Chapter 225 does not miss Dan and the crazy fifth master

Xiao Qi saw that I was distracted, and stretched out his little hand and shook it in front of my eyes: "Brother, what do you want?" ”

I grinned: "It's nothing, it's just that Dao Ye made me feel a little bit again." ”

Xiao Qi held the dzi and said in a daze: "Actually, I only know now that Dao Ye is really a devil face and an angel heart." No, what about him, it should be, the heart of the archangel. ”

I said, "Seventh Master, a dzi bead, will you buy it?" ”

Xiao Qi pouted: "It's not." I mean, he just asked you to memorize something, he was testing your homework, and then he asked you to take that medicine, but he was actually educating you. ”

I was shocked: "Can you realize this?" ”

Xiao Qi: "Yes, my father sometimes asks me to do something at home, and I'm very reluctant." But later, my father would reason with me and tell me why I was asked to do this, and I understood, adults, they all teach children like this. ”

I looked at Xiao Qi's serious appearance, and I now understand that Dao Ye said that Xiao Qi is a good girl, not a hypocritical praise, but a praise from the heart!

Xiao Qi is really a very, very good girl.

I want to cherish ......

Xiao Qi tilted his head at this time: "Brother, what kind of medicine did Dao Ye give you just now?" ”

I was stunned.

yes, what did the old pigtails give me to eat?

Why doesn't my stomach react at all? It is said that the legendary elixir will detoxify, diarrhea, and thirst, and it is a lot of reactions anyway.

But why, the medicine I take, there is no reaction at all?

I was thinking about it when I heard someone shouting not far away, "SEVEN, SEVEN...... Let's start, let's start. ”

When Xiao Qi heard this, he quickly and carefully put away the dzi close to his body, and then replied loudly: "Is it Sister Xiaoge?" I am here. ”

After a while, the interpreter Xiaoge came running out of breath.

"Oh, SEVEN, where did I think you went? Duwood is about to start filming, the first shot, it's to shoot people here chatting after dinner or something, quick, come back with me and get ready. ”

"Hmm!" Xiao Qi nodded, turned to me and said, "Brother, I'm going to work, let's talk about it later." ”

I looked at Xiao Qi's distant back, and I deeply felt that I had chosen too right to go home this time!

I walked around the same place twice.

When I think of the medicine I put in my stomach, who should I ask? Looking at the old lady's appearance, I guess he won't tell me, my father, don't tease. My mother...... No way? Dao Ye? Do you think he's going to tell me?

Well, I have to call the third uncle.

There is a signal in the village, the tower built by the third uncle. I took out my mobile phone and called the third uncle.

"Hey, eldest nephew, eldest brother called me and said you arrived safely."

I said, "Uncle, I'm so busy that I forgot to call you to report my safety." ”

"Haha!" The third uncle laughed for a while: "I don't worry about you, as long as you step into the mountain boundary of our village, even if you really lose it, it's fine." ”

I smiled heartily: "By the way, third uncle, grandpa asked me to ask Dao Ye for medicine, and Dao Ye gave me medicine, it's that kind of little green pill, what is that thing for?" “

The third uncle laughed, hahaha, laughed very, very silvery.

I gritted my teeth and blackened: "Third uncle, what are you laughing at?" ”

The third uncle said: "Ouch, my eldest baby has finally said goodbye to virgins." ”

My face is darker.

"Third uncle, tell the truth quickly, if you don't tell it, I'll ...... I'll show you a soak of urine and die. ”

The third uncle haha: "Okay, eldest nephew, uncle won't tease you." That medicine is my father, your father, and Dao master, who studied together, the legendary 'No Leakage Pill'. ”

I was shocked: "Uncle, there really is such a thing." ”

Third uncle: "What am I lying to you for?" You kid, just wait. You know how much trouble it can be to make, hey, it's going to take a long time just to tell you. In short, you kneel down and thank Daoye. This Danna is the place where he specializes in researching in the Taoist formula. ”

I was stunned, I didn't hear the words of the third uncle too clearly, and at the end, I came back to my senses, said goodbye to the third uncle, put the phone away, and stayed in a daze.

Don't miss Dan!

Listen to this name, it's quite evil.

Actually, it's not, how can I say this principle.

This has to be talked about from the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine. Western medicine has not yet fully understood the ultimate mystery of the human body.

People are divided into congenital and acquired.

There are three types of essences in the human body.

The first is the innate essence, the second is the essence of the water valley, and the third is the acquired turbidity essence.

Let's start with the easy to understand, the acquired turbidity essence is our man XXOO, and the point that seems to be very little, in fact, there are many offspring of liquid.

The essence of Mizutani refers to the nutrients that are absorbed by the human body through diet and digestion.

The innate essence, which is the innate true yang, is the fundamental source of power to maintain all the metabolism and physiological activities of the human body.

A man, growing up, wants to find a girl, fits, and is happy.

This, after fitting and being happy, releases the acquired turbidity.

Normal, regular fit, and happiness will not damage the innate essence.

But if anyone is lustful all of a sudden, wants to be more together, and is more happy, it is indulgence. Well, when your acquired turbidity essence can't come out, what you lose is the innate essence.

The effect of the pill is very good.

It is equivalent to placing an encrypted lock on the innate essence.

That is to say, when you want to indulge in lust, if your acquired turbidity essence is empty, then no matter how much stimulation you are under, how many fierce pills, and how many supplements you take, as long as you don't have enough turbidity essence inventory, you will definitely not stand!

The situation of wheelchair Luo is that he knocked on the fierce medicine, and when he shouldn't have been standing, he forcibly stood up, damaging the innate essence, and it turned out to be that miserable.

Don't miss Dan, the first is to give me an insurance.

In case one day, your brain will twitch and you want to indulge, okay, after eating this pill, unless you have enough stock, you can't indulge.

Second, the Pills can transform the acquired turbidity essence into the innate essence when you have a lot of inventory. So as to achieve many effects of strengthening the body, improving brain power and prolonging life.

In the end, this pill can help men to carry out high-quality sexual exercise safely and without damage. So as to completely avoid the occurrence of kidney deficiency! (I don't know if you can read this paragraph, if you do, congratulations, you have mastered the preliminary knowledge of health preservation.) )

The production of the non-leakage pill is very troublesome.

The Taoist master has a set of bamboo slips that have been handed down, which records a lot of Taoist prescriptions. It's a pity that 90% of the names of the drugs in it don't even know what grandpa, an orthodox Chinese medicine practitioner, is.

Dao Ye is also half-understood.

Later, I heard that they went out several times for this purpose, and it seems that they have collected relevant information. Then, about two years ago, they started working on the medicine.

It is the result of their scientific research!

With infinite gratitude in my heart, I ran along the small mountain road and went straight to the Taoist temple.

But when I got to the door, I was disappointed.

Locked!

Ay......

Every time I look like this, I lock the door and go to the mountains when I want to see him the most.

Yes, shopping is not popular here, but walking in the mountains.

Master Dao may be chatting with the foxes on the edge of a wild fox's nest on the mountain, but for a while, I can't find it.

Helpless, turn around, and go home.

I went home first and had a warm conversation with my parents.

The old lady hasn't seen me for a long time, so I thought about it, took out homemade beef jerky, sun-dried dried fruits, and in short, stuffed all kinds of delicious food into my mouth.

My dad was talking to me as he packed his medicine box.

At the end, he asked, "Did Master Dao give you medicine?" ”

I blushed and weakly replied.

My father: "Well, in the future, when you grow snacks outside and do anything, you will pay attention to the heat, you know?" ”

Me: "I know my father......"

I'm chatting with my mom and dad.

Suddenly, there was a crisp copper bell sound outside the stilted building at home.

This bell sound is very eye-catching, listening to it in the brain, there is a sense of transparency that the soul is awakened.

When I listened to the voice, I knew who had come to see me.

Dad looked up at the door at this time, and said, "Go ahead, people miss you, although you are a madman, it is rare for him to think about you so much." ”

I nodded effortlessly.

I reached out and took the bag of beef jerky made by the lady and rushed out the door.

Actually, before I came, I thought about bringing some things from the city to the elders in my family. However, I went to the supermarket together, hormone meat, coloring food, gutter oil food, all kinds of adulterated goods......

I knew, forget it!

Don't poison the villagers.

The well water in this mountain is ten times better than the most expensive mineral water in the city, and I really don't know what to buy.

I rushed out the door.

At a glance, I saw a row of six or seven children, only five or six years old, smiling and grinning, stretching out their arms, jumping forward to the rhythm of the brass bells.

In front of the children, there was an old man with gray and messy hair, wearing a tattered gray coat and shaking a brass bell in his hand, and he was walking towards my house with a serious face.

He is the crazy fifth master, a corpse chaser in Xiangxi.

The crazy fifth master was not crazy originally, and I heard that he was young, not to mention handsome when he was seventeen or eighteen years old, and he also had a superb ability to drive away corpses.

I'm really new to the ancient profession of corpse chaser. The level of understanding is almost the same as that of students who read books, and their cognition is only limited to some novels.

The crazy fifth master was given the true inheritance.

It's a pity that I didn't meet a good year.

Ten years of turmoil, that is, during the Cultural Revolution, he was classified as a black five, a stubborn feudal bad element.

The crazy fifth master was inevitably fought.

Not to mention the fight, those people also asked the fifth master to write a review, saying that his set was all a lie.

Those crafts are the lifeblood of the fifth master!

How can he be said to be a liar? If the fifth master bites to death and doesn't say anything, he will be beaten, and if he doesn't say anything, he will be beaten again!

In this way, a good and decent person was tortured and crazy.

I vaguely remember that my uncles said that at the beginning, it was still my grandfather and the Taoist master, who walked hundreds of miles of mountain roads day and night, and then I didn't know how to snatch the fifth master out of those hands.

Grandpa and Dao Ye settled the fifth master in the village.

One stay is decades.

Eat and drink, and raise.

The fifth master's madness, although he often commits it. , but the fifth master is kind, even if he is sick, he sits on the bed in a daze, and only repeats one sentence: "I didn't deceive people, it was all the secret art of the ancestors, it was to save people, to help people, I didn't deceive people......"

It's no longer like today, holding a brass bell and playing a game of chasing corpses with children.

Let the ancient brass bells sound ......

Over and over again in the deep mountains and rivers, it echoes for a long time.