When I got up the next day, my head was still a little stuffy, and when I got up, I saw Xiang Yu sitting next to me, with his eyes closed, his hands and feet stretched out, and there were words in his mouth: "pull the handbrake, twist the key, step on the clutch, hang the gear......" I went over and patted him, and suddenly saw him fall asleep upside down, snoring. It turned out to be sleepwalking.

Qin Shi Huang has begun to attack Contra Douluo in the past few days, and 3 lives can reach the second level, I taught him to transfer 30 people, and he was so happy that he casually crowned me King Wei, I want to buy him this game cheats again, and it is estimated that he can promise me half of the Qin Dynasty.

Jing Ke and Zhao Baimian established an unbreakable friendship, the two often beat like children with a mop, Jing Ke said that Zhao Baimian's "swordsmanship" is very unpredictable, if he stabbed Qin with him, the fat man would definitely not be able to return to the sky. made me so angry that I really wanted to find Uncle Zhao and let him take a good look at his stupid son.

According to the plan, I went to the sales department of Qingshui Home, and as soon as the motorcycle stopped at the White Lotus, I grabbed it out and said, "Let's go directly to see the house." Then he asked me, "Is it in your car or mine?" I patted the bike and said, "It's ugly, but it's faster than a bike, right?" ”

White Lotus covered her mouth and smiled: "The company has allocated us a car, and if you look at the house, you can drive that car." "As I pointed to the Elysee at the door, I was flushed to my toenails, and if it weren't for my thick skin, the red would have come through. White Lotus sat down in the motorcycle bucket very understandingly and said, "You have a limited edition, right?" ”

I said, "You're going to find a rut for me, it's a shame." ”

On the way, I remembered that I still need to buy a new mobile phone, White Lotus heard that I have to accompany me to choose first, we went around the counters of a large communication equipment monopoly for a long time, White Lotus said: "What kind of mobile phone do you need, what kind of functions do you need it to have, or which functions do you need it to be more professional, if you take more photos, then choose this one...... If you want to know the latest and fastest stock market information, then choose this ......" Her words led the mall manager out, and she had to hire her.

The shopping guide in the mall couldn't say a word at all, from the beginning of the selection to the final payment to get the goods, she maintained a stunned appearance from beginning to end. In the end, I spent 3800 to buy a Samsung machine, which is not too expensive but fully functional, and the appearance is also very atmospheric, which is more suitable for a man of my age and a little money, and the White Lotus helped me save 1200 yuan.

Buying something with the White Lotus is like carrying an extremely sharp machete into a sugar cane field, which can have the effect of doing more with less, and I think her talent is not only suitable for selling houses, but if she is determined to resell arms, she will definitely be able to master the Kalashnikov gun in half an hour.

The more this kind of person is, the more careful she has to be, if her house is not good, I will never buy it! I thought to myself.

After getting into the car, White Lotus smiled and said to me, "Do you think I'm terrible now?" "Through what happened just now, she changed her name to me.

She said, "You must be thinking now that this woman is so good at fooling that she must be careful when looking at the house." ”

I couldn't help but look down at her, White Lotus is actually a very delicate woman, even a little shy when she doesn't speak, like a student who has just walked out of the campus, but because of this, her words are more incendiary, she introduces a thing to you, not only to say what is good about it, but also to say that it has one or two inconspicuous shortcomings, she knows that people will definitely pay attention to these, and then use a few turns to make you eliminate your concerns, so intimate. This is something that no lecturer who teaches sales skills can teach, and that's called talent.

The villa area is outside the 3rd ring road, not far from the highway, but it will not be affected by it, and it is also in the urban area, shopping is very convenient for car owners, and the strength of Qingshui Homes is strong, which can be seen from the geographical location of this land.

But because of the earthquake, this villa is also depressed, the grand and luxurious community has an automatic door closed, there is no security, and there is only one person in the foyer who controls the switch, and he opened the door for us.

After an almost long transition area, we passed rockeries and gazebos, and motorbikes galloped on the vast lawn like a golf course. In a city that promotes cramps, it is better to have such a spacious living space than in the past!

When she arrived at the residential area, White Lotus stood up in the motorcycle, pointed to the villas like a Kuomintang female army leader, and said, "Choose one." ”

The distance between the villas is about 100 meters, there will be no problems such as shading and covering, and from the front lawn garage to the architectural style is exactly the same European style, I was dazzled and said, "Any suggestions?" ”

"No, you have also seen it, it is exactly the same, and there is no good or bad geographical location, we are afraid of differences, some are hot and some are not cared for by the time, they are all rich people, and we are also unlucky."

I casually asked, "If you had to choose which one?" ”

Who knew that the white lotus blushed and said, "You should ask those two sisters about this." But then she said, "If it's me, I'll choose the middle." ”

I drove the car to the middle building, and White Lotus took out the remote key she had taken from the hallway and pressed it, and the garage door rolled up, and I said, "We don't have to drive this car in - no reverse gear." ”

“…… I'm just going to show you that the garage door isn't broken. ”

I jumped off the motorcycle, carefully looked at this small second floor, said that it is small only because of its low floor, it seems that the living area of just one floor should not be less than 200 square meters, I squatted down and touched the lawn, found that the grass is relatively sparse, White Lotus immediately said: "Although the lawn does not look so beautiful, but this kind of grass introduced from abroad has strong vitality and slow growth rate, you don't have to take care of it, and you have no problem taking your sisters to eat barbecue on it in summer." ”

I glanced at her, and the question was coming up right away, wasn't it? However, the scenario she helped me hypothetize also really made me feel weird in my heart - I immediately reminded myself: I have to be careful of this White Lotus Sect Master!

She went up the stairs and opened the door, and I immediately asked, "Is this door safe?" "I think it's best to let Shi Qian see the door lock or something, as long as he can't open it in 10 seconds, it's absolutely foolproof.

"Rest assured, the security facilities in the community are very tight, and cameras will be installed in every household in the future."

We entered the room, and the spacious living room came into view first, and I found that the white lotus sighed softly, it was the kind of envious admiration, and I could see that she really liked the house. Calming down, she led me around, there were 2 large bedrooms and a bathroom and a storage compartment on the first floor, she took me to the kitchen, stretched out her hands and said, "Here you can build a big marble countertop, and put a small Xiaoice box or small wine cabinet on the side." ”

I suddenly slapped my thigh and said, "It's broken!" ”

The White Lotus changed color and said, "What? ”

"I just thought about buying a house, and I forgot to calculate the cost of decoration, I just remembered what you said, just a marble platform costs tens of thousands, right?"

"It doesn't take that much, the man-made one is much more expensive than the natural one, it's only 10,000 yuan."

"Can you help me calculate how much it costs to renovate such a big house?"

"The bigger the house, the more high-grade it is, of course, the more expensive it is, if you buy a house and only spend 100,000, then it will be almost the same if you decorate 10,000 yuan, if it is a 1 million house, then 100,000 yuan can only be barely enough, although the house is only sold for 1.8 million, but its actual value is much higher than this number, the basic decoration of 500,000 should be enough, if you want to be more luxurious, then it is not counted."

"In other words, with furniture or something, if you want to live in it, you have to pay about 3 million?"

White Lotus nodded: "Almost." ”

I breathed in the cold air and said, "Then I'll have to think about it again." ”

White Lotus suddenly said solemnly: "Mr. Xiao, what I want to say to you below can be regarded as a salesman's business, but I still have to say, first of all, this may be the last batch of villa-style private housing that can be bought in our city, you also know that now there is a shortage of housing, and it is becoming more and more difficult to get approval for large-square-meter commercial housing; Second, this is also the cheapest villa you can buy in China, because it will be so cheap in this special period, to reveal to you an insider, Qingshui Home Villa Area was not intended to be open to the public within two years, as long as there is no earthquake within two years, this house can at least rise 3 times, the reason why it is reluctant to sell to the outside world, is that the company's senior management takes into account that if you don't make a move within two years, it will give people a bad impression. So I ask you to really think about it. ”

Who is not moved by these words? No more, as long as 5% is true, then buying this suite is like picking up a baby.

I said, "Let's go upstairs and have a look." ”

I can't go upstairs at all, we grew up in the bungalow children, almost born with a totem worship of the building, and then live in the building and begin to miss the bungalow compound, and live on the 2nd floor when I often think: If the 1st floor is also mine, how good?

At the pawnshop, this wish was barely realized, and I thought: How nice would it be if we didn't sell jelly but the lawn? Although people always say that I am insatiably greedy, I call it - pursuit!

Now the time has finally come to make my wish come true, the 2nd floor looks bigger than the 1st floor, because it has a balcony that stretches out more than 2 meters, there are 4 bedrooms symmetrical left and right, White Lotus constantly helps me design the future, what is a pool table here, decorated there in a bar style, and a spare room for a nursery room......

Finally, we went to the top of the building, and the white lotus pointed to the distance, and said affectionately: "There we are going to develop an artificial lake, plant willows, and wait until evening, you hold my sister...... Our hands ......"

I was amused by her word "we", and couldn't help but say, "I was joking with you that day, that beautiful girl is my cousin." ”

White Lotus pointed a small light fist on my chest, I stumbled, she hurriedly grabbed me, I didn't have time to take advantage of a small advantage, she immediately introduced very competently: "By the way, you can pull up a net on the roof of the building to build a basketball court, and when your son grows up, you can have a small game with him, or let him review his homework here......"

"It's going to be a bad sight - let's sign the contract."

"Do you want this house?" White Lotus's eyes widened happily.

"You say it like a poem, I don't want to spoil the scenery too much."

In fact, in terms of area, this house is not cheap, because we are not a big city after all, and in this extraordinary period, these houses were built before the earthquake, which alone has shaken the confidence of the vast majority of people, but it is rare that the sincerity of the developer, 1.8 million, even if you just buy this living environment, it is worth it.

Next, White Lotus showed her vigorous and resolute side, and we returned to the sales office, transferred the property, and paid the money. With rich experience in farming, there is no difference between buying a house and buying two catties of oranges. The key can't be given to me for the time being, because there are still some post-construction projects to do, and now there is electricity and no water in the house, and it is impossible to decorate it when you go in.

I went out and saw an old man wearing a Panama straw hat and wearing a colorful dress sitting in my motorcycle bucket, looking like an old overseas Chinese, I tiptoed from behind him, and when there were two steps left, the old guy said lazily: "Xiaoqiang, you don't want to plot against a fairy, right?" ”

I sat in the driver's seat in frustration and scolded: "In addition to the immortals, you are still a wanted criminal, as a law-abiding citizen, I should send you to the public security bureau." ”

Liu Lao Liu laughed, saw me coughing, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"I had a little fever."

Liu Lao Liu gave me a black oval sheet without saying a word, and said, "Chew." ”

Although this old boy hates it, but after all, he is a fairy, seeing that I am sick like this, maybe there is something good for me, I hurriedly stuffed it into my mouth and chewed, only to feel a sweet and unscathing strange smell and cool air drilled straight into my brain, and the tip of my nose sweated instantly.

"What's that?"

"What else can there be, betel nut, I brought it back from Hainan, it's more refreshing to smoke a cigarette and chew it-" As he spoke, he threw one into his mouth, then lit a cigarette and chewed it, inhaling the cool air, like a big smoker.

"Phew!" I spit out the betel nut scum and scolded, "You old bastard. ”

Liu Lao Liu was not annoyed, and said leisurely: "You always lack the minimum respect for me, aren't you afraid that I will retaliate against you?" ”

"Come on! Come on! Last time it was Zhang Ziyi, this time it's a big deal that you turned me into Chen Guanxi (I said it casually because it was only 2007 at the time)! ”

"The last time I used mana, I wanted you to believe me, it was official business, and you can't do it in normal times."

I laughed: "Then I'm still afraid of you?" ”

Liu Lao Liu suddenly asked, "Has your salary come down this month?" ”

I said warily, "I don't have the money to lend you!" ”

"It's not from the world, it's from heaven."

I suddenly came to my senses, grabbed Liu Laoliu's collar and shook it vigorously: "By the way, why hasn't my salary come down yet, when can I open the eyes of heaven?" ”

"It's not necessarily to open the eyes of the sky, and it's useless to say that you open the eyes of the sky, it's easy to be treated as a neuropath, not to mention, it's especially dangerous to drive a car with a ghost, I hit people as ghosts several times, fortunately it's a bicycle."

I continued to shake him: "What about mine, I have to give it to you, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu also said strangely: "You really haven't come down yet?" ”

"Nope! Not only is there no yin and yang eyes, but the body has not been transformed, and I still breathe when I go up to the 5th floor! ”

Liu Lao Liu was really a little angry this time, took out a PHS who had lost a letter and made a phone call, and asked loudly: "Accountant Wang, Xiaoqiang's salary has not been accounted for?" I'll go to the Jade Emperor to complain about you! What the? Already sent it down? Alright, okay, okay. ”

Liu Lao Liu hung up the phone and squinted at me for a while, and suddenly asked, "Have you received strange text messages recently?" ”

"No, except for the certificate...... You can't be talking about the Heavenly Court Entertainment Group, right? "I just remembered the text message a few days ago, because there was no sender, so I was more impressed.

"That's it, that's it, what's the receipt code? According to the receipt code, you will know what kind of ability you have. ”

"The receipt code seems to be ......" I tried to remember, and it seemed uncomfortable to see the string of numbers at the time, but I just couldn't remember it.

Liu Lao Liu pointed at my head and scolded: "You can forget such an important thing, you can die!" ”

"Come to think of it, the receipt code is 7474748!"

"Haha, that's a good skill, but there's no intermediary - it's my hint, you still won't use it, understand how I can get revenge on you, right?"

“…… Brother Liu, Grandpa Liu......"

"Don't be useless, have you paid your salary this month?"

"Don't you know?"

"I'm talking about RMB this time, lend me 500 yuan!"

“…… I really don't know if you're a god or a well-organized fraud ring. I took out 5 tickets and slapped them in his hand, "Can you say that this time?" ”

Liu Lao Liu put the money away, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your mobile phone." ”

"Too greedy, isn't it?"

"Don't talk nonsense, bring it."

I reluctantly gave him the newly bought mobile phone, Liu Lao Liu took it, typed "7474748" on the mobile phone, and said with great interest: "Show you a fun ......" As he spoke, he suddenly pointed the mobile phone at me and pressed the dial button......

I hurriedly went up, and saw that the dialing status was displayed on the wide screen, Liu Lao Liu was also a little nervous, and muttered, "You can see it soon-"

Then we heard the call say, "The number you dialed is empty. ”

"You just want me to see this?" I was surprised.

"That's not right...... Did you actually get a text message? ”

"Of course it's true."

"Is the receipt number correct?"

"Absolutely, yes, 74 and 8 must be there, why don't you dial a group of 74 less?"

"74748 is a roaring dog that transforms into the god of Erlang."

"What's going on? You Heavenly Court can't owe migrant workers their hard-earned money! ”

Liu Lao Liu suddenly grabbed my shoulder and asked, "Did you use this mobile phone when you received text messages?" ”

"I just changed my phone today, does this matter? Is your salary paid to me or to my mobile phone? ”

"If the phone is sent to you, it hits you, not you call it. Heavenly Court follows this rule, and will never attach an ability directly to the person's body, but through an item, the ancient legend of the enopiak is actually this kind of thing, so you must use the phone you received the text message to achieve its function. ”

I said eagerly, "You tell me first 7474748 what this number means, is it useful for someone to press this number on my phone?" ”

"Yes, but the average person who would be so boring, 7474748 is a very good ability - mind reading, you just hold the phone and press this set of numbers on the person within 10 meters, what he thinks will be displayed on your phone, but you have to pay attention, you can only use it 3 times a day, that is, 24 hours, and now you can't use it on a person, remember? When you pay your salary next month, your phone will be automatically upgraded, and you can use it 5 times a day and use it on the same person (at that time, I was probably equivalent to a high V). ”

I jumped to my feet and said, "Why didn't you come and tell me earlier, if you had such a thing when you bought the house just now, wouldn't you know if the White Lotus Sect Master lied to me?" ”

"I didn't use it earlier, what about your old phone? Without it, you'll be done for nothing. ”

I said bitterly, "Why is it it?" I should have bought a good phone sooner! I lit up the fire and said anxiously, "I'll go home and try it right now." ”

Liu Laoliu returned my phone card to me while walking down, and he took my mobile phone with the original price of more than 5,000 and shook it in front of my eyes and said, "You are useless with this, right?" I'll contact you after I get my card. ”

I glared at him, rushed to the house, ran upstairs in a rage, and opened the drawer - stupid, my antique machine was gone!

I shouted in a trill, "Cousin, what about my mobile phone, did you let your sister-in-law give it to someone again?" ”

Master Li came out of the bedroom and said, "My cousin-in-law said that it would be embarrassing to take such a broken mobile phone, and she threw it away for you." ”

I stumbled a few steps: "Throw it for me?" ”

"Ah, it's in the trash." Master Li said and went into the bedroom again, squatting beside the bed to collect her books.

I grabbed the trash can and shook it twice, and the old antique came out of my sight, and I took it in my arms and screamed with my heart. When Master Li saw me like this in the bedroom, he smiled and said, "My cousin is really a nostalgic person." ”

I suddenly had a bad idea in my heart, I quickly inserted the phone card, turned on, and after the screen stabilized, I pressed the "7474748" string of numbers at Master Li, and finally pressed the dial button, only to see that it didn't take 2 seconds, and a line of words suddenly popped up on the screen: "What about my "History of Chinese Architecture"? ”

I'm more disappointed, I'm more keen to explore other people's **, it seems that I pressed it at the wrong time, I said to Master Li: "I took your "History of Chinese Architecture" to a friend. ”

Master Li turned his head in surprise and said, "How do you know I'm looking for it?" ”

I said, "It's just up to you to find a book and tell you." ”

With this treasure, my heart is itching, I really want to read everyone's minds, Qin Shihuang is playing a game, he must be thinking about playing, Xiang Yu let me open the door of the van and go in to practice since I came back, there is nothing to see, Liu Bang can't catch it, the only thing left is the second fool, he covered the semiconductor, stood motionless, and there was a smirk on the corner of his mouth. I was really curious about his thinking, I quietly approached him a few steps, pressed the set of numbers to him, the screen of the phone did not respond, and after a long time, there was a situation that drove me crazy:

It actually shows a row of ellipses......

After a while, a parenthesis appeared, which read: This person has been in a state of absence for a long time, and this prompt will no longer appear.

Damn, this is the legendary heart like stopping water, right? The second fool is too strong!

But I'm still quite happy, at first I didn't think this reward was too good, but slowly I woke up, this is much more useful than opening the eyes of the sky, opening the eyes of the sky is dealing with ghosts, this is a direct dialogue with people's thinking, people's thinking is much more terrible than ghosts, isn't there a saying called unpredictable?

It's not necessarily true to say that it can't bring me benefits, at least I should be invincible in the world when I take it to play Go with people, or go and see what the giants who are in the stock market and futures are thinking. No matter how good or bad a person is, he can perform it, and the only thing that does not deceive people is his mind - or soul.

I now feel more and more that I have a very evil ability in my hands. No wonder a philosopher said: I would rather them see my [***] than they see my thoughts.

That's a good way to say, anyway, I'd rather watch some people's [***].

At this moment, the phone rang loudly, startling me, and seeing that the number showed that it was Song Qing, I picked it up and said, "Hey, Xiao Song?" ”

Song Qing is always so gentle: "Hehe, Brother Qiang, Captain Xu is looking for you." ”

Before I could react to who it was, Xu Delong took the phone and said, "Xiao Zhuangshi, can you come again?" "He's going to use the phone.

I asked him what was the matter, and it seemed that he didn't want to say it in front of Song Qing, and I happily agreed--I was just about to ask An Daoquan to pull out a fire pot.

Under the first baby, I was in a very happy mood all the way to the school, standing in the distance to see, the blue main body has been completed, Li Yun said simple decoration, a week after the sure to move in, Li Shishi's "History of Chinese Architecture" I took to Li Yun, and now I want him to help me decorate my villa, he is now quite familiar with the construction team and building materials dealers.

The camp of 300 was empty, Xu Delong deliberately stayed and waited for me, and the soldier on duty was Li Jingshui.

As soon as he saw me, he said to me very solemnly, "Someone visited the camp again yesterday!" ”

I didn't care and said, "Could it be that you're too nervous?" ”

Xu Delong carefully took out a small package from the tent, opened it slowly and carefully, and in the small cloth bag was a needle, I was about to get it, Xu Delong said: "Be careful! Poisonous. I hurriedly took a few steps back and looked at the needle carefully, it was not an ordinary sewing needle we had ever seen, it was shaped like a miniature reed rod, with a long needle tail and no needle eye, much like the kind used for acupuncture in Chinese medicine.

"What's going on?" I picked up a straw stick and fiddled with it and asked.

"Last night, when still water was on duty, it shot out of the grass not far from his feet, he didn't know what it was at the time, but fortunately he dodged it, and the man was very fast, and when he saw that the matter was revealed, he disappeared without a trace in an instant. We found this thing in the tent in the morning. ”

I glanced at Li Jingshui and wondered, "Why did you have an accident as soon as you were on duty?" Do you think that person has anything to do with the last time you visited the camp? ”

Li Jingshui said with certainty: "It's just one person!" And he must have been someone we were back then. ”

"How do you know?"

"He was wearing a night coat, and that action was at a glance, our back army had practiced martial arts almost before joining the army, and some of his habits and movements were only available to people at that time, and he was a practitioner."

I held my chin and thought for a long time, then stood up abruptly and said, "There is a way!" ”

Xu Delong and Li Jingshui both looked at me with anticipation and adoration.

"I'll go to Wu Yong to discuss!"

Two poured.

I still don't think it's very reliable, apart from them, how can there be people from the Song Dynasty in this era? Even if it is as Li Jingshui said, it may be a modern person, you must know that martial arts is the quintessence of the country that has been handed down, and it is not necessarily only the ancients.

Only then did I have time to ask Xu Delong, "What about the rest of you?" ”

Li Jingshui said: "I was led by Mr. Yan to run, and he said that we should have all-round development of morality, intellect and physique, and we had to run 5 kilometers every day. ”

I shook my head and said, "Couldn't he find a better way to kill himself?" ”

(To be continued)