The next evening, Xu Zixuan, wearing a thick jacket and a shabby duck-billed hat, slowly walked into a barbecue restaurant on the street with his back and head down. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Aunt," Xu Zixuan came to the front desk and said to his aunt in a low voice, "I called you last night and booked a quiet private room!" ”

The aunt looked at the young man in front of her who looked like a terrorist in confusion, and thought for a long time before recalling last night's phone call, and after confirming it in the reservation book, she took Xu Zixuan into a small private room in a corner with trembling old legs.

The private rooms are delicate and warm, and the warm yellow lighting even makes people a little lazy.

Xu Zixuan casually ordered some food, took off his hat and jacket and put them away. With the withdrawal of the aunt, the room was calm again.

Tick, tick... The wall clock on the wall walked in order, and as it got dark outside, the lights in the room seemed to brighten a little. Xu Zixuan held the steaming teacup and stared blankly at the dark red pattern on the table, not knowing what he was thinking.

There was a burst of guests walking and noisy sounds at the door, and with the greetings of the hotel aunt from far and near, the door of the private room opened with a bang. Two girls dressed more exaggerated than Xu Zixuan walked in side by side.

My aunt was very confused and frightened, and her inner turmoil constantly hit her rotten thinking.

"These guys can't really be terrorists, right? Is this in the joint? Will there be a fight..."

With a hint of fear, my aunt immediately left the private room with a strange atmosphere.

Xu Zixuan raised his head and looked at the two girls standing at the door, and finally showed a hint of a smile on his cold face.

"Pumei... Nann... Long time no see! ”

“oppa...”

“oppa...”

The two girls stood stupidly at the door, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar faces in front of them, tears gradually gathering in their eyes, and then slowly falling down their cheeks.

"Well, girls, I'm back..."

"oppa...", accompanied by two crying shouts, the two girls coincidentally threw themselves into Xu Zixuan's arms at the same time.

"Woo... Finally seeing you... Oppa, I've finally seen you. You know, during that time when you disappeared, I really thought... I really thought I would never see you again..."Pu Mei buried her head directly in Xu Zixuan's arms, crying whining.

“oppa... Are your injuries healed? Why don't you contact me? Do you know how worried I am about you..."Nan En, who was full of tears, held Xu Zixuan's face with both hands and said miserably.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, it's me who is not good," Xu Zixuan put his hands around the waists of the two girls, "Hey, don't cry, they've become 2 little cats... Come on... Am I not sitting next to you? ”

"Humph!" Hearing this, Pu Mei raised her head and looked at Xu Zixuan, "Oppa, are you embarrassed to say, a dragon and a tiger?" Okay, then I'm going to listen to your explanation today, how did you survive the dragon? Especially when I disappeared with someone... What the hell is happening to you? ”

After Pu Mei finished speaking, her eyes immediately changed to a fierce and vicious look, and she stared at Nan En beside her in a daze.

It's a pity that the goddess of Gao Leng didn't eat this set at all, wiped away the tears on her face with her hands, tugged Xu Zixuan's shoulders affectionately, and sat down by Xu Zixuan.

“oppa... You see, we haven't seen each other for so long, and we finally met again, why did we invite some random people to be light bulbs? Don't look around..."Nan Nun pulled Xu Zixuan's head back with her hand to Pumei, "Oppa, tell me what you've been doing all this time?" Is Auntie okay? Is little Nenoni okay? I think about them every day! ”

"Ah, it's cold... What do you mean? Hearing such a stinging Guoguo's discrimination, Pu Mei was furious, bent down and dragged Xu Zixuan's other arm desperately outward, trying to separate the couple around him.

Pity... The heart is higher than the sky, but the strength is smaller than that of an ant. After tossing for a long time, Pu Mei gritted her silver teeth and gave up, and sat on the other side of Xu Zixuan.

The atmosphere was quite awkward.

Xu Zixuan smiled bitterly, this is your sister's... It was warm for less than half a minute, and it was torn up... How will I live after this?

"Ah, Death Gao Leng, you figured it out, OPPA called me first, and asked me... Listen carefully, you asked me to dinner... But you're the one who has a dead face and wants to follow me here. Are you embarrassed to say I'm a light bulb? Pu Mei leaned on Xu Zixuan's shoulder and shouted at Na En menacingly, "It's really cold and you don't even want to be cheeky?" ”

"Dead man... Who do you say shameless? Nun began to fight back, "Call you first?" To tell you the truth, a week ago, my aunt called me to tell me that OPPA was in Seoul and asked me to come back to Seoul and meet OPPA as soon as possible... I came to meet with OPPA at my aunt's behest... What are you? I don't know the so-called wild girl... Still do I follow you? ”

"I'm going... Die cold, don't rely on your aunt's first impression of you to move her out and press people..."Obviously, this is Pumei's shortcoming, but you can't lose in momentum, "What's wrong with your aunt?" Who does Oppa like is the matter that Oppa decides, and what does it have to do with Auntie? My aunt likes you, so why don't you go to dinner with your aunt, and what kind of light bulb do you come here to be? Do you think it's great that you're the mom and friend of a middle-aged and elderly woman? Tell you, oppa doesn't eat that..."

"Ahh My affair with OPPA was supported and blessed by my aunt and little Niouni... I was with oppa, and it was above board... Formal wedding... What about you? Can you see people? Can you see the light? Boasting in front of me all day how much Oppa likes you... Who admits it? To put it bluntly, you're a nymphomania and a paranoid..."

"I can't see anyone? Anthomaniac? Pu Mei was anxious, shook off Xu Zixuan's arm, and began to roll up his sleeves, "You dead junior actually dare to say in front of me that I can't see anyone?" I think you were still a passerby when I was with OPPA, and you were not only not ashamed but proud of your shameless means, but also rode on my head... Come on, come on, my mother will let you see the power of decency today..."

“mo？ Am I a junior? Shameless? Nan En also shook off Xu Zixuan's arm and stretched out her palm covered with colorful nail polish, "Where were you when the old lady blocked the bullet for oppa?" If it weren't for me, oppa would be dead, and it would be your turn to be here with your teeth and claws? Shameless means? Do you have what it takes to try a bullet yourself? ”

"You who have been stabbed a thousand times..."

"You shrew..."

Finally the atmosphere has reached its peak... And so the war inevitably began.

Just when the two sides of the war had come into contact and began to confront each other, a very incongruous voice reached the ears of Pumi and Nan.

"Ah, oppa...."The two girls turned their heads together, crying and laughing at Xu Zixuan, who was holding a teacup in both hands and drinking hot tea happily.

"Huh?" Xu Zixuan smiled like a spring breeze, slowly raised his hand, and stretched forward, "Leave me alone... Just when I didn't exist, the two continued... Go on! ”

"Moya..."The second girl looked at each other incredulously, her body froze, and she didn't seem to react at all.

"Isn't it just scolding, pinching, and tearing each other? Go on? Why did you stop just about to reach the high court? Does it feel like no one is directing your performance? Never mind... Come on, come on, let me point you out, that Pu Mei, your sleeves seem to have fallen off, so that your sense of ferocity is not enough, and the feelings of depression, grievance and indignation in your heart are not so strong, quick, roll up your sleeves again... Yes, high, high..."

"Also, Nan, it's not oppa talking about you, you are also a film and television major, academic, why are your facial expressions so stiff? People have grabbed your hair, and you still look light... Come on, wrinkle your forehead a little, don't turn up the corners of your mouth, is that a smile understand? To go down... That's right... If you want to be fierce in your eyes, you should think that Pumei is... Forehead... A thief who stole your favorite snack... Yes, yes, yes, that's it..."

"Also, you're not in the right position... Don't you feel awkward in your current position? Xu Zixuan stood up, separated the two, and then rearranged the place where he stood, and arranged the hands and feet of the second daughter like a puppet, "Hmm... It's pretty much the same, hey, hey, the expression... Expression... Keep it up ha! ”

“OK... action！ ”

The "......" room was silent, and the two puppets and Xu Zixuan did not move, leaving only three pairs of eyelids to blink non-stoply....

"UH..." AFTER A WHILE, XU ZIXUAN COULDN'T HOLD BACK A SMILE, AND SHOUTED AGAIN SERIOUSLY, "ACTION..."

"Yikes... oppa...”*2

If the second daughter doesn't know the situation at this time, it is estimated that she is really a stupid girl...

So, the four hands that were originally going to pinch each other kept beckoning to Xu Zixuan.

"Ahh You murdered your husband! Xu Zixuan smiled ninja while pretending to be overwhelmed but begging for mercy.

"Hmm..."Still cold and reserved, looking at his man's scoundrel look, he gritted his silver teeth and pushed him away, raised the teacup on the table and poured the tea into his throat, "Ahem, cough... Dead man, I knew I couldn't fool oppa, it's not you, I have to accompany you to play this crappy sitcom, okay?! The hidden camera didn't work, but was tricked by oppa..."

"That's not right..."Pu Mei also stopped his fist, "It's not scientific, our acting skills are so good... And those lines I said were also carefully prepared and selected by me, how could they be exposed? Is it because your acting skills are too poor... Seen through by OPPA?! ”

"Poor acting skills?" Nan En glared, pointed to her nose and said, "Please, big sister man, you don't look at your performance just now, is there any acting skills in it?" I'm embarrassed to say that...."

"That..." the two girls turned their heads to look at Xu Zixuan in unison.

At this time, Xu Zixuan was proudly holding up the mobile phone in his hand, and he was flying at them with an arrogant face....

"There's a mole...", a thought came to Pumi and Naun's minds at the same time, and then the two girls shouted at the same time.

"Zheng Endi!"