Chapter 40: The Naked Old Man

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The elated Wu Fan saw the battle report from beginning to end, and suddenly his face changed greatly, and his legs didn't know why they were mixing with each other, and he sat on the ground with a pop.

It turned out that at the end of the war report, Li Zicheng mentioned that there was no Wu Sangui in the camp of the elite soldiers in Liaodong, and only the seriously injured Xia Guoxiang was caught. At the same time, Liu Zongmin rushed back to the capital with the seriously injured Xia Guoxiang Pegasus and handed it over to Wu Fan for personal trial, in order to ask Wu Guoxiang's whereabouts from Xia Guoxiang's mouth.

Wu Fan sat on the ground and smiled bitterly, no wonder the completion cycle of this mission was three months, Wu Sangui was too cunning, he was not with his troops, and he didn't know where Wu Sangui ran to at this time. If Wu Sangui hid in the ravine from now on and didn't come out, Wu Fan's hope of completing the task would basically be dashed, and he didn't know what the punishment would be after three months.

Wang Chengen saw Wu Fan falling, and hurriedly stepped forward to help, and constantly comforted Wu Fan: "The emperor doesn't have to worry too much, even if Wu Sangui escapes this time and loses the army, he can't make any waves by himself." The emperor can send a document to the sea to catch the world, and the old minister will not believe that he Wu Sangui can grow wings and fly, and one day he will capture the rebellious Wu Sangui to the emperor. ”

Wang Chengen's words made Wu Fan feel a little more comfortable, yes, the time is still very long, and he Wu Sangui does not know the stealth method, as long as he is still in the land of Daming, he is not afraid that he will not be able to find him, as long as Wu Sangui is caught within three months, the task can still be completed.

Wu Fan stood up with Wang Chengen's support, and said with Wang Chengen in his mouth, on the one hand, it was for Wang Chengen, and more importantly, for Wu Fan himself: "Yes, Wu Sangui also flew to the sky, Chengen, you go and give an order to Jinyiwei now, let them search the world, and say that Wu Sangui will be found out to me." ”

Wu Fan, who was already in a somewhat lost mood, was even more depressed by the bad news that came one after another three days.

Li Zicheng had already checked the Liaodong captives one by one, confirming that Wu Sangui was not among them, and Xia Guoxiang, who was sent back by Liu Zongmin's flying horse, only stayed in the prison of the Criminal Department for one night, and died of his injuries, and the only thing he said was: "The marshal has expected that Chongzhen will send people to surround and kill the Liaodong military horses, and he has long gone away alone, and you will never catch the marshal." ”

The work of rectifying the prisoners of Liaodong was carried out for ten days, and these elite soldiers of Liaodong did not know about Wu Sangui's rebellion, and Li Jiantai disrupted the captured soldiers and reorganized them into the barracks under his command.

Li Jiantai did these trivial matters, and Fan Jingwen asked to see Wu Fan alone, and it was said that he had important matters to discuss.

Wu Fan asked Wang Chengen to bring Fan Jingwen in, and he stood in the room and sighed, worrying about how to complete the task. In the past few days, Wu Fan has almost been tortured by this unlucky task, and he can't even dilute the depression in Wu Fan's heart by secretly taking Chen Yuanyuan into the palace. Fortunately, Chen Yuanyuan was well-behaved and sensible, knowing that Wu Fan had a headache about Wu Sangui's rebellion in the past few days, and he didn't pester Wu Fan much.

Wu Fan was looking up to the sky as a literary and artistic youth, and Fan Jingwen walked in under the leadership of Wang Chengen.

Wu Fan turned his head and glanced at Fan Jingwen, and said weakly: "Fan Aiqing is here?" Sit down, I'm in a mess now, I don't want to sit, you're old, you should sit down, don't worry about me. ”

Fan Jingwen thanked Wu Fan, but also sat down swaggeringly, after all, he was seventy years old, and just walking to Wu Fan from outside the Forbidden City had already exhausted the old man enough, and he really couldn't support it.

After Wu Fan saw Fan Jingwen sit down, he was just about to ask Fan Jingwen what he had to do to see him, when he suddenly felt the mobile phone on his chest vibrate again, this time the vibration of the mobile phone, Hao Xuan didn't scare Wu Fan to sit on the ground, what do you mean? Is this the punishment coming? Isn't the time yet up? It should be more than two months before the end of the mission.

Wu Fan deliberately stayed away from Fan Jingwen and Wang Chengen, reached out and took out his mobile phone and brought it to him, and opened his eyes hesitantly, huh? It's not that the notification mission failed, but the mission notification to kill Wu Sangui has been automatically scaled down to a screen similar to that of a countdown, docked to the bottom of the screen, still reducing the time second by second. At this time, what was displayed in the middle of the screen was actually a new task: "Side quest, let Fan Jingwen strip naked and sit in front of you within forty minutes, the task will be completed and the reward life will be one year, and the mission failure will randomly wipe out a legion of the Ming Dynasty." ”

Wu Fan couldn't believe his eyes after reading it, and rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked at the screen again, that's right, just let Fan Jingwen strip naked and sit in front of Wu Fan, what is this? Wu Fan suddenly felt that his eyes were black for a while, devil, you bastard who has lost his conscience! Is there such a play? Not to mention the Ming Dynasty, it is the later generation of Wu Fan's life, you let an old man in his seventies strip naked and sit in front of the leader to try!

If Wu Fan really forcibly ordered people to take off the old man's clothes, I am afraid that the first thing the old man would do after leaving the palace was to commit suicide, Fan Jingwen, as a great Confucian in the world, the defense of etiquette and religion is definitely strictly guarded, in addition to being in front of his wife and concubine in his life, I am afraid that he has not taken off his shirtless in front of others, right?

But if you don't complete the task, this punishment is to randomly wipe out the Ming Legion, if it is a legion like Zuo Liangyu and others that Wu Fan is not familiar with, it is nothing, in case Li Zicheng's legion is selected at this time Wu Fan is the pillar, then Wu Fan must not cry to death.

When Wu Fan stared at the countdown that had begun, he suddenly wanted to fight with the devil, play eggs, buddy don't play, you take away the rest of your buddy's life, it's better to die if you live in such a shock!

Having said that, Wu Fan still had to find a way to complete this task, no matter what he wanted, the devil would not appear, but would secretly watch him in a dark corner and smile. Wu Fan pondered for five minutes, and then he had some ideas, maybe by doing this, the old man wouldn't be so angry that he would go crazy afterwards?

Wu Fan suddenly paced to the side, turning his back to Wang Chengen and Fan Jingwen and didn't know what he was doing, which made Fan Jingwen a little confused, and he didn't dare to speak casually for a while, so as not to interrupt Wu Fan's thinking. After Wu Fan thought about it properly, he looked down at the mobile phone in his hand, the screen showed that there were thirty-three minutes left in the mission, Wu Fan turned around and raised his hand to greet Wang Chengen.

When Wang Chengen came to Wu Fan's side, Wu Fan whispered to Wang Chengen: "Chengen, you should rush to the stable in the palace as soon as possible, go and collect a box of lice for me, remember that you must come back within ten minutes, and the more you collect, the better." ”

Wang Chengen was stupid by Wu Fan's strange order to collect lice? What is that thing for? The emperor is becoming more and more unpredictable. However, Wang Chengen has now also discovered that the emperor has never been targeted, although he can't figure out what the emperor wants to do, but since the emperor wants him to collect lice, it must have an important use.

"But Your Majesty, what time is ten? What is that? Wang Chengen really didn't know what the concept of ten minutes was, Wu Fan pursed his mouth and said in a low voice: "It's just that the sooner the better, remember, the faster the better, the more the better, go ahead." ”

Wang Chengen took the order and left, Wu Fan frowned and began to circle around Fan Jingwen, at first Fan Jingwen also turned his head with Wu Fan's figure, but then he was really dizzy, so the surname Suo no longer paid attention to Wu Fan, who was circling the house, and said: "Your Majesty, the old minister asked to see him this time, and he was really worried about Wu Sangui's rebellion. In the past few days, the old minister thought of a few hidden worries after thinking hard, and specially came to report to the emperor. ”

Wu Fan's mind was not on Fan Jingwen's words at all, and now he was counting the time second by second, looking forward to Wang Chengen's early return, so he said to Fan Jingwen casually: "Fan Aiqing, you wait a minute, I am in a mess now, you let me smooth it out first." ”

Fan Jingwen had no choice but to keep his mouth shut, sitting there with his eyes and nose and nose attentive, waiting for Wu Fan to calm down, and silently counting the number of circles Wu Fan turned in his heart.

When Wu Fan turned to the thirty-third lap, Wang Chengen hurriedly ran in, held a sandalwood box in his hand and handed it to Wu Fan, and nodded to signal that Wu Fan was done.

Wu Fan took the sandalwood box full of lice in his hand, and suddenly showed a wicked smile, at this time Wu Fan happened to turn behind Fan Jingwen, looking at Fan Jingwen who was sitting upright, Wu Fan said in his heart: "I'm sorry, old Fan, I can't help it, for the sake of my Ming army, you can sacrifice it." ”

Thinking of this, Wu Fan's dantian internal force was running, exerting light skills, one hand gently pulled Fan Jingwen's collar, and the other hand opened the sandalwood box and poured down, and the dense lice fell into Fan Jingwen's clothes like snow.

Fan Jingwen felt that there was something strange at the collar, and in the process of turning back, Wu Fan had already flashed back to the same place, and easily closed the sandalwood box that was still stained with some lice and threw it into Wang Chengen's hand, and nodded to Fan Jingwen with a smile.

Fan Jingwen saw Wu Fan nodding at him, and was just about to open his mouth to continue talking along the topic just now, when he suddenly felt a sudden scratch on his back, and an indescribable itch suddenly came from his back, and in an instant, this itch made him involuntarily shrug his back, and then he couldn't control it and began to swing his body wildly.

Wang Chengen watched Wu Fan pour a box full of lice into Fan Jingwen's collar, and immediately felt uncomfortable on his body, and began to pray for Fan Jingwen from his heart, my mother, there are so many lice, Master Fan is guilty.

At the beginning, Fan Jingwen was still desperately trying to control himself, but later he couldn't bear it at all, and scratched his hands behind his back, but the more he scratched, the more uncomfortable it became, and in the end Fan Jingwen simply jumped up, and while his face was flushed and he wanted to ask Wu Fan for guilt, while leaning his waist and twisting his hips to make strange movements

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