Chapter 63 Time Shifts and Words Must Be Strange
On a sunny day, when Shuai Lang walked leisurely into the lakeside boulevard of Zhongzhou Park, he smiled when he saw Gu Qingzhi again.
The two of them seemed to have a tacit understanding, and they didn't tell where to find it at all, but the handsome ghost made the first stop to the place where the two of them first met, and they found it almost without thinking about it, and Gu Qingzhi also appeared here as if they had a tacit understanding.
Is it the heart that leads to the unanimity? Or maybe the two of them are all the way.
Shuai Lang can't say clearly, if you don't see this person, you can't think about it, but every time you see it, you can't avoid that curiosity, it's obviously a swaggering and deceitful person, but you can look like a born master horizontally and vertically; is obviously a strange and clever character, but his speech and demeanor seem more frank and selfless than anyone Shuai Lang has seen. Even Shuai Lang really couldn't be sure if the old head had some unbelievable way to change himself from the inside out.
So curiosity drove Shuai Lang and took the initiative to visit. After taking a few steps in the direction of the bench, Shuai Lang subconsciously stopped...... The ancient head is not a person, but a group of people around, a group of people are standing and sitting, listening to what the ancient head is living, not an ordinary group of people, but a group of middle-aged and elderly women, you and I say a word, the smiling expression, full of admiration, really makes people suspect that they are expressing their love to the ancient head, Shuai Lang smiled...... When he was smiling, one of them stood up next to Gu Qingzhi and said thankfully, but he didn't know how to be fooled by the ancient head.
Looking at this situation, you have to wonder how many yellow flower girls this old guy may have fooled when he was young.
Quietly crouched up, Gu Qingzhi just glanced back for a moment, as if he didn't know, and then gestured to everyone very gracefully: "Sisters-in-law, eldest sister, it's hard to get this meeting, it's fate to see each other, say okay, one is three lessons, and one lesson, who will ...... divination"
As soon as I asked, the old ladies and aunts who were still wearing red and green Yangge costumes and white Tai Chi suits looked at each other, and they were all a little embarrassed and smiled, and several people did not come up, but one of them beckoned the one who had been outside the crowd: "Sister of the Wang family, come quickly...... Let Gu Daxian do the math for you, you won't be looking for many days. ”
It is a person dressed in ordinary clothes, not like a morning exercise in the park, but like a person who has come to wait for a long time, handsome and rough, black and white hair untie head, another old-fashioned hairpin, his face is a little timid, inexplicably a little unnatural, at first glance it looks like a small merchant and hawker was caught by the city management so sad, pushed to the front by the old ladies, and sat down next to the ancient head on a blind date.
"Auntie...... What are you doing here? Shuai Lang came to the old lady carrying the water silk scarf, and when the old lady heard it, she looked back and saw that it was a half-sized child, and she whispered mysteriously: "Fortune telling, ancient immortal divination class." ”
"Fortune tellers are all lies." Shuai Lang deliberately whispered. When she heard this, the old lady sighed and was very unhappy, and whispered to blame Shuai Lang and said, "What do you little baby know?" Gu Daxian is a famous hexagram immortal in our area, and he only comes once every three or five times, and it is a blessing to meet him...... When is the daughter-in-law of Sister Liu just counted, Gu Daxian is not more than two years old, and he will add a ding, which is accurate...... This marriage is married, and Gu Daxian is allowed. ”
The old lady awe-inspiring tried to correct Shuai Lang's attitude towards the old fairy, but when Shuai Lang heard that the ancient head was also mixed in, he smiled wordlessly, and he was talking nonsense.
Anyway, this is a back-and-forth conversation, just to say a happy celebration as people like, and see that a group of old ladies are happy, and the dentures are all out. The diviner had just sat down and said nothing. There was a helper next to him, and he said bluntly: "Gu Daxian, calculate for the sister of the Wang family, can your son be admitted to university today?" ”
As soon as the words fell, another person picked up: "That's right, Wang Jiamei has been wandering around the park for many days, and I ask you when I meet people." ”
"Daisen...... Can this be counted? The aunt who told the fortune asked a little timidly.
Timid eyes, shriveled lips that seem to lack blood, and timidly looking at Gu Qingzhi, the wrinkles on his forehead gathered a few words "Sichuan", which looked like a low-income poor household who came to the Civil Affairs Bureau to seek relief, and swept it at a glance to make Shuai Lang feel a little unbearable, yes, the ancient head doesn't even let go of this kind of oppressed middle-aged and elderly women, this is obviously the kind that is not old and decrepit and is almost out of breath by life.
"Yes...... But if I say something ugly, if you want to calculate it out that it doesn't suit your heart, don't blame me. ”
The old head agreed, but first took the vaccination, the aunt was obviously a little hesitant, and it seemed that there was something unspeakable, but she couldn't stand the urging of several old ladies next to her, and nodded after thinking for a moment.
asked about the eight characters of the birthday, took the aunt's hand, I don't know if it was in the ancient head rubbing oil or touching the fate, and I lived for a long time, and I closed my eyes and pinched the trick to turn the sky over...... Shuai Lang looked ridiculous, covered his mouth several times and almost laughed out loud, taking advantage of the old head to close his eyes and pinch the seal to pretend to be a fairy to bluff the old lady from the old lady stunned, this whispered to the old lady next to him who was staring intently: "Auntie, how much is this a hexagram?" ”
"No money."
"Don't want it today, or don't want it all the time."
"I don't want it all the time, but whoever wants to give it, he wants it."
"Then did he cheat everyone out of money?" Shuai Lang tried to lower his voice and asked.
Unexpectedly, this sentence provoked people, and the old lady glanced at Shuai Lang several times as if she saw someone say bad things about her wife, and then simply whispered like a chicken: "Go...... You don't have hair on your mouth, and you talk angrily, how old are you, what do you know......"
What are you talking about, the masses can't be messed with, Shuai Lang didn't expect that the image of the ancient head in the hearts of this group of middle-aged and elderly women was so awe-inspiring and inviolable, this old lady was so embarrassed that she changed her standing position.
Then to the side, counting carefully, Shuai Lang sighed lightly in his heart, daring to love the old man Yanfu is not shallow, four behind the chair, three in front of the chair, including the one sitting on the chair, the eight ladies are staring at the movements of the ancient head without blinking, and occasionally there are two whispers, the voice is handsome and intermittently heard, what did one say, this old guy can be accurate in his fortune telling, and the last time he calculated that Principal Xu was at risk of being ill for a long time, this is not a blink of an eye, and Lao Xu can't get up in the hospital...... Another asked which Principal Xu? This one explained in a whisper, as far as the president of our old university is concerned, he has a cerebral hemorrhage, and he may not be able to get out of bed...... watched quietly, making Shuai Lang secretly suspicious, although he didn't believe that there was really an unpredictable prophet, but the strangeness of the old head everywhere still made him a little more curious, and some things really couldn't tell how this old guy made trouble if he didn't witness it with his own eyes. For example, this time, pinching his fingers and a bag of cigarettes did not move, and the old woman was waiting impatiently to see the old head suddenly open her eyes, the eyes were bright, and Shuai Lang obviously saw that the old woman's body was shocked, and it seemed that the old man's handsome appearance was electrified.
started, but this beginning was so gloomy, Gu Qingzhi was very polite and embarrassed to shake the hand of the fortune teller and comforted: "Old girl, your baby is the life of a Tianqu star, not the character of Wenqu Xing, this is the image of the name of Sun Mountain, not the hexagram of the title of the gold list...... You'd better find another way. ”
The name falls on Sun Mountain, not the title of the gold list. When he said this, Shuai Lang also hiccuped, and after smacking that there was no ambiguity in the words, he felt that something was wrong, didn't this girl give her parents a hammer?
Sure enough, as soon as the woman heard this, she put on her sleeves, sobbed and wiped her tears, and in the blink of an eye, bitter tears rippled, which embarrassed Gu Qingzhi, and this old lady couldn't see it, but complained about Gu Qingzhi, it was the one who rushed Shuai Lang, and came up and said: "I said Brother Gu, can't you do this?" How can you say that if you haven't taken the test yet? Look at what makes the Wang family's sister angry......"
"That's right, Gu Daxian, you must not be able to calculate this time......"
"Yes, not allowed...... No ......"
"Sister Wang, don't cry...... What are you crying about? ”
Several old ladies had a lot of pity, and they all came up to comfort the woman who told the fortune on the one hand, and complained about the ancient immortals who were still highly respected just now. It seems that this girl is indeed not an ordinary fortune teller, and often finds herself a little uncomfortable.
Unexpectedly, the old head looked solemn, turned a deaf ear to all doubts, but instead accentuated his voice, raised his hand and pressed the voices of everyone and said:
"I can not only calculate that your baby is off the list, but also that your baby is disobedient, and I can also calculate that your man has not been around for many years, or he will simply leave...... Eldest sister, I advise you, there are many hard-working parents in the world, and filial piety to children and grandchildren since ancient times, don't be too anxious about this...... Go back and take care of your body, you yourself have been sick for a long time, and the more you worry, the more you ......"
The woman hiccuped, stunned, stopped crying, stared at Gu Qingzhi, this time it was like seeing a real fairy, with a little astonishment and awe in her eyes, and even a little fear.
All the old ladies don't complain, when they hear that the baby is off the list, the baby is disobedient, and then they hear that a man is not around, and the fortune tellers are also sick...... Yes, they all stared at the woman of the Wang family, the woman's face was blue for a while, white for a while, and then she didn't say a word, bit her lip and suppressed the face of crying, got up, lowered her head, and left without saying a word.
Right, still wrong.
I'm afraid that I will be unfortunate to say it, a few old ladies whispered, and one of them muttered as if she hadn't seen the eldest sister of the Wang family say anything about men, maybe she was still a little widow...... Another whispered that her baby was very naughty, and she didn't study well, which made her mother sad...... Several old ladies muttered, all looking at Gu Qingzhi with a strange look, although the eyes were a little complaining that they shouldn't tell the truth so much, but they couldn't help but be surprised, these ominous secrets that even everyone knows, why does this old man know?
The reason is very simple, it can be calculated, but the old ladies are a little more surprised in their eyes. No one will complain about that.
"Alright, alright...... Ladies and sisters-in-law, I'm here today, offering ugliness and ugliness, please bear with me if you offend......"
Gu Qingzhi got up and arched his hands, and said goodbye to a few old women who were discussing in a whisper, although these old ladies were respectful, they were not polite, and they hugged the old man, you and I asked for advice one by one, for a while it was a matter of the son's object, and for a while it was a matter of the grandson's study, and the dare to be affectionate was the hand that was shown just now, although it embarrassed the aunt, but the credibility was improved a lot.
Everyone asked, but the old man abided by the rules, emphasizing one and three lessons, never more, yes, the old ladies don't talk about so many rules, this stretched out his fingers and counted the first two sentences of the ancient, what are you dragging in the villagers? The one who pulled the sleeve of the ancient head solemnly arranged a few words, that was to make an appointment for the next fortune telling, tossed the ancient head, got a guarantee, and then went to the open space for morning exercises.
It's easy to get out and don't dare to stay, pacing and walking straight to the park, along the way it is inevitable to say hello to the people who take care of the face, from time to time someone catches up and asks the old man how the lesson is, the old man refuses, straight out of the park gate, to Zhongzhou Avenue.
slowed down his pace, walked out not far away, and caught up with a smile, looking at the old man's appearance, his face smiled and pointed as if a flower was blooming: "Uncle, it feels good to be a star being chased by someone, okay?" What do I think you can't handle? ”
"Hey, it's a mistake, nothing can be free, it's robbed as soon as it's free, I don't dare to come to this place often, and I coax a bunch of people when I come...... Say two good words and be elated, say two bad words, and complain if you don't make money, ala......s," Gu Qingzhi laughed and laughed at himself, and the two of them paced together casually, like old friends, and there didn't seem to be any unpleasant things that happened last night, just like friends who were invited together.
How to start, Shuai Lang didn't think about it, and was thinking about how to speak, but Gu Qingzhi seemed to have forgotten about yesterday, but instead motioned to Shuai Lang and asked, "Shuai Lang, what did you think just now?" ”
"Thoughts?"
"That hexagram, what you see, is it right or wrong?"
"I guess that's right."
"You've seen it from beginning to end, how did I get it right?"
Gu Qingzhi asked as if he was taking a test, and now he asked Shuai Lang scratching his head, and he was stunned for a moment, as if the answer was vaguely on his lips, but he couldn't say the kind of feeling.
"Alas......" Gu Qingzhi stopped, looked back at Shuai Lang in disappointment and said, "I really didn't see it?" Let me ask you, what is the identity of the woman who tells the fortune teller? ”
"No identity, right? Listening to the accent like a rural person in a suburban county, it looks like a ...... working there in the city" Shuai Lang recalled, the clearest impression was the sadness on the person's face, thought about it and added: "Did you come from the countryside to cook for your son...... Now there are more such situations, studying in the city, parents rent a room to cook for the baby, and do some odd jobs in their spare time. ”
"You can see this, I don't know how I calculated that her son fell off the list?" Gu Qingzhi asked rhetorically.
"Huh? Yes...... But I haven't taken the exam yet, how can I prove it? Shuai Lang asked rhetorically.
"You're missing that step right here. Do you want to know how I count her baby off the list, her baby is disobedient, and her husband is not around. Gu Qingzhi asked.
As soon as he asked, Shuai Lang was a little suspicious, and nodded involuntarily, this seemed to be a level higher than "father died first in mother", so he listened to Gu Qingzhi live: "First, let me remind you, she has been wandering around here for many days, just to find a fortune teller to calculate a hexagram for her son, and calculate whether she can be admitted...... What does this mean? ”
"Oh, she has a weak heart, and eighty percent thinks she can't pass the exam." Shuai Lang said.
"Right...... It's very simple, she told us everything. And you look at her face, how does it feel? Gu Qingzhi asked.
"Oh......" Shuai Lang suddenly realized: "I'm worried, I'm so worried, maybe my son is bad." Ninety percent of them failed the exam. ”
"That's right! It's so bad that he can't ask the ghosts and gods, do you think he can get in? "Gu Qingzhi is very happy, Shuai Lang can understand so much, and he dares to take over.
"How do you count the son's disobedience?" Shuai Lang instantly came to the problem again.
"If you are a filial son, can you make the sorrow of being a mother like this? Besides, now the little doll of seventeen or eighteen, is there anyone who obeys his mother's words? This is called killing, killing a mouth, ten times can be against nine, the trend of the times. "Gu Qingzhi Road.
Shuai Lang smiled suddenly, this is a meng, but if you want to be deceived like this, you can really be blinded by **. After thinking about the rest, he figured it out, and smiled: "Then you must have seen her gray face and sad face, judged that her surname life was not harmonious, and then killed her, saying that her husband had not been around for many years, right?" Hey, I said, uncle, you're not afraid of being wrong, what if people are coming to menopause? ”
"Did you see me do that?" Gu Qingzhi raised his hand a little proudly, and the slender fingers of the second brother made a handshake action, but Shuai Lang didn't understand it, and when he saw Shuai Lang was stunned, Gu Qingzhi didn't hide his selfishness, and said with a smile: "I forgot to tell you, I used to be a few square langzhong, and I still feel the general pulse accurately, this woman's qi stagnation and pulse disorder are not menopause, it should be caused by the rise of liver fire and long-term stomach qi stagnation and indigestion...... In addition, she has an old complexion, and she is aging before she is old, I really can't think of any other possibility except for being riddled with sorrows, what can a middle-aged woman worry about? It's not that I'm worried about Lao Tzu, I'm worried about the boy, and I'm worried about the man in the middle, since I'm in the city, I'll get rid of Lao Tzu, and I'll be left with the boy and the man. What else could there be? ”
It's a bit crooked, but Shuai Lang was a little unconvinced: "Then what about the ticket?" Can't it be about worrying about money? ”
"I said, why are you so stupid? For women, are men still worried about tickets? Isn't that the same thing? Seeing that there is no shortage of money in the family, the son is not angry...... Is. Gu Qingzhi said it in a word, and he didn't bother to explain it again. Shuai Lang listened to the grin and "yes", ten out of ten unconvinced, but he couldn't tell it anymore.
Walking unconsciously as he spoke, Gu Qingzhi was surprised to see Shuai Lang's expression, so he slowly explained: "The real Zhou Yi divination hexagram is amazing, I don't know if it can be a prophet...... But just from the perspective of fortune telling, this is a very interesting psychology, you can judge from the other party's eyes, expressions, posture, movements, clothing, tone of voice, tone, as the old saying goes, three years old to see the old, seven years old to see the old, in fact, these external appearances are enough to tell you who the other party is. It's okay, the truth is in front of you, just tell it......"
"Huh...... It's amazing, it's all about daring to love. Shuai Lang smiled sarcastically.
"Yes, as the old saying goes, good horses are on their legs, and good men are on their mouths, and now that line of work do you think is something that a dumb person can do?" Gu Qingzhi didn't think it was wrong, he just praised it, and as he spoke, he took out a thin booklet, the size of a palm, and handed it to Shuai Lang casually: "Look, can you understand?" The secret that is not passed on will be learned to dominate the world and be invincible. ”
"No, don't tell me you have a sunflower tome." Shuai Lang smiled and received it in his hand, but he swept it at a glance, his footsteps stood still, his face was solemn, and he took a few steps forward Gu Qingzhi saw a little surprise, and turned back, staring at Shuai Lang in amazement, I don't know why he came, but Shuai Lang took the palm-sized booklet that he didn't turn over, and said disdainfully: "This is the secret of the Jiang Xiang faction's liar...... "Yingyao Chapter", right?" ”
Gu Qingzhi's eyebrows trembled, his eyes were stunned, this time he was really stunned, since it was a secret that was not passed on, how could Shuai Lang know?
(To be continued)