After eating, it was still bright, Xiang Yu put down the dishes and chopsticks and took me downstairs, he put me by the door of the van, and said, "You have to teach me to drive today anyway." ”

I reluctantly got into the car, Xiang Yu sat next to me and watched me, while muttering to myself following my movements: "Ignition, pull the handbrake, step on the clutch, and ...... gear"

I drove the car to the gate of the elementary school, the students had already finished school, the gate was locked, and the old man was drinking tea in the communication room, and I shouted: "Uncle, open the door and let's practice driving?" The old man didn't even look at us, just shook his hand and continued to suck his water.

Xiang Yu said angrily: "I'll go and kick the door open." ”

I hurriedly pressed him and said, "Do you want to come in the future?" And then he gave up.

I reached out and took out two boxes of Chinese from the cardboard box on the car, walked into the communication room and put it in front of the old man, I thought that an old man watching the door must be very excited to see the red Chinese cigarettes, how do I know that the old man was very calm, he slowly and methodically dismantled the cigarette, chatted with me for a few words, lit one, took a puff, then stood up, carried the key to open the door, and finally I wanted to get into the car He patted me on the shoulder and said: "Young man can, come in the future - this Chinese cigarette is actually real!" "That's when I found out that he had been fooling him with two packs of fake cigarettes.

I drove the car to the dump, turned off the fire and said to Xiang Yu: "Come on, don't you already know how to start?" ”

Xiang Yu moved to the driver's seat, was stunned for a moment, and asked me, "What is the first step?" I put my head on the glass and said depressedly, "Ignite!" ”

"Oh......" He just went to twist the key, which is actually not to blame him, many people are like this, the theory is croaking, and they get stupid as soon as they get in the car, and Xiang Yu is a person more than 2000 years ago after all.

He lit the fire, lowered his head to find the clutch, stepped on it, and knew that it was in gear, and then as soon as he was refueled, the car stalled......

"Brother Yu, let's put down the handbrake first, okay?"

"Oh......" he twisted the car, lowered the handbrake, pressed the clutch, then gave the gas and the car turned off......

"The clutch should be put down slowly, and then the oil will be given when the car moves."

"Oh......" Xiang Yu sweated on his forehead and began to scramble again.

Half an hour later, where was the car, and where is it now, Xiang Yu's performance in learning to drive is lackluster, I didn't plan to teach him well, but people are strange, if you want to meet a stupid apprentice, you still want to teach him.

I put Xiang Yu in the co-pilot and asked him, "Do you know how to ride a horse?" ”

Xiang Yu wiped his sweat and said: "This is much more difficult than riding a horse, I can ride a horse when I am 4 years old." ”

"Well, now you think you're riding a horse, you're sparking a fire, you're saddleing a horse, which means you're going to ride it; When you let go of the handbrake, you untie the reins; Stepping on the clutch, you are already on horseback; Hanging gear, it is you knocking the horse's belly; Then put the clutch, give oil, and you whipped it - didn't that run? ”

Xiang Yu said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to ride a horse." ”

"I haven't even ridden a donkey, isn't that forcing you?"

Facts show that Xiang Yu's IQ is still very high, a person who can be invincible in the world after learning kung fu for a few days, except for the so-called root bones, has a very strong comprehension - it cannot be treated the same as the second fool.

Xiang Yu's actions this time were smooth, but what he muttered was: "Put on the saddle, untie the reins, get on the horse's back, knock the horse's belly, and give a whip ......."

The van moved, Xiang Yu excitedly stepped on the accelerator, and the car ran faster and faster, but now it was in first gear, and the car was also yelling after stepping on the accelerator, Xiang Yu grabbed the steering wheel, laughing, a little arrogant and arrogant, and the overlord of Xichu found the feeling of galloping on the field again.

As soon as the car started running, it was considered the most difficult level, and I breathed a sigh of relief, and when I saw that I was about to turn in front of me, I said to him, "Hit the steering wheel." ”

This is obviously a sharp left bend, but Xiang Yu desperately hit the wheel to the right, and the car was about to hit the wall, so I shouted: "The direction is reversed!" Xiang Yu was still turning right, and I shouted: "Step on the brakes!" Hit the brakes! Xiang Yu was dizzy and said, "Huh? Where are the brakes? ”

No way! The first time he saw me driving, he knew the difference between the accelerator and the brake, and now he actually asked me again.

Just two seconds before the car was about to hit the wall, I was in a hurry and shouted: "Roundabout! ”

Xiang Yu subconsciously stepped on the brakes......

I patted my heart beating wildly, and it took me a long time before I said, "Brother Yu, you won't even be able to distinguish between left and right, right?" ”

Xiang Yu also turned the steering wheel in wonder and said, "Why is the direction reversed?" When you ride a horse, you want it to turn to the left, of course, to the right, right, right, of course, right? ”

Hey, I didn't think it through, and I almost missed a thousand years of hatred, but luckily, I asked him to pull the horse and he didn't pull the steering wheel down but stepped on the brakes.

After getting familiar with it for a while, Xiang Yu was already able to run around with a gear, I looked at my watch and said, "Brother Yu, let's get here today, I still have something to do." ”

Xiang Yuzheng was farting a lot, and said casually: "You go first, I'll go back by myself in a while." ”

"I'm afraid...... No......" I said tremblingly, let him drive back, and he must not die like "Grand Theft Auto"?

Xiang Yu stopped the car and said impatiently: "If you want to go quickly, you still can't trust my riding skills?" ”

Of course I can't believe it, a person who hasn't even learned to hang second gear and reverse, how can I rest assured? But I saw that he was very willing to push me, so I hurriedly got out of the car and said, "Then you drive slowly when you go back, and stop downstairs and shout buns." ”

Xiang Yu suddenly said, "Do you need me to drive you?" "I shook my head like a rattle.

Xiang Yu ignored me again, slammed into the car door, and walked away in first gear.

I walked back with a sad face, rode a motorcycle and rushed to the bar, the time is now a little past 9 o'clock, it has not yet reached the rush hour, Zhu Gui and none of them are there, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu have woken up, hiding in the manager's room and dare not come out, the women wearing miniskirts and exposing cleavage to hang Kaizi frightened the two of them, and felt that it was a violation of military discipline to look at them, I asked Sun Sixin to lead them to a corner to slowly adapt, and then asked Sun Zhu Gui where they went, Sun Sixin said: "'Change the cone' They have come, Manager Zhu and talk to them." ”

I sighed and walked upstairs to the box area, Sun Sixin shouted behind me, "Brother Qiang, they are not in the box." ”

"Where's that?"

"Behind the bar."

As soon as I heard it, I felt hairy, the back of the bar faced the back of the house building next to it, it was a small dead end, except for the occasional migrant workers who went in to pee, it was definitely a deserted place, in other words, it was also a good place to do things in the dark and windy months.

I hurriedly walked out, and Sun Sixin shouted: "Brother Qiang......"

I stopped to look at him.

"There are more than 20 people here to change the cone, and only Manager Zhu has gone out with his two friends here, do you call all the big brothers that day to ......?"

I shouted, "It's even worse." "If you want to change the cone alone, Zhu Gui and they may still use him as a person, and now he is leading so many people to demonstrate, and he has to fight. I walked to the door, remembered something, turned back to Sun Sixin and said, "You will be the second deputy manager here in the future, and you are so worried about the affairs of the bar." ”

Xiao Sun seemed to have a little fluctuation in his mood, but he controlled it well, nodded at me and smiled, "Don't worry, Brother Qiang." ”

I ran to the small alley at the back of the bar to take a look, and saw Zhang Qing and Yang Zhizheng standing there chatting with their arms crossed, and then looked into the alley, which made me so angry that my soul also flew: I saw Zhu Gui squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, being beaten by more than a dozen rotten boys, and there were a few gangsters standing outside, and Huang Mao was also among them.

I didn't care about anything else, I was about to rush inside when I was looking for a guy all over the place, Zhang Qing pulled me aside and said, "Zhu Gui said that he wanted to deal with it alone." ”

I calmed down and looked at Zhu Gui, this time I was angry and laughing, this guy really deserves the nickname of "Dry Land Sudden Law", rough skin and thick flesh, I saw him put his arms on his head to block his fists and feet, it didn't hurt to see it, his eyes looked up, and he was still talking, he said: "Everyone, hard work, ask, who is the leader?" At this time, he saw me and took the time to greet me: "Xiaoqiang is here?" ”

I relieved myself and smiled, "You're busy with you." ”

The little ruffians felt insulted, and greeted them with heavy fists and feet, and at this time, one person pushed away the crowd, held a cone in his hand, stabbed Zhu Gui's back hard, and scolded: "I will make you poor!" "My heart tugged: no matter how tough a person is, he can't stand this.

Zhu Gui suddenly rolled away and looked at this person: "You are the one who changed the cone?" ”

Chang Cone: "I am!" ”

Zhu Gui said "hey", grabbed the hair of the cone violently, pulled this hand down, and clenched the other hand into a fist, facing a cannon to the sky.

The ruffians originally thought that this was a coward, but under the paralysis, no one expected that once he shot so fiercely and quickly, his hair was cut off a lot, blood beads oozed out, and his face bloomed.

A ruffian pulled out a steel pipe and smashed it desperately at Zhu Gui's thigh, Zhu Gui dodged lightly, kicked hard on the thigh of the taper, and then pulled him in a corner, the ruffians reacted, and surrounded Zhu Gui again, every punch hit him, he made up a punch to change the cone, kicked him, he didn't pay attention to the person who kicked him, or kicked back to the cone, the cone was held down by Zhu Gui hard, and he couldn't break it at all, at this time Huang Mao untied the chain around his waist, and a chain was pumped on the wound on Zhu Gui's buttocks, Zhu Gui bared his teeth in pain, he didn't say a word, grabbed the cone that fell on the ground and stabbed it into the butt of the cone, and then made up for a big kick on the wound, and the cone screamed in pain.

Zhu Gui's nose was bloody, but he didn't care, he kicked the door of the cone face again and again, and said with a sneer: "How your subordinates beat me, I will beat you!" ”

At this time, a rotten boy pulled out a rigid tube with the thickness of an egg, and tried his best to follow Zhu Gui's back, Zhu Gui was a little sluggish, did not dodge, was smashed and snorted, and the chest sound came out, but after all, the muscles and bones were strong and did not fall, Zhu Gui elbowed the rotten boy, took off his steel pipe, jumped high to change the cone is a steel pipe, only to hear the sound of a click, as if something was broken. Zhu Gui wiped the blood and said with a hideous smile: "It's fair enough, even the strength is the same." ”

I threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, and said to Zhang Qing, "Shouldn't you take care of it?" ”

Zhang Qing said: "It's okay, it's almost over." ”

The cone was dying, and said, "Don't ...... Don't fight......"

Zhu Gui said: "I didn't beat you, you were all under your own hands." ”

At this time, most of the ruffians had been shocked and stopped, but a thug didn't stop his hand for a while, and a mouth was pumped on Zhu Gui's face, only then he looked at the people around him who had already retreated, Zhu Gui didn't touch him, and smiled at him, his mouth was full of blood foam, he lifted the cone up, and it was a super slap, after a loud noise, the cone crackled and spit out teeth and blood, Zhu Gui lifted him to his chest, pointed at the little gangster and said: "Look, this slap is what he slapped you, Don't blame me. ”

The cone was angry and sullen, and he didn't think about slapping the little gangster in the face, beating the little gangster for a long time, and suddenly ran away crying.

Yang Zhi smiled and said, "Zhu Gui, this kid's trick is too damaging. ”

Zhu Gui carried the soft change cone, circled around the field, and every time he came to a ruffian, he put his face on it, and said provocatively: "Come, fight, I want to fight back, I am your grandson!" He shouted hysterically: "Don't fight, don't fight!" ”

I didn't know whether it should be fun or cold, and I really understood the meaning of the nickname "Dry Land Sudden Law" at this time: you see Zhu Gui usually smiles, but at this time he is really more ruthless than a crocodile, and bloodthirsty.

At this time, a person on the periphery of the ruffians estimated that his psychological endurance had reached the limit, and he took out a machete that had not been used from the collar, and rushed up according to Zhu Gui, Zhu Gui didn't even look at him, just stood there with his stomach up, and whispered in the ear of the cone: "He cuts me, I cut you!" ”

The cone was so frightened that his soul was gone, and he didn't know where he was so strong, he grabbed the stick in the hand of a person next to him and blocked it in front of Zhu Gui, the gangster probably had the determination to die, so he rushed up with his eyes closed, and he didn't see that the person in front of him had changed, and he didn't know how to dodge, he was knocked to the ground by a stick from the cone, and the cone pointed at him and scolded viciously: "You bastard, it's clear that you want to kill Lao Tzu and be the boss yourself." Then he hurriedly turned around and smiled at Zhu Gui.

Zhu Gui kicked the cone over and said, "Such a boss, are you still willing to follow?" ”

A gangster threw the steel pipe in his hand on the ground, glanced at the change cone, and quietly asked Zhu Gui, "Can we go?" ”

Zhang Qing said slowly at this time: "Think my brother really fought in vain? Leave something for everyone. Yang Zhi pulled him and said, "Forget it, these people are much more sensible than Niu Er." ”

Zhang Qing shook his head helplessly and said to those people, "Get out." ”

As soon as the ruffians scattered and fled like an amnesty, leaving Huang Mao behind, he said to Zhu Gui with admiration on his face: "Big brother, I will mess with you in the future." ”

Zhu Gui waved his hand impatiently: "Mix up the hair, take the broken copper and iron on your head and take care of it, and get out." Huang Mao had no choice but to leave disappointed.

Zhu Gui stepped on the head of the cone, and the cone shouted in horror: "Big brother, don't you beat me?" He was pricked in the buttocks, and there were probably less than 5 teeth left in his mouth, which was all trivial, and the bones on his shoulders were also broken by Zhu Gui, and he was soft on the ground like a half-dead toad.

"If you don't beat you, tell me where Liu Xuan is?"

"I don't know ...... Liu"

Before he finished speaking, Zhu Gui stomped on his face, and the blood spat out, Yang Zhi shook his head again and again, and said as he walked closer: "Let me kill him, I can't bear it." I hurriedly grabbed him, and finally Yang Zhi sighed and went back.

Zhang Qing said: "Brother Yang Zhi is soft-hearted......"

Zhu Gui stepped on the change cone, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, and the words jumped out of his throat: "Don't say that you don't know the surname Liu, or I'll step your head into the ground." ”

"I know I know...... But I only have a phone surnamed Liu, and I turned off my phone just now, and I really don't know him well, and his kind of person looks down on me. ”

"Give me the number! If I don't turn it on, I'll step you into the ground. ”

He took out the phone and cried when he saw it: the phone was broken at some point, of course, he didn't feel sorry for the phone, he saw that Zhu Gui was angry, for fear that he would really step on it.

When I saw that it was almost there, I walked up and said, "Why don't you want him?" ”

Zhu Gui was surprised and said, "You have it too?" ”

I pointed to the wound on my face and said, "That's where I went to see him in the afternoon." ”

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Lao Zhu, this matter is over, I have already slapped his head into a four-edged shape for you, if you don't believe it, you can ask Li Jingshui about them."

Zhu Gui said angrily: "Why didn't you let me go?" ”

"You're a guest, how can you do this kind of physical work?" I said with a haha.

Zhu Gui glared at me fiercely, but knowing that Liu Xuan had been punished a little, his anger disappeared a lot, he opened his legs, lifted the cone up, and asked him, "Do you know why I hit you?" ”

He shook the chaff and said, "I shouldn't know the man surnamed Liu." ”

"And whatever!"

“…… I shouldn't have blinded the dog's eyes to collect your protection money, big brother. ”

"And whatever!"

“…… I do not know. ”

"Well, I don't know, it's just that you don't like it - get out."

Then Zhu Gui put his arms around Zhang Qing's shoulders and said, "Let's go, let's drink." ”

A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, and Liu Xuan's matter can finally come to an end, as I thought, the heroes know that Liu Xuan has been forced to leave his homeland, so they don't care about it.

When we entered the bar, we saw a table full of people, squeezed in and looked, it turned out to be Yang Zhi, this guy is ugly, not to mention, and silent, when did he become so popular?

I saw him carrying a bucket in his hand, with a cup and banknotes in front of him, Yang Zhi poured wine into the cup and said, "This is the wine made by my own brother, don't give me money." ”

Zhang Qing said "yo hey", only then did he see that Yang Zhi was holding the bucket of "three bowls but not post" that we drank in the afternoon, several of us drank a small half barrel in the afternoon, Yang Zhi was very bored after coming back just now, so he found out to drink again, a major feature of this wine is the strong aroma of the wine, and soon a buddy next to Yang Zhi couldn't help it, and offered to buy a cup with money to taste, Yang Zhi didn't take it seriously, poured him a cup, but didn't ask for money, how do you know that this guy is more and more addicted to drinking, and embarrassed to ask again, this time you have to buy it with money, Slowly the people around were also attracted over, one is to smell the aroma of wine, the other is to follow the fun, interestingly this wine Yang Zhi since he does not say that it is sold, there is no price, people line up, holding a glass and waiting to buy wine, when it is their turn, there are 100, some give 50, the least is 20 yuan, and there is a 100 dollar for one of them.

After the first person gave the money, Yang Zhi wanted to chase after him and return it, but the people behind him urged him to pour the wine, so the money piled up in front of him was more and more, Yang Zhi was so anxious that his face was flushed, and even the green faded a lot, he said again and again: "This wine doesn't need money - this wine doesn't need money - " and so on for most of the barrel of wine to be left behind, the money in front of him was almost all over the table, and the people who didn't buy it protested one after another, and when they knew that Yang Zhi was a friend of the bar owner, they were even more dissatisfied, saying that the bar was hiding private, and Sun Sixin was appeasing them, When I came and told me about the situation, I said, "This is not easy, tomorrow I can hire a car to fill the village with water, and the truck will come?" ”

At this time, the smell of the bar was so fragrant that even the customers in the corners and boxes were salivating and revolted and joined the queue for drinks.

Sun Sixin suddenly jumped on the stage, cleared his throat and said: "Thank you friends for coming and cheering, our store has just launched an experimental product, I believe many friends have experienced it, and now I announce that from tomorrow, this experimental product will be officially in my store for the majority of customers!" ”

The young man's brain is alive, I looked at him with appreciation, and suddenly someone in the audience asked loudly, "What is the name of this wine?" ”

Sun Sixin was stunned, and hurriedly searched for me in the crowd with his eyes, I was also sweating, and in a hurry, I thought that this wine was discovered by Wu Song and brewed by Du Xing, so I made a lip shape at him, Sun Sixin stared at his mouth, and looked at it for a long time, but no one in the audience spoke, waiting for him to sign up.

Sun Sixin watched for a long time and finally understood that I was talking about four words, and then he put the microphone to his mouth and said very solemnly: "This wine is called five-star juniper!" I slapped my head.

Someone in the audience immediately asked: Are there any six-star ones? Someone else asked: How much is a cup?

Sun Sixin looked at me again, I thought to myself that the usual loose wine is only one or two yuan a catty, and this one will not lose money if it is sold for 5 yuan, so I stretched out 5 fingers at him.

Sun Sixin said excitedly and sensationally: "Our five-star gin, starting tomorrow, will start to offer a big reward, 50 yuan a glass!" ”

(To be continued)