Chapter 003: Cut Your Little Cock
As soon as He Qingzhi left, the already lifeless small building became even quieter. But this is also good, Su Can can take the opportunity to practice with peace of mind.
After meditating for two hours, there are still several meridians in my body that cannot be penetrated.
Su Can knew that the exercises of the galaxy were the most impetuous, and he was in a hurry. At the moment, I no longer insisted on continuing my luck, got out of bed, and did some physical exercise.
Stop, stop, and wait, when Su Can was exhausted and sweating profusely, look at the time, the morning has passed. Now at twelve o'clock, when I walked into the yard, there were bursts of food from the neighbors' houses on both sides.
He Qingzhi has not returned.
Su Can can't cook, but he can.
He washed the rice, put it in the rice cooker, added water, and sat on the side silly waiting. He didn't know what else to do now but wait.
Not long after, the porridge boiled, and a fresh fragrance came from the rice cooker. Su Can swallowed a mouthful of water and could eat it. He knew that this body was too weak now, and he had to eat as much as possible in order to consolidate his foundation and lay a foundation.
This rice cooker is not big, and the porridge can't be too full. Su Can drank three bowls of porridge, and he was still a little unsatisfied. But thinking that He Qingzhi might come back soon, Su Can still left a bowl or two of porridge and put it in the rice cooker. Plug in the power supply and set to keep warm.
After eating and having nothing to do, Su Can continued to meditate and exercise.
Through two hours of physical exercise in the morning, Su Can found that this exercise was much better than in the morning. Su Can estimated that within a day or two, Xiao Zhoutian's complete circulation could be realized.
But there were still obstacles, and when the mind ran to the second pulse of Ren Du, it stopped and could no longer move a single inch.
Su Can retracted his thoughts, ran upstairs to the toilet, and returned downstairs to continue doing physical fitness.
Push-ups, sit-ups, squats, jump-ups, .......
In the blink of an eye, more than an hour passed, and when he was exhausted, Su Can stopped.
Sweating profusely, Su Can decided to take a shower.
Upstairs bathroom with solar water heater. Su Can turned the hot water of the water heater to the maximum, and the hot water flowed down his head.
Hot water can not only relieve fatigue, but also have great benefits for blood circulation and relaxation.
After being drenched in hot water at eight or ninety degrees for half an hour, and his skin was burned red, Su Can turned off the faucet with satisfaction, wiped off the water stains on his body, and prepared to get dressed.
At this time, Su Can remembered that his change of clothes was not brought into the bathroom at all.
Su Can's mother brought her son a few sets of clothes yesterday and put them in their new house. Last night, He Qingzhi sent the quilt downstairs, and also threw Su Can's clothes in his room by the way.
Fortunately, He Qingzhi didn't come back, and now there is no one at home, even if she goes downstairs naked, she won't be seen. Su Can threw his dirty clothes aside, opened the bathroom door, and Deng Dengden went downstairs.
But coincidentally, just as Su Can rushed downstairs, the figure flashed, and He Qingzhi walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of porridge .......
Su Can's room is next to the kitchen. To get back to your room, you have to go through the kitchen door.
He Qingzhi also just came back. When she opened the door, Su Can was enjoying the joy of bathing, and the water in the bathroom was loud, and she didn't hear any movement outside.
He Qingzhi looked for a day's work outside, but she didn't get anything, and her legs and feet were sore and hungry. When I returned home, I saw porridge in the rice cooker, and after hesitating for a while, I still served a bowl.
Because she found that this porridge was white and pure, and it was estimated that there was no fool's saliva in it.
When Su Can, who was naked, and He Qingzhi, who was holding a bowl, met in front of the kitchen door, at that moment, both of them were stunned.
He Qingzhi's fair right half of her face turned red.
It's pitiful, she's lived for nineteen years, and this is the first time she's seen an adult man's body! In the black clump of hair below, what are the parts that are dragged and hung?
Su Can saw He Qingzhi's face, and knew that something was wrong, so he subconsciously covered the key parts and stammered, "I, I, I'm taking a bath." ”
"You're going to die!" He Qingzhi suddenly screamed, raised her hand, and a large bowl of porridge spilled over.
Poor Su Can, who had just been washed, was now splashed on his head by a bowl of porridge, and his whole body was pasted.
"Hey, why are you unreasonable." Su Can hurriedly took out a free hand and wiped the rice grains and soup on his face. But when I opened my eyes, I found that He Qingzhi turned around and rushed into the kitchen, took out a kitchen knife and killed it!
"Fool, I'm going to kill you today!"
Su Can hurriedly put away his reasoning thoughts, swished, went into his room, and closed the door deadly. It is definitely a very dangerous thing for a gentleman not to stand under a dangerous wall and reason with a madwoman with a kitchen knife in her hand.
He Qingzhi was still angry, and kicked Su Can's door a few times: "Fool, you listen to me, if you dare to run around without clothes in the future, I will kick you out!" ”
Who knew that she had just put the kitchen knife into the kitchen, and Su Can ran out with her bare butt again, carrying two clothes in her hands, and scurrying up the stairs like a rabbit.
At the corner of the stairs, Su Can turned around: "I still have to take a bath." ”
Oh my God, He Qingzhi sighed and was completely defeated. I used to hear people say that this fool only has the intelligence of a three- or four-year-old child, but when I see it today, he deserves his name.
Who else but a three- or four-year-old can run around with such shamelessness and bare buttocks?
Fortunately, this is a fool, or he would have to die of shame today!
He Qingzhi sighed to herself, gradually calmed down, and came to clean up the rice porridge soup on the floor.
The rice porridge is slimy and laborious to clean up. If I had known, I wouldn't have splashed him, He Qingzhi thought while mopping the floor. Anyway, he was raised as a cat or dog, and don't cats and dogs also wear clothes?
After the floor was cleaned, He Qingzhi walked into the kitchen and ate the rest of the porridge.
Walking out of the kitchen, Su Can just finished taking a shower and walked downstairs.
The two met again in front of the kitchen door.
"Fool, you stop." He Qingzhi opened her mouth and called out to Su Can, who was about to enter the room.
Su Can took a step back, kept his guard high, and said, "What do you want to do?" ”
He Qingzhi pointed at Su Can with her finger: "Forget about today's matter." If you dare to do this next time, the consequences will be serious, you know?! ”
"What consequences?" Su Can asked.
"If you dare to do this again, I'll cut your little cock!" He Qingzhi suddenly pretended to be fierce and shouted.
Su Can chuckled in his heart and said secretly, "Cut my little cock?" Are you scaring children? He knew that He Qingzhi still regarded himself as a fool.
But this is good, everyone is less embarrassed.
So Su Can simply pretended to be stupid to the end, rolled his eyes, and asked stupidly, "What are you cutting my little cock for?" Do you want that thing to be useful? My little cock is for booing, don't you have a boo-boo......"
Before Su Can finished speaking, He Qingzhi turned around again and rushed into the kitchen.
The wind is howling! Su Can snorted, rushed into his room, closed the door, fell on the bed and laughed wildly with his stomach covered.
Outside the door, He Qingzhi was holding a kitchen knife with a depressed face, saying that children are afraid of cutting dicks, why can't I scare this fool with this trick? Could it be that the rumors are wrong?