Chapter 33: The Rangers of the Qin Dynasty
I am very indignant at Duan Jingzhu and Shi Qian's suggestion. It's not that I don't approve of stealing, it's that I have no confidence in stealing horses in the current environment, in their era, stealing a horse is no different from stealing a bicycle, even if Duan Jingzhu steals the "Jade Lion in the Night", his surname is equivalent to stealing a Lamborghini, but in other words, if I go to the Southern Song Dynasty to get 60 Xiali and someone steals it, even if someone can drive it, I want to solve the case It is also a matter of immediate waiting.
So I said to Duan Jingzhu: "Your task is not to steal, but to choose a few good horses." β
I took him to the crew to discuss, I just wanted to ask them who the head was, and immediately stopped a guy who was mixed up at a glance, I grabbed it and shook hands with him: "You are the director, right?" β
Man Dou glanced at me and said slowly: "I'm the assistant director, what's the matter?" β
"Nothing else, I just want to borrow a few horses." When I said that I was going to have an exhibition race, I thought he would say yes, but who wanted to say in an official tone: "This is not easy to do, our horses need to recuperate to cope with the shooting for a while, and besides, these treasures are hundreds of thousands of dollars, who is it if they bump into it?" β
It's really a problem not to watch the martial arts conference, and there are probably only about a dozen people who don't know me Xiaoqiang in this time.
I lit a cigarette for Man Dou and said with a smile, "Our people are experts, and there is no way there is a problem." He smoked my cigarette and glanced at me again, but did not speak.
I had no choice but to say, "What are you guys going to shoot for?" β
"The documentary, "The Rangers of the Qin Dynasty", will be on the central stage in the future."
I said, "Yo, then I'll find someone to help you, you can ask him about the props and queues." β
Man sneered: "We have consultants." β
I laughed: "Have your advisors seen the Rangers, or the Qin Dynasty?" β
"Isn't this nonsense?"
I said, "I have seen this man I have found for you." When I saw that he looked at me strangely, I hurriedly said, "Well, I'll get him for you first, and then I'll see the horses, and then I'll see no one." β
Full Pocket: "Come behind the props and actors." β
"Then don't call yourself an actor, I have ready-made, I'll let them shoot for you later, I don't want your money."
Man Dou said disdainfully: "Do you think you can just find two people to sit on it?" You have to be able to ride! β
Duan Jingzhu has always been patrolling the herd, and when he heard Mandou's words, he laughed: "! As he spoke, he turned over a black horse and said in shock: "You come down, the saddle is not on yet, and you will be killed!" β
Duan Jing lived on the horse's buttocks and patted it, and he didn't see him turn the horse's head and run around the small yard beautifully twice, he jumped down, patted the horse's neck and said, "This horse has been strained recently, right?" β
"How do you know?" β
Duan Jingzhu combed the hair on the horse's neck with his hands, and said: "It's a good horse for you to feed badly, and it will be dried a little when you feed it in the future, and this horse has not been trained much, so it can't fight, but it can be used." β
Manchu threw away the cigarette butt and said convincingly, "Okay, you." Now he began to believe my words, and asked me, "Do all the people you said ride?" β
I said, "Don't worry, it's all right for them to ride a horse and help you get your driver's license." "I heard Xu Delong say that they are cavalry when they carry the Wei army on horseback, and infantry when they dismount, but that's not true.
This time, Man Dou began to give me a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Then the consultant you said ......"
I originally wanted to call Qin Shi Huang, but then I wanted to find a fat man might as well ask Xiang Yu, although Brother Ying is fierce, after all, he is pampered, and he has fought countless times with Xiang Yu and the Qin army, I smoked a full pocket of cigarettes, and Niu said dryly: "I'll let him come over in a while, can it be done to borrow a horse?" β
"You pickβ"
Duan Jingzhu chose the 6 best horses, got on the saddle, and led them to the center of the field, the heroes were already in place, and the audience saw that someone first dismantled the ring, and then pulled the horses on, they were all strange, and they didn't care about making trouble, so they exchanged heads and ears.
Lin Chong as soon as they saw the horse, it was as close as Zhang Shun they saw the water, he walked to a horse, stood on its side, first touched the horse's nose with his hand, and then let the horse take a good look at him, I think he was probably exchanging feelings with the horse, on the battlefield, if a master general does not have a horse, not only will he become the opponent's slashing target, but also can not command the battle, so it is necessary to cultivate feelings with the horse before the war, which is like a driver who is going to run long distances on a new car, you have to try the level of the clutch first.
Then Lin Chong stepped onto the horse's back with an arrow step, rode it for a long circle, and said, "It's okay to obey the call, but it's a pity that the horsepower is insufficient." Duan Jingzhu said: "Yes, so I brought 6 horses at a time and rode them in turn." β
At this time, Dong Ping also chose a horse, returned to the field after a walk, hugged his fists on the horse and said: "Brother Lin Chong, then I will be offended." β
Lin Chong returned the salute and said with a smile: "Brother Xian's subordinates are merciful." After that, he urged the horse to gallop, and when he passed by the weapon rack, he took a long spear with a little probe, and Dong Ping lifted two short guns, and the two prepared their weapons, and urged the horse to go around, and then stood face to face.
There are smart people in the audience who guessed our intentions at the beginning, and now they see that the two generals are really going to fight on the horse, and they are full of wonder in the novelty, and they are all waiting to watch the play.
Dong Ping urged the horse, brandished a pair of guns and rushed up, like a winged eagle, Lin Chong slightly turned the horse's head to adjust the angle, the two of them handed over their hands between the wrong horses, Dong Ping stabbed the opponent's front heart with a shot, and the other gun was raised high to leave a back move, Lin Chong used the head of the gun to pick up Dong Ping's first shot, the gun trembled, like a twisted silver dragon, Dong Ping's second shot poked down just to be knocked open, the end was wonderful to the peak, all the heroes applauded, and said: "Brother Lin Chong's kung fu really hasn't let go at all." β
The two exchanged a trick in an instant, and each returned to the horse, and most of the audience on the field were laymen, and they couldn't see the magic in it, but they only gave a few sparse applause when they saw that the two were excellent in equestrianism.
Seeing this, Lin Chong and Dong Ping made a look at each other, this time the two horses and one wrong stirrup Lin Chong first shook out a ball of gun flowers, Dong Ping also inexplicably danced the two guns to the same wheel, the audience just shouted, the two of them finished playing tricks and killed in one place, Lin Chong pierced a gun like a cone, Dong Ping felt that he couldn't resist the enemy and hid under the horse's belly, and suddenly a shot was stabbed out of the oblique stab from bottom to top, people saw Dong Ping disappear out of thin air, and then a super big horse whip-like thing pierced out from under the horse's belly, it was really dangerous and ruthless, couldn't help but let out an exclamation of "oh-" Lin Chong had already expected to grab the head of the spear that stabbed him with one hand, and stirred the gun in his hand under the horse's belly, the gun was like a woodpecker's tongue, and it stirred Dong Ping up.
Seeing that Dong Ping was timid, Zhang Qing snatched a horse, waved his spear and shouted: "Brother Dong Ping, I'm here to help you!" β
The three of them and four guns and horses were fighting together, Xiang Yu was itchy to see, pulled out a gun on the weapon rack, threw it aside, chose a few more, and said in disappointment: "How is this gun like chopsticks?" In the end, I had to take a slightly heavier one, and a horse was on the leg, and people were happy: the horse of this crew was ridden by Xiang Yu, just like an ordinary person riding a big dog, and his legs were almost on the ground, and as soon as he urged the horse, the horse's waist collapsed, and Xiang Yu was almost thrown down, if Xiang Yu hadn't landed on the ground with a gun and quickly jumped to the ground, the horse was afraid that he would have to vomit blood.
At this time, the three people have become more and more fierce, the four guns dance dazzlingly, and the audience has gradually entered the state, usually watching TV and immediately cutting people, as if whoever is strong will "cut down the horse", now look at it is not like that at all, because the body is volleyed on the horse, the height increases, so it is more difficult to make a move to be stable, but there is also more room to play, and the ingenuity, fierceness, and viciousness of the move are even worse.
Wu Yong looked at the audience who were sweating all around, and said, "It's good to be able to add a fire now." Before the words fell, Hu Sanniang finally rode out on horseback and killed, in fact, according to her surname, she had already thought about it, but the double knives she used were not well matched for a while, she held the double knives to kill, and then the audience was in an uproar: "Look, two knives!" β
And the highlights are not only that: Hu Sanniang is wearing a shawl wig and a light pink T-shirt today, riding a horse and killing with two knives, which is extremely shocking and weird.
In fact, Lin Chong is not like this, Zhang Qing is still wearing golden apples, and Dong Ping is wearing leather shoes and stepping on the stirrup to do it with people, this spectacular scene is probably truly ancient. The audience had long forgotten why they were here, and they screamed and laughed for a while, which was very similar to the scene of the qigong master's work.
After the audience's attention was diverted, at this time someone informed me that the chairman had an invitation, I entered the office, and saw that there was already a family sitting here, and the chairman introduced me very casually: "These comrades from the National Economic Planning Agency, the Land Management Bureau and the Ministry of Education, the others will not be introduced first, and you will naturally deal with them in the future......" The chairman looked out while talking, it seemed that he really didn't want to miss this wonderful horse battle, although he was talking, his mind didn't know where to slip away, and he finished speaking at a juncture, Finally, I couldn't help but shout softly, "Good marksmanship!" The people in the room looked at each other and laughed helplessly and knowingly.
The chairman looked at it for a while, only to find that everyone was waiting for his next step, he coughed awkwardly, and said to me succinctly: "I came to you this time to discuss with you about expanding Yucai." ββ¦β¦
(To be continued)