In this strange atmosphere, KPMG and Tang Shihao returned to their rental cottage, "The Otherworldly Conspiracy Takes Over the World, Read It All. [Full text reading]. shuhaige。 A simple and welcoming home.

There is no room-buster in this rental house who has a voice-shattering glass, a bloated body, and a hateful face; There is no charter man who is as timid as a mouse and is always bullied by the charter wife; There are no legendary axe gangs and peerless masters, endless sword outfits. Some are just a gentle, virtuous, slightly old middle-aged aunt. A young girl in the flower season, a lewd silk man, and a "monkey" who has been making trouble.

"You're back in style?"

KPMG and Tang Shihao heard a coquettish reprimand as soon as they entered the hospital. Don't ask, this must be the only girl in the small family - Wu You.

At this time, Wu You was standing in the courtyard with his hands on his hips, staring at him, looking like a dominatrix. However, her small and delicate body, her jīng-like face, but the image of the fierce and vicious dominatrix is expressed as cute.

When Tang Shihao saw the girl like this, he immediately felt funny, so he laughed and said, "Hey, you." What are you doing here? Could it be that you are basking in the moon, but it is still early, the moon has not come out yet, what are you staring at these eyes? Could it be that you entered the sand, and my brother came to blow it to you. ”

"You ......." Wu You was speechless with excitement, he couldn't lift Tang Shihao, so he set his eyes on KPMG, "Dead monkey, you take Tang Shihao out for a stroll again, do you know that he is in the third year of junior high school this year, this is a very important year, if he can't get into a good high school, you will be a big sinner." ”

"What did you say?" KPMG seemed to have just woken up, and he was still a little ignorant. asked Wu You blankly, Wu You was really annoyed when he saw KPMG like this, and forgot his ladylike image for a while, "Dead monkey, even if you lose your soul and ignore me, but this can't cover up your mistakes?" You are a great wicked person, no one is more hateful than you, you have trampled the flowers of the times in the dirt, and became flower fertilizer, today I will do the right thing for heaven and destroy you, a flower thief. ”

"Haha......" came the bursts of laughter from KPMG and Tang Shihao, and KPMG finally got rid of the situation where God does not call people and souls do not call people, and covered his stomach and laughed "Flower thief...... You will really say, this flower picking will also be picked by you, picking this pointed head of the turtle, I don't do it. Wahaha, Wu You, you are really strange, there are three kinds of people, people, heaven, and strange. You are the one above, maybe you have broken the limits of human beings and reached the realm of gods and ghosts, and I have to call you, demon. ”

"Haha...... That's right, it's a medicinal herb, and now this picture is like reading all the way with Coptis chinensis, my warlord career. The mouth is bitter, and the heart is bitter. Alas, don't go, Sister Huang Lian! ”

Wu You rushed back to his house in a fit of rage, and there were two people in the courtyard laughing. Soon Wu You, who entered the house, rushed out again, "It's not right for you to do this." After saying this, he slammed the door and turned and entered the house. The two people left in the courtyard stared at each other with big eyes and stood there stunned.

"What's going on with her, what's wrong with doing this, I still haven't figured out what she means." KPMG asked Tang Shihao beside him.

Tang Shihao shook his head, "I don't know what's going on, this girl suddenly lost her temper with us, it's really a woman's heart, I don't understand it at all." ”

"Didn't you say that you know women? How could you not understand her heart? ”

"I understand women because I understand their appearance, and I am not a woman, how can I understand their heart."

"Damn, then you're fooling me all day long. Despise! KPMG stretched out his middle finger and walked towards his room. His mood is not very good today, otherwise how could he ask Tang Shihao to go to the Internet café to surf the Internet together?

Today, I first met those stupid big brother-level characters, and then I heard a god-like sales pitch in an Internet café, and then I was criticized by Wu You. KPMG's mood can be described as extremely bad, at this time he is also thinking about a question, whether he needs to find a job, now he is really messing around, but the money on his body is getting less and less, and if he continues like this, he will definitely be unable to eat one day and live on the streets.

"Should I get a job, and what can I do now?" KPMG sat on the edge of the bed, frowning.

There was a bang, and the door of the KPMG house was pushed open, and because the person pushing the door was so strong, the door slammed against the wall. KPMG was about to get angry, and when he looked up, he looked, and oh! It's this girl again. Wu You was standing outside the door at this time, with an angry face.

"What's wrong with you? Why is there so much anger? I don't think I'm messing with you! And you say I'm a flower thief. KPMG looked at Wu You, who had an angry face, and asked blankly, "Huashan Xianmen."

"Hmph, dead monkey. Don't be arrogant, don't think that you're afraid of you if you mix with me, I'm not afraid of you. Isn't it just a little longer hair, oh, and longer nails. This can only mean that you are not hygienic and that you are lazy. It doesn't mean that you are very good, if you are good, you have to be able to support yourself, and now you have nothing to do every day, and you are with people every day, and you don't go to school. You are really the right parent, I really don't know how your parents would give you such a personal amount of money to spend, you are not a person, you are a brute! And if you don't study well, why do you want to pull our lovely master, the master is struggling to study, and now he doesn't study well with you, and he doesn't write his homework every day, so he knows to copy me, if he can't get into high school, it's all your fault, you just wait to be scolded by his parents pointing at the backbone! Beast!

Tang Shihao is cute, the first time I heard someone say, this old yín' stick, thinking about women all day long, no one is more "pure" than him This product has definitely reached the legendary high realm, back to the realm of the basics, it is said that now he has a code in his eyes are high-definition, although he uses plain language, but it will always make you have an immersive feeling. If Wu You didn't point at him and scold, if she only said that Tang Shihao was cute, KPMG would definitely laugh, but he couldn't laugh at this time.

After Wu You finished speaking, he slammed the door and left, leaving KPMG, who was still a little sluggish. After a long time, KPMG punched the wall violently, boom! The skin of the wall fell off, and KPMG's hands were bleeding red, and KPMG didn't care. Rumble! Another punch, and just like that, KPMG punched the wall dozens of times, and then put his hand on the wall, and the wall was hit with a big hole, and KPMG's hand was in the pit, and the skin of the wall fell on, and blood was left along the wall.

"I swear at KPMG that I will find a job and live well, and I will not be looked down upon by others. Hehe, beast. I'm a beast, so I'll show you. KPMG swore to the pit on the wall and the blood on his hands, and the pain in his hands was telling him to become stronger, and he wanted to be a master.

Dressed the wound on his hand hastily, he had a plan again, he needed a job, a job that could support him, a life, the beginning. He is no longer a fallen monkey, although he has not been under the Buddha's Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years at this time, but he is aware of his responsibility, responsible for himself and responsible for society. He has changed, he has really changed, and a responsible big deception is born from this.