dare to say more to the crystal, if the other party found out that there was a Chen Qingyun in the bathroom, she really didn't know how to explain it at that time.
Sending the crystal and Chen Taohua away, Zhai Lingwei closed the bathroom door and patted her chest with her hand, it was really thrilling just now!
suddenly remembered that there was a man in the bathroom, but when he turned his head, he found that there was no Chen Qingyun in the bathroom. When I looked up, the small window above the bathroom opened, and a fresh breeze blew in from outside, blowing the curtain that blocked the light gently.
Visually measured the distance from the window to the ground, at least three meters high, how did he open the window and leave silently, Zhai Lingwei's head was full of question marks.
Chen Qingyun was gone, she also relaxed, and did not go to the shower again, but lay down in the bathtub. After calming down, I couldn't help but think of the picture just now, as well as Chen Qingyun's somewhat demented eyes. The flush that had just faded on his face resurfaced on his cheeks at this moment.
Living in the Crystal Home is far less comfortable than you imagined. Bickering, misunderstandings again and again, but this is exactly where Chen Qingyun's fun lies. Life is already very boring, if the journey is smooth, it will really come to this world for nothing.
Lying on the bed for a while, I got up and saw that the time was almost up, and it was time to go to the meeting with the dragonfly. Just made Crystal angry, and had a little ambiguous trouble with Zhai Lingwei, just took this opportunity to go out for a walk, as if he didn't patronize the nightlife of Zhonghai City.
Downstairs, Crystal sat cross-legged on the sofa and hugged a cushion and watched TV, which was playing a model contest. Peach Blossom sat next to her, and the two were discussing the women's dresses and jewelry on TV. It seems that there is no age limit for the problem of beauty.
The two were discussing in a hearty manner, and they didn't notice that Chen Qingyun came behind the two of them.
"Sister Crystal, the bra mask on that model is so beautiful!"
Crystal knocked Peach Blossom's head angrily and corrected: "Peach Blossom, that's called a bra, not a milk cover, don't say it wrong next time." Where did you learn this jumbled language? ”
"That's what Dad told the waiter the last time he took me to buy it." Peach Blossom replied very seriously.
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