Chapter 366: It's hard to argue if you have a mouth

Zhou Xing heard a few rooster crows in a daze, and then felt as if his chest was pressed by something, a little uncomfortable. Zhou Xing reluctantly opened his eyes and found that the room was already bright, and then he saw Tang Jing sleeping soundly on his chest.

No wonder his chest felt pressed by something, it turned out that this little witch used her chest as a pillow.

Seeing that Tang Jing was sleeping sweetly, Zhou Xing couldn't bear to disturb it, so he lay quietly on the bed, waiting for Tang Jing to wake up.

Tang Jing's sleeping appearance is not very elegant, but it is very cute, although her hair is a little messy, and her sleeping posture makes people a little speechless, but this does not affect Tang Jing's peerless face to show a cute expression in her sleep, like an elf.

Tang Jing put one hand on his body, and the other hand crossed Zhou Xing's chest to hug Zhou Xing, one slender leg on the sheet, and the other on Zhou Xing's legs. How ambiguous and ambiguous this posture is.

Besides, in the early morning, men have the habit of morning erection. Therefore, Zhou Xing's lower body was just against the upper end of Tang Jing's thigh, which made Zhou Xing very uncomfortable.

Zhou Xing lay on the bed and didn't dare to move, for fear of waking Tang Jing up. Zhou Xing only remembered that he fell asleep last night when he was talking to Tang Jing. As for when Tang Jing fell asleep, I don't know.

But looking at this morning's scene, Tang Jing must have fallen asleep very late last night.

Zhou Xing could only pray silently in his heart, hoping that Tang Jing would wake up soon, otherwise he would be very uncomfortable if he kept this posture.

Just when Zhou Xing was silently praying, the door suddenly opened, Zhou Xing's grandmother walked in with a smile, and was about to open her mouth to call Zhou Xing and Tang Jing to get up, but when she saw Tang Jing sleeping soundly on Zhou Xing's body, Zhou Xing's grandmother swallowed the words that came to her mouth.

Seeing his grandmother suddenly break in, Zhou Xing was really speechless, and now even if he explained that he had nothing to do with Tang Jing, his grandmother would not believe it.

Zhou Xing hurriedly called "grandma", and Zhou Xing's grandmother answered and said to Zhou Xing: "Xiaoxing, look at you, did you go to bed very late last night?" You're not sleepy, but you're still sleepy......"

Listening to his grandmother's complaints, Zhou Xing really couldn't cry or laugh. It's okay now, it's misunderstood by grandma as that kind of thing, and Zhou Xing can't explain it anymore, some things, the more he explains, the more unclear it becomes.

Grandma said a few more words to Zhou Xing, and Zhou Xing had to nod again and again, like a child who had done something wrong. At this time, I don't know if it was the sound of grandma talking that woke Tang Jing up, or if Tang Jing woke up naturally. Tang Jing rubbed her sleepy eyes with her hand, and when she opened her eyes and saw that she was lying on Zhou Xing's body, she was about to scream and scold Zhou Xing for being a hooligan, but suddenly found that Zhou Xing's grandmother was standing in the room and looking at her with a smile, and the shouts and words that came to her mouth were swallowed alive.

"Xiaojing, wake up, did you sleep well last night?" Zhou Xing's grandmother asked in half-earth, half-Mandarin.

Tang Jing saw that she was sleeping on Zhou Xing's chest and was seen by Zhou Xing's grandmother, and her face turned red all of a sudden, even if others didn't think about it.

Angry, Tang Jing quietly put her hand into the quilt, pinched Zhou Xing's waist, and said to Zhou Xing's grandmother with a smile on her face: "Grandma, I slept well last night." ”

Zhou Xing was pinched by Tang Jing, and the pain was grinning. Seeing Zhou Xing like this, Zhou Xing's grandmother hurriedly asked, "Xiaoxing, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zhou Xing hurriedly said, "It's okay, grandma, hehe." ”

Zhou Xing's grandmother's attention was on Tang Jing at the moment, and when she saw Zhou Xing saying that it was okay, she looked at Tang Jing with a smile, and then said, "The meals are ready, just waiting for you." ”

Tang Jing was very embarrassed to be stared at by Zhou Xing's grandmother, Tang Jing's face was as if she had been roasted by fire, and she was red and hot.

Zhou Xing saw his grandmother staring at Tang Jing with a smile, while Tang Jing blushed and lowered her head slightly, very embarrassed. Zhou Xing looked at his grandmother's posture, if he didn't remind her, his grandmother might have been standing here.

"Grandma, Tang Jing and I are about to get up, can you please go out first?" Zhou Xing said.

Zhou Xing's grandmother patted her head full of white hair with a smile, and said with a smile: "Look, this person is useless when he is old, he originally told you to get up and eat, but I am standing here by myself, so how can you two children be embarrassed to get up, hehe, grandma will go out, this will go out." Zhou Xing's grandmother walked out the door as she spoke, but just a few steps away, Zhou Xing's grandmother turned her head three times.

After watching Zhou Xing's grandmother close the door and go out, Tang Jing began to go crazy, raised her fist and was about to greet Zhou Xing's body, and then at this time, the door opened again. Fortunately, Zhou Xing reacted in time, grabbed Tang Jing's hand, and said, "Okay, baby, don't make trouble, get up." After finishing speaking, Zhou Xing hurriedly glanced at Tang Jing.

Tang Jing immediately understood what Zhou Xing meant, and then heard Zhou Xing's grandmother's half-hometown dialect and half-Mandarin words: "You two hurry up, otherwise the food will not taste good if it is cold." After speaking, Zhou Xing's grandmother glanced at the two people playing on the bed with a smile, and laughed so much that she couldn't close her mouth. According to the old man's guess, it won't be long before his granddaughter-in-law's belly will bulge.

This time, Tang Jing was not so reckless, and after making sure that Zhou Xing's grandmother would not kill the carbine again, she pinched Zhou Xing's waist and said hatefully: "It's all your fault, it's good now, even if we don't have that matter, we will be misunderstood by your grandmother." My reputation as a girl was ruined by you, a big pervert. ”

Zhou Xing grinned in pain, but he still didn't forget to take advantage of it, and said: "Then let's fake it, you can be the granddaughter-in-law of my grandparents." You have also seen that my grandparents are very satisfied with you, and if you add to our Zhou family, they will definitely not treat you badly...... Oops, you lightly touched me, I must have been pinched by you, oops......"

"You want to be beautiful, let Miss Ben be your wife, dream. You big pervert, aren't you satisfied that you have so many girlfriends? Tang Jing said angrily.

Zhou Xing smiled and said: "Wei Xiaobao has eight wives, compared to him, I am far behind, you must know that my dream is to exceed the number of wives of Wei Xiaobao." Now it seems that I am still 108,000 miles away from my dream, so I have to work harder. ”

Tang Jing couldn't help but be angry and funny when she saw Zhou Xing say such a high-sounding remark, and she was about to hit Zhou Xing. Zhou Xing hurriedly dodged and said, "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, okay?" ”

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a little woman." After Tang Jing finished speaking, he continued to attack Zhou Xing.

"Be careful, I give you a little woman to the Fa on the spot." Zhou Xing threatened.

"You dare?" Tang Jing glared at him and said.

"What don't I dare, anyway, everyone thinks that you are my wife, even if you are corrected on the spot, others will only think that this is the most normal thing." Zhou Xing said with a smile, just like the expression of those perverts on TV when they see beautiful women, how obscene and obscene.

Tang Jing was really frightened by Zhou Xing's words, and hurriedly leaned inside, saying, "Then I won't beat you, but you are not allowed to talk nonsense anymore, otherwise I will definitely be unkind to you." ”