Chapter 234: The Tiger Is Not at Home, and the Monkey Dominates the King

He said that he was leaving, but when he really packed his luggage and left, the third uncle brought his brother to see us again.

In the past few days, it has been raining continuously and flash floods have occurred, and the third uncle is worried about the people in the village, so he specially organized the brothers in the city, brought all kinds of supplies, and came to the village all the way.

After the third uncle knew that I had taken the inheritance of the Ji family, he didn't say anything else. Just patted his chest and threw out a sentence, if he was sick, even if he asked him to take medicine, how much to use, how much to take, how much to take, how much!

I know in my heart that I can't take advantage of the third uncle in vain, the third uncle has a big family in the city.

Yes, extended family......

As far as I know, this rich man has at least two or more wives.

And each aunt has a commercial building.

It's not easy to feed so many wives. I understand the third uncle. So, back to the city, I have to give him money.

The film crew delayed the return trip.

In the village, he accompanied the third uncle and his brothers to eat through the sea, and although there were great language differences between the two sides, through gestures, gestures, and improvisational performances, they crossed the language gap and established a deep friendship.

I stayed with Uncle San and his brothers for a day.

For the next few days, I was alone with my grandfather, Dao Ye, and Crazy Fifth Master.

As for Xiao Qi, she formed a wonderful relationship with my mother.

Xiao Qi's biological mother died prematurely, and this child lacked maternal love since he was a child. So after a few days of getting along, she found that long-lost maternal love in my mother.

She and my mother, from strangeness at the beginning, to familiarity, to inseparability. Until finally, she began to spoil her mother like a daughter.

My mom is naturally happy to pick up such a beautiful big girl for nothing.

So, when the two of them saw that they were together, it seemed that they had something to say that they would never finish.

In the past few days, Grandpa, Dao Ye, and Crazy Fifth Master have told me a lot of things.

There is a reason to be a man, the means of the rivers and lakes, the sinister hearts of the people, and the origin of the three religions and nine streams.

Just like my grandfather said, now China, looking at opening up, has developed rapidly. But fundamentally, customs, and psychology are no different from those of the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China.

And, due to the easing of policies and the needs of ordinary people.

Something, something that has been gone for a long time, has reappeared......

In the past few days, I have grown a lot of knowledge, and the ambiguous things that were previously clear have suddenly become clear.

Finally, it's still time to go.

This time, the third uncle and his brother walked with us.

We packed our bags and walked out of Jijia Village under the escort of the villagers.

As soon as I climbed the small hill away from the village, behind me, the mournful and mournful flute of the crazy fifth master suddenly sounded.

The flute sounded for a few minutes, and suddenly the tune changed leisurely, and became light and lively, and the note that echoed in the mountains was like an ancient elf, escorting us all the way.

I listened to the sound of this flute, and I suddenly heard a sentence that the Taoist master said to me.

Don't underestimate the fifth master, his flute can make the dead stand up and dance on the ground......

Let the dead dance.

A few days ago I might have joked about it, but now I'm not just skeptical.

Everything, just because this world, is too big, too amazing.

We had a very smooth journey.

first arrived at the transit hotel, and then came to the town under the arrangement of the off-road E family.

After a full day's rest, the next day he took a real off-road vehicle driven by the third uncle and his brothers to the county seat.

When you arrive at the place, you will inevitably eat and drink from the sea.

In the meantime, I found an opportunity to go to the bank, and I withdrew 500,000 yuan and handed it over to the third uncle.

The third uncle doesn't want to live or die, and he is the kind of person who wants to turn his face against me.

I couldn't help it, so I finally said: "This money should be regarded as my contribution to the village, and if I can, I will build a primary school for the village." ”

When the third uncle heard this, he silently accepted my money.

Seeing that the third uncle accepted the money, I proposed to him to order another batch of medicinal herbs.

I have a long list.

The third uncle has no problem with one bite.

We rested in the county seat for two days, and on the third day, we took a luxury tourist bus found by the third uncle and went straight to the provincial capital.

To the place, book a ticket, take a big, dust, swish, landing.

I'm back again!

After a long absence, XX, I'm back.

When I returned to the city, I first arranged for my foreign friends to enter the hotel, and then escorted the seventh master home to rest.

When I was done, I dragged the B version of the LV suitcase that my third uncle gave me and returned to my clubhouse.

It's time to go back to the clubhouse just in time for dinner.

I went downstairs, got on the elevator, and to the 13th floor, the elevator doors opened, and I first smelled a faint smell of sandalwood.

The unique smell of the Ji Family Club.

I turned around the elevator hall to the main entrance of the clubhouse, pushed open the heavy wooden door and let me into the room to take a look.

I was stunned.

It was quiet in the room.

Didn't look at anyone, no, there was one, hey, who is this guy?

I stood at the door, squinting and carefully looking at the suspicious person who was sitting in the half-immortal seat and shaking his head, holding a folding fan in his hand.

This product has very long hair, and there is a bun on the top of the melon shell in the head, and a black wooden hairpin is inserted in the bun.

This......

Hey, isn't this the old way dress in the Taoist temple?

I was shocked, why did I come to this club?

Take a closer look.

This goods, with a black and yellow complexion, is not sick, but black and yellow in the wind and sun in the mountains.

Figure-eight eyebrows, collapsed nose bridge, small eyes, squinting and intoxicated at this time, those pairs of eyes are almost a slit.

The lips are thin, and there is a sparse beard on the lips and chin.

He was wearing a white half-sleeved robe with a blue cloth belt around his waist, a pair of big blue pants on his lower body, a pair of black cloth slip-ons on his feet, two big feet without socks, one leg was bent, he put his feet on a chair, and put his arms around his knees.

I'll go......

This is suspicious.

Look at the dress, there is no difference from the old way of the cow nose in the Taoist temple, but looking at the face, it is a little more tender, and the estimated age is the same as mine.

I was looking, the thing turned his head, his little eyes opened suddenly, and then he stared at me well, all the time, up and down, looking back and forth a few times, and he opened his mouth: "Yo...... You are a hab, Lao Tzu is enjoying the tea ceremony, you are chasing the baby, you will enter the house in a daze, you should be Lao Tzu ornamental, what do you want to do? ”

I was stupid.

This Tutuoer authentic Sichuan people, this Sichuan dialect is really numb, spicy, and hot!

I made up my mind, and I realized that this person didn't know my details, so I said, "That, I'm ......." What do I do? I rolled my eyes and said, "I'm here to apply." ”

The goods blinked, tilted his head and thought for a moment, and suddenly said, "Apply, what do you want to apply for?" ”

I said, "Chinese medicine, Chinese medicine doctor." ”

"Oh, Chinese medicine ......"

I asked again, "Well, is your boss there?" ”

"Boss? Lao Tzu is the boss......"

I'll squirt you with a sip of salt soda!

But before I could spray, the thing said again: "...... of relatives. ”

I blackfaced, and I thought about it, and I was sure that my family didn't tell me that we had such a relative.

Me: "Well, when will your boss come back?" ”

"Yes, what dog hemp candy made a big order, and I went to eat at noon, so I will let Lao Tzu hang here to watch the house, you stop, wait a while." ”

I thought about it, and I asked, "Dare to ask your boss's surname?" ”

"The surname is Liu, what are you doing? Check the household register? ”

That's it!

Half immortal, half immortal, I'm not at home for a few days, you're called the overlord, and you're on the boss, see how I clean you up when you come back in a while.

The half-immortal took advantage of my absence to call the overlord, so the master in front of him, which temple is the great immortal?

I pondered.

The other party spoke.

This time, he changed into a non-standard Mandarin and said to me: "Applicants, come here, accompany me to set up the dragon gate array." ”

I walked over obediently.

Sit down across from him.

He began to make me tea half-baked, and then asked for tea.

I glanced at it, but fortunately, I was undefeated, and I used Tieguanyin.

My sketch.

I spoke: "I haven't asked your last name yet." ”

"Your surname is Zhang, Sichuan, Qingcheng people."

After reporting the number, the brother surnamed Zhang hugged me with a fist.

"Everyone is running the rivers and lakes, eating together, and taking care of it in the future."

I returned the salute with a fist, and I carefully asked, "Why did your boss go to dinner and leave you here alone?" ”

Brother Zhang had a black face and gritted his teeth: "My boss is a stubborn!" It's very good! ”

To be honest, I didn't understand it a little, so I said: "That troublesome brother Zhang, let's communicate in Mandarin, I speak Sichuan, and I haven't passed the level." ”

"Oh, yes." The other party replied, and then said: "My boss, it's too lewd, too bad, too much to love." Every day at noon, give me that boxed lunch, and my stomach is about to vomit sour water. ”

I secretly scolded the half-immortal, you are a bad thing, you don't bring this!

I asked again, "Then what kind of relationship are you with your boss?" ”

Brother Zhang: "He is my eldest cousin, and I am his cousin." ”

I looked up and down and said, "Brother Zhang, you ...... Are you dressed up? ”

Brother Zhang was happy: "Qingcheng, a Taoist, it's a pity that he didn't learn well, he went up the mountain for five years, picked water for three years, burned the fire for a year, and beat the master for another year." ”

I blackfaced: "You didn't learn anything." ”

Brother Zhang: "Don't underestimate people, I have evidence." ”

As he spoke, he took out a Taoist certificate from his pocket.

That's right, it is the kind of Taoist qualification certification issued by the Religious Committee, with which it can be proved that he is a pure Taoist.

I thought about it for a while, poured a cup of tea for Brother Zhang, and I asked, "Maybe it's the master who will test you, if you stay for a few more years, maybe you will learn a real skill." ”

Brother Zhang burst into tears.

"Bitter, seeing the sky carrying water, chopping wood, cooking, my mountain, is not an authentic Taoist temple, it is a wild Taoist temple. Pilgrims, you can't see three in a month. I eat old rice, kimchi and spicy seeds, and I can't touch a single one of the meat, and I am hungry when I see flies. ”

Brother Zhang took a sip of tea, blinked, and then said, "It's okay to eat." What's worse is that in my heart, every day I look like a male cat with a spring disease. That big mountain, you don't know, tsk, I don't know what kind of spell my master cast, a hundred miles away, and the flies don't get a mother. Kuwa ......"

I heard Brother Zhang say, I was about to cry, what kind of years have I been, I don't take such a devastating young man.

Brother Zhang and I had a few cups of tea, and we just felt that we had a good conversation. In the end, Brother Zhang said that the application was on him, and if the half-immortal didn't agree, he would kill him! yes, kill him!

That's it.

There was a burst of laughter at the door of the clubhouse.

My heart moved.

Looking up, the door opened, and the half-immortal leisurely chattered with a small toothpick to lead Xiao Tao and the two of them, Xiao Fei, Ye Xuan swaggered and pushed the door in.

Seeing this, Brother Zhang got up and pointed at me and said to the half-immortal: "Boss, there is a job applicant here." ”