Chapter 249: Hey, I can't afford to hurt the little idiot
Western medicine surgery is nothing more than the use of a hand, the victory lies in the clean and neat technique, bold and careful.
I can't know the queen better, this big girl, the courage is bigger than the sky, and the heart is more delicate than cotton silk. She is born with a good foundation and is the material for dry surgery, but what the queen lacks now is a method, a method for her to improve.
I said to the Queen, "Girl, ......"
"Go to the side! I'm a month older than you, okay. "The queen gave me a blank look.
"Uh, sister......" I said with a black face, "You, now the technique is no problem, but the technique needs to be exercised, and you must know how to twist and turn and adapt to changes." β
Queen: "Don't talk to me, tell me what to do." β
I gritted my teeth: "Practice." β
"How to practice? Baguazhang? "The queen learned from Xiaofei, and the barefoot girl stood on the ground and posed in the shape of a green dragon probing claws.
I shook my head: "The way of Baguazhang is the way to practice strength, you don't need to be strong, if you are strong, then it is not surgery, it is slaughter." β
"What's going on?"
"Stand on the pile! Loosen your body first. β
Standing piles, especially round piles, is the best way to practice the body. It's just that there are many misunderstandings in the world, thinking that they are practicing qigong and playing Daxian Yunyun.
No way, this is a little criticism of our ancestors, often very scientific things, not to mention science, just to theology, immortal science summary!
Before I stand on the pile, I also need to do a test on the softness of the queen's body so that I can teach her according to her aptitude.
"That, girl, oh no sister, you try to lower your waist, split your legs, I'll see how soft your body is!" I stood up and looked at the queen with my hands on my cheek.
The queen turned around and called Xiaofei: "Bring two stools." β
Xiaofei swished, swished, and swished, and returned with two chairs.
The little demon moths and I immediately stood up and watched.
The queen stood calmly between the two stools, first lifted a jade leg, put the white feet on the top of the stool, suddenly squatted again, and said to Xiaofei when she was done: "Sister, do my sister a favor, put this foot on that stool." β
Xiaofei was surprised: "Sister Yizhuo, you ...... Will you be a word horse that has been lost for many years? β
The queen chuckled: "Sister, my sister won't tell you that before my sister went to college, she was forced to study professional dance for six years, and originally, my sister planned to take the dance academy entrance examination." β
I rub! I didn't even know about the Queen's experience, the Queen was actually from a small dance class, and I went, which is too surprising.
Xiaofei moved the queen's feet, and with a light mention, she put the stool on it.
The queen put her arms on the ground and said, "Get up!"
Two feet on the stool!
Sizzle......
Belch!
The queen set up a stool with a standard horse, a strange look appeared on her little face, and she turned her head and said to Xiao Qi: "Sister, are there any hot pants suitable for my sister to wear?" β
That's right!
The little white hot pants on the queen were torn properly.
"Yes! Sister Yizhuo rest assured, all kinds of brands, all kinds of styles, you can wear it for a year without heavy samples. Xiao Qi replied seriously.
The queen breathed a long sigh of relief.
I slipped away, I ...... I want to change my perspective.
"What do you want to do, big rascal?"
Just as my little filth was about to emerge, a voice of justice sounded in my ears.
Turning his head, it turned out to be a righteous Xiaoyu classmate.
"Dajibai, don't you want to peek like this? Isn't it? "The little fish is very imposing.
I...... I was anxious, I suddenly understood, and I asked Xiaoyu directly: "What am I peeking at, what am I peeking?" Haha, Xiaoyu, you can't help it, I've seen a lot of candid photos on the Internet. Hehe, once there is a live version, you are itchy and want to take a peek, but you are too shy to act. So when you see me get up, you think I want to peek, right, I'm right. β
Xiao Yu's face turned red after a while.
With the Big Apple.
The queen didn't care at this time, and glanced at Xiaoyu: "Du girl, what is there to look at, sister take a bath another day, call you, let you see enough." β
Little Fish: "Wow......"
I hated: "Yizhuo, don't compete with Xiaoyu if you have the ability, you come at me if you have the ability, you ...... You call me. β
Die!
Together, several little feet flew on my ass.
After a while, I asked the little demon moths to pinch a few more times, buckle their eyeballs a few times, and pinch their ears a few times. It was only then that I regrouped my messy mood and commented on the flexibility of the Queen's body in a highly positive tone.
"Great! Great praise! Cow X Like! A word horse, a stunt in the rivers and lakes, you have to open your crotch and pull the ligaments before you have this kung fu. Basically, you already have the foundation of martial arts, so now, you can bypass the stump and concentrate on muscle activity and finger sensitivity. β
I crossed my arms and stood on the ground, my trouser belt hanging out, my collar wide open, my hair like grass, and I said with a straight face.
The little demon moths stared at me motionlessly.
When it's over, I'm laughing!
I wondered, what are you laughing at?
The queen was out of breath and pointed to me and said, "You...... Your belt ......"
I bowed my head and gritted my teeth: "I was about to say it!" Who was it just now, who was so ruthless, trying to pick my pants, if I hadn't stuck to the end, I would ...... Oh my chastity. β
The women hid their faces and laughed again.
Well, today I am possessed by the star master!
After the laughter, the atmosphere returned to normal, and I began to teach the queen how to exercise the sensitivity of the arm muscles and skin by standing on the stake.
The basic posture is the same as that of the round pile, the legs are also open, shoulder-width apart, the body is squatting, the knees are not more than toe, the body is centered, and the head is weak.
The difference lies in the two arms, the requirement is to stretch naturally, not straight, not too bent, and flat.
Then, the next thing is to feel the weight of your arm.
It's a trick, that is, you have to feel how many pounds your arm weighs? So, how do you feel? Through what sense of place?
The answer is the abdomen, waist, and hips.
I didn't teach those Guoshu disciples this trick, because most of them didn't open their waists and hips, and it was in vain to teach them.
But the queen has a dancing background, and her body is soft enough to go straight on!
The master of inner boxing often hides this key to the end, and at the end, the whole sentence, thinking with the waist and stomach.
I'll go!
This is too philosophical for ordinary people to understand and do not understand.
I have to think carefully again, and I am about to get confused when I take the test. Master will say that it is like this, so that the stomach and waist can feel the weight of the arms.
There is a feeling that if you stretch your arms, you will press down on your waist and stomach.
This feeling is right, practice hard, OK, your inner boxing has also begun to enter the court.
I asked the queen to put the shelves out.
Then he told her, "The shelf is a piece, and the other is momentum, you have to let your shoulders, break your arms, and slowly draw a circle." β
To put it simply, the hands and arms do not move, just the shoulders move, through the waist, hips, and abdomen force to destroy the shoulders, so that the arms, in a state of extreme relaxation, slowly draw a circle.
The queen practiced according to what I said.
The little demon moths also practiced as I said.
I instruct the Queen.
Don't tighten the arms, loosen, loosen down, and don't draw circles across the whole big arm. How to understand this, that is, if you tie a pen to your hand, the tip of your elbow, and your shoulder, you move a circle, and there will be three circles, understand?
The queen has a high level of understanding.
"Roger, understood."
Finally, I told the Queen a few other precautions.
The tongue is on top of the palate, breathe through the nose, the toes should be slightly gripped, uh, and there is also the need to lift the valley.
Xiao Yu listened and was curious: "What is Hegu Dao?" β
I blackfaced: "Chrysanthemum!" β
The seventh master was naΓ―ve again: "Brother, where are the chrysanthemums on people." β
I gritted my teeth......
I sighed faintly: "You go and ask Xiaoyu!" β
After teaching for nearly half an hour, our queen and Yu Linglin, Xiao Qi, and Xiao Fei learned the most seriously.
The rest of Ren Ling, Xiaoyu, Zhang Qian or something are just making fun of it!
I was tired and sweaty, so I said hello to Xiao Qi and borrowed the bathroom.
Went in and took a shower.
When I came out, I was dumbfounded.
I'll go, and the goddess sister actually came.
Li Xue was sitting on the sofa chatting with the little demon moths, and when she saw me coming out, she stretched out her little hand and waved quietly: "Hey, Xiao Ji ......"
I also stretched out my claws to my chest: "Hey, Director Li." β
We looked at each other and laughed, and we didn't say anything.
After a while, the dishes were ready to eat.
Everyone eats and drinks to their heart's content.
After finishing the matter, Li Xue stayed to help Xiao Qi move to 1501.
I'm going to take advantage of it.
I was doing my job when my phone rang again.
Connected, look at the half-immortal.
"What's the matter? Caught again? "I'm not angry.
"Brother Boda, I heard that you have a reputation for timely rain, as a brother, there is an unspeakable thing, and I want to ask for it." β
I blackfaced: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go." β
"Bada, I...... I'm in love. β
I X you XX XX!
I turned around and whispered to the half-immortal: "You are married, what a good sister Chuan Mei'er is, she will take care of the house, she will live, and she will take care of you." You...... How can you do that? β
The half-immortal was aggrieved: "Brother Baida, I also know that this kind of thinking is very wrong, and I am very sorry for my wife." However, she lingers in my mind, like a ghost, I can't get rid of it, I have no choice, so I turn to you for help. My brother Bada, save me as a brother. β
I sighed, "Where are you?" β
Half Immortal: "I picked up a bottle of beer and was walking down the deserted street." β
I'll go!
You're still playing, it's quite sad!
"Okay, wait for me, let me help you exorcise the female ghost in your head!" I turned to the moths and said, "I have something to do, I need to go first." β
"What are you going to do!" Including Li Xue, all the women asked vigilantly in unison.
I was speechless, I cried and said, "I'll exorcise ghosts!" β
"Wow! Master, take me. Xiao Fei was excited.
"Go to the side! Don't be a ghost, you will become a ghost again. I glared at Xiaofei, stretched out my claws and said good night to the girls.
When I found the half-immortal, he was sitting on the road, holding a bottle and blowing at the mouth of the bottle.
I shook my head and sat down side by side with him.
I said, "Comrade idiot, which goddess are you tormenting?" β
The half-immortal was aggrieved: "Fan Xiaoxian." β
I said, "Just that tsundere little Tai Chi?" Do you have a crush on her? β
Half Immortal: "Well, I drank with her and laughed with her, her temperament is actually not so arrogant, very good, easy-going, I like it." β
I blackfaced: "What about Sister Chuan?" You can't be sorry for people. β
Half Immortal: "I also love Sister Chuan, and I don't like it either." I...... How to say, the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, and it hurts to cut whichever one is cut. β
I sighed: "Okay, brother, you can be regarded as speaking the heart of our father." This, not only the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, ten fingers, ten toes are connected to the heart, which one doesn't hurt. β
The half-immortal was stunned, put aside the beer bottle, spread his hands and counted, and then looked down at the big-footed girl in the slippers, he gasped and said, "Brother Boda, you are too fierce!" I add only two on the back of my hand, you ...... That's twenty! β